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1. When you’re cooking indomie and NEPA decides to be unfortunate.

2. How people queue up in front of Shop 10:

3. When you finish eating at Salado and they show you the bill.

4. You, when your crush sees you eating beans in front of Jaja.

5. When you run to Iya Moria to buy their bomb rice and it has finished.

6. You, when you discover the pounded yam at Computer!

7. When you get to Alhaja’s shop in 2001 Cafeteria and they don’t have plantain.

8. When you’re in school on Sunday and NO ONE bothers to open for you!

9. You and the suya mallams in Moremi are like:

10. When someone nice now surprises you with free Chicken and Chips!

11. When you buy take-away food and you start praying your roommates are not in the hostel.

12. Your roommates, when they now see you bringing food to the room.

13. How you enter Olaiya, because you know they always have amala.
