Ladies, It’s Time to Enter Your Delusional Girl Era

Being a delusional girl is choosing to ignore facts and remain in a reality you choose. When you enter your delusional era, you believe your wildest dreams are not only possible but normal. You should try it today, and here’s why.

Men do it, so why not?

Men are constantly told they have “audacity”, and that’s what allows them to apply for jobs they’re not qualified for and demand attention from women they don’t know. Why can’t we do the same?

Reality is hard

You’re a woman living on Earth, so odds are stacked against you. If you’re now poor or queer, it’s finished. Why then do you want to be stuck in this reality that contantly tries to frustrate you? Be delusional; escape into the part in your head where everything works for your good.

It’s fun

Sometimes, alter your reality for shits and giggles. If you say you’re a princess, who’s going to check you?

What has being realistic done for you?

In all the years you’ve been realistic, what have you achieved? What has the realism actually done? Try a new approach to life and watch everything change.

Heal your inner child

When you were younger, you had a wider imagination and actually believed in the impossible. Entering your delusional girl era connects you to that part of yourself. It’ll heal your inner child.

Extra motivation

If you’re convinced the universe exists simply to cater to your every need, and that everything works together for you, you’d be gingered to do the impossible. Why? Because the universe won’t let you down.

Improve your mental health

If you’re too busy altering your own reality, what time will you have to be depressed and anxious? The answer is none.

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