1. You, when it’s time for ‘Passion For Revenge’.

The best!
2. When NEPA now decides to be unfortunate.

Hay God!
3. When they start doing bad things and your dad walks into the sitting room.

‘You this child!’
4. When your brother sees you holding the remote to your chest.

‘Everyday Telemundo!’
5. When it’s the weekend and they’re running marathon episodes.

Enjoyment galore.
6. When they conclude your favorite Telemundo series.

What will I do with my life now ?
7. When you’re enjoying ‘Woman of Steel’ and your mummy wants you to run an errand.

The pain.
8. How Telemundo actresses look every time, even when they wake up.

Everlasting beauty.
9. Your parents’ reactions when you burn dinner because of Telemundo.

“You did what?”
10. When you have 100 missed calls from your boyfriend, and he wants to break up.

Telemundo will not kill me.