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Just Imagine: Your Favourite Apps Had Honest Taglines

Snapchat

“At least, we’re not OnlyFans”

“You can now cheat in peace”

“Watch your sins disappear”

Twitter

“Leave your happiness at the door”

“We’re all human, but sometimes, we turn some people to Tiger gen”

Facebook

“Where all your parents’ Whatsapp BCs come from”

“We have all your embarrassing throwback pictures”

Pinterest

“Feed your delusions”

“Pretend you’re creative”

“Steal and call it inspiration”

YouTube

“The university that never strikes”

Netflix

“We’re just an excuse to commit sin”

“The chill is silent”

Instagram

“What is real life?”

“You will buy something by force”

WhatsApp

“For family and friends”

TikTok

“The cure for depression”

“You want to be productive? LMAO!”


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