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1. It’s another Friday so you get ready to turn up at the mosque.

2. But first, you have to pray so that NEPA can bring light so you can iron your baffs.

3. How you turn up at the mosque with your squad.

4. How your mother looks looks at you when the Imam is preaching against disrespectful children.

5. How people splash water in the ablution room.

6. How you run when the Imam has started the prayer.

7. When you’re late and you have to pray on the floor.

8. How your forehead looks when you finish praying.

9. When you get to the mosque and realise there’s no praying space for females.

10. When one ‘Salam alaykum sister’ person wants to start setting P after Juma’ah.

11. How people look at you when you get to the mosque at the end of Jummah
