We’re not here to remind you that this note is worth less than 5 dollars.

Well, we just did.

1. A pair of slippers like this

2. 1GB of data on a Spectranet router

3. A plate of food at a local buka

4. Recharge cards

5. Netflix and chill
6. Suya

7. A movie ticket in Ibadan

8. Nivea body spray

9. This pair of faux eyelashes
10. At least 5 litres of fuel.
