So that’s how one Lagos boy just finished watching a nollywood romance movie and started feeling inspired
It’s time to move to the
next level.
So he does more “research” and plots and plans like a real Lagos boy
It’s a serious matter!
He first takes one babe for a picnic in the park
Eat. Love. Nature…. “romantic sometings”.
But then all the insects in Lagos decide to join them
Na wa for Lagos nature oh.
On to the next babe… because he has many.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
He decides to take the next babe on a long drive
Love in the time of potholes.
But then they enter one deadly traffic
Mo daran!
Then he decides to up his game and write her a “not so anonymous” anonymous letter
Shakespeare abeg shift, the real writers are here!
Only for her to complain that one idiot wrote her an anonymous letter talking rubbish
Can you imagine? After all his hard work oh.
Then he battles another traffic just to play romantic music outside her window
This one must click.
Only to get to her gate and hear “ah madam said I should say she is not around oh”
You say what?
Then finally he tries to do a real romance and kiss in the rain
Come on baby!
Only for her to start shouting that he ruined her hair and now she has cattarh
Aunty you will not kill someone sha!
So he decides to give up and goes back to his normal level of late night call, credit and shawarma
Son of man cannot come and go and die. Not everything is for everybody abeg!
Moral of the story; not everytime copy-cata, sometimes face your front
Leave romance for nollywood, biko.
