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1. That person that smells like they used fish to bath.
2. That ‘pharmacist’ selling a N200 cure for HIV, premature ejaculation and unemployment.
3. That person that sha turns you into their pillow by force.
4. That human ATM that brings out a N1000 note to pay for a N50 fare.
5. That JJC that has no idea where they are even going.
6. That pastor that turns the entire trip into a sunday service, complete with testimony and offering.
7. That person on the phone that swears they are in a meeting.
8. That paranoid person that spends the entire trip shouting “conductor, where my change?”
9. That orobo that will crush everyone on their row and still have the liver to be shouting “shift”
10. That ‘comedian’ that thinks the bus is night of a thousand laughs.
11. That shakara person that won’t collect their change from the conductor unless the note is mint.
12. That amebo that thinks two of you are now sharing one phone.
13. That old person that spends the entire trip complaining about the driver’s speed, even when the bus is not moving..
