Notice: Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called incorrectly. Translation loading for the wordpress-seo domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/bcm/src/dev/www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121
Facebook | Zikoko!
  • How the Nigerian Government Is Repackaging Social Media Regulation

    One thing about the Buhari government is that it’s never met a problem it can’t ban. It doesn’t matter if it’s souvenirs at government events or a social media company that won’t allow the president tweet whatever he wants.

    Social media regulation is coming back

    The government’s hard-on for banning or censoring things was what informed the ill-fated attempts to pass anti-social media bills, to regulate the spaces where Nigerians more freely express themselves. Those attempts have failed so far, but the Buhari government works harder than the devil so it’s no surprise there’s a new attempt.

    Social media regulation is coming back

    While Nigerians celebrated June 13th, 2022, as a public holiday in honour of the June 12th democracy day, the National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA) made an announcement. This announcement was about a draft document for the Code of Practice for Interactive Computer Service Platforms/Internet Intermediaries and Conditions for Operating in Nigeria. It’s quite a mouthful, but the summary of it is, “Attention kids, we have some brand new rules for online platforms in Nigeria.”

    Social media regulation is coming back

    Before diving into the meat of the government’s ransom demands, it’s important to note that much of the code is targeting the spread of “prohibited material” online. But what are prohibited materials according to this document? The list covers things that violate public interest, morality, order, security, peace and the rule of law. So…pretty much anything. Prohibited material could be amala slander, or calling the president an incompetent travel blogger.

    Social media regulation is coming back

    Doesn’t matter if it’s a naming ceremony in Djibouti or a youth conference in Iceland, Bubu loves a good reason to travel.

    So, what are these new rules that look like social media regulation, you ask?

    NITDA wants online platforms to snitch on users

    Sure, this snitching won’t happen without a court order (wink, wink), but online platforms are to provide any information to assist government agencies investigate and prosecute users. It wouldn’t matter if your Twitter handle is @precious_catfish76432, Twitter would have to hand over all that backend identifying information you don’t know they have.

    24-hour order to delete “prohibited material”

    If you post online that “Pounded yam is the most overrated swallow in the world”, and a Nigerian government agency flags it as unlawful content (and, let’s face it, we all know you’re lying here), the online platform is obligated to delete that post within 24 hours. Any information deemed to have violated Nigerian law gets the chop.

    The government wants to slide directly into the DMs to moan complain

    Social media regulation is coming back

    The NITDA code also mandates online platforms to open up dedicated channels for government agencies to directly lodge complaints on content deemed to be unlawful or harmful to others. These platforms also need to write their findings and resolutions of complaints to the complainant.

    ALSO READ: Lai Mohammed Is Itching to Give Facebook the Twitter Treatment

    NITDA wants verification powers

    Social media regulation is coming back

    NITDA also wants the online platforms operating in Nigeria to give it the power to verify official government accounts. The agency wants to reserve the right to grant or withdraw approval of verification and dictate action to the platforms.

    Physical presence

    The government is mandating the physical presence of online platforms operating in the country. This includes registering as a legal entity and appointing a designated country representative so they know whose shirt to hold when a platform disobeys orders from above.

    Media education for users

    Social media regulation is coming back

    The government also compels the online platforms to conduct media literacy programmes, educating users on critical thinking and informed decisions when they encounter false information online. Okay, maybe this one isn’t so bad because we need to know how to spot misinformation, disinformation and mass-report lies like this:

    What’s the danger of the NITDA Code?

    Like all of the previous attempts at social media regulation in Nigeria, the NITDA Code is another vessel to undermine citizen engagement in the final frontiers where government control is limited. The blanket definition of terms like “prohibited material” gives the government an undue advantage to further suppress the freedom of speech in Nigeria. This code affects platforms like Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, TikTok and Google.

    What can Nigerians do?

    Resist. The NITDA Code is still a draft copy for the public to review and offer feedback. You can email NITDA at info@nitda.gov.ng to give them constructive feedback. Before the code becomes operational, you can also contact your National Assembly representatives here and compel them to move a motion on the topic in the chambers. Your freedom to continue to say “Buhari has been a bad boy” depends on this repackaged social media regulation bill ending in the dustbin.

    ALSO READ: 5 Nigerians Laws That Shouldn’t Exist

  • Lai Mohammed Is Itching to Give Facebook the Twitter Treatment

    The Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, doesn’t shy away from a fight. And as the mouthpiece of the Buhari administration, there’s an abundance of battles to always keep him engaged. His job is to assure everyone that the country is running smoothly even when the inflation rate is skyrocketing, and insecurity is taking more dangerous dimensions.Ā 

    Lai Mohammed is also the kind of guy to spearhead a campaign like denying the Lekki massacre or justifying why the government would ban Twitter for deleting the president’s tweet.

    On May 17th 2022, the minister called for a meeting with Facebook. You may remember the app as Mark Zuckerberg’s brainchild. Mohammed had one thing on his agenda for this meeting: the online activity of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB).Ā 

    Quick Take: What’s IPOB?

    IPOB is responsible for why Lai Mohammed is frowning at Facebook

    IPOB is a pressure group fighting for the separation of the South-East region from the rest of Nigeria. The government declared the group a terrorist organisation in 2017, shortly after IPOB leader, Nnamdi Kanu, jumped bail and escaped abroad while facing trial for treasonable felony. Nigeria re-arrested him in 2021 and he’s back in the country facing a prolonged trial.

    IPOB is responsible for why Lai Mohammed is frowning at Facebook

    The Nigerian government has blamed IPOB for the escalation of violent acts that have recently plagued the South-East region. The group has used social media to coordinate its messaging with influential supporters abroad egging those in Nigeria on to commit criminal acts in order to pressure the government.

    The BBC recently published an investigation that revealed IPOB supporters abroad are using Facebook particularly to spread hate speech and disinformation. They routinely use the app to spread broadcasts preaching violence against the targets of their conspiracy theories. They also sometimes switch into local languages to avoid moderation from social media platforms like Facebook.Ā 

    ALSO READ: How Are Nigerians Dealing With NIN-SIM Ban?

    Rewind: Twitter ban

    The Nigerian government banned Twitter in June 2021, days after the app deleted a careless tweet by President Buhari. To throw the scent off the real reason for the ban, the government claimed it was a measure to safeguard Nigeria’s national security. Apparently, one of the government’s security concerns included Twitter’s refusal to censor Nnamdi Kanu’s account despite his posts instigating violence against Nigerian security officers in the South-East before his arrest. That justification is now resurfacing and could also be used to whip Facebook.

    IPOB is responsible for why Lai Mohammed is frowning at Facebook

    Lai Mohammed’s tango with Facebook

    At the May 17th 2022 meeting, Lai Mohammed complained that Facebook isn’t taking the Nigerian government seriously enough. The government has filed numerous reports against IPOB accounts, but he said Facebook aired these reports. The minister believes Facebook’s tactics against IPOB’s spread of hate speech are “totally ineffective”. Essentially, he gave Facebook an F9.

    At the conclusion of the meeting, Lai Mohammed warned that the government will continue to watch Facebook to ensure compliance with the demands made to censor IPOB and other bad-faith actors in Nigeria. The minister said all he wants is the responsible use of social media in the country. He also accused critics of always misinterpreting his campaign as an attempt to suppress free speech.

    The Twitter ban was partly an attempt to strike fear into the hearts of media platforms operating in Nigeria. If Lai Mohammed’s warnings are to be taken seriously, the breakfast is about to move onto Facebook’s table.

    IPOB is responsible for why Lai Mohammed is frowning at Facebook

    ALSO READ: Buhari’s Weirdest Decisions We Thought Were April Fool’s Day Jokes But Weren’t

  • 5 Ways To Minimise False News And Create A #NoFalseNewsZone Online

    If there’s anything you can bet your 1 Naira on, it’s that false news spreads faster than fact.

    False news no matter the form it takes — sensational celebrity gossip, misinformation on actual events, conspiracy theories, or even outright disinformation — can lead to real life issues. According to Statistica, social media is the least trusted news source worldwide. Hence, the more reason to minimise false news and create a safer space online.

    How can you do that? By applying these 5 tips as religiously as brushing your teeth.

    1. Don’t engage at all

    Especially when you know the news is false. Don’t give in to the urge to debunk or point out that it’s false news. This is because engagement prompts sharing, and sharing increases visibility, thereby further spreading the falsehood. This is a vicious cycle that can be avoided by not engaging in the first place. Just look and pass, shikena!

    2. Be calming down

    We all have beliefs and ideas about certain issues, and it is easy to get caught in the web of false news if the news seems to support our existing beliefs. So before you rush to respond to a piece of news online with all your Nollywood stickers and angry emojis, pause. Check your biases and think things through from an objective stance, not reactive. By reacting, you might unknowingly be propagating false news.

    3. Consider the agenda

    Yes, this news might be juicy, scandalous or appear true, but what is the intent and goal of the sharer?Is it spite, to garner clicks, get you triggered? make money off your ignorance or get you mixed up with something shady? It’s always worth taking a second look at posts before you take a position.

    4. Don’t lose guard

    There are times when you come across certain news from a ā€œtrustedā€ source. The truth is, trusted sources too can make mistakes and post misleading information. It’s your duty to be on guard to avoid being a party to the spread of such news. One sure way would be to cross-check with other trusted sources. Chances are if the news is true, other trusted sources would most likely have the news.

    5. Report it to Facebook

    If you see any suspicious news on Facebook, you can help minimise its spread by clicking the upper right-hand corner of a post. Facebook is committed to cleaning up such misinformation off your feed. Remember to flag such posts when you come across them.

    False news could mar reputations and lead to confusion and erosion of trust. To that end, a joint effort has to be made for the above tips to prove effective. Join Zikoko and Facebook on the quest to create a #NoFalseNewsZone. Share this and let someone learn too.

  • 7 Social Media Spellings That Need To Die By Fire

    Full Form: Tomorrow

    Only 5 year olds who have lisps and have been punched in the mouth because of said lisp should be pronouncing shit like this.

    Full Form: Cool

    I can’t explain it but people who spell the word “cool” like this also eat expired gala and hot Gulder while chilling in uncompleted buildings. Interpret this however you want.

    Full Form: Coming

    This one is insane because “cumming” was already a well-known slang for ejaculation when Nigerians began using it as a regular word. Even more insane is that both the actual word and the “short form” are the same length. So wtf was really the point?

    Full Form: Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

    Nothing is that funny. Stop lying.

    Full Form: Alternate form of “sup,” and short form of “What’s Up?”

    I guess you could say this started with “xmas” but the full form of that is long enough to justify a short form. “Sup” already exists. Why this?

    Full Form: Happy Birthday

    If you plan to send me this on my birthday, don’t. Also, do me a favour and never speak to me again. Because I don’t want to be in contact with anyone who thinks shit like this is cute.

    Full Form: How Are You?

    Just stop it.

  • Farming isn’t something new to Nigerians, I mean, a lot of people own little gardens in their compounds. Which was why the viral gist of the Facebook user, Ogechukwu Kate, who processed her own garriĀ was just eye rollĀ inducing.

    Getting it straight, farming on its own is necessary for the survival of any nation. In a post on her Facebook page, she stated she’ll rather go to the farm and process her own Garri than buy 13 cups for N400.

    A post as such without doubt generated hilarious and even ridiculous reactions like this:

    Okechukwu Kate (3)

    The Most Expensive Wife Material ? Natural Beauty ? Educated ? Hardworking ? No filter FIN. pic.twitter.com/zpNck5LA7Y — Seraph (@Yommie_Scream) September 17, 2016

    Let’s not forget that garri processing was only done to make life easier for the rest of us.

    I’m going to ignore the wife material bullshit being peddled there and ask. Why do people think of costs in terms of a monetary value alone?

    — Osarumen Osamuyi (@SkweiRd) September 18, 2016

    Liking stress and ‘sufferhead’ doesn’t make anyone husband or wife material abeg.

    The time spent in processing her own garri from scratch is worth way more than N400, but let’s carry on sha.

    https://twitter.com/ToluBablo/status/777124413850390528

    Because harvesting cassava isn’t beans.

    https://twitter.com/DuchesseGingham/status/777245749432164352

    How much garri is she eating sef?

    Let’s sha hope she isn’t eating all that cassava but actually making money from all the wahala she’s putting herself through in the name of saving cost.

  • We were just passing through Twitter, doing our usual amebo work when gist of a Nigerian man’s marriage requirements went viral.

    Oduneye Ridwan Folorunso, who was wife-hunting via his Facebook page, listed the qualities he wanted and even asked interested women to apply, talk about confidence.

    According to him, he wants a wife that is still in control of her “virgin on touch”.

    And the funniest part, he also wants an intelligent but idiotic woman.

    We’re not lying, just look at the list.

    Na wa o! Out of everything he listed, he only has 5 things to offer any woman he plans to marry.

    This is a really confusing matter sha. What do you think of this man’s ‘special’ marriage requirements? Share your thoughts on this in the comments section.

  • If you haven’t heard, the co-founder and owner of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, is in Lagos, Nigeria.

    Here is a lovely video of his visit to Andela, where he is a major investor.

    He also visited the Co Creation Hub in Yaba which has birthed a number of innovative technology companies in Nigeria.

    He has now been inducted into the Island fit-fam club, after going on a run on Lagos’ current infrastructural pride and joy, the Lekki-Ikoyi bridge, this morning.

    During a live video chat held with tech stakeholders, he mentioned he had tried and enjoyed some Naija jollof rice!

    Many people are particularly tickled by his easy breezy movement around the city, even though we are very sure he has incredibly tight, serious security.

    While some have mused over what they would say to him if they had the opportunity to meet him.

    https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/770969468042371073

    And others have a little favour to ask.

    https://twitter.com/Burmese_Tyga/status/770657374357037056

    We are just happy he is here, and hope this is a sign of even greater things to come for the tech industry in Nigeria.

  • With all the noise on social media, we are all aware that Mark Zuckerberg has made his first visit to Nigeria. We are glad he has come chill with us; maybe they were kuku stressing him in America. But we just have a few questions for him sha.

    1. Will Daddy Mark help us tell our parents that’s it pronounced Face-book not ‘Faize boook’?

    2. We heard he likes charities. Is he aware all of us at Zikoko are named Charity?

    3. Is it true he has confirmed the deliciousness of Nigerian jollof?

    4. Uncle Mark, how far that 1 billion you’re not using?

    5. Is he and our mummy willing to adopt more kids? Because we are very available sir!

    6. Is Lagos traffic better than the one in America?

    7. Is it true he has been introducing himself like ‘Hi, I’m Mark”? Because we are very aware of who you are sir!

    8. Did Uncle Mark enjoy his morning jog on Ikoyi Bridge? Sorry we could not join sir.

  • 16 Struggles You’ll Relate To If Your Relationship Is On Social Media

    1. When you slide into the DMs of a girl you really like.

    Hellurrrr!

    2. When someone starts using not-so-coded tweets to say they like you… but you’ve only been on one date.

    I’m sorry I don’t know how to read.

    3. ​How she messages you when you are still in the dating phase.

    ā€œBefore somebody will come and break my head.ā€

    4. When you’re asking one girl out but there’s another girl uploading a pictures of you and her.

    Because you can eat gala while beans is on fire.

    5. When you guys finally claim each other on social media.

    So cute.

    6. Two minutes after you claim your girlfriend on social media and she gets a message saying ā€œI come to you as a fellow womanā€¦ā€

    Wait small now.

    7. How girls enter your DMs now that they know you are taken.

    One after the other please. No need to rush.

    8. When people want to start tweeting at your new bae to spill details of your past relationships.

    Ahan! Must you talk?!

    9. When your girlfriend is on social media…stalking your every move.

    If she catches me.

    10. How her friends comment on your post when another woman says she misses you.

    Hmm. Edible catering!

    11. When you do something wrong and you’re still together but she puts up this picture:

    HAY GOD!

    12. When your girl puts up another guy as her WCW.

    I kent unsten.

    13. When she likes another guy’s picture.

    It didn’t mean anything…

    14. When your girlfriend posts subliminal tweets when you guys are in a fight.

    Someone cannot even offend again?

    15. How you start to slide into someone’s DMs but you realize that she knows your girlfriend.

    RETREAT!!!

    16. How you handle all the enemies of progress that want to expose you to bae.

    How to get away with…
  • 19 Pictures Every Nigerian On Facebook Will Relate To

    1. When someone dies and people start writing “tell me it’s not true” on their wall.

    You want them to reply you?

    2. When you see someone’s name written like this:

    WHY?

    3. When someone thanks you for accepting their friend request.

    I’m not a celebrity na.

    4. When someone tags you in a photo you’re not in.

    What is it?

    5. You, when you get a notification and see it’s a candy crush invitation.

    Nonsense.

    6. When one of your aunties comes to drop a comment on your picture.

    ā€œWho is that girlĀ with you?ā€

    7. When someone without any mutual friends sends you a friend request.

    From where, biko?

    8. When your parents send you a friend request.

    God forbid.

    9. When someone tells you to like a picture so they can win a competition.

    Will you give me out of the money?

    10. When people start chatting in the comments section of your post and you keep getting notifications.

    Better leave this place.

    11. When someone you haven’t talked to since secondary school sends you “hi”.

    This one wants something.

    12. When someone who isn’t your friend messages you saying they want to ā€œget to know you.ā€

    Go and know Jesus, biko.

    13. When you see “works at student” on someone’s profile.

    I don’t understand.

    14. When someone tries to tell you that “Facebook is outdated”

    Shut up, abeg.

    15. When it’s your birthday and someone writes ā€œHBDā€ on your wall.

    You cannot type the full ā€œHappy Birthdayā€ abi?

    16. When friends that have your phone number decide to message you on Facebook.

    Do you think I sleep here?

    17. When you see all those “Like if you love Jesus, Ignore if you don’t” posts

    Is it byĀ that one?

    18. When you see people post nonsense like this:

    This one is not serious.

    19. When someone adds you to a group that does not concern you.

    BYE!
  • 18 Struggles Every Nigerian Who Has Their Parents On Facebook Can Relate To

    1. When your parents start asking you about ‘the Facebook’.

    No no, please no!

    2. When they finally ask you to help them open their Facebook accounts.

    I knew this day would come.

    3. And you have to teach them how to ‘operate it’.

    Kill. Me. Now.

    4. When you see their friend request.

    So quick!

    5. And you try to ignore it but they make you accept in their presence.

    Wait first, the process is lon…fine!

    6. They waste no time in posting your embarrasing baby photos.

    My wrists. Knife.

    7. When they start sharing your Facebook ID to the rest of your relatives.

    HAY GOD!

    8. Now your requests are all from family members.

    Delete. Delete. Delete.

    9. When they keep tagging you in inspirational photos and videos.

    Yes, thank you.

    10. When they start liking ALL of your pictures.

    Wow. All of them?!

    11. When they use a slang wrong because trying to be cool.

    ā€œSorry about your accident. LOLā€ Who sent you?!

    12. When you offend them and they take the matter to Facebook.

    The court of the people.

    13. When you start contemplating whether you should just unfriend them.

    It’s just a button.

    14. But then they brag about you on their Facebook.

    Aww…

    15. When you upload a status message and they comment ‘explain’.

    Jesus!

    16. When you mistakenly change your Facebook relationship status and they start blowing up your phone.

    LMAO!You forgot you’re not supposed to be in a relationship till you’re 30.

    17. Or you change your facebook display picture to an ‘inappropriate one’ and they start complaining.

    The lecture begins.

    18. When you finally decide to leave Facebook for them.

    Hello Twitter. But you know they’re not far behind. *tears*
  • ​This Nigerian Man Shared A Hilarious Method of Drinking Garri During Lassa Fever Season

    On account of the 2016 break out of Lassa fever, certain preventive measures have been passed across to Nigerians to help control the spread of the virus.

    Not less than 63 Nigerian lives have been claimed by the virus since its recent breakout.

    The Mastomy rat is said to be the sole carrier of the Lassa virus.

    Because ingestion of food contaminated by these rats aids transmission of the Lassa virus disease, theĀ Chairman of Rivers state branch of the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA), Furo Green advised Nigerians against drinking garri.

    And as always, Nigerians will find hilarity in every situation. This man shared his safe way to drink garri on his Facebook page.

    <!– // (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = ā€œ//connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3ā€; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);}(document, ā€˜script’, ā€˜facebook-jssdk’)); // ]]>
    I have discovered a way to drink Garri this Lassa season.1. Put the garri in a dry frying pan/pot.2. Place it on the…
    Posted by Ezeogu Chijindu Chinedu onĀ Friday, January 29, 2016
    I have discovered a way to drink Garri this Lassa season. 1. Put the garri in a dry frying pan/pot. 2. Place it on the fire and allow it to fry for 10mins so that the heat will kill the Lassa virus. 3. Pour the garri out on a wide tray & allow it to get cold. Make sure ur eyes are on the garri to avoid the virus coming back cos if it does hmmmm, e go worse pass the 1st tym oh. 4. Put the garri on a plate and add the necessary (sugar, salt, glucose, powder, honey, milk, Milo, groundnut, aki, water etc). This is strictly base on ur choice but if u want to add all, no problem. Then ur delicious and tasty drinking garri is ready for consumption… Thank me later… #LassaFever_Gbakwa_Oku ?
    [zkk_poll post=17795 poll=content_block_standard_format_4]
  • This Nigerian Pastor’s Lifestyle Is Admirable And People Are Talking About Him

    Men of God in Nigeria are known for different things. Some are controversial and mostly specify in prophesying things that have already happened.

    Samuel Adeyemi, the senior pastor of Daystar Christian Center not only preaches on the altar but also changes lives through his motivational speeches and life coaching talkshows he hosts on radio stations within and outside the country.

    He has also authored several books some of which include:Ā Nigeria Of My Dreams, Generation Z+ and We Are The Government.

    Impressed by his lifestyle and values, a Nigerian man, Davis King, took to his Facebook to express the admiration and respect he felt. He says:

    This is not hero worship and today is not his birthday or anything like that. I am only celebrating excellence because I know it inspires others…
    <!– // (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = ā€œ//connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3ā€; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);}(document, ā€˜script’, ā€˜facebook-jssdk’)); // ]]>
    This is Sam Adeyemi. He pastors a congregation of about 20,000 people. He runs his own businesses unrelated to the…
    Posted by Davis King onĀ Sunday, January 31, 2016

    Let us know your opinion on the Facebook post in the comments section.

  • Valentine’s Day Is Almost Here And Nigerians Are Already Talking About It!

    Roses are red, violets are blue, the month of Febaery is here and we are ready too!

    FeBAEry = February = Valentine’s day. The question is are you ready for Valentine’s day? These comments show some Nigerian’s are already feeling about the day of the bae!

    While others sleep, the search for an already trained boyfriend has begun.

    This person must be really pained.

    https://twitter.com/tiedyecloset/status/694525292782682114

    Thers’s this warning sign.

    Dropping of serious hints..

    <!– // (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = ā€œ//connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3ā€; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);}(document, ā€˜script’, ā€˜facebook-jssdk’)); // ]]>
    ……
    Posted by Her Interests onĀ Tuesday, February 2, 2016

    Loneliness is not just an option.

    https://twitter.com/The_Nenye/status/694787221535219712

    This really brilliant ad.

    And because God is the eternal bae to the baeless…

    This plot twist..

    Some can’t even be bothered.

    Not everytime bae, sometimes share the spirit of giving.

    https://twitter.com/Yemi_OG/status/694756870670716928

    Some can’t wait..

    To receive nothing on that day.

    This confession.

    When you cannot understand the idea behind Valentine’s day.

    Because, cute bae photos must be taken.

    Education is a key to success.

    https://twitter.com/HeyOlajide/status/691028478074982400

    Even in the face of ugliness, money must be made.

  • This Facebook Post Shows That Your Life Can Be Blessed Through Social Media!
    Social media undoubtedly has a huge influence in our lives, whether we like it or not. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and the rest are our daily bread. When we wake up in the morning, we instantly reach for our phones just to find out what happened while we were out cold. Just like there are two sides to everything, social media has its good and bad parts. It’s a tool we can use however we want to.

    Remember Edward Onoriode, the police officer who defuses bombs for a living?

    He’s one of the reasons why we haven’t lost our faith in the Nigerian police. Well, he’s here to inspire us again with words of wisdom. This time, it’s about how using social media positively helped him get a job.

    Edward is currentlyĀ a peace ambassador to Africa under AUPOL (Africa Union Police) and he got this job all thanks to social media – Facebook to be exact.

    Read his story:

    What type of friends do you keep online? Millions of people are on Facebook but are not making the best out of it. What has most of you people gained being on Facebook everyday? What type of friends do most of you keep on Facebook? Are you on Facebook to read gossips alone, make jokes alone, criticise politicians alone, ridicule religious people alone, scam people or defraud innocent people? Are you on Facebook looking for that important connection that will skyrocket you to the next level in life, do business online, post pictures alone, writes stories, talk about sex and relationship alone…etc…? What type of friends do you keep online? Or are you the type that is always on Facebook hunting for the opposite sex or same sex just to satisfy your sexual urge? Are your Facebook friends the type that will bring out the best in you? Are they the type that will make you become something out of nothing? Remember, there are so many opportunities being online mostly on Facebook. Are you taking advantage of those wide range opportunities? Or you are just on Facebook for Facebook sake? Many years ago, I kept my identity very secret. Only a very few Facebook friends knew am a police officer because I wasn’t too proud to tell the world am a policeman. I felt I’ll be stereotyped if I come out open. I never knew I was only deceiving myself and fooling myself all those while. I was ashamed to be identified as a Policeman until I met Mr Remi Adeoye on Facebook who is so proud of his job and display it without minding whose ox is being gored. He changed my psyche and perception about the job I do for a living. He made me to understand I should be proud of what I do for a living. He made me to realize I can change the face and thinking of most police officers if I come out open. He made me to realize with my boldness to issues, I can change the perception most people have towards the police. He made me to realize my achievement in life is because of the job I do for a living despite being a rank and file in the police something many senior police officers haven’t achieved and are dreaming to achieve. All his advise were well noted by me and I thought about them for a while and that’s why I came out open. Today, am so proud to be called a Police officer and an EOD personnel. Me and Mr Remi Adeoye haven’t really met in person. We are just friends online. He love some of my articles and I love almost all of his articles. We bonded like father and son. He chat with me like we are age mate. He advise me like am his biological son. He talk to me like a colleague, brother, friend and son that have knew each other for ages. He mentor me both on marital issues, social issues, economical issues, financial management, religious matters and how to be professional in my job and duty. He’s one Facebook friend I’ll forever be grateful to have and I want to take that relationship beyond Facebook. In fact, he’s my Facebook man with a golden heart of the year and beyond. Last year, we were chatting as usual and he told me he’d like to recommend me as a peace ambassador to Africa under AUPOL (Africa Union Police). I thought he was joking. He requested for my particulars and I reluctantly gave it to him not really hoping anything good will come out of it due to the Nigerian factor. Two months after I gave Mr Remi Adeoye my particulars, i was on duty one faithful morning when I received a call from Abuja that I should report at Abuja the following day by 7am for screening and interview at the Directorate of peacekeeping mission camp. I was mute for minutes and all I could say afterward was “YES SIR!” I was confused when I dropped the call. “How can I be in Abuja the following day by 7am without preparing for such unprecedented journey?” I thought to myself. Abuja from Lagos is not Ibadan from Lagos nor Sango from Lagos. I quickly sent some messages to Mr Remi Adeoye confirming the call I just received and he confirmed it and told me to report at Abuja at the said time because some inspectors are actually coming from Egypt, Uganda, and Kenya to screen prospective volunteers. Immediately, I placed a call to my wife and told her to leave her shop and head home to help me get some few belongings that am going to Abuja that night. That day, I took a night bus to Abuja hoping that I’ll arrive at Abuja hopefully before 6am and prepare for the screening that is slated for 7am. Unfortunately for me, the bus I boarded was involved in a minor motor accident and I ended up arriving Abuja at 12:30pm. It was really emotional. I don’t have Mr Remi Adeoye number and the only means I can reach him is via Facebook. I quickly sent him some messages telling him all that happened on my way to Abuja. Luckily for me, Mr Remi Adeoye is very penchant and always online on Facebook. He replied me immediately and told me what to do. When I got to the screening camp, my name has already been strucked out because I wasn’t around when the inspectors called my name. I quickly sent another message to Mr Remi Adeoye again, he replied me and told me he’ll call the inspector on phone to admit me which he did. I was admitted and I was the last person to be screened that day. Sadly, I didn’t perform well due to pressure, stress, so many thoughts on my head and emotions. The following day was for interview/exercise. That day, the inspectors said they want only one EOD officer to represent EOD personnel for interview/exercise. Luckily for me, my colleagues told me to step up and represent them. I was glad, and I did my best even though I never prepared for such exercise and performance and I did very well in the exercise. That singular performance was how I was selected among over 500 officers across the nation that applied for AUPOL job. You see! One Facebook friend who I met online was able to pilot me and caterpult me to what I am today and who I’ll become tomorrow. Many people has criticised me by being too regular on Facebook. Some said; “what have you gained being a Facebook regular and celebrity?” “What have you gained being online daily?” ” You are jobless that’s why you are always on Facebook writing rubbish….” That’s what many people often told me and I never mind, I kept focus and do what gives me joy in a diplomatic way even though many people don’t agree with me. Today, that jobless boy is a AU staff and a peace ambassador. That jobless boy don’t only earn naira monthly but he’s also being paid in dollars monthly now. That jobless boy is now touring many Africa countries on a UN jet eating continental dishes. That jobless boy don’t pay for his internet services anymore but access the internet for free. That jobless boy is given a free accommodation, free healthcare services, free meal, free flight around east Africa countries and will be given a certificate as a peace ambassador when he complete his mandate with AU after 12 months or 24 months maximum. I ask again, what type of friends do you keep online? Have they been able to add value to your life? Or are they the types that are just good for gossips, hate speech and propagandas? Pls, make good use of being online!!! Not everybody you throw insults at due to differences in political issues, religion, relationship arguments… etc… as you don’t know who may be your helper in life. I want to use this opportunity to say a very big thank you to Mr Remi Adeoye for granting me this opportunity to be part of those chosen to represent EOD, The Nigerian Police and Nigeria on international assignment and I promise I’ll do my best not to disappoint you, myself, my family, EOD, the Nigerian Police, Nigeria and Africa at large. Thank you very much Mr Remi Adeoye!!!
    <!– // (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = ā€œ//connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3ā€; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);}(document, ā€˜script’, ā€˜facebook-jssdk’)); // ]]>
    What type of friends do you keep online?Millions of people are on Facebook but are not making the best out of it. What…
    Posted by Edward Ezekiel Onoriode onĀ Thursday, January 14, 2016
    Continue to inspire us Edward! More power to your elbow as you keep up the good work!
  • The Ridiculousness That Is Femi-Fani Kayode

    Nigerian lawyer, former minister and politician Femi Fani-Kayode has not ceased to be in the news and on the internet.

    He is famous for his sharp unsolicited opinion on national issues and outrageous articles and Facebook posts. Here are the ridiculous things he has said in the media.

    1. When he attacked Rotimi Amaechi on his Facebook page.

    https://www.facebook.com/femifanikayode/posts/10202589555849544

    2. When he posted a tribalist article about the Igbo people on the internet.

    He went as far as accusing the Igbo people of carrying out the first coup plot in Nigeria

    3. When he accused President Buhari of funding Boko Haram.

    Awww! He blessed God before he started talking, what a godly man!

    4. He even posted on Facebook that a suicide bomber shouted “Sai Buhari” before detonating his bomb vest.

    He edited the statement after his comments box received serious heat from Nigerians.

    5. The threats he made when Chief Olu Falae was abducted.

    He blamed the Federal Government for the kidnap and made threats of serious consequences if plans to release the elder were not made.

    6. When he said “Is it a Buhari?”

    LOL! Fire on, sir!

    7. When he accused the US government of aiding Boko Haram.

    Wow!

    8. When he tried to stir up trouble after the ministerial appointments of late 2015.

    In his usual manner of posting lengthy articles that made eyes roll, he attempted to open old wounds after the ministerial list dropped in September 2015.

    9. He believes Nigeria is built on a Satanic foundation.

    In his opinion, Lord Lugard and Lady Shaw were satanists and worshippers of Lucifer.

    10. This very deep quote he shared on Twitter.

    Amen!

    11. He believes some people might be insane.

    12. Oh! And another threat from the fearless FFK

    13. He followed the threat up with another long article to further explain his threats and accusations.

    He even advocated against marginalisation of Igbo people. Very brilliant! But he hasn’t taken down his tribalist article of 2015 sha.
  • These Pictures Will Show You How to Ace Your Interview and Get that Job — Ninja Style

    Getting a job isn’t an easy for a lot of people.

    And it’s caused by different factors: the job market isn’t robust, with so many looking for jobs and so few job spaces available; employers can’t find qualified people; etc.

    So when a job applicant gets their foot in the company door and bags an interview, he/she needs to prepare for it right?

    A collection of pictures was posted on Graduate Fasttrack’s Facebook page recently; and it shows hilarious hacks for job seekers.

    1. Make sure to mention that you’ve volunteered for community service.

    graduatefasttrack5-zikoko

     

    2. Beware, every question is a test question.

    graduatefasttrack4-zikoko

     

    3. Productivity is your god.

    graduatefasttrack3-zikoko

     

    4. Practice giving your undivided attention to each interviewer- all at the same time.

    graduatefasttrack2-zikoko

     

    5. Show your confidence.

    graduatefasttrack1-zikoko

     

    6. ‘Divide and conquer’ is operative here.

    graduatefasttrack-zikoko

     

    7. Show that you can do all things.

    11705172_930069263718952_8788259673058448479_n

     

    8. Make sure your social media accounts have nothing incriminating.

    11700852_930068923718986_7211244099394733545_n

     

    9. Let them know that you’re result driven.

    11692677_930069250385620_963395067270442260_n

     

    10. Show that you can be ‘coded’ when the situation calls for it.

    11692505_930068910385654_2478109200192745816_n

     

    11. Show that you’ll bring something to the table.

    11666237_930069077052304_7208020935125849540_n

     

    12. Describe yourself creatively.

    11666189_930069100385635_2232537976335567393_n

     

    13. Stay positive.

    11665505_930069123718966_3715474280537334404_n

     

    14. You know that job’s for you. Let them know that.

    11659356_930069173718961_1497179475562845032_n

     

    15. Show that you’re good at leadership.

    11540945_930068963718982_4764965629352989408_n

     

    16. Turn the negatives in your favour.

    11222069_930068983718980_7020708864557634464_n

     

    17. Let them know that you’ll be cooking up new ideas on the constant.

    11659373_930069090385636_3308360543718985274_n

     

    18. Let them know that you’ll give your best –plus more.

    11220894_930069140385631_9197822485092523104_n

     

    19. Show them that you can think outside the box.

    11214359_930069130385632_3449908939743400507_n

     

    20. Let them know that it’s been written that you’ll get this job.

    11209415_930068927052319_2467404410949788895_n

     

    21. Let them know that you’re fuelled by results.

    11168558_930069070385638_2942745320540947947_n

     

    22. Don’t be shy to let them know where you see yourself in the future.

    11138569_930069017052310_4847591321025520688_n

     

    23. Make conversation with your interviews — to diffuse the tension (for your benefit).

    11137109_930069117052300_4085771008958988788_n

     

    24. Let them know that with you, there’s never a dull moment.

    11049556_930069213718957_7655352663806706068_n

     

    25. Yes you ‘Can’ (pun intended).

    11017017_930068920385653_1960149567553692283_n

     

    26. Make sure you know the interviewer’s name. Before the interview if possible.

    1499653_930069127052299_5893396489675098027_n

    Warning: We will not be held liable for unpredictable results. But if you’ve got the cojones and it works for you, don’t hesitate to share your testimony.

    Images: Quickmeme, Graduate Fasttrack on Facebook, The Poke (26).