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10 Things That Are Too Real For Any Nigerian Who Has Ever Attended A Cross-Over Service | Zikoko!

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1. When your parents wake you up for cross-over service.

Can I sleep?

2. Your mates turning up in the club vs. You turning up in church.

3. You, trying to stay awake for the entire thing.

The realest struggle.

4. When sleep starts taking over and the usher tries to wake you up.

Just don’t.

5. When the pastor says this is the year you’ll find a spouse, but he said that last year too.

Na so.

6. When the pastor tells you to write what you want God to do for you in the coming year.

Can’t even dull it.

7. When you see that church member that only comes for cross-over night.

See your life.

8. You, ignoring all the ‘Happy New Year’ texts and calls.

Don’t these ones have church.

9. When you finally enter into the new year and the turn up intensifies.

All the sleep will clear at this point.

10. You, returning home after the service.

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