1. When you buy something new and they wear it without your permission

Aunty, did we buy it together?

2. When they think your makeup is their makeup

No, but how?

3. How they avoid buying anything because they know they’ll get to use yours

Is that how life is?

4. When you’re on the phone with bae and they start their wahala

Do you want to get bitch-slapped, though?

5. When they hang around you when your friends are arounId, you’re like

My friend if you don’t disappear!

6. When you’re now going out with your friends and they say they want to follow you

Will you keep quiet?

7. When you get a new job and they start asking for money

Did I born you, though?

8. Your face, when they now have the audacity to use your ATM behind your back

Oh so we’re now using banks together? Issokay!

9. You, when you catch them wearing your underwear

Ewwww!

10. When they now tell you they have boyfriends

I’m having boyfriend, you’re having boyfriend. Disrespect!