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1. So I went for a party a few weeks ago.
2. To catch some fun and dance away my sorrows.
3. I had just bumped into my ex boyfriend a few days earlier.
4. And not only was he looking happy and relaxed, he even had a new girlfriend.
5. Needless to say, I was in need of cheering up!
6. Anyway, the party was grooving.
7. The music was popping.
8. The drinks were flowing.
9. My make up was on fleek!
10. All of a sudden a sexy voice said in my ear “hello you look nice”.
11. I almost shivered and died of excitement but I had to compose myself.
12. I said “thank you” in my “fine boy is talking to you, you better compose” voice.
13. We danced to a few songs.
14. And whispered and giggled to each other all night.
15. Then I realised the time was far spent and I had to go!
16. So he offered to walk me outside to my taxi so he could get my number!
17. As soon as we got outside and the light hit him, I froze!
18. No it couldn’t be!
19. Ah! yes it was!
20. I just shouted “Senior Emeka so it’s you”.
21. This almost romantic encounter of mine used to be my senior in secondary school!
22. He would send my friends and I to fetch his bathing water and wash his clothes.
23. He even used to take our meat and plantain sometimes during lunch and dinner!
24. Now he was asking when he could see me again.
25. Before he realised what was going on I pulled his lips and knocked his fat head.
26. That was for all the suffering he put me through in secondary school!
27. Then I hopped into my taxi and left while he was wondering what exactly had just happened.
28. See you again in your dreams, Senior Emeka!
