12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

1. This one that used our Acting President’s picture to make a point

https://twitter.com/sire_liljosh/status/872016666363867137

2. Corruption, explained with a fart

https://twitter.com/its_tola_/status/849578517708910592

3. When you’re hiding your true colors

Holding my fart in because I don't want this woman braiding my hair to think I'm an animal.
— Mo (@heymolz) February 28, 2016

4. Fart and Furious

The average speed of a fart coming out of your backside is 7 mph.
— Fact (@Fact) June 6, 2017

5. When your ‘Head of The Family’ status starts yielding dividends:

When I have my family and we are all in the living room, if I fart nobody is allowed to leave because I pay the bills
— … (@Unkle_K) June 2, 2017

6. Not all who chill at the club are introverts

https://twitter.com/ogbeni_opa/status/870553261379653632

7. When your own fart makes you start doubting yourself

When you smell your fart and can't even recognize the person you have become within. pic.twitter.com/Kallp1lzBA
— Mwes M Drew™ (@_mwes) June 1, 2017

8. Nice Pigeon…fact?

Pigeons can't fart.
— Fact (@Fact) May 31, 2017

9. Who else does this? I DO!

https://twitter.com/udshapaka/status/869085827774722048

Please don’t koba me

10. When you’ve been betrayed by your own buttocks

https://twitter.com/Shiizuuo/status/868719307039133696

11. The Sinister Masterplan

Nothing beats farting in a crowd then walking away from the scene to watch the drama unfold.
— SMOOTH ZIPPY N⚡️GGA (@prontoszn) October 3, 2014

12. This Headline OMG

Drama As Wife Beats Husband To Pulp For Farting Several Times While In Bed https://t.co/PEq4XgLOOx pic.twitter.com/8NTOnEDkeU
— Naijapals (@Naijapals) June 16, 2016

13. Uggggh

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12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

1. This one that used our Acting President’s picture to make a point

2. Corruption, explained with a fart

3. When you’re hiding your true colors

4. Fart and Furious

5. When your ‘Head of The Family’ status starts yielding dividends:

6. Not all who chill at the club are introverts

7. When your own fart makes you start doubting yourself

8. Nice Pigeon…fact?

9. Who else does this? I DO!

10. When you’ve been betrayed by your own buttocks

11. The Sinister Masterplan

12. This Headline OMG

13. Uggggh

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12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

1. This one that used our Acting President’s picture to make a point

2. Corruption, explained with a fart

3. When you’re hiding your true colors

4. Fart and Furious

5. When your ‘Head of The Family’ status starts yielding dividends:

6. Not all who chill at the club are introverts

7. When your own fart makes you start doubting yourself

8. Nice Pigeon…fact?

9. Who else does this? I DO!

10. When you’ve been betrayed by your own buttocks

11. The Sinister Masterplan

12. This Headline OMG

13. Uggggh

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