Cheating is a choice – one you like to make or about to start making. So we decided to make a quiz to predict the next time you will go down that dangerous route.
Let’s go:
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Cheating is a choice – one you like to make or about to start making. So we decided to make a quiz to predict the next time you will go down that dangerous route.
Let’s go:

There are a bunch of iconic eateries that have served every Nigerian well, to an extent anyway. From the dependable Sweet Sensation to the underrated Tastee Fried Chicken, there’s a Nigerian eatery that best suits everyone’s personality.
Let this quiz tell you which that is:

Being shady requires a certain level of emotional skill that not many possess. It often falls between the line of being bitchy and downright factual; having the guts to state the obvious, things that everyone is busy tiptoeing around.
There are different levels to throwing shade; is yours based on dry sarcasm or an obvious eye roll? Take this quiz to find out:

We figured it out, guys. While Nigerian soups are some of the best things on the planet, they also define personalities and whatnot. So yes, we created a quiz to help you find out which of these soups you are.
Over to you now:

Are you a single pringle, stuck in a complicated situationship or happily married to the love of your life? This quiz is here to guess your current relationship status, and as you know, Zikoko quizzes are incredibly accurate (don’t quote us).
So, give a shot:

Today, we are going to be using your taste in music to determine how good you actually are in bed. All you need to do is create the ultimate Nigerian hit — from the lead artist to the producer — and we’ll tell you if all your partners leave satisfied, or if you are just a waste of body count.
Go ahead:

What’s your body count? Take the quiz.

Everyone has something to say about what kind of person they are. But how well do we truthfully evaluate these things? Not that much, I can assure you. The average person is always lying to themselves to make sure they look good. But you know what and who doesn’t lie? Zikoko quizzes that’s what.
Take this quiz and we’ll help you evaluate what kind of partner you are in your romantic relationships. Whatever the results are, don’t come for us; it’s all on you from there gong forward.

Over the years, a lot of TV commercials have graced our screens, courtesy of brands looking to push out their products. It was win-win for everybody; the brands got massive visibility for their products and offerings, and the rest of us got enough material to fuel some nostalgia about the good old days.
This is why we created this quiz; let’s see how much of these classics you remember, and more importantly, the brands that we have to thank for them.

Back in the day, Papa Ajasco and Company was that show. Before Instagram, Twitter and other comedians took the stage, we got every kind of comedy from Papa Ajasco, his family and friends. But like most old shows, it’s very likely you remember it was funny, but not much else about it — if your memory is as bad as mine that is.
I decided to test myself on it, and saw that I didn’t do too badly. Take this test and find out how well you remember this classic.

These days, everyone is always talking about how much sex they’re getting, or how little sex they’re getting, or how disgusting sex is etc. There’s just so much talk about sex, it’s almost impossible to know who’s lying and who’s telling the truth. In anticipation of our new series about the sex lives of young people, we’ve decided to find out about your sex life.
Take this quiz, and we’ll tell you when last you had sex.
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As long as you’re a Nigerian, you surely have the spirit of unreliability buried somewhere within you. Well, we created a quiz that tells you exactly how intense that spirit is. On a scale of PHCN to Nigerian politician, how unreliable are you?
Take to find out:

In West Africa, there are many variations of Jollof Rice. We’ve been on the road for 43 days, and have had a different kind in every Jollof Road country. Find out the Grand Master here.
One of these countries’ Jollof Rice matches your personality. Take this quiz to discover which one:

No one who grew up in Nigeria will ever forget the snacks that always made break time worth it. Honestly, it saddens us that kids of nowadays will never know the magic of Okin (the square one, of course). So, we created a quiz to test how well you remember the snacks that shaped our childhood.
Go ahead and prove you’re a true Nigerian:

Finding what you are good at is not as easy as it sounds, but why stress it when you can let an accurate quiz figure out the answer for you. The best thing about this is that your social media behaviour is the only thing we need to know. As they say, you’re what you like/do:

What if your soulmate is the artist behind your current favourite song? Imagine being destined to end up with Tiwa Savage or Burna Boy, but never getting the chance to meet them because of how blown they are. Well, this quiz will tell you which Nigerian artist is your actual soulmate.
Oya, take this quiz and find out:

Nigerian mothers are known for their dramatics and all out uniqueness that border on the sides of the ridiculous; from calling us downstairs to help them fetch the TV remote right beside them to their crazy assumptions and belief about our social media life and more.
Take this quiz to find out how Nigerian your mother is:

After successfully predicting when y’all are getting married (please, email any complaints to noneofourbusiness@nayousabi.com), we are back to tell you how much is currently in your account. How, you might ask? By using your taste in Nollywood, of course. Shhh. No questions.
Just take it already:

Twitter is buzzing right now, bringing a new conversation to the concept of cool vs not-so-cool, especially in relationships. If you’ve been thinking about how much of a red flag you are, why don’t you let this quiz help you decide once and for all?

When it comes to old Nollywood realness, we all know that the women were the ones who came on the scene and served hard. And that is why we thought it was fun to create a quiz about some of them. Shall we?

Fuji House of Commotion was one of the biggest hits of the 90s and early 2000s. It was hilarious, had some of the best actors in Nollywood and full of so much drama. We decided to throw it back all the way today and find out just how much of a Nollywood/Fuji House of Commotion stan are you.
Take this quiz and find out.

Since he broke out a decade ago, Wizkid has been one of afropop’s most consistent stars, blessing us with a ton of iconic hits. So, we decided to create a quiz that tells you which Wizkid song best suits your personality.
Go ahead and find out :

Let’s face it, there’s jollof, there’s Jollof and then there’s JOLLOF. Have you ever wondered how the different kinds of Jollofs you’ve had in different places match your personality? From burial Jollof to Sunday Jollof aka boarding school Jollof there’s a wide spectrum of Jollof rice.
If you’re still wondering where you fit in on the spectrum, wonder no more, we’ve created the perfect quiz to help you find out.
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Now that you’ve taken this quiz, head on to jollofroad.com where a small team of creators from Zikoko are taking over the world on an 80-day road trip around West Africa. They’re chronicling stories about what it means to be West African in West Africa today and investigating how much Jollof, the staple West African meal unites or divides us.

Kemi Adetiba’s King of Boys movie got a lot of things right, especially casting, so yes, it was a monster hit. Now, we know you may not have put much thought to this, but the personalities of some of the characters closely match yours, and we would like to help you find the perfect match. Here we go:

You like Nigerian security agents or you don’t; they scare you or they don’t, but we are going out on a limb right now to say that you share some similarities with them than you are willing to admit. And we are here to help you find out, but first of all, some questions:

2010 was a game-changing one for Nollywood, with our movies making serious cash and getting international acclaim. So, which of these hits released between 2010 and 2019 — from the pace-setting The Wedding Party to the divisive Trip To Jamaica — best suits your personality?
Well, that’s what this quiz is here to answer:

We are going to be attempting to guess when you’ll marry based on your favourite Nigerian foods. What does your fave swallow have to do with when you’ll tie the knot? Please, don’t ask complicated questions. This quiz is rigorous and accurate (don’t quote us), so just take it already.

To unwind or feel good? Take this quiz.

Just like in the real world, every pack of small chops has its very different players — the beloved chicken, the out-of-place gizzard, the misunderstood mosa, the inoffensive spring roll, the divisive samosa and the reliable puff puff. So, we created a quiz that shows you the one you are most similar to.
Take it and find out:

There are two kinds of traffic in Lagos. The first is a short burst of traffic usually caused by a traffic light. In this case, you are most likely to get the first thing you lay your eyes on if you are feeling peckish.
The second is the kind of traffic you sit in for hours, the kind you sleep and wake up in. In this situation, you have the luxury of time to select from all the fine pickings of street food Lagos traffic has to offer.
So we decided to help you find out what Lagos traffic food best fits your personality.
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Since he broke out in 2012, Davido has consistently blessed us with bops that permeated our airwaves. We fully believe his songs are impossible to forget, so we decided to test out that theory with a quiz of lyrics from some of his best tracks.
So, let’s see how well you know Davido lyrics?

While we met a ton of different kinds of people in secondary school, all of them can still be broken down into five major categories: the efiko, the oversabi, the class clown, the popular one and the troublemaker.
So, we made a quiz that lets you know which one you were.

Nollywood love is never straightforward or simple, and these iconic lover boys truly mastered the art of making it simultaneously look like the most amazing and the most stressful thing in the entire world.
So, from Ramsey Nouah to Tony Umez, let this quiz tell you which of these Nollywood lover boys you are:


The Republic of Benin is Nigeria’s
The Jollof road team was in the Republic of Benin for a short time. While there, we got so immersed in the culture that we can now call ourselves experts in it. Take this quiz so we can school you a little.
Watch the Jollof Road team during their time in Cotonou, Benin Republic and visit jollofroad.com to learn more about Benin Republic.

We are putting it to you right now that answering a few questions can determine the subject you will be in charge of if you go down the teaching path. And no, you don’t have to wander off in search of a psychologist or psychic to find this out; this quiz is all you need:

I am something, I leave my house at 5am to get to work at 9am but don’t get there till 11am, who am I? A Lagosian, that’s who!
Are you really a Lagosian? Take this quiz to find out.

Any young Nigeria born before the beginning of this millennium knows that Super Story was a defining part of our childhood and lives. Premium content Gen Z can probably not relate to. Let’s take you back to the beginning. How well do you remember and know your award winning Super Story?

Forget all the noise about leaving Nigeria for Canada (your so-called real country) for a moment, what if your real country is actually a West African country? Have you thought about that?
Well, since we left Nigeria and have been exploring countries on Jollof road, we discovered that our neighbouring West African countries are actually not that bad oh. Now, we would like to help you choose your new home.

When Nigeria is relentlessly stressing you — which, if we are being completely honest, is all the damn time — that’s when you start planning a trip to a whole other continent. Unfortunately, that’s also where the frustrating issue of getting your Visa approved comes in.
We made a quiz to let you know if that trip to the embassy will be worth it.

Nigeria has a variety of swallows, as it does a variety of people. We did the hard work and found out the similarities between these delicacies and you, the people. Why don’t you take this quiz and find out which of this exquisite food closely fits into your personality?

As every adult human knows, finding true love can be a stressful experience. It seems like you never have the time. You’re either at work or at home in bed trying to catch up on sleep. To make it easier for you, we’ve created this quiz so you at least know where to look.

Thanks to artists like Wizkid, Davido and Burna Boy, the 2010s have been a defining decade for Nigerian music, specifically afropop. So, as the decade comes to an end, we’ve decided to create a quiz that tests your knowledge about some of the game-changing albums that made it all possible.