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Crushes are a natural part of life. Unfortunately, they’re also a terrible part of life because half the time they never lead to anything. (Especially if you’re shy.) You’re just left watching the object of your desire be with someone else while eternal loneliness looms on your horizon.
1. Slide in their DMs

2. Leave them notes with sweet messages on them.

3. Break into their house and leave them a beautiful gift.

4. Maintain eye contact with your crush from across the room until they break and ask you what exactly it is you want.

5. Take a copy of their picture to your church and have your pastor force them to notice you with the power of the holy spirit.

6. Stalk your crush on a major holiday while wearing a mask and overalls.

7. Stand below your crush’s bedroom window at midnight with a boombox and make your intentions known by playing the song, “Me So Horny” by 2 Live Crew

8. Pull a “Twilight”and sneak into your crush’s house to watch them sleep.

9. Follow your crush around for a day and appear in the background of every picture they take.

10. Or you could just work up courage and go talk to them instead of trying something on this list and getting arrested.
