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1. When you’ve not eaten breakfast and they’ve not opened by 9am
2. When they serve you plenty rice and put a drop of stew
3. You, when they say plastic pack is N100
4. When you now say you want to do eat-in and you see all the customers eating
5. You, when you want to buy plantain and they say it has finished
6. And they say it with straight face!
7. As if they are not aware that not having dodo is classified as crimes against humanity
8. When you give them N500 and they say they don’t have common N50 change
9. Your face, when they say you should leave the change
10. When you realize that meat in amala section is more expensive than the meat in rice section, you’re like
11. When you thought you bought jollof, but all you see is hair in your food
