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Chioma Munachi

September 4, 2023

Funds, Quizzes
We hope it’s very liquid, or on its way there at the very least.

Choose all that apply:

I have an annual budget.

I pay myself a salary.

I spend anyhow.

I like rocks.

I have a savings account.

I run a business.

I connect my laptop to my TV and call myself a tech bro/sis.

I don’t have a budget.

I have a current account.

My account balance is currently less than ₦10k.

I’m always on the move.

I have more than three pets.

The first thing I buy when money touches my hand is shawarma.

I have an operations account.

I like water.

I have more than three bank accounts.

I have a boss.

I have a monthly budget.

My parents give me an allowance.

I’ve gone on vacation five times this year.

You got #{score}/#{total}
Your money and stones are competing to see who’s more solid, and sadly, your money is winning.
You got #{score}/#{total}
Your money’s not liquid yet, but it’s getting there.
You got #{score}/#{total}
Your money flows like an endless river.

Chioma Munachi

August 16, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

cash, money, savings
Olayoyin Olorunmota

August 2, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

Funny, Nigeria, Nigerians, Quiz
Olayoyin Olorunmota

July 31, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

Funny, Nigeria, Nigerians, Quiz
If you also want to collect your money back, we’re available.

Chioma Munachi

July 31, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

debtors, Loans, money
This quiz just might explain your current financial situation.

Tick all that apply:

Your salary finishes once you get it

People dash you money every week

You’re always inside, but you never have money

Sapa hits you violently at least twice a day

People suggest being a hype man to you as a career path

Burnaboy’s “Dangote” is your life anthem

Your savings are always saving you

You get anything you want

Your favourite music artist is Rema

You’re a first child

You have a folder for bank apps on your phone

You don’t know what your kitchen looks like

You don’t know what okrika is

You outsource everything

You got #{score}/#{total}
You’re trying your best, but money has serious beef with you.
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You and money have your issues, but it’s always there when you need it.
You got #{score}/#{total}
You and money are inseparable.

Don’t leave without getting your ticket to HERtitude 2023!

Chioma Munachi

May 23, 2023

Funds, Quizzes
Since we’re all supposed to be bigger than ₦100k. Take this quiz and know where your problem stands.

Choose all that apply:

Someone is owing you money

Your take-home salary is more than ₦100k

You’ve ordered food this week

You run your own business

You work from home

You’ve gone on a vacation in the last 2 years

You have domestic staff

You use an iPhone

You have an allowance

You’re outside every weekend

You pay rent

You own a car

I do #{score}/#{total} things on this list
Your problem is like ₦50k. Oya, just call one or two rich friends and they’ll solve it.
I do #{score}/#{total} things on this list
You’re just looking for who will give you free ₦100k like this so that you can use it to cool your temper.
I do #{score}/#{total} things on this list
Ahan, rich kid. Your own problem is more than ₦100k in this economy? Do small giveaway for us first.

Chioma Munachi

April 26, 2023

Funds, Quizzes
Who needs a dermatologist when you can take this quiz instead?

Meyimi O.

March 13, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

skincare
₦2k or ₦30 billion? How much money will fit you? Take this quiz and we’ll let you know.

Sheriff Alimi

February 22, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

money, money habits, Personalities, Personality, rich
We know you want to make a lot of money. But will it touch your grandchildren?

Sheriff Alimi

February 22, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

Funds, generation, Quiz, wealth
You know what type of money slaps best? Money you didn’t work for, but not just any type, the one you find on the floor. Take this quiz before you go out today and see how much the universe is sending your way.

Malakai Bassey

February 10, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

manifestation, money, Quiz, Quizzes
This cash crunch is stressing everybody out, and you’ve probably tried POS and ATMs but nothing’s working. Take this quiz and we’ll tell you the best places to find cash. Tested and trusted.

Sheriff Alimi

February 7, 2023

Funds, Quizzes
How much would you spend to impress a love interest? Are you the type that makes it rain, or do you keep a close eye on your account balance?

Take the quiz and we’ll reveal your love spender type.

PS: There are freebies at the end. 😉

Tife Oni

February 7, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

fidelity bank, money, sponsored, valentines day
You can’t stan portable and not have small agbero talent in you. Tell us your favourite celeb and we’ll guess the right career for you.

Coming to you next week

Meyimi O.

January 29, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

career, celebrities, Nigerian artistes
We’re not even joking, we know how you can fund your lifestyle. Take the quiz.

Meyimi O.

January 24, 2023

Funds, Quizzes

lifestyle
Come and take these quizzes to prove you made money this year. Even if you didn’t, take the quizzes!

QUIZ: Take This Quiz, and We’ll Give You Financial Advice

QUIZ: If you Can’t Pass This Simple Quiz About Money, Your Account Is Smelling

QUIZ: Where Should You Go for Your Next Vacation?

QUIZ: If You Relate to 8 Things on This Quiz, You’re Definitely Rich

QUIZ: Take This Quiz and We’ll Guess Your Net Worth in 5 Years

QUIZ: Take this Quiz and We’ll Guess the Most Valuable Thing You Own

QUIZ: Do You Even Have What It Takes To Be a Nigerian Billionaire

QUIZ: Only Rich People Can Score 9/12 on This Bank Slogan Quiz

QUIZ: Only Nigerians Who Love Money Can Get 9/13 on This Lyrics Quiz

QUIZ: You’re Rich If You Own 20/25 Of These Designer Brands

QUIZ: Only Tech Bros Can Identify These Cryptocurrencies by Their Logos

QUIZ: Spend $1m on This Quiz and We’ll Guess the Right Job for You

Meyimi O.

December 26, 2022

Funds, Quizzes
If capitalism held your neck this year, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have taken these quizzes.

QUIZ: Which Lie Will You Tell Your Employer This Week?

QUIZ: You’re a Workaholic and You Need to Relax if You Get 15/20 in This Quiz

QUIZ: Can We Guess How You Are Getting To Work On Monday?

QUIZ: This Quiz Knows What Your Co-Workers Really Think About You

QUIZ: How Is Your Work-Life Balance?

QUIZ: This Quiz Will Tell You What Day to Resume Work Next Week

QUIZ: What Type of Annoying Colleague Are You?

QUIZ: What Kind Of Employee Are You?

QUIZ: This Quiz Knows What Stresses You Most About Adulthood

QUIZ: What Office Award Do You Deserve?

QUIZ: Choose a Fire Outfit and We’ll Reveal Your Dream Job

Meyimi O.

December 20, 2022

Funds, Quizzes
Your detty December comes at a cost. But how much exactly? This quiz will tell you.

Sheriff Alimi

December 13, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Detty December, end of year, Quiz, spending money
We all deserve a December filled with fun and enjoyment, but only those who can ace this quiz deserve it.

Choose the ones that apply to you:

You have the new naira notes

You’ve gone cloth shopping in the last two months

You were born in December

You’ve been invited to an End of Year party

You earn in dollars

You prefer nights to mornings

You’ve not had to queue to buy fuel this year

You’re last born

Your Spotify Wrapped has Asake, Rema or Fireboy

You’re not going home for Christmas

Your office closes for the year

You’re single

You have at least two taxi apps on your phone

You’ve been to a party in the last month

Your account balance is over ₦500k atm

You scored #{score}/#{total}
Detty where? LMAO! The fact that you even took this quiz shows that you’re a clown.
You scored #{score}/#{total}
If it’s by your power oo, your December will be very clean. But if you’re lucky, your rich friends will pity you and take you out.

You scored #{score}/#{total}
Rich kid! You’ll say you don’t have money now, but from next week, you’ll go from one concert to another.
You scored #{score}/#{total}
Enjoyment nur pass this one. We won’t be surprised to hear that you’ve gotten tickets to see Asake.

Meyimi O.

December 6, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Detty December, party
If you can’t stop working for one minute to take this quiz, you proven us right.
Are you a workacholic?

Pick the things you do:

Even when you’re on leave, you’re not on leave

You cancel on your friends just so you can work

Your laptops follows you everywhere

You hate it when people say you need to rest

Your job is a 9 to 5 but you work from 8 to 8

You have more than one job

You’re single because you never leave your house…because you’re working

Your co-workers think you’re always overdoing

You judge your friends that don’t work as much as you

Your weekends are not for enjoyment

Your body starts doing you one kain one kain when you’re not working

You only spend your money on ordering food

You think sleeping is overrated

Your boss loves you

You miss out on all office gossip because you’re always working

Your office table is clumsy

You don’t have a hobby apart from working

You think your co-workers are not efficient

You don’t mind sleeping in the office

You’re a perfectionist

You got #{score}/#{total}!
You’re not a workaholic. You hate stress and you can’t come and kill yourself. We stan o!
You got #{score}/#{total}!
You’re on your way to being a workaholic. Please relax ehn!
You got #{score}/#{total}!
You’re a WORKAHOLIC! We know it, you know it, everybody knows it. Please can you tell us how and where you get your energy?

Ralia

December 5, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

definitely, Quiz, Workaholic, you're
This quiz knows where all your money went this year. Take it and see for yourself.

Ralia

December 2, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

money, spend, Year, Your
What do you need to stop or start doing if you want your account balance to increase in stature? Take the quiz, and we’ll tell you.

Tife Oni

November 24, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Finances, money, paga
If you can’t ace this very simple money quiz, you’re far from being a baller.

Meyimi O.

November 15, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

money
Sure, you want to be a baller, but do you really deserve it? Answer the questions in this quiz to prove the trenches isn’t for you.

Tife Oni

November 15, 2022

Funds, Quizzes
If you don’t ace this quiz, your life is lowkey boring. Please don’t disappoint us.

Which of these have you done:

You’ve attended a party alone

You dress according to the party theme

You’ve had a face/body painting

You enjoy offkey karaoke performances

You always run into someone you know at parties

You’ve bought a new outfit for a party

You’ve attended a silent disco party

Your detty December starts in November

You’d attend a party for the free drinks

When you’re bored, you watch old videos you made at parties

You’ve gotten a tattoo/piercing at a party

You know the names of at least 5 DJs

You make a new friend at every party

You can party for hours without getting tired

You’ve gotten your tickets to Z! Fest

You’ve do #{score}/#{total} of these things
Do you hate enjoyment? SMH! Please, you can’t carry this low score to next year. Better hurry and get your Z! Fest tickets here.

You’ve do #{score}/#{total} of these things
The only thing standing between you and maximum fun is sapa, and it shows. If you like don’t go and buy your buy Z! Fest early bird tickets now.
You’ve do #{score}/#{total} of these things
Let’s goooo! You know how to have a good time, and we’re looking forward to vibing with you at the hottest party of the year— Z! Fest.

Meyimi O.

November 15, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

party, party animal, Z! Fest
At the end of this quiz we’ll know if your account smells like luxury or reeks of sapa.

Oya, answer this one:

Bonus Question:

You got #{score}/#{total}!
AH! We can smell your sapa from here. Please, you need to go and wash your head because this is not normal at all.
You got #{score}/#total}!
Your account doesn’t smell like sapa all the time. Congratulations!
You got #{score}/#{total}!
Your account smells like mint notes, luxury and enjoyment. You may not have the money yet, but it’s coming.

Ralia

October 28, 2022

Funds, I Too Sabi, Quizzes

Account, money, Pass, simple
Take this quiz and we’ll tell you if your middle name should be akagum

Pick the things you do:

You’ve cut your toothpaste when it was about to finish

You can price something from ₦1000 to ₦200

You’ve participated in an online giveaway

You attend events because of the free food

Your younger cousins don’t randomly text you to “check up” on you

You’ve bought something on Black Friday

You’ve had to trek somewhere to save money

You’ve never tipped your waiter at a restaurant you say you’re broke to avoid billing

You add water to your dish soap

Going to the market excites you

When you’re done drinking juice, you cut the carton

You get angry if you don’t get souvenirs at owambes

You got #{score}/#{total}!
You’re not a cheapskate in any form. We’re proud of you and you deserve a hug.
You got #{score}/#{total}!
Hmmm, your own is 50/50. Don’t worry we get it

You got #{score}/#{total}!
Hmm your case is critical and we really don’t know what to say to you. No judgment, but you can do better.

Ralia

October 27, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Cheap, stake
Before the year runs out, we can guess how much you’ve saved. Don’t believe us, take the quiz.

Meyimi O.

October 26, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

money, savings
You need to end your black tax before it ends you and your pocket. Take this quiz and we’ll give you a way out of it.

Sheriff Alimi

October 25, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Black tax, Family Ties, Quiz, rich
We know exactly where you should go for your next vacation.

Jojo

October 22, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

vacation
Halloween is around the corner, and this simple quiz will help you choose the best outfit for you.

Meyimi O.

October 18, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

halloween, Halloween in Nigeria, scary
This is your chance to make a humble brag about how loaded you are. If you can relate to at least eight things on this quiz, you’re definitely rich.

Pick all the things you can relate to:

The ATM takes forever to count your money

You post about “sapa” all the time on the internet

You have more than one phone

You can’t remember what garri tastes like

You actually like pasta

You can’t remember the last time you took a bus

Fuel scarcity is none of your business

You earn in dollars

You work remotely

Shopping online is your way of relieving stress

You actually can’t remember your account balance

“Up NEPA” sounds very strange to you

The price of sardine doesn’t faze you

You have a second passport

You’re not rich o. Sorry!
You still have work to do. But no worries, you’ll get there. In the meantime, you can do more with the money you have using Paga. Start your journey here.

You’re not yet rich, but soon.
We’re seeing signs of wealth in your future, and you need to learn how to spend it without stress today, so you can ease into it when it finally comes. You can do this very easily using Paga. Start your journey here.

You’re definitely rich
Your biggest problem is how to spend your money without experiencing stress. Paga can help you do this, with interesting features that make the soft life you’re used to very easy to get. Start your journey here on the website.

You’re a part of the 1%
Ah! We’ve seen riches before but yours is a discovery. How do you spend and manage all this money without stress sef? You must be using Paga, right? Well, if you’re not, you’re missing out on good stuff. Start your journey here.

Sheriff Alimi

October 14, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Quiz, Quizzes sponsored, rich, rich Nigerians, wealth
Are you bougie like the dollar or are your ways stressful and confusing like the naira? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you which currency matches your energy.

Sheriff Alimi

October 11, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

currency, dollars, money
It’s tiring to always respond with “I’m broke” when someone asks you for urgent ₦2k. Aren’t you tired of being broke?

Take this quiz, and we’ll give you a way to spice it up.

Tife Oni

October 5, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

billing, Funny, Nigerians
Can your popularity level be compared to that of Ronaldo, or does no one know who you are?

Take this quiz to find out.

Meyimi O.

September 26, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Beyonce, Pop, Ronaldo
This is an ultimate test to separate the mechanics from the ballers. So take this quiz to find out where you belong.

Meyimi O.

September 22, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

enjoyment, money
Whether you’re the one that blocks your landlord when rent is due or the ghost tenant, this quiz will reveal the truth.

Take the quiz.

Tife Oni

September 2, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

eazirent, Rent, sponsored, yahshud
To be honest, we’re all broke — it’s just a matter of who is broker than you and vice versa. But how broke are you?

Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.

Tife Oni

August 31, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

broke struggles, Funny, money, Nigerians
Maybe sapa is dealing with you today, but the next 5 years may be much better. Take this quiz and we’ll guess what you’re worth 5 years from now.

Sheriff Alimi

August 12, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Net Worth, Quiz
Whether you choose to call it a white or black lie — the point is, you may have done it before, and you’ll do it again.

Take this quiz and we’ll predict the next lie you’ll tell your employer.

Tife Oni

August 10, 2022

Funds, Quizzes

Employers, Funny, Jobs, lie, Nigerians

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You’re not rich o. Sorry!

You’re not yet rich, but soon.

You’re definitely rich

You’re a part of the 1%