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So l had been seeing my boyfriend for almost a year.
And so he said it was a good time for him to meet my parents.
And because I have crazy Nigerian parents, we planned and plotted for almost 2 weeks so nothing would go wrong.
I even prayed and fasted just in case.
The great day arrived and I was so nervous and stressed.
Unfortunately (or fortunately), after all my planning my parents were stuck in traffic.
So after waiting for 3 hours, my boyfriend and I gave up on waiting.
I escorted him to the car and kissed him goodbye (a bit too passionately but that is young sweet love).
Lo and behold, I turned around and saw my parents standing in front of the gate, looking at the both of us.
My mother was like:
My father was like:
My boyfriend was like:
I was like:
That’s how I started stammering and trying to introduce this man that was licking my mouth and holding my waist.
Before I could even explain properly my mother was like:
My father was like:
My father even chased him away.
It took me a while to explain and explain that they “caught us at a bad time” and he’s a really great person.
And they even finally agreed to meet him properly.
BUT they still refer to him as “that one that was biting your mouth outside our gate abi?”
