Some people might think that being single is torture but for you, it is a freedom movement you are really patriotic to; you love your single life so much, you’d do anything to maintain it–even if you have to lie that you are boo’ed up just to field off the many proposals that come your way.

Here are 10 things you’ll relate to if you’re living the single life and loving it:

1) You’re totally indifferent to every boy-girl problem your friends have.

2) Strangely enough, you give the best relationship advice.

3) You eat what you want to eat, how you want to eat it, whenever you want to eat.

4) You dress to impress–YOURSELF. If you’re not comfortable wearing it, you don’t.

5) You don’t have to give explanations about where you go to or who you speak with.

6) You know you don’t have to report to anybody about your daily happenings.

7) You are free to have crushes on anybody without getting peppered with questions and dealing with someone’s mood swings.

8) You don’t have to wait up at odd hours for a call. Because sleep is your best friend.

9) It’s bothersome to think of dating or getting into a relationship with someone.

10) You wonder if there are people who don’t like being single