1. Those fucking mascots
These things were definitely not there to entertain us. They were there to punish us for every evil we’d done in the past. What the fuck?
2. People that forced you to dance
They’ll drag you out with all the kids and force you to dance to P.Square’s “Roll It” while making sarcastic remarks about your dancing abilities.
3. Those creepy adults
They’ll walk up to you and start asking you all sorts of questions like “You’re big now, what are you eating?” or “Do you remember me?”, like please just leave me along if you’re not giving me money please and please.
4. “Pimps”
They’ll randomly start pairing you with a guy/girl your age and saying “Look at your girlfriend”. Like bro I’m 8.
5. Uncles that didn’t give you money
Imagine doing all that dancing and nobody sprays you money. Wasted day. Wasted energy.
