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  • We’ve Dug Up The Most Powerful #MannequinChallenge Yet

    So the internet has been wild with the #mannequinchallenge lately. People basically stand still while someone else videos them: like our own ‘change your style, be like that’ . A lot of people have used the challenge to creatively tell stories.

    It goes something like this…

    https://twitter.com/HilariousEdited/status/795884703635017728

    And Hilary Clinton did it.

    https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/795955854059171840

    Blac Chyna, Rob Kardashian’s girlfriend, did her own in labor.

    Even Michelle Obama did her own.

    And just look how adorable these kids are.

    https://twitter.com/meanpIastic/status/796921881320243200

    But this one is actually the most powerful!

    The voices you hear include that of Philando Castille’s girlfriend, who recorded his shooting and eventual death, as well as that of Malcolm X. Americans have staged several protests against escalating police brutality  towards blacks in the country. The video is a re-enactment of the deaths of Trayvon Martin, Tamir Rice, Micheal Brown and many others. It also speaks against police brutality everywhere.
  • MTV Just Stripped Wizkid Of His ‘Best Africa Award’ And We Are Shook!

    During the first weekend of November2016, Wizkid bagged 2 prestigious EMA awards in one night and Nigerians couldn’t be more excited.

    But sadly, the people at MTV just stripped Wizkid of the ‘Best Africa Act’ award and presented it to Tanzania’s Alikiba.

    According to the statement on the MTVEMA website, the wrong announcements were made due to an error on their end.

    Na wa o! Which kind of yeye error is this?

    We will not take this ojoro!

    They basically gave Wizkid and all Nigerians ela.

    Meanwhile, we’re still waiting for them to tell us the US election result was a mistake like this sha.

    https://twitter.com/Princessofwifi/status/796406929908256768
  • While You Were Sleeping, Toke Makinwa Dropped Her First Book, ‘On Becoming’

    Not long ago, Toke Makinwa released a video that gave us serious Beyonce’s Lemonade vibes.

    This video, even with the tiny copy-copy, left us wondering what exactly Aunty Toke was becoming.

    But on November 10, she put our amebo minds to rest, when she shared this tweet, announcing the launch of her new book.

    According to her, this book will be available for sale on November 28th. We can’t wait to sample Aunty Toke’s writing skills and finally know what she’s becoming.

  • This 23-Year-Old Wants To Combat Climate Change With His Locally-Made Solar Car

    A young man from Kano has built a solar-powered car, according to a BBC Newsday report.

    23-year-old Mukhtar Fa-sah is our award winning Nigerian with 2 heads today!

    This young man from Kano has built a solar-powered car that emits zero carbon into the atmosphere.

    If we lived in a country that had sense, government would grab this idea and help him produce these cars en masse

    Due to the greenhouse effect, the world is moving away from fossil-fueled cars to alternatively-powered ones.

    If we reshape and invest in this young man’s idea, we could be a world-leading nation very soon.

    But our government is not here for that.

    Their own is just to count money and go.

    How they react when you mention climate change to them:

    We don’t really have anything to say to them…

  • Dubai Shop Owners Are Seriously Missing Nigerians And We All Know Why

    Business Day reports that the number of Nigerians buying goods in Dubai markets has plummeted sharply in the last 10 months.

    So Dubai business owners have been crying for Nigerian traders to come and buy from them.

    They say they miss us and our money!

    In fact, they’re even praying for the Naira to become strong soon so we can start packing our money in their economy again.

    While we continue to struggle with our own dying economy.

    We have only one question for them.

    When the Naira is back on it’s feet, we are only here for made-in-Aba products.

    Dubai can like to jump inside river.

  • You Really Need To Read The Letter This Politician Wrote Linda Ikeji

    You Really Need To Read The Letter This Politician Wrote Linda Ikeji
    Whether haters like it or not, Linda Ikeji is number one, when it comes to blogging in Nigeria (and Africa). And this means her name will be on people’s mouths for a very long time, especially after her attempt at creating her own social site, Linda Ikeji Social.

    But you see, even politicians have started chooking their mouths in Linda’s matter. A legislator from Ebonyi state, Maria Ude Nwachi, wrote a really long open letter on Facebook, giving Aunty Linda the legendary ‘How To Keep A Man’ advice.

    Maria, also known as ‘Afipko Chic’ was really concerned about Linda’s comments about not wanting to be stifled about any man.

    Because, according to her, the typical African man only aims to be successful just so he can be jejely the ‘head’of his family without any questions.

    She also adviced Aunty Linda to ‘lower her standards’ as per some men are angry at how a woman has managed to achieve such success.

    Like Nigerians on Twitter, we’re wondering who sent Afikpo Chic message o.

    But somebody thinks Nigerian men are afraid of vocal women sha.

    Haters will say Afikpo Chic isn’t a yuppy politician.

    This gist is for your amebo viewing only sha. You can read the full letter here but in the meantime, abeg, share your thoughts in the comments section.
  • This Iguana Running For Its Life Is The Stuff Of Horror Movies

    There we were, minding our business as usual when we saw one small lizard-like creature forming James Bond.

    The BBC video footage has got everyone talking! In fact, some are comparing the action packed video to a Game of Thrones episode.

    This iguana is obviously Jackie Chan! But why so intense though?

    We almost lost our voices screaming!

    And those snakes made us cringe.

    Quick prayer: may we all outrun our problems like this iguana outran those ugly snakes!

  • This Video Shows That It’s Not Only Humans That Are Home Wreckers

    This Video Shows That It’s Not Only Humans That Are Home Wreckers

    Have you ever been in a situation where you caught them cheating on you.

    Jesus, Gbemi.

    And then you tried to fight for pride and love

    As a bad guy.

    But mainly because you’re so angry.

    Na me you dey do like this?!

    And they beat you into next summer.

    Haba, you sef you no dey play.

    So you try begging.

    Gbemi please come back.

    And your babe is just looking at you like.

    “Come back ko, commercial bank ni”.

    And the home wrecker is looking at you like.

    “Bros, you no know say na me finish work”.

    So you try to fight for love one more time.

    Gbemi, i’ll die for you!

    They now beat you again…for a second time.

    This life is just a pot of spoilt beans.

    If you’ve gone through all this, you should relate perfectly to this video of penguin home wrecking and cheating.

  • Once Again, Blac Chyna Has Shown Us Why She’s The Queen Of Petty

    It’s not news that Blac Chyna invented pettiness and currently hold the crown as the queen of all things petty.

    Sharp mouthed Talk show host, Wendy Williams, instead of minding her business went to chook her mouth in Blac Chyna’s relationship with Rob Kardashian. She even talked about his weight *gasp*

    https://youtu.be/8jEPhgwtQtA

    But you see, Blac Chyna isn’t here for the bad belle people. She basically dragged Wendy by her weave all over Instagram.

    Na wa o! Small play!

    People need to stop looking for Chyna’s trouble o! Share your thoughts on this amebo in this comments section.

  • While You Were Fighting On Twitter, Wizkid Basically Won 2016 Without An Album

    While You Were Fighting On Twitter, Wizkid Basically Won 2016 Without An Album

    While you were doing amebo on social media, Wizkid has been too busy with winning at life.

    After winning and delivering a brilliant performance at the MAMAs, Wizkid has topped his game with another 3 awards to his name.

    On November 6, Wizkid won the Artiste of the year award at the distinguished AFRIMMA and two at the MTV EMAs – Best African Act and Worldwide act.

    Wizkid is basically that boy in class that doesn’t read in class but comes first every term.

    Congratulations to Wizkid o! Maybe if some people faced their work and stopped doing oversabi on social media, they’ll kuku win one or two awards.

  • China’s ‘Hottest Grandpa’ Will Inspire You To Take FitFam More Seriously

    Meet Wang Deshun, an 80-year-old Chinese actor, model and artist whose body is showing no signs of frailness or old age. He is undoubtedly the world’s China’s oldest and hottest grandpa.

    Wang Deshun created a major national buzz after he strutted his stuff on the catwalk at the 2015 Beijing International Fashion Week.

    He created his own pantomime dance group at 49, and started his first gym session at the age of 50. He swims and exercises for about 3 hours daily.

    The father of two, who turned 80 this year says he believes he still has a lot of potential. He plans on parachuting sometime soon.

    The 80-year-old is keen on changing China’s perception of aging. According to him “nature determines your age, but you determine your state of mind”.

    We also want to be sizzling hot like this in our old age, but ‘eba and egusi’ won’t let us be great .

    Don’t be like us though. Here’s some inspiration for you to take your fitfam more seriously!

    https://youtu.be/HX4saxIfPYw
  • Lupita Nyong’o Dancing Like No Man’s Business Is Literally The Only Thing You Need To See Today

    Our favorite actress Lupita Nyong’o,  was the guest on popular celebrity show ‘Lip Sync Battle’ recently.

    The way she was just giving us some serious dance moves, we had no choice but to share with you. Just look at that:

    https://twitter.com/MichaelHBF/status/794095250025259008
    In case you’re not aware, LSB is a popular show where celebrities get to reenact popular musical performances, while mouthing the words to the songs. It is hosted by LL Cool J and Chrissy Teigen. Also, get the gist of Lupita Nyong’o’s latest movie performance here.
  • This Tweet Is Exactly Why The Nigerian Police Needs To Face Their Work

    This Tweet Is Exactly Why The Nigerian Police Needs To Face Their Work

    To be truthful, this is every Nigerian’s face whenever they hear, ‘The Police is your friend’.

    On one wonderful day of Twitter amebo, we were just minding our business, when this now-deleted tweet, from the Nigerian Police Twitter handle came up.

    Apparently, they were betting up and down instead of doing their police work.

    They were forming sharp guy and deleted the tweet but we thank God for screenshots.

    Nigerian Police, abeg…

  • This Post Is Basically Why Nigerians Don’t Celebrate Halloween

    This Post Is Basically Why Nigerians Don’t Celebrate Halloween

    Although the concept of dressing up for Halloween looks really nice, it’s not a thing in Nigeria.

    https://twitter.com/mefeater/status/793318345848287232

    And even though some of you have started going for Halloween parties, the Halloween spirit has refused to spread across Nigeria and Africa generally.

    Because do you really think your mother would let you collect sweets from random strangers?

    When you dress up as a witch for Halloween in Nigeria.

    When you even mention Halloween to your mother.

    This video just shows why Halloween will never be a thing in Nigeria.

    What do you think? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • You Really Need To Watch This Video Missy Elliot Shared On Twitter

    You Really Need To Watch This Video Missy Elliot Shared On Twitter

    Missy Elliot just shared this video of one of her back-up dancers, serving badass moves to Wizkid’s ‘Show You The Money’.

    1. And it’s the best thing ever, because this is how everyone feels after getting a credit alert

    2. When you find out your crush is single.

    3. When the people following you from your village go on retirement.

    4. When someone brings you free food.

    5. When the public holiday is a long weekend.

    6. When your beard finally connects.

    7. How you lose your home-training at a lit Owambe.

    8. When you see free WiFi.

    9. What else did we miss? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • We Should All Be Like This Guy: He Saved A Young Girl From Sexual Assault

    Not all heroes wear capes, but this one should! Moise Morancy, an actor, and activist saw a young girl being molested on the bus and immediately took action! He got arrested by the police but was eventually released.

    This is what we should all do when we see someone being molested. In Nigeria, young girls and boys are sexually assaulted every single day.

    We need to stand up, we need to speak up! It is not okay to touch anyone inappropriately! If you can’t keep your hands to yourself, then cut them off! And it’s not okay to stand by and watch people being assaulted either. Brothers, you need to speak to your friends who do this yamma yamma on a regular. Educate them, fight them if you need to! Whatever you do, TAKE ACTION!
  • The Story Behind This Adorable Meme Will Melt Your Heart

    The Story Behind This Adorable Meme Will Melt Your Heart

    Let’s face it, we have the internet to thank for blessing us with so many awesome memes like this.

    Every meme definitely has a back story and the one of this little boy- Jake will make you smile.

    Jake Amo who is only 4 was captured in this viral photo, writing pensively at a local creative workshop which was organised in his village of Asempanaye, Koforidua, in Ghana.

    Solomon Adufah, the US-based Ghanaian artist, who put the workshop together described Jake as a gentle and quiet little boy on his Instagram page. But little did he know how viral the picture would go.

    On top of being famous, a trust fund for Jake’s education/welfare is already in the works! Yass!

    So next time your parents accuse you of ‘always pressing your phone’, just remind them of Jake, Olajumoke and other amazing people that became internet sensations.

  • Burna Boy Was Asked To Choose Between Fela And Wizkid And He Dragged The Hell Out Of The Interviewer

    Burna Boy Was Asked To Choose Between Fela And Wizkid And He Dragged The Hell Out Of The Interviewer
    Some people don’t have home training and Burna Boy is just here to tell them.

    During an interesting interview session with Noise Questionnaire, Burna Boy was asked to choose between Fela, Wizkid and Burna Boy.

    He gave the perfect clapback and we’re so proud of him.

    People need to put some respeck on Fela’s name. He’s not anybody’s mate, even in death!

  • This Teenage Boy Is A Perfect Example Of Africans With Two Heads

    This Teenage Boy Is A Perfect Example Of Africans With Two Heads

    We were just on our own on Twitter when we saw the story of one small boy doing wonders with bottle covers.

    14 year-old Timothy is one of many young Kenyans struggling to survive a harsh economy.

    But this little guy is not letting his situation stop him from getting an education. He’s building and selling these cute trucks for 150 Schillings to get his school fees.

    Timothy says he dreams of being an engineer when he grows up.

    This young man has 2 heads, and is obviously not our mate.

    If only we had sense like this as kids.

  • After Surviving A Head Injury, This Nigerian Boy Woke Up From Coma, Speaking Perfect Spanish

    After Surviving A Head Injury, This Nigerian Boy Woke Up From Coma, Speaking Perfect Spanish

    Wonders will never stop happening in this life sha. A Nigerian teenager, Reuben Nsemoh, accidentally got kicked in the right side of his head during a football game.

    After going into shock and a 3-day coma, the 16-year-old woke up but the strangest thing happened., he began to speak fluent Spanish.

    In a conversation with TIME, an excited Reuben explained how he got seizures whenever he tried to speak English.

    Na wa o! Because oversabi scientists have an answer to almost everything, doctors have described what Reuben went through as ‘Foreign accent syndrome’.

    Currently, Reuben can speak both languages fluently although his Spanish is slowly fading away.

    Here’s wishing Reuben speedy recovery! What do you think of this story? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • These Grandmas Are Fighting Off Rapists With Their Karate Skills

    The fact that the world needs to collectively put a complete end to rape and other sexual assault crimes, isn’t even up for conversation.

    Apparently, elderly women, in the slums of Kenya, have been targets of rapists because they are thought to be HIV-free and weak.

    However, since 2010, these grandmas have decided to defend themselves and have been taking Karate classes

    This video shows that social media outrage isn’t enough, swift action needs to be taken against rapists and sexual predators.

    Although this may be an example of how unsafe the world continues to get, these Karate grandmas have shown exactly how strong and badass African women are.

  • These Photos From Kenya’s Albino Beauty Pageant Are The Cutest Things You’ll See Today

    These Photos From Kenya’s Albino Beauty Pageant Are The Cutest Things You’ll See Today
    In April of this year, 4 Malawians, including a baby were murdered. Their crime? They were albinos. Albinism is a genetic condition resulting in little or no pigmentation in the skin, eyes, and hair. In countries like Nigeria, albinos face societal discrimination, but in countries like Malawi and Tanzania, their bones are hunted for ritual purposes.

    The Mr and Miss Albinism contest that held in Nairobi on October 21, was no small deal.

    Bigwig politicians including Isaac Mwaura, Kenya’s only albino Member of Parliament, were present at the first-of-it’s-kind event.

    In all, 20 contestants got dolled up to cat-walk, sing and dance for the competition.

    The contest was aimed at changing the narrative and showcasing the beauty of albinos in Kenya, and in Africa.

    Many African countries see albinism as a curse, but Kenya is redefining what it means to be an albino.

    MP Isaac Mwuara, who spearheaded the contest, said he wants to make the world understand albinos are not meant for money rituals.

    Jarius Ong’etta was crowned Mr Albinism 2016.

    While Miss Albinism went to Loise Lihanda.

  • See Pictures Of Rihanna Looking Peng In A Gele

    Look at this beautiful outfit. No, really, just look.

    Rihanna looks like she’s going to snatch all the guests at an Owambe.

    Actually, Rihanna didn’t step out in a gele. She only wore this cute outfit to the launch of her perfume line, RiRi by Rihanna, in 2015.

    But let’s face it, although Rihanna is the ultimate slay queen, she surely hasn’t tapped into the level of greatness that is the gele.

    Twitter user, Chuzzus, after seeing her pictures, decided to give the outfit the perfect owambe-inspired look it needed.

    https://twitter.com/chuuzus/status/789889868843323392

    Real or not, we totally love this outfit! What do you think?

  • These Guys Tried To Kill A Cow And The Most Hilarious Thing Happened

    These Guys Tried To Kill A Cow And The Most Hilarious Thing Happened

    So this cow was just chilling, minding its business.

    Then from nowhere, these guys decided to form voltron and kill it.

    Only problem is… no be small cow them wan kill.

    Well…maybe not that big, but E big shaaa.

    So they nominated one guy to do the killing.

    As he’s trying (and failing) the cow’s looking at him like.

    Baba cow decides he’s had enough and attacks.

    The guy’s like.

    His friends abandon him like.

    The rest is history, watch it yourself.

    https://twitter.com/Josh__IK/status/776054873607528448
  • This Ghanaian Music Video Dragging Nigerian Jollof Is An Epic Fail

    This Ghanaian Music Video Dragging Nigerian Jollof Is An Epic Fail

    It appears Ghanaians are taking the Jollof wars to a whole other level. There’s been an intense battle since forever, over who cooks the best Jollof between the two countries.

    Even though we all know Nigerian Jollof is the main thing, this video is still hilarious!

    Nigerian Twitter is seriously dissing the video though.

    This person is just here to drag!

    Really, why was the background green and white?

    Now, let’s all sit and wait for the Nigerian version.

  • The Amazing Work Being Done To Help Children With Physical Challenges Continues

    The Amazing Work Being Done To Help Children With Physical Challenges Continues
    A few weeks ago, we told you about the amazing work being done to help children in need of prosthetics via the STANBIC initiative, “together for a limb”.

    In addition to the much-needed prosthetics, the kids also received an Educational Trust Fund of N1.5 million each!

    After the 3km charity walk in Abuja which was attended by hundreds of people, the children were presented with their trust fund cheques by First Lady of Zamfara, Hajiya Asmau Yari, who represented the First lady of Nigeria.

    Here is Fatima, who was born with a congenital deformity which required the amputation of her leg.

    Little Aliyu’s foot was crushed by a keke driver, and now he has a comfortable prosthetic and the promise of an amazing education.

    Here is a cross section of some of the children the initiative has been able to help.

    The “Together for a limb” initiative is doing some incredible work. Children deserve the very best life has to offer, regardless of any physical or financial impediments they might have found themselves in.
  • This European Woman turned her Nigerian Scam Experience Into Something Beautiful

    This European Woman turned her Nigerian Scam Experience Into Something Beautiful
    A Nigerian scam episode that had a beautiful twist in the end.

    In 2009, Maria Grette, a 69-year-old Swedish woman fell in love with Johnny, a 58-year-old Danish she met on the internet- or so she thought.

    Little did she realize Johnny was a 24-year-old Nigerian graduate, who remained unemployed 2 years after getting his first degree.

    She didn’t suspect anything at first, until he told her he got robbed and shot in Nigeria, where he claimed to be visiting. He started to request for huge amounts of medical fees, as he alleged that he couldn’t make transfers from his account due to technicalities.

    Our Nigerian brothers will not stop embarrassing us in this life. But can we really blame them?

    Anyway, Johnny, the scammer (not his real name), confessed to Maria after she’d stopped sending money and stopped picking his calls. Apparently, he was repentant and wanted her to forgive him.

    Instead of getting angry and escalating it, Ms Grette decided to visit Nigeria that year, to see how she could help some of Nigeria’s youth. She now helps African artists get to international exhibitions where they can show their art to a wider client range.

    As for the young Johnny, he got sponsored to an American university for his masters, and has even landed a job with an oil company. All these, courtesy of Ms Gretta.

    All you scammers, this doesn’t mean your own 419 story will end like this fairy tale o! If you don’t stop it, you’re on your own!

  • This Video Of Wizkid Rapping Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry

    This Video Of Wizkid Rapping Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry

    Wizkid aka ‘Wizzy Baby’ is taking over the world of music, one hit at a time.

    But like everybody else, Wizkid started from the bottom, more like the bottom of burnt Jollof rice.

    This video of him rapping on Jimmy’s Jump Off is enough proof.

    Who is that guy making noise beside him though?

    We’re happy for Wizkid’s glo up o! Thank God he isn’t subjecting us to this kind of torture anymore.

    What do you think of this video? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • Is This The Most Slaying First Lady Ever Or What?

    1. We were just minding our own business when we saw these slaying pictures of Madam Aisha Buhari on Twitter.

    2. The First Lady, who was on her way to a global security conference in Brussels, was spotted in this beautiful Salvatore Ferragamo zig zig cape.

    3. Madam Aisha will give the opening remark at the ‘Women’s Role in Global Security’ forum. But we’re just here for this outfit though.

    4. Let’s all admit it, even this model did not do the dress justice like our slaying Mummy Aisha!

    5. Please, join us in appreciating this beauty.

  • Prepare Yourself For A Female West African Superhero

    A new and exciting super hero is coming to town, and this character is not only female, it’s also West African *whoop whoop!*.

    Created by US based Nigerian, Roye Okupe (founder of Youneek Studios), ‘Malika: Queen Warrior’ will tell the story of how a fierce West African queen and military leader was able to unite her kingdom in a precolonial era.

    Set in the 15th century, the graphic novel will be released in 2017 and will come in two parts; a 20 paged teaser is already out on Kickstarter!

    Roye Okupe is also the creator of the 2015 hit novel series ‘E.X.O: Legend of Wale Williams’. The novel has been featured on CNN, Forbes, and the New York Times. We can’t wait to see what he’ll be working on next!

    Learn more about the Kickstarter campaign here.
  • 15 Tweets That Show Life Is Really Hard Everywhere

    15 Tweets That Show Life Is Really Hard Everywhere
    Zimbabweans on Twitter are using #Howtheyrobbedus to tell sad stories of how the government of President Robert Mugabe has failed the people.

    1. When world class hospitals become dumping grounds.

    2. Hospitals that are under-staffed and ill-equipped.

    3. When we are forced to flee our homes.

    4. And we don’t see our loved ones for years.

    https://twitter.com/NzouSuwani/status/788068096800067589

    5. We are forced to go to places where we are not welcome.

    https://twitter.com/NzouSuwani/status/788168438674055168

    6. We go to places where they hate us.

    7. Places where our loved ones die alone.

    8. We come home with foreign degrees, still, there are no jobs.

    https://twitter.com/TinoNyandoro/status/788140768171069440

    9. A government that steals our dreams.

    https://twitter.com/missyemu/status/788284202009686016

    10. A government that silences us.

    11. And steals our hard-earned money.

    https://twitter.com/cslicc/status/787956123492028416

    12. A government that makes us lose our sense of self.

    https://twitter.com/Only_OneHeather/status/788055695740510208

    13. A rotten system where nothing works.

    https://twitter.com/Cde_Huruva/status/788298034086117376

    14. Even being a graduate means nothing.

    15. Yet, government officials continue to enrich their pockets.

    https://twitter.com/NorthPrinc3/status/788283504115257344
  • President Buhari Said His Wife Belongs In The Kitchen And The Internet Went Wild

    President Buhari Said His Wife Belongs In The Kitchen And The Internet Went Wild
    If you’re still confused about #theotherroom, and other terms concerning the President and the First Lady’s drama, get the full gist here.

    1. We all couldn’t believe this happened.

    https://twitter.com/teaponpi/status/786953021745922049

    2. Wait, what is this ‘other room’?

    3. Feels like we’re we’re caught up in a personal mess.

    https://twitter.com/kppe_/status/786970465353039872

    4. Like when your parents are fighting and you’re in the middle.

    5. The worst part is that it was an international embarrassment.

    https://twitter.com/drewfhinshaw/status/786931765680234496

    6. What exactly is the president’s communications team doing?

    7. So Mummy Aisha will just go back to kitchen like that?

    8. Is it fair?

    https://twitter.com/UnJamal/status/786964359213903872

    9. Surely, president Bubu is aware that this is a new era for women everywhere.

    10. Is such blatant sexism pardonable?

    https://twitter.com/iamMrBoro/status/786944076771946497

    11. Okay, these other room jokes are escalating pretty quickly.

    12. Didn’t we just say we’ve had enough of this?

    13. Madam Patience will be having the time of her life right now.

    14. Nigeria will not kill us.

  • Ladies and Gentlemen Come And See Wonder: President Buhari Has Done It Again

    In case you missed it, First Lady Aisha Buhari, in a recent interview with BBC Hausa criticised the present regime. According to her, President Buhari’s tenure is not particularly benefiting the masses who need help the most. She also said she might not campaign with the president, come 2019.

    We were facing our work as usual when we heard our President Buhari finally reacted to madam Aisha’s recent comments.

    When he was questioned about it, he replied in these exact words: “I don’t know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room.”

    Pardon us sir, but we have so many questions right now.

    Presido, when you say “the other room”, what do you really mean sir?

    Do all the women in this cabinet know what they’re doing? Aunty Kemi, do you realize where you really belong ma?

    And you, Mummy Amina. We like you, but please, you really belong in the kitchen, you know.

    So what this means is that Madam Aisha Buhari cannot even say something again? A woman cannot freely express how she feels again?

    Anyway, one thing we are all sure of is where Mr. President will sleep tonight.

    If you think we are lying, see it yourself.

    https://twitter.com/AshakaSaleh/status/786961872528502784
  • A 65-Year-Old Man Is Justifying His Marriage To A 14-Year-Old Girl And We Are Shook

    A 65-Year-Old Man Is Justifying His Marriage To A 14-Year-Old Girl And We Are Shook
    Apparently, some people living in 2016, find it hard to understand that a 14-year-old person is still a child and isn’t capable of making certain life decisions.

    According to reports, a 14-year-old girl, Habiba Isa, who was abducted by a certain Jamilu Lawal sometime in August 2016, converted to Islam and was then forcefully married to the Emir of Katsina, Alhaji Abdulmumin Usman.

    Habiba’s concerned parents, in the search for justice, contacted members of the Katsina State chapter of the Christian Association of Nigeria, who also took this case up.

    However, the Katsina Emirate Council stated the marriage between the 14 year-old and the 65-year-old Emir was irreversible as there was no “evidence” that Habiba was forced to act against her wish.

    It is still shocking how people in power continue to take advantage of young girls, while hiding behind culture and misrepresentation of religion.

    For the olodo people with blocked ears at the back, a 14-year-old who cannot even vote, is not capable of making life-changing decisions such as marriage!

    It’s a shame that certain Nigerians are still justifying and making excuses for predatory pedophiles, while young girls in other countries are being allowed to enjoy their childhood.

    Nigerians collectively have to build a country where young girls and women can aspire to greatness and not live in fear of forced marriages and abduction.

  • We Can’t Wait To See Rita Dominic In The ‘Desecration’ Movie

    Our very own Rita Dominic appears to be killing it in a brand new movie, along with ace actor Joseph Benjamin.

    This time around she’s playing Linda Bruce, an intense character who is obsessed with a married man.

    Produced by Bode Odetoye and directed by Niyi Towolawi (Director of Turning Point) , the movie tells the story of Dr Olusola Daniel, a married man who gets deeply involved in an affair with Linda.

    Rita Dominic’s brilliant performance already shines through in this trailer; she could well be on her way to landing a second AMVCA award.

    ‘Desecration’ is set to premiere on November 11th, at the Lighthouse Hall, Camberwell Road, London.
  • Someone Stole From This UK Diplomat And He Came To Rant In Flawless Pidgin

    Someone Stole From This UK Diplomat And He Came To Rant In Flawless Pidgin
    Everybody in Nigeria can relate to the not-so-awesome internet services our network providers supply in the name of data.

    On one peaceful day, UK diplomat, Andrew Flemming jejely called an engineer from Spectranet to sort out out the problems he had with his internet.

    According to him, this engineer was not just an olodo…

    He kuku stole his wife’s iPhone on top of everything.

    Na wa o!

    He was so pained, he came to rant on Twitter, in flawless pidgin!

    When you pay for a service and they end up stealing from you after doing a rubbish job.

    These people need to face their work and stop taking people’s things o!

  • The Hilarious Story Of How Pepper Soup Caused Police Wahala

    The Hilarious Story Of How Pepper Soup Caused Police Wahala

    Just like us, this Twitter user, Ms Nemah, was minding her business, when kasala came to her door step o!

    That’s how I entered problem this evening..

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    She was jejely enjoying her pepper soup when her beggy-beggy flatmate came to ask for some.

    So I was having peppersoup for dinner and my oyinbo flatmate said he wanted… pic.twitter.com/2enQ9bVcvA

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    And because oyinbo people and pepper aren’t best friends, she warned him before giving him to eat o.

    I told him its spicy oo. He said NO he can handle spice, he loves spice. I was like pic.twitter.com/QYZp1nJbc8

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    But he didn’t hear word o!

    Then I gave him the peppersoup, 1min in he was like YEAH! I love it, blah blah blah. 2mins in he was o it’s really hot. Can’t stop

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    3 minutes later…

    3mins in he started crying, and started saying he feels like he is about to pass out..

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    They had to rush him to the hospital.

    Sha we are at Beamount surgical emergency Room… pic.twitter.com/LFRQDFchkn

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    But the hospital people weren’t playing. The nurse involved the police.

    The nurse says she has to involve the police that they are treating it as food poisoning.

    I’m dead — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    Everybody was crying up and down. The police even asked her to bring the spices she used.

    Now my flatmate says his tummy is burning, his friend is crying, Nurse lady says I should go bring the spices. I’m being escorted home.

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    That’s how they ended up in the police station.

    Update: spicies and the leftover picked.. we are going to the station

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    They seized the spices and took them for testing sha.

    They hv seized my spices and rd taking it to the lab tomorrow to test it.I’m about to eat the same thing again to make sure it’s nt poisoned

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    After all the wahala, they finally let her go.

    Update:about to let me go bt with conditions.

    I must report to the station for 3 consecutive days I must report symptom to my GP immediately — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    In the end, her oyinbo flatmate got home before her.

    Peep this guys: MY FUCKING FLATMATE GOT HOME BEFORE ME!

    — Nimah A (@MsNemah) October 12, 2016

    Perhaps, white people need to face their work instead of looking for things that can put everybody in wahala.

    “10 people died in that house”

    YT people: “I’ll take it.” “It’s called PEPPERSOUP. It’s really spicy “ YT People: “I’m sure it’s nothing” — Bite Me Ho (@Cuntosaur) October 12, 2016

    What would you do if this happens to you? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • We Need To Talk About Kaffy’s House Of Maliq Magazine Cover

    1. We all love Kaffy. Her dance steps give us life, and we really want to be peng like her when we grow up.

    2. So imagine our joy when we heard that Aunty Kaffy covered this month’s issue of ‘House of Maliq’: we couldn’t wait to check out her slay!

    3. Aunty Kaffy is looking fine o, but ermm, what is she holding abeg?

    4. Please why is she cuddling the chicken?

    5. Is it the current ‘Change’ mantra that is causing all this madness? Are we going to see someone holding a goat next?

    6. Or is this the new trend? Because we’ve not seen this style before o!

  • Toke Makinwa’s Vlog On Adulthood Is Really Pissing Nigerians Off

    Adulthood doesn’t throw anybody a welcome party, it’s not beans at all. On top of all the stress that naturally comes with this dramatic phase of life, being an adult in Nigeria is another level of stress.

    Usually, popular people come to share their 2 cents on how to hack this adulthood thing and that was what Toke Makinwa did in a vlog she shared in July 2016.

    Somehow, a short chip from this vlog found its way to Twitter and people are losing their minds.

    People were making harsh references to her ex-husband.

    And Reverend Adeboye’s infamous comment on marriage

    Why were the men on Twitter mad though?

    https://twitter.com/The_Africanist/status/785756514069938176

    People in their 20s have already started changing the world positively.

    There are also many other ways to enjoy your 20s.

    What she said isn’t new to a lot of people sha.

    https://twitter.com/OgbeniDipo/status/785587869360324608

    Maybe she was taken out of context.

    https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/785079487620866048

    We’re not judging, we just brought this amebo to you. What do you think about Toke Makinwa’s vlog? Share your thoughts in the comments section.

  • This Graduate Can’t Land A Job, And He’s Very Mad About It

    This Graduate Can’t Land A Job, And He’s Very Mad About It
    It’s no secret that Nigeria is currently  in a terrible condition. The economy is suffering, and leaders  are proving more and more incompetent by the day. In a country where  too many graduates already walk the streets in search of a viable source of income, the current economic recession is not helping matters. According to Samson Olaleye, a lot of Lagosians, most of them graduates like himself,  sleep in the streets.
    https://twitter.com/d_problemsolver/status/784654764306989056

    According to @d_problemsolver on Twitter, some employers are already looking to employ the young man, and they want anyone with information on his whereabouts to come forward.