15 Hilarious Tweets About Horrible Nigerian Restaurant Experiences

Before we get into this gist, here’s a little backstory.

So some people on Twitter said that’s it’s wrong to eat at a restaurant and not tip the waiters. When other people pointed out that we live in a society where money no too dey like that, the pro-tip people said that anyone who can’t afford to tip, shouldn’t be going to restaurants (i.e. sit at home and eat rice).

That was how, in a bid to explain that many Nigerian restaurants have terrible servers who don’t deserve tips, TwitterNG was flooded with stories of shitty restaurant experiences

Here are the funniest ones we found.

Kini ‘steak’?

I remember same conference centre in OAU , they had “steak on the menu” and someone ordered that , they said they have it , 40 mins later they came and said we should tell them what “steak” is in Yoruba and if it is “eran din din Pelu ata “
— Sọ̀rọ̀ Sókè and #EndSARS (@AyoThinks) November 9, 2020

The Salted Fly

Guess what my food came back, mad people literally just picked out the fly and microwaved it.

So I ate the chicken and was packing my shit when the waitress came back with bill.

Which bill? which food? 😆

Las las manager came to settle matter.
— I (@browniedust) November 9, 2020

Holy Shit!

I bought food from a restaurant in Lekki. Ordered for their special jollof rice and assorted. Got home, started eating the assorted but noticed it tasted funny. I spit it out only to see cow shit . I was mad. Enraged .
— omodebola famule 🇳🇬🇨🇦 (@OmodebolaF) November 9, 2020

The Rat With Insect DNA.

https://twitter.com/OsinubiHimself/status/1325764197058228227?s=20

The Stern Waitress

My wife and I were in VI for our honeymoon and decided to go out for drinks. The waitress brought mine first and my wife took a sip, next thing we heard was “ Aunty is not for you oh” .
— ΛlΛGβ€℠ (@Sir_moyo) November 9, 2020

The Man Who Was Shown Pepper

https://twitter.com/amaechi1234/status/1325809364654039040?s=20

Ratatouille: Remy Bulks Up And Opens His Own Restaurant

Why are you complaining? That was just the manager checking on his staff
— Kaycee Igbokwe (@leroybrown_1) November 9, 2020

Damsel In Distress

Rhapsody at ICM. After the bad service, they kept bringing men to sit at the table with me. Even though the restaurant was practically empty. Waiter even made hints that a lady like me shouldn't be alone, like I need a chaperone the eat out.
— Ayanate 💥💥💥 (@aayanate) November 9, 2020

Bob’s Bony Burgers

https://twitter.com/LentinaHub/status/1325829425011838976?s=20

Written & Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

So my friends and I went to @Junkyard in Abuja, we ordered drinks and barbecue Fish, we were told it will take 35mins to be ready, even with our vex we still waited, after an 1hr 30mins or so, we asked for our fish and the waiter said we didn’t place any order😫😫 #stillpained😫
— Ivy🌟 (@CuteIvy_) November 9, 2020

Spaghetti Egusinese

Since we are dragging Nigerian restaurants today please why was I given this as spaghetti bolognese??😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/PTEdyGcd1K
— E💕 (@Ennie__) November 9, 2020

African Mac & Cheese

This was early last year Grandlux.. before they started putting flowers everywhere

That’s how I asked for Mac’n’cheese oh. The waitress brought me stir fry macaroni and grated cheese on top with her full chest.

Lai se Tom&Jerry pic.twitter.com/uDcS4VY6aS
— Just Bukky (@Bikkylanre) November 9, 2020

Robbery in Broad Daylight

Brass And Copper wouldn't take an order without you ordering Hennessy or Martel. Omo, it was the effrontery
— ✞ = ♡ (@CarlsonOse) November 9, 2020

Welcome To Joes’s Apartment Restaurant

https://twitter.com/Fiyinlu/status/1325809579838623744?s=20

Seafood Okra: Ibadan Drift

Ordered for sea food okra and it had locust bean inside
— Jules (@juliet_I_O) November 9, 2020

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