With all the noise on social media, we are all aware that Mark Zuckerberg has made his first visit to Nigeria. We are glad he has come chill with us; maybe they were kuku stressing him in America. But we just have a few questions for him sha.
1. Will Daddy Mark help us tell our parents that’s it pronounced Face-book not ‘Faize boook’?
2. We heard he likes charities. Is he aware all of us at Zikoko are named Charity?
3. Is it true he has confirmed the deliciousness of Nigerian jollof?
4. Uncle Mark, how far that 1 billion you’re not using?
5. Is he and our mummy willing to adopt more kids? Because we are very available sir!
6. Is Lagos traffic better than the one in America?
7. Is it true he has been introducing himself like ‘Hi, I’m Mark”? Because we are very aware of who you are sir!
