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1. Makeup Artist (MUA)
All those ones that’ll manage to draw one eyebrow and all of a sudden they’ve turn professional makeup artist.
2. Jesus Baby
Aren’t we all Jesus’ babies? What makes you so special?
3. Sapiosexual
These are the ones that will be shouting “SAPIOSEXUAL!” up and down and will still end up dating an idiot that can barely read.
4. Booking Info
What are they booking you for? You’re not a model, singer or actor. WHAT ARE THEY BOOKING YOU FOR?!
5. Age
Age that they will still lie about. What is now the point?
6. Coke Addict, Fanta Addict
What is our business?
7. Foodie
And all you eat is bread and akara. Stop lying to people.
8. Model
Just because you went to a studio for a photo session that one time does not make you a model.
9. Astrological Sign
NO ONE CARES.
10. Fashion Addict
As all your outfits are trash nko? How do you explain yourself?
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