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15 Pictures Of Beyonce That Are Perfect For Every Nigerian Situation

1. When you see your best friend with her ex after swearing she can never go back to him:

“Well done oh! We will see at home.”
2. When you just got paid and you enter your favourite restaurant:

Yes! I’m a big boy
3. When someone is talking to you anyhow because they think you are mates:

“Please is it me you are talking to?”
4. When your weave is more than one month old and is itching in public:

Pat that weave!
5. When your mother comes to wake you up from deep sleep for night vigil:

Someone cannot sleep in peace!
6. When you ask your parents for something and they say “NO”:

Na wa oh!
7. When you see someone who owes you money trying to ignore you:

“ESSSSSSSSSSSS look here!”
8. When your lesson teacher starts teaching you a method different from the one your teacher taught you in school:

Oga don’t come and put me in trouble please oh!
9. When a man you’ve just met is calling you “baby”:

Baba match brake oh!
10. When you congratulate someone on their engagement and they answer “God will soon do your own”:

If you don’t get out of here!
11. When you walk into a spot your ex boyfriend is at:

Look at who is flourishing without you crusty!
12. When your mother-in-law tastes your cooking for the first time and she’s pleasantly surprised:

“Ah this is very nice!”
13. When you see your boyfriend being extra familiar with another girl:

Oga tread gently oh!
14. When you see your account balance after a weekend of recklessness:

So I am going to fast till the end of the month because no more money oh.
15. When the pastor talks about unexpected bank alert happening this week:

Please it’s needed!

Jola Ayeye

August 2, 2016

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17 Faces We Are Sure You’ve Made If You Grew Up In A Nigerian Home

1. When that your unemployed uncle is trying to lecture you about school.

Well, this is awkward.
2. When you’re about to travel and your mum says “I had a dream…”

Hay God!
3. When you hear your father’s horn at the gate and the whole house is scattered.

It’s all over.
4. When you open the icecream container in the freezer and see egusi soup.

What is this life?
5. When you’re playing outside without slippers and you see your father’s car approaching,

Chineke!
6. When that aunty that hasn’t seen you since you were born asks “do you remember me?”

Adongerrit.
7. When visitors come and your mum starts bringing out food and drinks you didn’t know were in the house.

Oh? So we don’t deserve good food too, abi?
8. When you open the container of Danish cookies and see needle and thread.

Is it fair?
9. When your father tells you to come and play with that cousin you don’t like.

Oh God!
10. When your mother that warned you not to eat anything at her friends house starts saying “eat na”.

What will I now believe?
11. When you say you can’t find something and you hear “if I come there and find it…”

What is all this?
12. When your mother calls you by your full government name.

I’m in trouble
13. When all your friends are going out but you’ve already gone out this month.

The pain is real.
14. When your mother tells you to clean your room because visitors are coming.

Hian! Will they come and enter my room?
15. When your parents finish beating you then start asking “why are you crying?”

Are you joking?
16. When your watch your mother price a shoe from N15,000 down to N1,500.

Mama the mama.
17. When you ask your father if you can go out and he says “go and ask your mother.”

Na wa for una.

Daniel Orubo

April 7, 2016

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11 Faces We Are Positive You Have Made While On The Phone

Daniel Orubo

March 11, 2016

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