1. Christmas season and you realize you are 20kgs heavy
I will start working out next year, by God’s grace.
2. Your New Year’s resolution list on January 1
I am ready!
3. Your browser history for the first week of the year
Lets lose this weight and be fit!
4. So you drive around looking for a good gym
Let me find the one, with plenty fat people, like me.
5. You when you finally find a gym that you like
This year is my year of physical fitness!
6. Now it is time to look for workout partners
But all your friends are lazy, and only one of them is interested.
7. The night before your first day at the gym
Nobody can stop me now.
8. When you go to the gym two days in a row
Get fit or die trying.
9. You, after working out for one week straight
Where are the muscles and six packs?
10. Then someone says you have to add healthy eating
So you mean all my exercise won’t work?
11. Your first week of healthy eating
My body is perfect. Flawless.
12. After three weeks of healthy eating and working out
My body is kind of tired.
13. When your workout partner sees you at Chicken Republic
See casting!
14. Two days to the end of January
Today is my cheat day.
15. You, chasing your summer body and food at the same time
The Struggle.
16. When you realize you haven’t been to the gym in four weeks
See ehn. I will start again before summer.
17. When it’s May and your friends say it’s ok to give up your fitfam goals
Fake friends.
18. June 1 and you realize your tummy has doubled in size
Okay, next year is another time to start afresh! Countdown!
