10 Times This Picture Perfectly Described When You're Your Own Worst Enemy

10 Times This Picture Perfectly Described When You’re Your Own Worst Enemy

When you”re the one blocking your greatness.

Written By: Maryam

Last Updated November 16, 2016

1. When you’re just really petty deep inside

https://twitter.com/_ApplaudJava/status/798668026329505792

2. When the fitfam life is not your portion.

Me: Just gonna have some grilled chicken and a salad–
Also Me: Add 3 spoons of Jollof rice
Me: but–
Also me: And remove the salad. pic.twitter.com/LAQ269HLrw
— Ozzy (@ozzyetomi) November 15, 2016

3. When the people from your village don’t want you have that 6 pack.

Me: Your daily workouts are beginning to pay off
Me to me: Order a triple-decker pizza
Me: But…
Me to me: And a shawarma pic.twitter.com/xYCxRRqm4f
— Bisola (@Bisolaaa) November 15, 2016

4. Basically all our parents.

https://twitter.com/MM_1__/status/798469587524169728

5. When you try to hide your amebo and fail woefully.

*Sees controversial topic on the TL

Me: Mind your business. Leave it alone. Not every time.

Me: "I just think it's funny how people…" pic.twitter.com/92FuXmqt5l
— FK. (@fkabudu) November 15, 2016

6. When you’re an enemy of progress lowkey.

Me : My boy and his girl look so happy and good together
Also Me : Move to her regardless https://t.co/PPSM6dfvay
— Paul Atreides (@bolu_ay) November 15, 2016

7. When you can’t help falling for a Yoruba demon.

Me: Feelings will be caught. He will ruin your life. Run sis

Me: You're a savage. Reply
Me: But-
Me: I said reply pic.twitter.com/LMvF41mHC2
— FK. (@fkabudu) November 15, 2016

8. When someone from your past finds happiness.

https://twitter.com/The_Nenye/status/798205781405372416

9. How Nigerian girls fight wit their boyfriends.

"Damn, he's so good to me"

"Pick a fight with him"

"But he-"

"I SAID GET MAD ABOUT NOTHING" pic.twitter.com/kyL9dh7XQF
— Lash Connoisseur (@LitaFatale) November 15, 2016

10. How Nigerian mothers stress their children.

Mum: Where is the remote?

Mum: *sees it on the other side of the room*

Mum to mum: call someone from upstairs to come and pass it to you. pic.twitter.com/hwvaypRdFV
— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) November 15, 2016

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10 Times This Picture Perfectly Described When You’re Your Own Worst Enemy

1. When you’re just really petty deep inside

2. When the fitfam life is not your portion.

3. When the people from your village don’t want you have that 6 pack.

4. Basically all our parents.

5. When you try to hide your amebo and fail woefully.

6. When you’re an enemy of progress lowkey.

7. When you can’t help falling for a Yoruba demon.

8. When someone from your past finds happiness.

9. How Nigerian girls fight wit their boyfriends.

10. How Nigerian mothers stress their children.

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10 Times This Picture Perfectly Described When You’re Your Own Worst Enemy

1. When you’re just really petty deep inside

2. When the fitfam life is not your portion.

3. When the people from your village don’t want you have that 6 pack.

4. Basically all our parents.

5. When you try to hide your amebo and fail woefully.

6. When you’re an enemy of progress lowkey.

7. When you can’t help falling for a Yoruba demon.

8. When someone from your past finds happiness.

9. How Nigerian girls fight wit their boyfriends.

10. How Nigerian mothers stress their children.

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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