Nigerians Are Losing Sleep Over This Simple Question About Their Dads

So this guy on Twitter asked people to say when last their Nigerian fathers hugged them. Some of the responses will make you want to do like this:

Guys, when was the last time you hugged your father?
— Nux (@neo_savvy) May 14, 2017

1. But why it gotta be embarrasing though?

Hug my father? That sounds embarrassing.
— Bayo SAKA SADIQ (@Jollof101) May 14, 2017

2. Trying to hug your father and he looks at you like: “What you doing boy?”

https://twitter.com/ola2ce/status/863792438225375237

3. At least this one got hugged, even if it was two years ago and it was just a lousy side hug:

https://twitter.com/DamieDarling/status/863737080769388544

4. This one last got hugged from the womb!

Bruh! This musta been when I was in my mother's womb. He hugged her.
— Taslim (@SleemLDJ) May 15, 2017

5. This guy can’t even comprehend how to initiate the thing:

How does o e simply hug his father? Is it while I'm prostrating or I sneak up on the man?
— Evil twin 😈 (@KENZO_rdk) May 15, 2017

6. But really, you don’t hug Nigerian fathers, you prostrate for them.

That wasn't a thing growing up. All I knew to do was prostrate.
— Kung-Fu Jerry (@BiyiTolu) May 14, 2017

7. Hug for where? When hand dey.

Never… A hand shake is all we need
— •PILGRIMΦ🐐 (@TyrantTheBeast) May 14, 2017

8. Sardonic! Cold! sigh

African fathers are just the most sardonic, cold creatures in male forms😒
— dr. fiZZZle (@TadeAjao) May 14, 2017

9. When you try to sneak a hug to your Nigerian father but he’s not buying it:

"Remove your hand Maifren" pic.twitter.com/530uossYnq
— TA (@aiRestotle) May 14, 2017

His Birthday. We thought he let let his guards down.
— TA (@aiRestotle) May 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/rahtlesnake/status/863720779816587266

10. Eez not even that the file got corrupted, it does not even exist!

searching memory… searching… searching…

Error message: The file you have requested does not exist.
— Lucky Igbomor (@luckylooch23) May 14, 2017

11. Nigga didn’t even want to shake hands!

I tried to shake my dad's hand cuz I thought he extended his hand and he was like we don't do that in Africa. Smh
— will smack you human (@amadeaux) May 15, 2017

12. African fathers have really been too conditioned to be hard:

Society has conditioned African dads to be hard all the time when they're probably inside like pic.twitter.com/ughAtRtw0u
— Nux (@neosvy) May 14, 2017

Nigerians Are Losing Sleep Over This Simple Question About Their Dads

So this guy on Twitter asked people to say when last their Nigerian fathers hugged them. Some of the responses will make you want to do like this:

1. But why it gotta be embarrasing though?

2. Trying to hug your father and he looks at you like: “What you doing boy?”

3. At least this one got hugged, even if it was two years ago and it was just a lousy side hug:

4. This one last got hugged from the womb!

5. This guy can’t even comprehend how to initiate the thing:

6. But really, you don’t hug Nigerian fathers, you prostrate for them.

7. Hug for where? When hand dey.

8. Sardonic! Cold! sigh

9. When you try to sneak a hug to your Nigerian father but he’s not buying it:

10. Eez not even that the file got corrupted, it does not even exist!

11. Nigga didn’t even want to shake hands!

12. African fathers have really been too conditioned to be hard:

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Nigerians Are Losing Sleep Over This Simple Question About Their Dads

So this guy on Twitter asked people to say when last their Nigerian fathers hugged them. Some of the responses will make you want to do like this:

1. But why it gotta be embarrasing though?

2. Trying to hug your father and he looks at you like: “What you doing boy?”

3. At least this one got hugged, even if it was two years ago and it was just a lousy side hug:

4. This one last got hugged from the womb!

5. This guy can’t even comprehend how to initiate the thing:

6. But really, you don’t hug Nigerian fathers, you prostrate for them.

7. Hug for where? When hand dey.

8. Sardonic! Cold! *sigh*

9. When you try to sneak a hug to your Nigerian father but he’s not buying it:

10. Eez not even that the file got corrupted, it does not even exist!

11. Nigga didn’t even want to shake hands!

12. African fathers have really been too conditioned to be hard:

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8. Sardonic! Cold! sigh