1. When all your mates start developing and you’re still there looking like someone in primary 3:
How can I be looking like my classmate’s junior sibling?
2. How you beg God for puberty to slap you every day:
“FATHER FATHER EHHHHH!”
3. When you wear pencil dresses and look like an ironing board:
Na wa oh!
4. When your juniors have started developing but your own puberty is still loading:
What kind of shame is this?
5. When your mates are complaining about period pains and you join them like you know:
Lie Lie!
6. When your mates have moved to underwire bra but you are still wearing singlet:
One day sha, one day!
7. You researching “foods” that make you develop:
“Beans + pomo = developed body. Abi that’s what they said?”
8. When you hear of “one miracle cream” that will make your hips and breasts grow:
Woooooow!
9. When you consider gaining weight so the fat will at least make you look like something is happening:
How much fat will make sure I wear a bra?
10. When your mother wonders where all the tissue is going and you know the answer to that is your “bra”:
Oops!
11. When you have to change in front of people and your tissue-enhanced assets will be exposed:
I am done for oh!
12. When your own puberty finally starts and it is speeding away:
YASSSSSS
13. When your crush that used to ignore you now suddenly has your time:
My friend you better leave here!
14. When the puberty you were looking for will now not stop:
HAY GOD!
