If you could play the role of God for one day, what would you do? Especially as a Nigerian citizen. What are some of the things you’d change?
Not to be obvious, but I’ll immediately ban Ikokore.
First point of duty. I’m sorry, Grandma.

Then revive all the dead Nigerian politicians and jail them.
Alongside the living ones.

I’ll also give my people Canadian prosperity with Nigerian enjoyment.
We no longer have to go to -10 degrees weather to escape bad governance.

Then I’ll abolish 9-5’s.
Oyar, everybody back into the garden. Osiso!

Maybe also print a shirt that says “look at God.”
Heh.

After that, I’ll fix the Nepa situation so I can iron my ‘look at God’ shirt.
Almost 60 years ffs.

Don’t cry, don’t beg, but Lagos has to go.
My children shouldn’t have to suffer like this.

I’ll smite everyone who sends Whatsapp Bc’s or has ever sent one.
Especially the Coronavirus conspiracy theorists.

I’ll make a quick trip to 1914.
‘Lugard my child, that’s a bad idea.’

For the grand finale, I’ll delete posts like this one from the internet.
I yield my time!
