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  • QUIZ: Eat for a Day, and We’ll Tell You if You Have Home Training

    From your food choice, we’ll know if you still have home training or drop when there’s a hot gist online.

  • QUIZ: Can You Unscramble These Overrated Nigerian Foods?

    Only cultists that eat things like eba can ace this chopist quiz. Put your foodie skills to the test and see if you can unscramble these overrated Nigerian foods. Good luck!

    Unscramble this

  • QUIZ: Forget Christmas Chicken if You Can’t Pass This Simple Cooking Quiz

    If you know the road to your kitchen, this quiz should be a breeze for you. If not, just forget Christmas chicken. You don’t deserve it.

    Take the quiz and prove yourself.

  • QUIZ: Will Soft Life Fit You?

    Soft life means excess enjoyment and this quiz knows if it will fit you or not.

  • QUIZ: What Type of Pasta Are You?

    Happy World Pasta Day! Take this quiz to find out if you’re a loyal friend like jollof spaghetti or have plenty of haters like creamy pasta.

  • QUIZ: What Type of Protein Are You?

    Don’t call yourself a meal if you don’t know which protein you are. So take this quiz to find out.

  • QUIZ: This Quiz Can Guess Which Drink Matches Your Personality

    Are you a social guy like Sunset Orange or are you stylish like Pink Berry? Take this quiz and find out.

  • QUIZ: Choose Between These Foods, and We’ll Tell You How Wicked You Are

    The food you eat has a lot to say about you. So depending on what you choose to eat, we can tell you how wicked you are.

    Take the quiz and see.

  • QUIZ: Plan Your Meals for a Day and We’ll Guess How Smart You Are

    “You are what you eat” just got real. This quiz will determine if you’re that person with two heads our parents always talked about.

    Take the quiz:

  • QUIZ: What Northern Nigerian Dish Are You?

    You may not be from the North, but that isn’t going to stop us from telling you which dish best suits your personality.

    Take the quiz:

  • QUIZ: What Type of Restaurant Are You?

    This is just one of those questions you may not have asked yourself, but now you can’t stop thinking about it. Just take the quiz and find out.

  • QUIZ: How Well Do You Know These South-South Dishes?

    So you think you know food from Southern Nigeria? This quiz will be the judge of that.

  • QUIZ: Which Weird Drink Combo Fits Your Personality?

    How weird are you? That’s exactly what this quiz is about to uncover.

    Take the quiz:

  • QUIZ: Rate These Food Combos and We’ll Guess Your Personality Type

    We’ll guess your personality based on the food combos you’re willing to try.

    Take the quiz:

  • QUIZ: Don’t Call Yourself an Adult if You Still Eat at Least 7 of These Foods

    You can’t be eating golden morn and still call yourself as an adult.

    Pick all the foods you eat:

  • QUIZ: Prove You’re Bougie by Correctly Identifying These Fancy Restaurant Dishes

    We know you love your Jollof rice, we do too. But we’re dying to know how many of these foreign dishes you can actually identify.

  • Take This Quiz and We’ll Decide the Kind of Breakfast You Deserve

    What type of hot breakfast do you deserve? Take this quiz to find out.

  • Quiz: Which Seafood Are You?

    Are you expensive lobster that’s not for everyone or eja kika that can be bought down the road?

    Find out the seafood you are by taking this quiz.

  • QUIZ: Which Garri Combo Fits Your Personality?

    There’s a garri combo for every personality, take the quiz to find out which one you are.

  • QUIZ: Only Risky Eaters Have Eaten at Least 15/29 of These Meats

    Risky eaters don’t like common everyday meats like chicken and her brother turkey. They prefer unconventional meats like snake and frogs. If you’ve eaten at least 15 meats on this quiz, then you’re definitely a risky eater.

    Take the quiz:

    Pick all the meats you’ve eaten:

  • Quiz: What Celebratory Food Are You?

    Are you fried rice who loves attention? Or are you Jollof rice, the life of the party? Take this quiz and find out.

  • QUIZ: What Type of Pepper Are You?

    Nigeria is blessed with different kinds of pepper — from atarodo to tatashe.

    Take this quiz and we’ll tell you the type pepper you are:

  • QUIZ: Getting 20 on This Quiz Means You’re a Certified Alcoholic

    Are you an alcoholic? Well, because adulthood is the fucking ghetto, the answer is probably yes. But let’s not jump to conclusions. Take the quiz and see your report card.

    Select all the ones you’ve had:

    Don’t be shy, select everything you’ve drank from this list:

  • QUIZ: How Many of These Nuts Can You Identify?

    Asides from groundnut, how many other nuts can you identify?

    Let’s see how you do:

  • QUIZ: Don’t Go Near a Kitchen if You Can’t Recognise 8⁄13 of These Herbs and Spices

    Only OGs in the kitchen can correctly identify up to ten of these herbs and spices. Are you one of them?

  • QUIZ: Pick the Snacks You’ve Eaten and We’ll Guess Your Age

    This quiz will tell you how old you are based on the number of snacks on this quiz you’ve eaten from the list.

    Let’s expose you.

    Select all the snacks you ate as a kid:

  • QUIZ: Can You Get a Perfect Score on This JSS 3 Home Economics Nutrition Quiz?

    This quiz is about food. Can you get a perfect score on this nutrition quiz? They taught you everything in this quiz in JSS 3 Home Economics, so don’t say you don’t know.

  • QUIZ: Which Weird Food Combo Should You Try?

    Trying new foods can be hard, that’s why we decided to help you recommend some of the best options that are 100% safe. Take this quiz to find out which weird food combination you should try.


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  • Quiz: This Random Kitchen Knowledge Quiz Will Stress You if You Can’t Cook

    Think you can stand the heat? Prove your place in the kitchen by getting more than 6 answers correctly in this quiz.

    How many teaspoons make a tablespoon?

    Which of these groups does thyme belong to?

    How many minutes does it take to fully cook a hard boiled egg?

    Which of these is not a raising agent?

    Which nutrients are found in egg, fish, meat?

    How do you “season” a new pan before you cook in it?

    Which of these foods would be dangerous to cook in a microwave?

    What do you add to the pot to make pasta boil?

    What should you do if a recipe instructs you to “mince” carrots?

    What is the term for squashing dough with your hands to make it smooth and elastic?

  • QUIZ: If You’ve Had 15/20 of These Food Combos, You’re a Cultist

    If you’ve had 15 or more of the food combos on this list, you’re definitely a cultist.

    Select all the food combo you’ve tried:

  • QUIZ: Eat for a Day and We’ll Guess Your Job

    We can guess your job based on what you eat in a day. Try us:

  • QUIZ: If You’ve Eaten 8/15 of These Things, You’re Bougie

    You’re 100% bougie if you’ve eaten up to 8 things here. Are you?

    Select all the things you’ve eaten:

  • QUIZ: Do You Know Where These African Dishes Come From?

    Are you African through and through or are you a scam? Match the dish to its country to prove yourself.

  • QUIZ: Can We Guess What Makes You Fall In Love From Your Taste In Food?

    See, we know what gets you falling in love and we can tell you based on your food selection. Don’t believe us? Take the quiz!

  • QUIZ: Bake A Cake And We’ll Guess Your Dominant Personality

    It’s time to bake! Bake a cake for us and we’ll guess a dominant trait of yours.

  • QUIZ: What Kind Of Christmas Meat Are You?

    Are you the expensive turkey or the versatile beef? Take this quiz to find out.

  • QUIZ: What Breakfast Food Are You?

    If you’ve ever wondered what breakfast food you are, now is the time to find out.

    Take the quiz: