All The Things That Go Through Your Mind When You Buy From An Online Vendor

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1. You’ll be scrolling jejely on one social media platform and see something nice that catches your eye.

Well, I like what I like…

2. And maybe there is small change in your account, so you can actually afford to buy it.

Funds!!

3. So, the rich person in you decides to order without giving it a second thought.

Funds remember?

4. Suddenly, all your friends start to tell you about their own terrible experiences with other online vendors.

Aiye mi temi bami!

5. And because devil is mischievous, the person you ordered from delays your delivery due to logistics or shipping wahala.

6. Your friends start to laugh at you and call you names.

Mugu and Maga are some of the nice ones in their arsenal.

7. You’ll start to think of all the things you could have done with the money

How you could have killed yourself with enjoyment instead or even given it to charity and made heaven at least.

8. But, because your mother is a prayerful woman, your order finally arrives after an intense session of fasting and prayers!

Yasss Lord! Sweet baby Jesus!

9. How you go about rocking your new item.

Yassss bitchess!! https://zikoko.com/list/zikoko-guide-sighting-fake-instagram-vendors/