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1. Your roommate that always sets irritating alarms but never wakes up to them.

2. Your “waka pass” friend asking you to buy their 50k aso ebi.

3. Tax people that want to collect your whole salary and give you the change to manage.

4. NYSC that wants to stress you in the name of serving your fathers land.

5. The person that stops to buy garden egg on the road during rush hour and causes traffic.

6. The person that spends 20 minutes in front of the atm.

7. The waiter hoarding drinks and small chops at the wedding.

8. The bouncer that doesn’t want to let you enter the club.

9. The person blasting their horn behind you even though the traffic light is red.

10. Made in Nigeria fashion designers that want you to use your whole salary to buy one blouse and half a pair of trousers.

11. Your ex that keeps calling and texting you.

12. Classmates that always remind teachers about assignments and tests.

13. Bosses that stroll into the office at 4pm and start piling work on your desk.

14. Family members that don’t mind their business.

15. People that shout “ride on pastor” after the service has already passed 3 hours.
