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1. Mother nature beautiful as she may be, can decide to call at a very awkward place and time.

2. So you run to the nearest public restroom to answer nature’s call.

3. When the putrid smell of urine hits you in the face at the entrance.

4. Then the porter lists the toilet rate and refuses to let you in without change.

5. Finding a big blob of poop staring at you from the toilet seat.

6. Finding someone peeping in at you.

7. Taking different positions so the water doesn’t splash on you.

8. And when you’re taking a dump, you beg all the gods of sanitarium to work miracles.

9. Finding out there’s no toilet paper right after relieving yourself.

10. Wondering if you’ve contracted one or two bacterial infections.
