Another Saturday, yet another bridal train.

Being happy for yet another bride…

Where people ask you “When you are getting married?”

When you have to explain to your parents that you don’t have a boyfriend.

All the men chasing you…

Keep quiet when you talk about marriage.

The one that was even listening to your marriage talk…

Has left you for someone else.

But when you think about it…

You smile to yourself…

Because who needs a husband…

When you have £13 Billion?
