14 Times Kenyans Effortlessly Trolled Nollywood On Twitter

1. Interesting things happen in Nollywood.

I got every reason #WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood Nigerians will kill us one day 😀😀 pic.twitter.com/5L2k7a58JD
— Wilson Osinde™ (@Osindewilson) September 7, 2016

2. Nothing is impossible for Nollywood ghosts.

Ghost makes a phone call #WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood pic.twitter.com/AnuI3gqIJX
— swaleh (@skinnyFromthe1_) September 7, 2016

3. Ghosts will even be asking ordinary human beings questions.

Ghosts will ask for directions, like;"wee doos ochuku da rich maan live" #WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood
— KELVIN ™ (@or__kelvin) September 7, 2016

4. In Nollywood, bullets enter the body through one place, and come out from another.

#WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood the actor always bleeds thro the mouth after being shot on the knee
— R•⚽•Z•Z•I•E (@Its_Rozzie) September 7, 2016

5. How can a vigin be disvirgined again biko?

#WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood what sort of movie title is this ?? pic.twitter.com/zGzd0vPIO9
— BoomXhakaLaca (@ItsMrArsenal) September 7, 2016

6. Even unborn children can stand and sit in the womb anyhow.

#WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood
When an unborn child was standing in its mothers womb pic.twitter.com/qSfzkS3ghy— Ngepa! (@tavinfury) September 7, 2016

7. In Nollywood, the blind can kuku see.

https://twitter.com/__iSupreezy/status/773463930131845121

8. And cats have 1000 and 1 lives!

#WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood 30 Years later, they are still watching the same TV program, curtains are the same and the Cat is still alive
— Xtian Dela™ (@xtiandela) September 7, 2016

9. Nollywood fashion will burst your head.

https://twitter.com/VctrVik/status/773433139750379521

10. Nobody is too old for school in Nollywood.

#WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood When I saw these school kids in a Nigerian movie pic.twitter.com/ZNrLG2IvM8
— clement (@_clement) September 7, 2016

11. Nollywood movies will teach you how to catch a girlfriend that is not your mate.

https://twitter.com/__ejiro/status/773503646449463296

12. And even thieves have home training in Nollywood.

A thug removed his shoes before entering a house to rob #WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood
— 254Viking (@254_Viking) September 7, 2016

13. Only in Nollywood will ‘witchcraft’ and ‘glory’ go together.

You cannot show us witchcraft for a good 2 hours only to tell me at the end
"TO GOD BE THE GLORY"
✋🏾✋🏾🙄 #WhyIStoppedWatchingNollywood
— Kikoni’s Freshest (@Mr_Chugges) September 7, 2016

14. In fact, in Nollywood, Jesus has come back to life already!

https://twitter.com/cheka254/status/773520052628910081

14 Times Kenyans Effortlessly Trolled Nollywood On Twitter

1. Interesting things happen in Nollywood.

2. Nothing is impossible for Nollywood ghosts.

3. Ghosts will even be asking ordinary human beings questions.

4. In Nollywood, bullets enter the body through one place, and come out from another.

5. How can a vigin be disvirgined again biko?

6. Even unborn children can stand and sit in the womb anyhow.

7. In Nollywood, the blind can kuku see.

8. And cats have 1000 and 1 lives!

9. Nollywood fashion will burst your head.

10. Nobody is too old for school in Nollywood.

11. Nollywood movies will teach you how to catch a girlfriend that is not your mate.

12. And even thieves have home training in Nollywood.

13. Only in Nollywood will ‘witchcraft’ and ‘glory’ go together.

14. In fact, in Nollywood, Jesus has come back to life already!

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14 Times Kenyans Effortlessly Trolled Nollywood On Twitter

1. Interesting things happen in Nollywood.

2. Nothing is impossible for Nollywood ghosts.

3. Ghosts will even be asking ordinary human beings questions.

4. In Nollywood, bullets enter the body through one place, and come out from another.

5. How can a vigin be disvirgined again biko?

6. Even unborn children can stand and sit in the womb anyhow.

7. In Nollywood, the blind can kuku see.

8. And cats have 1000 and 1 lives!

9. Nollywood fashion will burst your head.

10. Nobody is too old for school in Nollywood.

11. Nollywood movies will teach you how to catch a girlfriend that is not your mate.

12. And even thieves have home training in Nollywood.

13. Only in Nollywood will ‘witchcraft’ and ‘glory’ go together.

14. In fact, in Nollywood, Jesus has come back to life already!

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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