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1. When you ask your Nigerian tailor if they can “sew the style.”
2. When you tell a Nigerian photographer to make you look “natural”.
3. When your Nigerian hairdresser wants to kill you.
4. When you give a Nigerian mechanic your car and it spends so long with him it turns to his own.
5. When you go to a Nigerian doctor and the first diagnosis you get is:
6. When a Nigerian nurse wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.
7. When you finish paying your Nigerian caterer and they now tell you they don’t make small chops.
8. When your Nigerian makeup artiste uses your picture to do ‘Before & After’ without asking.
9. When the generator repairer finishes work and now uses your fuel to wash his hands.
10. When your Nigerian cab driver swears he knows the way, then starts asking for directions when you enter.
11. When that thing your Nigerian electrician just ‘fixed’ shocks you.
12. When you go to any Nigerian barbing salon and this is the first picture you see:
