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  • 7 Pictures That Show That Sanusi Lamido Sanusi Is Hot In A Suit And Jalabia

    7 Pictures That Show That Sanusi Lamido Sanusi Is Hot In A Suit And Jalabia
    Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has an impeccable sense of style. The former governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria and 14th Emir of Kano can make any outfit he puts on look good. Whether he’s in a suit and bowtie or babban riga and alasho, he looks hot. You don’t agree? Let’s show you some evidence.

    1. When he looked smashing in black suit with blue and white polka dot bowtie.

    2. When he looked really regal in this family portrait.

    3. When he looked classy in this pinstripe suit, with red bowtie.

    4. When he gave the colour turquoise a new meaning.

    5. When he looked dapper in this pinstripe suit.

    6. When his shoes gave us life. Check out his sunshades!

    7. When he looked hotter than his daughter, at her wedding, in this all-white ensemble.

    Don’t you agree that he slays to the gawds?

    [zkk_poll post=15075 poll=content_block_standard_format_9]
  • 10 Pictures That Show Just How Beautiful Nigeria Is!

    10 Pictures That Show Just How Beautiful Nigeria Is!

    Nigeria is beautiful! Yes, we said it!

    Although we often complain about the bad roads, litter and often unorganised environment in our Nigerian cities/towns, there are times when we do have to give credit to Nigeria for it’s beauty and this is one of them!

    1. This breathtaking shot of Obudu mountains in Cross River

    My God!

    2. The aerial view of Bonny Island

    So much green! So much space!

    3. The forever beautiful Jos

    Always? Beautiful?

    4. River Niger bridge in Onitsha

    Potentially the perfect shot in a Nollywood movie! Not every time big mansion with white pillars in Lekki oh.

    5. The perfect postcard image from Kano

    Northern Nigeria on fleek!

    6. Another perfect image of Kano

    Can we just move to Kano?

    7. This traffic-free image of Ibadan is beautiful just for that reason

    This could be Lagos… but only on public holidays.

    8. This peaceful and well-built road in Enugu

    Lagos why u no be like this?

    9. The aerial view from this roundabout in Benin city

    Just look at it!?

    10. This picturesque roundabout in Abia

    It seems Nigerians have perfected the art of building roundabouts.

    Have you got any beautiful images of your Nigerian town or city? Share with us!

    All images from Nairaland Featured image from jujufilms

  • 10 Struggles People Who Have Failed At Their New Year’s Resolution Can Relate To

    10 Struggles People Who Have Failed At Their New Year’s Resolution Can Relate To

    1. Realizing those bowls of eba and slices of pizza have started taking you away from the road to FitFam.

    This food will not eat itself please.

    2. Staying calm and minding your business until Lagos traffic made you insult everybody around you.

    Lagos traffic is not for the meek.

    3. Getting tired on the first day of work after resolving to be more diligent at the office.

    Can we have another public holiday next week please?

    4. Skipping the first Friday/Sunday service of the year even though you planned to be more religious throughout the year.

    Shebi God will understand now.

    5. Already getting curved by a potential bae and it’s not even February yet.

    Perhaps I will be alone forever?

    6. Getting too drunk on 1st of January after resolving to quit alcohol.

    This life is per head abeg.

    7. Resetting all the 5 alarms that woke you up every morning of the past year.

    5 more minutes of sleep please.

    8. When you have already given up on having a tidy room for the rest of the year.

    I can’t kill myself abeg.

    9. When fuel scarcity and inflation are already preventing you from that good life you planned on having.

    Hay God!

    10. When you’re already too broke to start meeting your savings goals.

    Cries in empty bank account.

    How many of your resolutions have you kept or failed at? Let us know.

  • 15 Big and Small Feels We Can All Relate To

    15 Big and Small Feels We Can All Relate To
    Yagazie Emezi is a Nigerian who never seizes to amaze us with her creativity, talent and outspokenness. In addition to being a visual curator, photographer and vlogger, she is also a cartoonist. Her drawings are so whimsical and simple, yet so relatable. Here are a few of them:

    1. How you feel after taking a good shower.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93Knkvlc9f/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    2. Loving what you’ve got.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93Nhyvlcxg/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    3. Letting your dreams carry you.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_2GmmAFcyt/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    4. When you experience this natural hair problem.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93LYOTFc-f/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    5. Self-love, the best kind of love.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93QY8zlc2L/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    6. You in a social gathering.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93KdTzlc9P/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    7. Finding joy in little things.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93Ojn6lczP/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    8. Your favourite exercise position.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93Q4XiFc29/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    9. When dancing isn’t really your thing.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93MI2gFc_e/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    10. Taking a day off from all your responsibilities.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93NqFLFcxr/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    11. Stopping your friend from doing something stupid.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_2Vy30lc08/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    12. You after a break-up.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93M__tFcwp/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    13. When you love babies, but dislike when they do this.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93I5D2Fc7h/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    14. When the weather is hot and you have terrible internet.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93NMuRlcw_/?taken-by=yagalifefacts

    15. Where all great ideas come.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/93QPV9Fc16/?taken-by=yagalifefacts
    All images via Yagazie Emezi.
  • 15 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians That Are Just Tired Of This Harmattan

    15 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians That Are Just Tired Of This Harmattan

    1. You, when the harmattan first crept in to replace the insane heat.

    You didn’t realize what was coming.

    2. Till it came in full force and the dust rolled up like:

    The first disadvantage set in.

    3. When this became your how-to guide to bathing:

    This is basically an art-form at this point.

    4. You, everytime that cold water touches your back.

    5. Whenever you forget to use lip balm before leaving your house.

    My lips are cursing me right now.

    6. Your face, when you don’t use any cream.

    The struggle.

    7. When you go somewhere and the AC is on full blast.

    You people should calm down na.

    8. Your legs, if you don’t douse them in Vaseline.

    This ashy life.

    9. When the people in the north hear the rest of us complaining.

    See these ones.

    10. You, before going out vs. You, after going out.

    11. When you have to wake up in the middle of the night to put off your fan or AC.

    Cold will not kill me today.

    12. You are tired of seeing people dressing up like it’s winter.

    Where do you think you are?

    13. When the sun comes out and you can’t tell if you’re actually hot or cold.

    My body is confused.

    14. Trying to clean up during harmattan.

    15. You, waking up hoping it’s finally over, but realizing it isn’t.

    Can this thing just end?
  • 15 Things That Are Too Real For Every Nigerian Dreading The End Of The Holiday

    15 Things That Are Too Real For Every Nigerian Dreading The End Of The Holiday

    1. When it finally hits you that the holiday is over.

    Just like that?

    2. When you could have sworn the holiday was longer.

    https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/683557659941957632

    3. When you remember you’ll soon have to see your annoying boss/lecturer.

    No, God.

    4. You, trying to find where all the holiday went.

    I could have sworn I had 1 week left.

    5. When you start thinking about all the turn up you won’t be able to do again.

    Na wa oh!

    6. You, trying to go back to your old sleep schedule.

    God, epp me.

    7. When you remember that people are coming back from the village so traffic will suck again.

    The thing can pain.

    8. You, already waiting for the next public holiday like:

    I’m already tired, please.

    9. When you finally settle down and really check your account balance.

    Hay God! Was I robbed?

    10. Returning to work/school on the first day like:

    Can I just go back home?

    11. You, waiting for January salary/allowance like:

    How far that credit alert though?

    12. When someone welcomes you with “you’ve added oh!”.

    What happened to “hello”?

    13. When you finally check your weight for the first time after the holiday.

    Hian! Did I eat a human being?

    14. When coworkers /classmates you barely talk to start asking what you brought for them.

    Is this one drunk?

    15. You, during the holiday vs. You, one month after resuming work/school.

  • 10 Things That Are Too Real For Any Nigerian Who Has Ever Attended A Cross-Over Service

    10 Things That Are Too Real For Any Nigerian Who Has Ever Attended A Cross-Over Service

    1. When your parents wake you up for cross-over service.

    Can I sleep?

    2. Your mates turning up in the club vs. You turning up in church.

    3. You, trying to stay awake for the entire thing.

    The realest struggle.

    4. When sleep starts taking over and the usher tries to wake you up.

    Just don’t.

    5. When the pastor says this is the year you’ll find a spouse, but he said that last year too.

    Na so.

    6. When the pastor tells you to write what you want God to do for you in the coming year.

    Can’t even dull it.

    7. When you see that church member that only comes for cross-over night.

    See your life.

    8. You, ignoring all the ‘Happy New Year’ texts and calls.

    Don’t these ones have church.

    9. When you finally enter into the new year and the turn up intensifies.

    All the sleep will clear at this point.

    10. You, returning home after the service.

    HELP!
  • If ’12 Days Of Christmas’ Were Written By A Nigerian

    If ’12 Days Of Christmas’ Were Written By A Nigerian

    1. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A large bag of Basmati.

    2. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 2 nkwobi bowls.

    3. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 3 live hens.

    4. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 4 cans of beer.

    5. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 5 golden rings (because who doesn’t love gold?)

    6. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 6 weaves for fixing.

    7. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 7 days off, travelling.

    8. On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 8 vouchers; shopping.

    9. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 9 drummers drumming.

    10. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 10 kegs with fuel in.

    11. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 11 yards worth sewing.

    12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 12 months free browsing.

    Oya, sing it: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 12 months free browsing, 11 yards worth sewing, 10 kegs with fuel in, 9 drummers drumming, 8 vouchers; shopping, 7 days off, travelling, 6 weaves for fixing, 5 golden rings, 4 cans of beer, 3 live hens, 2 nkowbi bowls, and a large bag of Basmati.
  • 10 Of Our Favourite Indian Actors From Zee World!

    10 Of Our Favourite Indian Actors From Zee World!
    These are the actors from the different Indian dramas on Zee World that keep us entertained everyday!

    10. Varun Badola

    We all had a love-hate relationship with Varun Badola‘s bipolar character as Vikram in Breaking Free.

    9. Gulki Joshi

    Gulki Joshi‘s character as Sugni in Breaking Free attempted to change the age old tradition of the Bedni, which is prostitution.

    8. Rajshree Thakur

    The mocha-coloured skin actress mesmerised us as the main character in Saloni.

    7. Sharad Kelkar

    Sharad Kelkar acted the role Nahar Singh, Saloni Singh’s husband in Saloni.

    6. Prachi Desai

    Prachi showed her versatility as an actor in The Promise. Her character, Baani, went through various dramatic changes in.

    5. Ram Kapoor

    Ram Kapoor’s character as Jay Walia in The Promise had us happy, sad and most times, frustrated.

    4. Abhishek Rawat

    As Shekar in the drama Laali, Abhishek was the selfless rich boy from the mansion, who always wanted to help others.

    3. Ratan Rajput

    We all rooted for Ratan Rajput‘s character in Laali.

    2. Kratika Sengar

    Kratika Sengar captivated us with her awesome performance as Aarti the wife of Yash Sindhia in Married Again.

    1. Gurmeet Choudhary

    Gurmeet’s character Yash Sindhia in Married Again had us rushing home every night at 8 pm, just to make sure we didn’t miss the show!
  • The Top 10 Party Songs Of 2015

    The Top 10 Party Songs Of 2015

    1. Gbese – Lil Kesh

    You can’t be still after hearing ‘skiborobo skibo oshey baddest’.

    2. Reggae Blues -Harrysong ft. Olamide, Kcee, Iyanya & Orezi

    The song with the golden line “even your boo get a boo.”

    3. Shakiti Bobo – Olamide

    Eyin Omo Wobe!

    4. Indomie -Masterkraft ft CDQ and Olamide

    This jam will have you curling into impossible positions.

    5. Lagos Boys- Olamide

    Everything Sneh!

    6. Duro – Tekno

    The grooviest love song of of the year.

    7. My woman, My everything- Patoranking ft. Wande Coal

    My woman, My Everything!  Two wise men.

    8. Efejoku – Lil Kesh ft. Viktoh

    This is another club banger from Lil Kesh.

    9. The Sound – Davido ft. Uhuru and DJ Buckz

    This song is a huge jam, the best song to do crazy moves to.

    10. Godwin – Korede Bello

    Everything na Godwin!

    What other songs rocked 2015 for you ?

  • 10 Dishes You Will Find In Most Nigerian Homes On Christmas

    10 Dishes You Will Find In Most Nigerian Homes On Christmas
    December 25th is a well anticipated holiday. A time to be merry and of course eat without any form of guilt, because its Christmas and we always plan to start working out again in January. Here are some dishes you will find in Nigerian homes on this special day.

    1. Jollof Rice

    This is number one on the list just because it could as well be regarded as the most popular food in Nigeria. Almost every home will have this accompanied with plantains and some special meat.

    2. Fried rice

    Could be said to be an alternative or a second option to Jollof rice even though this may spark a debate of preferences. This dish takes special skill and effort to get correct most times and when it is done well it is amazing!

    3. Pounded yam

    This dish has pervaded the whole country and a huge number of people love it especially with their favorite soups; egusi, vegetable and assorted meats. Heavenly.

    4. Banga soup and starch

    This delicacy is special to the people of the Niger-Delta and southern parts of the country. When made the right way will make you happy honestly. What better way to celebrate Christmas than with Starch and Banga!

    5. Moin Moin

    Mostly served as an accompanying dish, this protein packed dish is usually best with the fillings and when paired with jollof or fried rice is perfect.

    6. Nkwobi

    Most people go out to eat this special delicacy, which makes it the best dish to fit a special occasion like Christmas. Everyone who has experienced eating Nkwobi always ends up wanting more.

    7. Tuwo Shinkafa

    This delicacy from the northern part of Nigeria, could be considered as a staple just like other traditional delicacies. Eating a meal like this on a a special day makes it feel different and more amazing.

    8. Small Chops

    This is the blanket term used to describe snacks and finger food. Meat pies, puff puff, chin chin, asun, gizdodo and a ton of others. Definitely one of these would be on the dining table on Christmas.

    9. Coleslaw or salad

    We bet you said “yesss” to this. Most homes will have this on their tables for Christmas because it goes perfectly with Jollof or fried rice or sometimes just by itself. If you know, you know.

    10. Cake

    The number one dessert. Sometimes homemade or sometimes purchased to order. We think why most families have this on their tables is so they can use it to entertain guests along with cold soft drinks. We hope we did not miss any dish out.
  • 15 Things That Perfectly Describe Growing Up With An Older Brother

    15 Things That Perfectly Describe Growing Up With An Older Brother

    1. When he thinks he’s entitled to the remote because he’s older.

    Oya eat it now.

    2. When you have to clean the whole house but he only has to wash the car.

    Someone cannot even be younger in peace.

    3. When you knew you were the younger – favorite – child, so you rubbed it in his face.

    Can’t touch this!

    4. When he stood up for you against someone.

    That’s my brother.

    5. When he got in trouble with your parents and it was just so much fun to watch.

    Yes please, go on.

    6. When you got in trouble for something your elder brother did because he lied better.

    I’m betrayed.

    7. When your parents blame him for your bad behavior.

    *evil laugh*

    8. When your friends come over and they start talking about how cute your brother is.

    Jesus! Can you people shut up!

    9. When your parents go out and leave your older brother in charge of you.

    Can I write my will now?

    10. When your brother brings over a new friend, and the friend is fine!

    Look at God.

    11. When you hit him and then had to run away as fast you could.

    You can’t catch me.

    12. When he asked for a bite of your food and then ate the whole damn thing.

    You animal.

    13. When you were used to playing together but he suddenly got older and moved on.

    I just want my brother back.

    14. When he tries to convince you not to tell your parents about something bad he’s done.

    BEG ME!

    15. If you’re a boy, then his hand-me-downs littered your wardrobe as a kid.

    Don’t look at me.

    16. But then you realize you love him a lot, because he secretly looked after you.

    Really, everyone should have an older brother.
  • 10 New Year’s Resolution Fails Nigerians Make

    10 New Year’s Resolution Fails Nigerians Make

    At the end of the year, it is perfectly normal to take inventory and plan for a better year ahead.

    While some of these resolutions come to life, others just end up as classic fails.

    Here are 10 resolution fails that Nigerians make at the end of every year.

    1. Celibacy

    We’re not saying it’s impossible sha.

    2. Joining fit-fam.

    Eba and akpu will not let someone be great.

    3. Travelling the world.

    LOL! Can you hear your bank account laughing?

    4. Saving more money than before.

    All the bills of the next year are waiting in the corner like.

    5. Giving up on Yoruba Demons.

    Is that even possible?

    6. Paying tithe more regularly.

    Jesus is watching you sha.

    7. Going completely off Twitter and Instagram.

    Where are you going to do all that amebo?

    8. Changing your amebo ways and minding your business.

    That’s what you said last year.

    9. Staying calm and not insulting your fellow Nigerians.

    Keep calm in Nigeria? LOL!

    10. Quitting alcohol and your womanizing ways.

    What other resolutions do you have planned for the new year?

  • 15 Things That Are Too Real For Anyone Who Has Ever Had To Deal With Lagos Traffic

    15 Things That Are Too Real For Anyone Who Has Ever Had To Deal With Lagos Traffic

    1. When it still manages to surprise you at the beginning of every week.

    https://twitter.com/Erisean_Logic/status/615781671401426944

    2. How Lagos traffic looks at you, when you try to make plans.

    3. The never-ending war:

    4. When you try, against your better judgement, to be nice.

    5. This scary but true prediction:

    https://twitter.com/BeardedCoquet/status/645883266566893568

    6. When you form sharp guy and switch lanes.

    7. When you realize the traffic has actually taught you something.

    https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/650276286057811969

    8. This surefire guide to avoiding it:

    9. That pain you feel when you see bikes just gliding through.

    10. The Lagos traffic starter pack:

    https://twitter.com/frankdonga_/status/542703211501862913

    11. This incredibly apt tweet:

    https://twitter.com/SageSeid/status/655076734828728320

    12. The way traffic stops you on your way back from work.

    13. When you try to follow a shortcut.

    14. The side-effects:

    15. When you finally find out what was actually causing the traffic.

    https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/650020557203881984
  • 10 Things That Are Too Real For Every Nigerian Muslim During Christmas

    10 Things That Are Too Real For Every Nigerian Muslim During Christmas

    1. When you tell people you don’t celebrate Christmas they be like

    What type of childhood did you have?

    2. When you say you still believe in Jesus though

    Is that a thing?

    3. You, as a child when you watched other kids wearing their fine clothes on Christmas day

    I’ll have my revenge during Eid.

    4. When people expect you to know every Christmas carol

    Really?

    5. When others are getting into the Christmas mood

    why are you people so happy all of a sudden?

    6. Preparing for all the awesome events during the period like

    My body is ready!

    7. When your boss wants you to work during the holidays because you don’t celebrate Christmas

    Let’s not be unfortunate please.

    8. While others are getting turned up on the 25th

    Wake me up on the 27th.

    9. You, plotting graphs on how to devour all the plates of jollof you will receive

    10. When the food finally arrives with big pieces of chicken

    You guys are the MVP sha.
  • 10 Reasons To Marry A Nigerian

    10 Reasons To Marry A Nigerian
    We gave you 10 hilarious reasons to marry an oyinbo person but what about the pros of marrying a Nigerian? Nigerians are some of the happiest people in the entire world. Even with all the daily challenges. What could be better than spending the rest of one’s life with one of the happiest people in the world. If you need more reasons we’ve got it covered.

    1. Nigerians are beautiful

    Every tribe or culture boasts of the most beautiful people you will ever see. Both men and women are beauties to behold. The beautiful kids that will come about. And will have you like “look at God!”.

    2. You will always be well fed

    Nigerians know quite well that the way to the heart is through the belly most times. We could be classified as the “stomach welfare” country  as we cook good food, and eat good food. Guaranteed you will never be hungry.

    3. Always ready for anything

    Nigerians have a saying “there is nothing that is coming from above, the ground cannot take”. We live by this so you can be rest assured that a Nigerian spouse can handle any challenge. How do you think we have coped with unstable electricity all this while.

    4. Prepare to be spoiled

    It is standard, when you are in a relationship with a Nigerian it will feel like the time of your life. Gifts, outings, trips, money for hair, gifts for his birthday. See Nigerians are simply the best.

    5. Nigerians are always respectful and well trained

    This is one huge forte of our people. They always give respect when it is due, whether it is to parents, in-laws, slightly elderly people or even dead people. See how much we respect other humans around us.

    6. Nigerians always have an education and ambition

    Nigerians are one of the most educated sets of people in the world. And any Nigerian you will come across has a substantial level of education and either strive to get more or is really ambitious. You know we have to make that money to impress our spouses and friends.

    7. Nigerian weddings are the best

    Wedding ceremonies in Nigeria are one of the best events you will see. From the introduction to the engagement, to the wedding and the reception, it is always live! The food, music, decor, traditional attires, emcees and a lot more is always a bauty to behold.

    8. Nigerians are hardworking

    This fact can not be stressed enough. This country boasts of the most hardworking people. Marrying someone who is hardworking guarantees that your every need will be catered to whether you are the husband or the wife.

    9. Nigerians are romantic

    Every tribe in Nigeria has endearing words for their loved ones. When a Nigerian is wooing or praising his or her spouse, it is indeed one of the best things to hear. From “Iyawo mi”, to “Omalicha nwa” there are a ton of them.

    10. Your wedding proposal will be amazing

    Nigerians have really stepped up the game in this aspect. Be sure that you being proposed to will be a very interesting event in an interesting place with the best photographers. What a way to set the pace for a marriage. What other reason would you want to marry a Nigerian?
  • 15 Things Only People Still Living With Their Nigerian Parents Can Fully Understand

    15 Things Only People Still Living With Their Nigerian Parents Can Fully Understand

    1. When you have to become their personal driver.

    “Oya! Take me to the market.”

    2. You, trying to find some privacy.

    The absolute worst.

    3. When they always manage to find something to lecture you about.

    Hay God!

    4. When your friends that live alone start complaining about bills.

    Who sent you?

    5. You, when your friends say they want to visit.

    Uhm. Maybe some other time.

    6. When they start complaining about you always being in your room.

    Can I be, please?

    7. When you try to form adult for them.

    “Under my roof?”

    8. When they start inventing weird chores for you to do.

    “Clean the back of the TV and under the car.”

    9. When they keep shouting your name without ever saying what they want.

    What is it sef?

    10. You, when they are sleeping vs. Them, when you are sleeping.

    It can pain.

    11. When you stay out late without calling them.

    “You will come home and meet me.”

    12. When they call you to get something that is right beside them.

    Na wa oh!

    13. When they send you to bring something and you say you couldn’t find it.

    “If I go and I find it…”

    14. When every small thing you do starts to annoy them.

    It’s like it is time to move out.

    15. When you’re out with your guys and they call you to start coming home.

    See ehn, this one hurts.
  • 8 Fake Body Parts Nigerian Women Can Buy In a Nigerian Market

    8 Fake Body Parts Nigerian Women Can Buy In a Nigerian Market

    It is the century of really weird beauty standards and it wouldn’t be surprising to find out the woman beside you might be wearing a lot of fake body parts.

    Here are 8 enhanced body parts you don’t need surgery to get in Nigeria:

    1. Brazilian and all the types of oriental hair on earth

    It used to belong to some girl but it’s mine now.

    2. Eyelashes

    Long eyelashes are for flying to the land of fleek please.

    3. Nails

    Nobody’s nails should be this long.

    4. Flat stomach

    Thanks to your waist trainer, you can eat all that eba and get away with it.

    5. Eyebrows

    https://www.instagram.com/p/-1_Hn7S8hr/
    What a time to be alive!

    6. Braids

    Just look at the laid edges.

    7. Butt pads and Body Magic

    Nobody got time for squats.

    8. Silicon breast pads

    Wow! No need to have surgery.

    There are more grounds to be broken in this artificial body parts business and we are ready for it!

    Featured Image credit: Peniel Enchil
  • All The Things That Happen On A Plane Filled With Nigerians

    All The Things That Happen On A Plane Filled With Nigerians
    You can almost always spot a Nigerian anywhere. There’s just something special that makes us stand out. Here’s a list of all the signs that show that Nigerians are on a plane.

    There’s usually no space for hand luggage because everyone else has like 10 carry on bags

    And you might see some people taking pictures in the first class compartment then going to seat in coach

    And there’s a queue 5 hours before the plane is scheduled for departure

    And you can hear people shouting and trying to let everyone know they’re VIPs

    And you can see huge ‘Ghana must go’ bags everywhere

    And there’s a lot of noise and babies crying

    https://twitter.com/TheBlackHermit/status/678484268486651904

    There’s always that one person who holds a fervent prayer session before the plane takes off

    And the one who screams ‘Blood of Jesus’ when there’s slight turbulence

    And everyone claps when the plane finally lands

    https://twitter.com/swavvy_T/status/630120857948528640

    What other things happen on a plane filled with Nigerians?

  • How To Make It As A Nigerian Motivational Speaker

    How To Make It As A Nigerian Motivational Speaker

    1. Pick a subject matter.

    Wealth, success etc. Because you don’t want people to look up to you for everything. You’re not anybody’s daddy.

    2. Make up ‘inspirational’ stories about your life and experiences.

    See, truth is: no one will know if you’re lying. They were not there.

    3. Prepare your faux-deep messages.

    It’s 2015. If it’s not deep, it’s not valid.

    4. Always have go-to rhymes.

    https://twitter.com/_Lolu/status/666347614527426560
    “You need information to stay in formation.” How else will you capture audience attention – on posters and in tweets?

    5. Pick popular people or examples to support your subject matter.

    “The 7-star hotel in Dubai was built based on aspiration, inspiration and perspiration.”

    6. Always be vague. You want to leave them thinking.

    In everything you should remember, this is an elaborate con. The less details, the better.

    7. Borrow an accent.

    A British one would be nice; but when in doubt, mix them up! The goal is confusion.

    8. Use more words than you really need.

    You need to work hard. = You need to embrace fully, the entirety of values behind laborious labor.

    9. Contradict other motivational speakers.

    This is extremely important. People need to know you’re the smartest, most inspiring person alive.

    10. Write a book. Then write 7 more books saying EXACTLY the same thing in 7 new ways.

    You know, SEO.

    11. Sell yourself as a life consultant/coach.

    It’s the law of natural progression.
  • 17 Things Anyone Who Has Ever Been To A Nigerian Church Will Completely Understand

    17 Things Anyone Who Has Ever Been To A Nigerian Church Will Completely Understand

    1. When the usher tries to lead you to the front seat.

    That what happened?

    2. You, if you miss praise and worship.

    It can pain.

    3. When you hear “I don’t want to take too much of your time”.

    We will be here all day.

    4. When the pastor tells you to turn to your neighbour, but your neighbour turns to someone else.

    Wow. What a betrayal.

    5. You, when the pastor says a prayer for financial breakthrough.

    AMENNNNNNNNN!!!!

    6. When you hear “after the service the youths should stay behind”.

    Nope.

    7. You, when an usher tells you to stand up during prayer.

    Why?

    8. When the pastor says “welcome 3 people” and a 4th person approaches you.

    I’m done.  Thanks.

    9. How everyone looks at you when you’re a first timer:

    What na?

    10. How you feel when you’re the first timer:

    Well, this is awkward.

    11. You, when you hear “it’s offering time”.

    Where did I put that money?

    12. When you’re broke and you hear “second offering”.

    Ah. Not today.

    13. When an usher tells you to put your phone away.

    As my bible is now inside it ehn?

    14. When the pastor is preaching about immorality and keeps looking in your direction.

    Hay! What did God tell pastor now?

    15. When you open the bible passage before the pastor starts reading.

    As a boss.

    16. When the pastor says “hold someone’s hand and pray” but you can’t find anyone to pair up with.

    Uhm. Now what?

    17. When you hear “we will be rounding up shortly”.

    You said that an hour ago.
  • 15 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Don’t Joke With Their Sleep

    15 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Don’t Joke With Their Sleep

    1. You, every morning.

    The daily struggle.

    2. When someone wakes you up too early.

    Are you mad?

    3. When someone calls in the middle of the night and asks “were you asleep?”

    See question.

    4. When you see someone on your bed.

    Who is this one?

    5. You, struggling not to fall asleep in public places

    I’m not strong enough.

    6. Your motto:

    Words to live by.

    7. You, if you don’t get your 8 hours.

    You’ll just be cranky anyhow.

    8. When someone invites you to a night vigil.

    Nope, Nah. Never.

    9. How other people set their alarm vs. How you need to set yours

    If not you won’t wake up.

    10. When someone tells you they only sleep for 3 hours.

    So what should I now do?

    11. You, when your mates are turning up on Friday night.

    This is the real turn up.

    12. When you sleep so much you actually wake up exhausted.

    I need more sleep,

    13. When you try to ‘rest your eyes’ and wake up a year later.

    Just like that?

    14. What you think about all day at work:

    Your love.

    15. You can fall asleep literally anywhere.

    ANYWHERE.
  • 15 Struggles Of Every Nigerian Trying To Lose Weight

    15 Struggles Of Every Nigerian Trying To Lose Weight
    I recently started an Aloe Vera diet…

    1. When you’re on a diet and all everyone around you seems to want to do is eat.

    Jesus take the wheel!

    2. When you promise yourself not to eat sugars. Then you basically only eat sugars.

    I tried please.

    3. When you first enter a gym and the low self esteem hits you. Hard.

    Are these not people like me?!

    4. When you awkwardly stand around the gym because you have absolutely no idea how to use a machine.

    What are all these gadgets?!

    5. When “that one person” follows you around the gym trying to give you advice on your form.

    Who asked you?!

    6. When you exercise and then get sweat in all the WORST places.

    Wait, is that batman on my ass?

    7. When you try a new workout and realize you have no clue what you’re doing.

    Left…right…no?

    8. When someone tries to get you to buy fitness tea.

    Get away from me, Instagram Satan.

    9. When you start a new 2-week diet but you end it 3 hours after you started.

    I cannot come and die.

    10. When you start hearing about all the foods that are bad for you.

    Please kill me now.

    11. When someone asks how your diet is going.

    LMAO, you say?

    12. When you tell yourself you need to lose weight but you end up gaining more.

    Is this life?

    13. When you have to listen to people brag about how hard they worked out or how much weight they lifted.

    Oya, have a cookie.

    14. This is you the day after leg exercises.

    Can. Not. Walk.

    15. When you tell yourself that losing weight is not by force, so you eat to your heart’s satisfaction.

    Please don’t look at me.
  • 10 Things Nigerians Say During The Festive Period

    10 Things Nigerians Say During The Festive Period

    1. Where is my Christmas gift?

    Be generous!

    2. Do Christmas for us now?

    Share some love abeg.

    3. Won’t you give us Christmas money?

    Because everyone knows Christmas is just an excuse to spend the money you saved all year.

    4. Compliments of the season!

    This is the most heartfelt wish you’ll get.

    5. We’re coming to eat rice and chicken o!

    What’s Christmas without jollof rice and chicken?

    6. Where are the Christmas chickens?

    There better be chickens.

    7. Christmas service was so interesting!

    Everyone knows church is most lit on christmas day.

    8. We’re spending Christmas in the village o!

    Because there’s nothing better than Christmas in in the village.

    9. Where’s my Christmas hamper?

    Better bring the goodies.

    10. How are we doing Christmas?

    Excuse you? [zkk_poll post=13700 poll=content_block_standard_format_10]
  • 10 Reasons To Marry An Oyinbo Person

    10 Reasons To Marry An Oyinbo Person
    Getting married to someone from another race is a beautiful thing. Here are a few reasons why you should definitely get married to an “oyinbo” person.

    1. Accent

    Foreign accents sound so beautiful. Of course who does not want to have to hear a foreign accent every day and every evening when their partner is back from work or in bed.

    2. Romance

    We’ve heard that people from other parts of the world are more romantic partners. Well ladies you sure want those flowers and gifts. Guys, you also want those surprise PlayStation consoles and games. Go for it!

    3. Adventure

    Getting married to someone from a different country will give you an opportunity to explore another country as well as experience a culture different from yours. They say they love to explore new places.

    4. True love

    Most times when people get married from different backgrounds it is most likely real love for each other regardless of what anyone says. Chances are you guys will  be together forever.

    5. Fancy wedding

    We cannot overemphasize this. It is not every time that an oyinbo and a Nigerian get married. Your wedding will be the talk of the town. It will cause traffic. For this sole reason you should be convinced.

    6. Bellanaija/Instagram wedding accounts coverage

    Your wedding is not on the famous Instagram accounts? You are doing something wrong. Definitely getting married to a foreign person will attract attention, just make sure your photographer is amazing.

    7. Different currencies at the wedding

    Aha. You thought we will skip this. No. For sure the wedding reception will be financially standard with different currencies being sprayed the guests. In this economic crunch period… Are you convinced yet?

    8. People will use your wedding photos as “goals”

    We sure do all want to be role models, being tagged as “goals” is like an advanced level of being a role model. People will use you as a prayer point. Come on!

    9. Mixed children

    Think about it, your kids will be mixed. And social media is obsessed with mixed babies. They can do a photo shoot when they are six months. Imagine the endorsement requests.

    10. Dual citizenship

    You see the way foreigners passport colors are set up. They sure are not green. Getting married will make you a citizen of whatever country they are from. This reason can stand up to any rebuttal. Make sure it is done for love. Any other reason  makes it illegal. Disclaimer: This post is written in jest of the social media obsession with the mixed race life. Don’t take this too seriously. Or use it as your guide in choosing your spouse ?
  • All The Things That Happen When You Lose Your Phone In Nigeria

    All The Things That Happen When You Lose Your Phone In Nigeria
    It’s the festive season again and as you should know by now, it’s one of the surest times to lose your beloved gadgets if you’re not careful. I’ve then noticed that when Nigerians lose their phones, there’s an almost predictable set of events that must happen. Don’t agree? Check below.

    1. Let’s say you’re with your friends (or fellow Yoruba demons) just chilling and having fun.

    Or discussing how to break the next heart.

    2. Then one of your guys asks..

    Abeg gimme 1 minute for your phone.

    3. And that’s when trouble starts and you suddenly notice you’re not with your phone. So you ask around and then they all tell you they’re not with it and you’re like…

    Ah! Rough play.

    4. So you collect one person’s phone to call your phone maybe you’ll hear it ring…

    Ring. Please. Ring. God oh!

    5. And all your guys are looking at you like…

    Hafa e dey ring?

    6. But by then the thief has already switched it off and is en route computer village like…

    7. It’s now switched off. By this time panic is slowly setting in but you don’t want to think of the obvious so you and your squad search all around for it like…

    Una don see am?

    8. The optimist in you wants to assume the phone is probably dead but the devil comes at you in your mind like…

    Oga was the phone not on 98% 30 mins ago? How can it be dead? Ehn??

    9. This is when the foolish questions start pouring from your friends. Even though in your mind you plan to react like this…

    “Where did you put it?”, “Did you see anybody take it?”, “How much credit was in it?” and so on. Una dey mad? How would I have seen somebody take it?

    10. But you dunno when you just break down like…

    I no know oo. My iPhone 6!!

    11. Then you try to retrace your steps and see if you can remember where you dropped it. You also check your pocket for the 10th time just in case you didn’t notice it the last 9 times…

    But e no dey my pocket na, where e con dey? ?

    12. You suddenly develop trust issues and ask your friends repeatedly if they’re trying to play a prank on you by hiding your phone but they’re like…

    E no dey my hand na seriously. Check am.

    13. That’s when the hope in you starts fading like make-up on a girl’s face after a swimming date and then you begin to cry to the Lord…

    Ah God! Why me? After all my tithes and offerings. Please you must show yourself strong in my life oo.

    14. After about 6 hours and still no luck, you’ve finally accepted the reality and brace yourself to tell your parents. You start with mumsy of course and she’s just looking at you explain throughout like…

    15. You also ask her not to tell daddy but as an African woman with good home training she hurries to snitch to the man and he’s like…

    Ehn?! Phone that we just bought for him last month? Call him here.

    16. And he gives you the tongue-lashing of destiny that makes you wonder if Jesus really took away your shame on the cross…

    Chai! My life *cries in iPhone 6 money*

    17. Few days later you start rocking your Nokia torchlight phone until money for another phone shows.

    Because nothing can switch off the light that’s in you ✌ The end. Written by Zikoko contributor Sagachristos
  • 10 Things That Should Be Left In 2015

    10 Things That Should Be Left In 2015

    1. Lame pick up lines

    https://twitter.com/s_yewande/status/674295911758045184

    2. The uncool pose

    3. People who think think they’re funny because they can switch accents and and do imitations

    https://twitter.com/ConorOnline/status/675019923018641409

    4. Reading extra meaning into ordinary things

    https://twitter.com/Buz_White/status/672843247895642112

    5. Your debtors

    6. The same old fake resolutions that never last

    7. Eyebrows that aren’t on fleek

    8. Phones with cracked screens

    https://twitter.com/KetuBoi/status/666569031885987840

    9. Nollywood movies with terrible plots

    10. Asking for follow backs

    https://twitter.com/KenzoLM_/status/666264948062949377

    11. What other things do you think should be left in 2015?

  • 7 Beautiful Images Of Zanzibar That Will Make Your Day

    7 Beautiful Images Of Zanzibar That Will Make Your Day

    Travel is one of the only things we spend money on which makes us richer.

     Africa is beautiful, despite the many news reports and stories that would have us believe otherwise. Many countries in Africa are making the most of their natural resources, building a wonderful tourism sector. Here are some beautiful pictures from Zanzibar, Tanzania, in East Africa, that should make you want to see the real thing for yourself. Trust us, the pictures do it no justice.

    1. Overlooking the beautiful Indian Ocean from Chumbe Island.

    2. Leaving Chumbe Island at high tide.

    3. No big deal, just taking a seaside stroll on the beach in Zanzibar.

    4. The view from a seaside room at the Dongwe Beach resort in Zanzibar. Who wouldn’t want to wake up to this?

    5. Watching the sun set from the Michamvi Pingwe beach after a sunset cruise.

    6. The Rock restaurant in Michamvi – Literally a restaurant built on ocean rock. You walk through the water at low tide, then take a boat back to shore during high tide.

    7. Dining on the most amazing seafood at The Rock restaurant, Zanzibar. Come chop!

    All images taken by Lamide Akintobi.

    Lamide Akintobi is an award-winning freelance journalist, documentary maker and TV personality with a passion for storytelling, travel, adventure and more than a little wanderlust in her soul, which is why she started recording and editing her travels around the world. She currently hosts “The Spot” on Ebonylife TV and spends lots of time plotting world domination and daydreaming about more epic travel adventures.

    Check out this video on her trip to Zanzibar from her ‘Travel With Me’ series:

    To find out more about Lamide and her ‘Travel With Me’ series check out her YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/lamideakintobi, her website at www.LamideLive.com, and follow her on Twitter, on Instagram and on snapchat  (@LamideLive).
  • 10 Most Common Lies Nigerians Tell

    10 Most Common Lies Nigerians Tell
    In a lot of instances, Nigerians are quick to dish out excuses or complaints and most of the time, it is really hard to believe them. Here are a few of the regular lies that roll from Nigerian lips.

    1. “I am not at home”

    From creditors to landlords to people who you really do not want to see, this is the number one lie Nigerians tell whoever is home with them to tell on their behalf.

    2. “I’m broke”

    When it is time to contribute, or to spend money, or to buy aso-ebi this is the number one lie. We don’t know if Nigerians are really broke or they are just overly frugal.

    3. “I am stuck in traffic”

    This lie is really particular to Lagosians, and comes in handy because of the regular traffic jams. People could even use this as an excuse to be late to their own funerals.

    4. “I’m a little bit down”

    This is handy for; “Can you come help us set up this event?” “Can you come for the youth meeting?” “Can we get married today?” Nigerians will use this lie to get out of any commitment.

    5. “Trust me I’m not lying”

    This lie is the default red flag for “I am a huge liar”. We have gotten used to it now and we can use it to detect liars from 100 kilometers away.

    6. “I ran out of credit”

    This one works for every situation when you did not communicate properly; ” Why did you not call to inform us?” “Why did you not tell us you were about to die?” Perfect lie to get out of being blamed.

    7. “I’m almost there”

    This is probably a universal lie but Nigerians use this at will. It gets really annoying especially if the person running late has the keys to the house and you really want to use the bathroom.

    8. “Don’t worry I will handle it”

    Nothing screams “I am incompetent” more than this lie. Nigerian tailors use this one like they say “good morning”. When someone tells you this, keep an eye on everything they do.

    9. “My house is not that far”

    Residents of Ajah, Epe, outskirts of Abuja,

    10. “I will pay you back next week, trust me”

    Nigerians do this habitually, well not all Nigerians but the chronic debtors will throw this lie out just to get you to part with your hard earned money. Beware!
  • 15 Pictures That Are Too Accurate For Nigerian Adults During Christmas

    15 Pictures That Are Too Accurate For Nigerian Adults During Christmas

    1. You only remembered it was Christmas when you started seeing decorations.

    When you were a kid, you already started thinking about Christmas from October.

    2. When people start asking you to “do Christmas” for them.

    When you were a kid, people were the ones “doing Christmas” for you.

    3. You, trying to find your Christmas spirit.

    When you were a kid, your Christmas spirit was in full force by November.

    4. When relatives no longer feel the need to give you Christmas money.

    When you were a kid, that was your major source of income.

    5. You, wondering what gifts to get your parents that won’t bankrupt you.

    When you were a kid, that was their wahala.

    6. When you see kids on holiday and remember your leave will soon end.

    That used to be you.

    7. You, waiting for Christmas to end so the price of things can go back to normal.

    When you were a kid, you couldn’t care less.

    8. When there is no one to buy you Christmas clothes and shoes.

    When you were a kid, it was a necessity.

    9. You actually now know the price of Christmas decorations.

    When you were a kid, you just assumed it came with the house.

    10. When you start getting calls from your cousins in the village.

    When you were a kid, they called your parents instead.

    11. Praying for your account balance throughout the holiday like:

    When you were a kid, this was your money month.

    12. When you see people with Christmas decorations in their homes.

    When you were a kid, your house was the first to put up decorations.

    13. You as a kid on Christmas day vs. You as an adult on Christmas day.

    Too real.

    14. When you realize Christmas as an adult is actually pretty boring.

    When you were a kid, there was alwyas an event to attend.

    15. When you have to spend the entire holiday entertaining visitors.

    When you were a kid, all you had to do was greet them and leave.
  • 26 Korean Dramas You Should Definitely Watch

    26 Korean Dramas You Should Definitely Watch
    Are you new to the world of Korean drama? Already hooked and looking for new ones to watch? Then these are the series you should definitely watch, and if you’ve seen them already, you should definitely watch them again! Of course, this list isn’t exhaustive, but these ones are a must-see!

    26. Pinnochio

    Pinocchio centres around the story of a man who hides a special talent living under a fake name and a woman who cannot lie due to ‘Pinocchio Syndrome’.

    25. Marriage Not Dating

    A romantic comedy about a man who doesn’t want to get married and a woman who really wants to get married.

    24. Rooftop Prince

    A prince from the Joseon* era travels to present-day Seoul with a special team he put together, in order to solve the mysterious death of the woman he loved. To his surprise, when he arrives, he meets a woman that looks exactly like her. However, it’s not only the princess who has a modern-day doppelganger.

    23. The Producers

    If you want to know what goes on behind the scene in Korean dramas with added romance along the way, then you should definitely watch this drama.

    22. Lie To Me

    A mid-level government employee in the Ministry of Culture, has been single ever since her friend stole her first love in college. When her friend, now married, re-enters her life and triumphs over her, Ah Jung impulsively lies that she is also married. A snowball of minor misunderstandings later, the rumor has spread to everyone that the president of a hotel chain and one of Korea‘s wealthiest, most eligible bachelors and the main character are married.

    21. My Girlfriend is a Gumiho

    It’s otherwise known as “My Girlfriend is a Nine-tailed Fox”. Cha Dae Woong is a spoiled brat with plans to become a successful action star. One day, on the run from his rich grandfather’s latest fit of rage towards him, he accidentally frees a nine-tailed fox, Gu Mi Ho, who has been imprisoned in a painting for 500 years.

    20. City Hunter

    A revenge drama done right. In 1983, 21 South Korean military operatives are sent into North Korea on a secret mission. After completing their mission, they are executed by their own side in a government cover-up. The sole survivor, Lee Jin Pyo, watches as his closest friend dies beside him. Taking his friend’s son under his wing, Jin Pyo raises him as his own and trains him with one goal: to take revenge on the men responsible for this massacre.

    19. Oh My Venus

    Starring  So Ji Sub as Kim Young Ho and Shin Min Ah as Kang Joo Eun. Joo Eun was the IT girl in her high school days, who had the looks, is now an overweight spinster. What’s more is her old classmate turned rival has gone from being an outcast to a beautiful accomplished lawyer hell bent on making Joo Eun miserable. But Joo Eun works to return to her old self, with the help of the hot chaebol* and exercise coach, Young Ho.

    18. Kill Me, Heal Me

    Kill Me Heal Me is about a man who suffered immense trauma and has psychologically developed 7 different identities and his psychiatrist who is dedicated to helping him.

    17. Arang and the Magistrate

    Arang is a ghost who must uncover the mystery of her death. She meets Kim Eun Oh, a man who can see ghosts and they end up falling for each other.

    16. Queen In-hyung’s Man

    Kim Boong Do, a noble scholar, unexpectedly travels into the future and meets Choi Hee Jin, an aspiring actress who secured the role of Queen In Hyun.

    15. First Shop of the Coffee Prince

    This romantic comedy tells the story of Han Kyul, the handsome son of a wealthy hotelier family who is set in his bachelor ways and constantly deflects his family’s attempts to make him commit. He hires a goofy young delivery boy Eun Chan to pretend to be his gay lover to scare away his family’s set-ups. Trouble starts when Han Kyul begins to get to know the hardworking and lovable Eun Chan, and begins to develop real feelings for him, only to discover that “he” is actually a girl disguised as a boy.

    14. Heirs

    Heirs follows a group of privileged, elite high school students as they are groomed to take over their families’ business empires. They seem to have everything under control – except their love lives.

    13. It’s Okay, It’s Love

    A drama about, Jang Jae Yul, a mystery writer and radio DJ suffering from a obsession and Ji Hae Soo who’s in a fellowship program to be a psychiatrist because she doesn’t want to perform surgeries. After she meets Jang Jae-Yeol, her life goes through big changes.

    12. Fated To Love You

    Fated to Love You is a 20 episode 2014 Korean drama about a shy girl and dynamic man whose initial encounter results in pregnancy and a subsequent marriage. Their road to love is not straightforward or easy.

    11. Gu Family Book

    Choi Kang Chi is half gumiho and half human. Not fully belonging to either world, Kang Chi has to find his place and he meets Dam Yeo Wool, a skilled archer who accepts him for who he is.

    10. The Greatest Love

    Goo Ae Jung is a former girl group member whose popularity has waned despite her sweet personality. Dokko Jin is the top action star in Korea who privately has an arrogant side. When Goo Ae Jung enters a variety show that fakes marriages between celebrities and “normal people,” she gets entangled in a love square with her ex-bandmate, Dokko Jin, and adorable Eastern medicine doctor.

    9. Master’s Sun

    After she begins seeing ghosts, Tae Gong Shil’s promising future self-destructs. She can’t hold down a job, have regular friendships, or even get a good night’s sleep, because the ghosts find her wherever she goes. But then she meets Joo Joong Won, who can make her spectral companions disappear with a single touch. She starts to feel in control of her life for the first time since her inexplicable powers appeared. In return for staying by his side, she helps Joong Won solve a mystery that has haunted him for more than a decade.

    8. Healer

    A mysterious messenger, an online newspaper reporter who only concerns her own interests and a popular reporter who agonizes over the truth and reality. When these three people meet the truths from the past and present reveal themselves to the world.

    7. Moon Embraces The Sun

    Heo Yeon Woo was intended to be the King’s wife but due to palace conspiracies, she almost loses her life. After many years, she comes back as a shaman Wol without her memories and she meets the King once again.

    6. Oh My Ghostess

    What do you get when a ghost inhabits the body of a female lead with inferiority complex? The makings of a really good drama! And that’s what you’ll get.

    5. Answer Me Series

    It’s otherwise known as the “Reply Me” series. The Answer Me franchise has built its identity around feel-good nostalgia for simpler times, first loves, and friends that become family. It’s hard to make prequels or sequels that are as good as the initial movie or series. But this drama has managed to do just that plus more. First was Answer Me 1997…
    Then Answer Me 1994…
    Then Answer Me 1988.
    Each one is better than the last one. How awesome is that?

    4. Secret Garden

    This drama is totally hilarious with the jinxes that come with a body swap occurrence. This quirky, high concept drama follows a neurotic businessman and a passionate stunt woman who are thrown together when, due to a magical accident, they end up switching bodies. Starring Hyun Bin and Ha Ji Won.

    3. Dream High

    This musical show follows six students at Kirin Art High School as they try to achieve their dreams of stardom. They compete against each other and sing their hearts out. Only one will succeed to become the world’s superstar pop idol “K”.

    2. Boys Over Flower

    All Korean drama lovers will agree that Boys Over Flower is the gateway to the Korean Drama Land. You could watch it just for the good-looking guys alone ?. But seriously, this was the drama that introduced us to Lee Min Ho and made him a Hallyu* star.

    1. My Love From Another Star

    The fantasy rom-com stars Kim Soo-hyun (The Moon That Embraces the Sun) as an alien who’s lived on Earth for over four centuries, and Jeon Ji-hyun as a diva actress and the first woman to complicate his life in all that time.

    What other drama series do you recommend?

    Hallyu = Korean cultural wave Chaebol = a South Korean form of business conglomerate Joseon = a Korean kingdom founded that lasted for approximately five centuries, from July 1392 to October 1897
  • DJ Khaled Is Your Senior Brother From The Village But You Just Didn’t Know

    DJ Khaled Is Your Senior Brother From The Village But You Just Didn’t Know
    Unless you are living under a rock, you’ll already know that DJ Khaled is the king of the photo/video sharing platform, Snapchat. And if you’re not following him (djkhaled305), you’re seriously missing out. We even wrote a list on his social media greatness! But then we realised…there is something oddly similar to that senior brother in your village and this record-breaking producer:

    1. He wears these every single time

    2. He likes food too much and only enters the kitchen to ask when it’s ready

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_IgUadgogT/
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_F-4SDAonB/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

    3. He’s obsessed with his enemies from the village who don’t want him to enjoy life

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_OAhZQgojo/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_TW9LFAomM/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

    4. He believes in ‘creaming’ his body

    https://twitter.com/KyleEdwards/status/670797647620521984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_Au9ogAogJ/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

    5. And ‘rubbing’ Dove deodorant

    https://twitter.com/DJKhaledKnows/status/676171722693869570

    6. He doesn’t like the police

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_PrrTpru5u/?taken-by=djkhaled

    7. He’s very religious

    https://twitter.com/ghalyaaaaa_/status/666057537540648960/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
    https://www.instagram.com/p/-wpAKGgotC/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat

    8. But can party for any (or no occassion)

    https://www.instagram.com/p/-5uFs5goj6/?taken-by=djkhaledsnapchat
    https://www.instagram.com/p/_Ao2sHLuwc/?taken-by=djkhaled

    9. He has the keys to success but they make no sense…And they only work for him

    https://twitter.com/DJKhaledSnaps/status/672813028782514176
    https://twitter.com/DJKhaledSnaps/status/671478328038203392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    Get to know more about DJ Khaled and the keys to success below:

  • 10 Things Every Nigerian Experiences During Christmas

    10 Things Every Nigerian Experiences During Christmas

    1. When you realise that you don’t have enough money for Christmas

    Drinking garri throughout January doesn’t sound very pleasant.

    2. And the person you struggled to get an expensive gift gives you a really cheap one in return

    Deodorant? Really?

    3. Then the price of everything in the market doubles

    When will the expenses end please?

    4. And the IJGBs return and start oppressing you

    Nice ‘accent’.

    5. And you can’t just seem to find the Christmas cheer

    Perhaps there’s there’s some underneath the mountain of bills.

    6. Then you remember your boss asked you to work on Christmas day

    What is life really?

    7. And you have to deal with annoying guests

    Can’t you celebrate in your own house? Just eat and be going!

    8. Not to mention the traffic you have to face everywhere you go

    Where did all these extra humans come from?

    9. Then you receive hampers filled with clutter

    Such a thoughtful gift indeed.

    10. And you have to attend 1000 Christmas parties on the same day

    Nobody wants to die.
  • 10 Struggles Of Teaching Your Nigerian Parents To Use Gadgets

    10 Struggles Of Teaching Your Nigerian Parents To Use Gadgets

    1. When they ask what a button does, and it’s written right there.

    My god!

    2. When you have to constantly remind yourself that there are no stupid questions.

    The lord is just testing me.

    3. When you somehow have to convince them to learn to use it, like they’re doing you a favour.

    Mommy, just learn now!

    4. When they refuse to understand why you wouldn’t want to be friends on social media.

    Unfriend. Unfollow. Mute. Block. Delete.

    5. When they’re convinced that internet explorer is a browser.

    Even internet explorer doesn’t think that.

    6. When you try to explain something over the phone and they’re just not getting it.

    HAY GOD!

    7. And when you do help in person, it’s painstakingly slow.

    Time is definitely standing still.

    8. And then, if you succeed in teaching them, they think they know more about it than you.

    This life!

    9. When they blame you once something goes wrong with their phone or computer.

    Me?

    10. When you finally teach them to use Whatsapp and BBM and the first thing they do is create a family group.

    Why do bad things happen to good people?!
  • 15 Things That Are Too Real For Any Nigerian Who Has Ever Gone To Their Village For Christmas

    15 Things That Are Too Real For Any Nigerian Who Has Ever Gone To Their Village For Christmas

    1. When you hear “we are going to the village for Christmas.”

    I wanted to go to the abroad.

    2. When your parents say you’ll only be going for a few days, but you see them packing load.

    Wait! What is happening?

    3. When you think you’ve already met everyone and you hear “come out and greet…”

    Hay God!

    4. When the uncle you were expecting to drop something starts asking your dad for money.

    Wow. I’m pained.

    5. Looking for network in the village like:

    What is all this?

    6. When that relative everyone thinks is a witch gives you food to eat.

    Not today, satan.

    7. When an old person you don’t know tries to touch you.

    You will not steal my destiny, abeg.

    8. When you see your favorite cousin.

    FINALLY!

    9. “Ah! Look at you. You’re so big now.”

    Let me hear word.

    10. When you complain about light and they tell you to go and enjoy breeze outside.

    Na wa.

    11. When your parents see you collecting anything form anybody.

    Sorry ma.

    12. You, every time you hear “food is ready.”

    The best.

    13. You, if you’re the one that has to be stuck in the kitchen.

    The worst.

    14. When that rich relative finally arrives.

    Here we go.

    15. You, after all the buckets of water you had to fetch.

    The gym struggle.
  • The Zikoko List: All The things That Will Happen When You Read Zikoko

    The Zikoko List: All The things That Will Happen When You Read Zikoko

    What are the consequences of reading Zikoko? Definitely an unforgettable experience.

    Check out this hilarious list by @OneGirlLikeDat

    It all started late last night, we were jeje-ly minding our business when someone came to look for trouble.

    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676856593636528128
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857099574489088

    Then @1GehLikeDat decided to share all the things that will definitely happen to you once you let Zikoko in your life.

    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857204234919936
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857480362749952
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857681710305280
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676857971926810625
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676858355974041601
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676858545342685184
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676859060654837760
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676859582912798720
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676859912991997954
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676860241884143616
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676860536676605952
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676860836598702080
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676861192577671168
    https://twitter.com/1GehLikeDat/status/676862118575124480
    Can you relate to this when you read Zikoko? Share your own Zikoko list with us.
  • 10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet

    10 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Have Ever Used A Public Toilet

    1. Mother nature beautiful as she may be, can decide to call at a very awkward place and time.

    Great timing nature, just great!

    2. So you run to the nearest public restroom to answer nature’s call.

    Hay God! This thing must not drop in my pants.

    3. When the putrid smell of urine hits you in the face at the entrance.

    Hanhan! What a welcome present!

    4. Then the porter lists the toilet rate and refuses to let you in without change.

    This is an emergency, have mercy.

    5. Finding a big blob of poop staring at you from the toilet seat.

    I am scarred for life.

    6. Finding someone peeping in at you.

    Please tuck your amebo in.

    7. Taking different positions so the water doesn’t splash on you.

    8. And when you’re taking a dump, you beg all the gods of sanitarium to work miracles.

    Father, make them smell roses.

    9. Finding out there’s no toilet paper right after relieving yourself.

    Hay god!

    10. Wondering if you’ve contracted one or two bacterial infections.

    To visit the doctor or not.

    So did we miss anything?

  • How To Get Your Skin To Survive Nigerian Dry Season

    How To Get Your Skin To Survive Nigerian Dry Season
    It’s that time of the year when the leaves fall, the paper edges fold and your skin gets ashy like burnt paper (pardon the joke). It is essential to take care of your skin properly during this season, here’s how to do it properly.

    1. Take baths properly

    We know the weather is cold, yes. You took a shower last night, okay? Ensure you take baths properly when you, should so your skin pores can breathe, stay healthy and be free.

    2. LOTION

    This cannot be over emphasized really. You can not skip this part. No your clothes covering that part of the body doesn’t excuse it from being “lotioned”. Use hydrating lotions so your skin will thank you. This is one of the keys to success.

    3. Drink lots of water.

    It has been scientifically proven that people who drink more water have better glowing skin, get good jobs, have good homes and the like. But trust us drinking lots of water helps your skin glow and stay healthy during the harmattan.

    4. Eat fruits and vegetables

    These are really good for your skin they do keep the skin glowing; bananas, oranges, pawpaws and the like. They contain antioxidants and vitamin c and these will also prevent you from having colds.

    5. Warm and protective clothing

    When you see okada riders all decked up no they are not imitating Kanye West, they are protecting their skin. The dry weather causes your skin to dry and sometimes start peeling. Cover up!

    6. Chap stick

    Do not leave your house without applying this fantastic piece of magic. It will keep your lips looking like lips and not packs of flour.  We all hate cracked, dry and peeling lips. Use a lip balm or chap stick!

    7. Hair oils and moisturizers

    It is also important to keep your hair oiled and moisturized, this will help keep your scalp in good condition. Dry hair=dry scalp.
  • 8 Times Ibadan Beat Lagos Hands Down

    8 Times Ibadan Beat Lagos Hands Down
    Lagos snatched the title of the largest city in West Africa from Ibadan and has moved on to be the largest in Africa. But even in the face of serious banter, Ibadan has scored points in areas Lagos wouldn’t even dream of. Here are 8 of them:

    1. Free flow of traffic.

    Except on really bad accident days and during execution of construction projects, it is very possible to drive from a far end of Ibadan to another in less than two hours.
    Just look at Lagos traffic.

    2. There is enough space for everyone and everything, Ibadan is thrice the size of Lagos.

    Ibadan has a landmass of over 27,000 sq km. But Lagos has a landmass of 3,577 sq km with a current population size of approximately 21 million.
    Even the beaches are crowded.

    3. Because of the free air and less traffic, the people are not angry.

    The heat, stress and traffic in Lagos is enough to make someone angry forever please.

    4. Three words: cheap cab fares.

    Ibadan 100 – 1 Lagos

    5. Rent in the suburbs is cheap too.

    This two bedroom flat in Ibadan is #350,000 per annum, no need to drop one kidney to pay the landlord.

    6. Abundance of historic monuments and tourist sites.

    Ibadan has more evidence of Nigerian cultural heritage than Lagos does. The best part is that those places are very accessible.

    7. The crime rate is lower than in Lagos.

    While broods of petty thieves and armed robbers swarm in Lagos, fewer cases of crime is usually recorded in Ibadan.

    8. You can totally ball on a budget.

    Not like this exactly sha. [zkk_poll post=13222 poll=content_block_standard_format_11]