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This is a story of the time I saw a goat fly.
And I’m not even talking the “Greatest Of All Time” aka GOAT kind of goat that you would call this guy:
I mean, quite literally, a goat. Ewu. Ewure. Horns, hooves and all, like this guy:
I live on the first floor of a building and there’s this one goat that always comes to disturb my trash.
One day, I came home to find the goat at it again.
Something that was like this before:
Was already looking like this:
I just snapped.
I chased the goat and it ran upstairs to the second floor.
Me I was already thinking, “Mumu, there’s nowhere for you to go now. I will turn you into pepper soup this night”.
But I think the goat was already thinking:
That was how it climbed to the balcony, stood on the railing and jumped!
Fam, this goat jumped two floors, landed on the ground, then looked at me like:
Me I was just looking like:
All the people I told did not now believe me.
They were now looking at me like:
Since then, I’ve seriously been questioning my life’s existence.
Please, fam, tell me you believe me! Before I go and check myself into Aro.
