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8 Disgustingly Cute Pet Names For Your Lover | Zikoko!

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Hey, you. Are you tired of calling your significant other by their name, or worse, by their sex (like a 72-year-old married man)? Regardless of what your answer was, you’re in luck. Here’s a list of disgustingly cute pet names for your lover.

Don’t you dare thank me.

Beau, a cute pet name for your lover.

Throw some Français in there.

Sweetheart. a cute pet name for your lover.

What’s better than a delicious vital organ?

Partner-in-crime,  a cute pet name for your lover.

Serving “Bonnie & Clyde” realness.

Crunchy Kidney, a cute pet name for your lover.

Again I ask, what is better than a delicious vital organ?

Samosa cute pet name for your lover.

Let’s face it, it is the best-tasting thing in a small chops pack. All the Samosans, let me hear you say “AYYYYE!”

Gizdodo, a cute pet name for your lover.

Don’t think too much about it.

Agbalumo, a cute pet name for your lover.

Yes, agbalumo, with its sweet-sour taste. Just like your toxic-ass relationship.

Credit alert, a cute pet name for your lover.

What? What’s cuter than a cre –?

That’s it. I’m done. Go use these cute pet names for your lover(s).

While I have your attention, go read these 15 love puns you can use to butter up your significant other before steamy sex.

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