1. Christmas season and you realize you are 20kgs heavy

I will start working out next year, by God’s grace.

2. Your New Year’s resolution list on January 1

I am ready!

3. Your browser history for the first week of the year

Lets lose this weight and be fit!

4. So you drive around looking for a good gym

Let me find the one, with plenty fat people, like me.

5. You when you finally find a gym that you like

This year is my year of physical fitness!

6. Now it is time to look for workout partners

But all your friends are lazy, and only one of them is interested.

7. The night before your first day at the gym

Nobody can stop me now.

8. When you go to the gym two days in a row

Get fit or die trying.

9. You, after working out for one week straight

Where are the muscles and six packs?

10. Then someone says you have to add healthy eating

So you mean all my exercise won’t work?

11. Your first week of healthy eating

My body is perfect. Flawless.

12. After three weeks of healthy eating and working out

My body is kind of tired.

13. When your workout partner sees you at Chicken Republic

See casting!

14. Two days to the end of January

Today is my cheat day.

15. You, chasing your summer body and food at the same time

The Struggle.

16. When you realize you haven’t been to the gym in four weeks

See ehn. I will start again before summer.

17. When it’s May and your friends say it’s ok to give up your fitfam goals

Fake friends.

18. June 1 and you realize your tummy has doubled in size

Okay, next year is another time to start afresh! Countdown!