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  • All The Things That Happen When You Meet Your Online Crush In Real Life

    When you see their real face and things are just not adding up!

    Shola

    1. When you sight them from afar and see how short they are

    But this guy said he’s 6’2!

    2. When you finally see their real face and it’s nothing like the picture you saw

    Things are not even adding up in this place!

    3. What of when they have mouth and body odor?

    Cancelled! For life!

    4. When they appear to have sense online but their brain is empty in real life

    Ko le werk!

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