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So that’s how one Lagos boy just finished watching a nollywood romance movie and started feeling inspired

So he does more “research” and plots and plans like a real Lagos boy

He first takes one babe for a picnic in the park

But then all the insects in Lagos decide to join them

On to the next babe… because he has many.

He decides to take the next babe on a long drive

But then they enter one deadly traffic

Then he decides to up his game and write her a “not so anonymous” anonymous letter

Only for her to complain that one idiot wrote her an anonymous letter talking rubbish

Then he battles another traffic just to play romantic music outside her window

Only to get to her gate and hear “ah madam said I should say she is not around oh”

Then finally he tries to do a real romance and kiss in the rain

Only for her to start shouting that he ruined her hair and now she has cattarh

So he decides to give up and goes back to his normal level of late night call, credit and shawarma

Moral of the story; not everytime copy-cata, sometimes face your front
