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  • Photos From The Hypnagogia Art Exhibition By Abba T. Makama

    Photos From The Hypnagogia Art Exhibition By Abba T. Makama
    Visual artist, creative director and filmmaker, Abba T. Makama, had his first solo art exhibition on February 28th, 2016 at the IAMISIGO showroom.

    The art show is titled “Hypnagogia”.

    The exhibition consisted of acrylic paintings on canvas, alongside a video representation of the work, inspired by waking hallucinations and sleep paralysis.

    Hypnagogia is the imagery, sounds and strange bodily feelings that are felt at “sleep onset.”

    Hypnagogic hallucinations, are vivid and frightening episodes of seeing or hearing or feeling phantom sensations while falling asleep.

    In sleep paralysis a person who is either falling asleep or awakening, temporarily experiences the inability to move, speak or react.

    According Abba Makama aka Dodorowski, “The purpose of the exhibition is to demystify the phenomenon. Hypnagogia is a benign and common experience.”

    Some of the guests at the event were:

    Bez Idakula.

    Tom Saater.

    Owen Osawe and Haowa Bello.

    Rimini Makama and Kame Tseja.

    And Yagazie Emezi.

    Check out his Facebook page for more photos.
  • Chukwuma’s Father Decided Not To Spare The Rod And He Almost Killed His Child!

    Chukwuma’s Father Decided Not To Spare The Rod And He Almost Killed His Child!
    There’s a saying “spare the rod and spoil the child” and Africans really believe in it. But sometimes, the rod really should be spared. Like in this situation!

    Kai! Just look at!

    This little boy’s name is Chukwuma Okafor. And he’s eight years old and lives in Abuja.

    Chukwuma was beaten to within an inch of his life by his father!

    He’s father beat him with a pestle and broke his arm and leg in the process.

    A Facebook user shared this:

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    WHO WILL SAVE LITTLE OKAFOR FROM HIS FATHER’S WICKEDNESS?Eight Years old Chukwuma Okafor is presently on admission at…
    Posted by IG Wala on Wednesday, March 2, 2016

    According to IG Wala, Chukwuma was dumped in school after his dad had dealt with him.

    Eight Years old Chukwuma Okafor is presently on admission at the Kubuwa General Hospital after a brutal beating by his own father. This child was taken to hospital by a Nun whom was said to have been contacted by his school teachers. Yesterday morning, his own father drove him to school in a bad shape and dumped him.

    He went on to say that this has happened repeatedly in the past.

    The school teachers confirmed that on several occasions, they made effort to intervene on the boy’s situation but the father proved stubborn and even threatened them. The scars on the boy’s head & back shows how long he has been maltreated by his own father.

    And that Chukwuma’s father justified his actions by saying he was a disciplinarian.

    THE FATHER IS JUSTIFYING HIS ACTIONS BY WAY OF CLAIMING TO BE A DISCIPLINARIAN AND HE SAID HIS ARREST BY THE POLICE IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE TYPE OF EMBARRASSMENTS THAT HIS CHILD KEEP BRINGING TO HIS FAMILY.

    Chukwuma’s father had no right to do this, no matter what the boy did! No right at all!! This is just too extreme!!!

    The sad thing is that this issue is rampant, not just in Nigeria, but in Africa. Which is just sad! [zkk_poll post=22131 poll=content_block_standard_format_10]
  • A Kenyan Woman Photoshopped Her Way To China, Great Wall Included

    A Kenyan Woman Photoshopped Her Way To China, Great Wall Included
    What do you do when you dream of going on an exotic vacation but your bank account isn’t cooperating with you?

    Instead of sitting and moping around, this Kenyan woman, Evelyn Kinya, took matters into her hand.

    Or rather, her keyboard.

    And photoshopped her way to China.

    She’s really loving it and already typing in Chinese.

    She took her shadow with her to the Great Wall of China.

    When you photoshop yourself to where your bank account couldn’t take you.

    Or when your exchange rate wouldn’t let you go. Evelyn wanted to visit China, Evelyn went to China by fire by force, Evelyn doesn’t care about haters, Be like Evelyn. [zkk_poll post=21983 poll=content_block_standard_format_6]
  • The Case Of Twitter And Rapists

    The Case Of Twitter And Rapists

    The fact that rape is absolutely unrelated to “indecent” dressing should not be up for debate in 2016.

    Although rape leaves negative physical and psychological scars on its victims, many Nigerians find it difficult to simply condemn the act and move on without making irrelevant references to the victims appearance.

    However, this Twitter user thinks otherwise.

    https://twitter.com/Mayourspeaks/status/705487267964518401

    While this other person thinks women are to be blamed for rape.

    @iBlaisePaddy because girls won’t learn, tempting people and screaming rape

    — S D B (@ThaNiggaress_) March 4, 2016

    And this woman sees nothing wrong in asking her brother to rape another woman.

    https://twitter.com/Hordun99/status/705705572117700608

    And yet another ridiculous bout of victim blaming.

    https://twitter.com/q4cue/status/705715761919234048

    Because…

    https://twitter.com/LohdLippi/status/705702426129653760

    Were underage victims also indecently dressed?

    https://twitter.com/TillyTillie/status/705734777807179776

    Men, women and children also get raped.

    https://twitter.com/Bint_Moshood/status/705685893911187457

    For those who don’t seem to get it..

    Did they even invent modesty?

    https://twitter.com/OreFakorede/status/705706676138196992

    Shebi victim blaming is a symptom of madness?

    https://twitter.com/OreFakorede/status/705704057525108737

    And whoever hides a crime is as guilty as the criminal.

    Maybe they don’t have home training.

    https://twitter.com/FoluShaw/status/705716561047195649

    And since we’re being ridiculous..

    Finally, the only sensible way to stop rape is living by this..

    Obviously, more steps have to be taken in educating people on the consequences and logical causes of rape. Also victim blaming has to be unlearned because it defeats the purpose of actually combating the problems rape poses in the society.

  • This Nigerian Man Is Low-key Doing Great Things Abroad!

    This Nigerian Man Is Low-key Doing Great Things Abroad!
    We keep saying Nigerians are doing great things, because they really are. As much as we see a lot doing great things, there are even more that are doing possibly great things under the radar!

    Like Dr. Osatohanmwen Osemwengie who makes drones for the United States Military!

    For those wondering what drones are, they’re used by intelligence and national security services in detecting and taking out terrorist camps and fortresses. So imagine what that would do for Nigeria’s problem with Boko Haram!

    Why didn’t we know about this man before now? Because he keeps a really low-profile that would make Beyonce envious.

    But in this era of technology and something called “the internet” it’s incredibly hard to do, which is how he was found out.

    Dr Osato isn’t just an engineer, he’s also a really successful academic.

    He has a doctorate degree in Curriculum and Instructions from the University of Cinccinati; four graduate degrees and is currently on working on having two more Master’s degree under his belt. One in software engineering at Regis University and the other in Information Systems at the Keller Graduate School of Management.

    The Edo state born doctor is also the founder of Open Engineering University, a tuition-free engineering institution

    It’s the first of its kind and where young engineering talents are groomed. Student in any university and professionals in science, technology, engineering and mathematics related fields can enroll in the university. The university is powered by Google+.

    But we wonder what he could do for the Nigerian government if he was in the country.

    It is possible that our security would be greatly improved. But it is also possible that he wouldn’t have gotten far. This country might have killed his talent! [zkk_poll post=22037 poll=content_block_standard_format_6]
  • Arsenal Was Brutally Dragged By Swansea City And The Fans Are Crying

    Once again, Arsenal FC has topped their groundbreaking feat of failure and disappointment.

    On March 3, they lost yet another match to Swansea City (ordinary Swansea), less than 5 days after losing to Manchester United.

    Being an Arsenal fan is simply unending doses of pain and anxiety…

    And nothing short of an abusive relationship.

    https://twitter.com/pyepar/status/705272172210692097

    Staying on top is useless only at Arsenal FC.

    This is too accurate.

    And guess what? Arsenal has only won three Premier League matches since last December.

    https://twitter.com/TSBible/status/705152827694387201
    What an unfortunate team!

    Arsene Wenger might just be a 419.

    https://twitter.com/Seyi__/status/705301516375166976

    He might just have a Ph.d in failure and regret.

    Kuku kill the fans.

    Arsene Wenger, biko come and be going..

    Trying to remember the last time Arsenal FC won the EPL..

    https://twitter.com/Ameer_tsidi/status/705159824196177920
    Year Two thousand and impossible.

    When all hope of winning has been lost.

    A reminder that the Arsenal squad is a dustbin team.

    And will let you down every time.

    Gunners fans lives matter!

    When Arsenal loses their third match in a row..

  • Grandmother, Mother and Daughter Say They Look Alike, The Internet Disagrees

    Grandmother, Mother and Daughter Say They Look Alike, The Internet Disagrees
    So, The Sun London wrote an article about a female trio from the same family that are so young-looking that they’re able to wear each others clothes, though ranging in age from 16 to 65.

    Admirable!

    But that’s not why we’re here. The kicker is that these female trio say they get mistaken for sisters.

    The Sun had shared the link via Twitter. But Twitter people did not take it. Just like they didn’t take it when another British publication tried to make us believe that these two were sisters and not mother and daughter.

    But they all jumped on the bandwagon after the picture of this black family went viral, because nobody could tell who the mother was.

    Comments ranged from…

    The person who foretold the coming of the Apocalpyse.

    https://twitter.com/_RomanElite/status/705008364959485952

    And posted pictures to portray that Blacks age faster.

    https://twitter.com/_RomanElite/status/705008838383112192

    Another disagreed right of the bat.

    This one as well.

    https://twitter.com/InformalMrTom/status/704977923003060224

    The Black Twitter came. The first person gave this more than epic reply.

    Then more.

    https://twitter.com/surfbortx/status/705003656836489216

    And more.

    And even more.

    https://twitter.com/messina67/status/705005049894854657

    This one even had to swear.

    https://twitter.com/BlxxdyB/status/705001915222982656

    No chill whatsoever.

    https://twitter.com/DarksknStruggle/status/705002553147310081

    What do we think?

    To each their own abeg! But there’s a reason there’s the phrase “Black don’t crack”.

    [zkk_poll post=21759 poll=content_block_standard_format_18]
  • Ciara Came To Nigeria Solely To Slay Everybody’s Life

    Ciara Came To Nigeria Solely To Slay Everybody’s Life

    After Kim Kardashian’s disappointing 2013 appearance at Darey’s first Like A Movie Concert, he stepped it up a notch by inviting Ciara for the third edition.

    And she slayed the Shakitibobo dance.

    She even went to inspire school children in Lagos.

    And she wore Iro and Buba to the schools.

    Then she spoke pidgin here..

    To crown it all, she took to the streets of Lagos.

    And because Aunty Kaffy had to tap into the annointing, she choreographed the dance.

    They took on Tekno Mile’s Duro.

    Of all the beautiful places in Lagos, they just had to choose Dolphin Estate to shoot this video.

    Smh!

    Even a random street in Ikeja GRA would’ve been better.

    Wait first…

    How much did they pay her to do all this orisirisi?

    For real though…

    Maybe Darey was using style to compensate for Kim Kardashian’s below par appearance.

    Ciara for president, unlike some people that wasted all the money that was spent on bringing them to Nigeria.

    https://twitter.com/ChefUgonma/status/704959494418243585

    Some people are awaiting epic shade from her though…

    No matter how much money she was paid, we love Ciara’s cool dance moves and we’re glad she put her appearance in Nigeria to good use.

    [zkk_poll post=21646 poll=content_block_standard_format_15]
  • These Nigerians Made Forbes List Of Africa’s Richest Billionaires

    These Nigerians Made Forbes List Of Africa’s Richest Billionaires
    In these hard and difficult economic times, there are people that are thriving. Being a millionaire isn’t the in thing any longer. The value of the naira has depreciated too much for it to matter. You have to be a billionaire and in dollars for everyone to know that you have arrived.
    Forbes has compiled a list of the richest Africans and as usual, there are Nigerians repping us! These are the Nigerians on the list:

    1. Aliko Dangote

    Coming in first on the list is Aliko Dangote. Is anybody surprised? I mean seriously. I’m sure some of us are like “Can somebody please take over from this man?” But he’s a hustler and it’s paying off. He’s the founder of Dangote Cement, which is Africa’s largest cement-production company. He’s worth $14.4 billion.

    2. Mike Adenuga

    Second on the list is Mike Adenuga. He’s now worth $10 billion, which is $6 billion more than he was worth last year. This increase in his fortune is attributed to the increase in value of his telecom, oil and real estate holdings.

    3. Femi Otedola

    He’s number fourteen on the list. Otedola is the controlling shareholder of Forte Oil, an oil marketing and power generation company. He’s worth $1.85 billion.

    4. Folorunsho Alakija

    She’s the sixteenth on the list. She’s the vice chair of Famfa Oil, an oil exploration company that has a 60% participating interest in block OML 127, one of Nigeria’s largest deepwater discoveries. She’s the only female Nigerian billionaire and one of Africa’s richest female billionaires. She’s worth $1.55 billion.

    5. Abdulsamad Rabiu

    Coming in at number twenty-two is Abdulsamad Rabiu. He is the founder of BUA Group which includes: sugar refining, cement production, real estate, logistics and port operations. He’s worth $1.1 billion. [zkk_poll post=21633 poll=content_block_standard_format_7]
  • We’ve Seen the Nigerian Pu… Ahem… Video and We Have Things to Say [NSFW]

    We’ve Seen the Nigerian Pu… Ahem… Video and We Have Things to Say [NSFW]

    By now, you’ve definitely heard of Princess Vitarah’s “Nigerian Pussy” song.

    And people can’t seem to make up their mind if they love it or hate it.

    Now before we start, we’re going to borrow an idea from Siyanda Panda 🙂

    Considering how sweet jollof rice is, we can’t really blame her.

    And that analogy makes sense when you think about it…

    Nigerian jollof better than Ghanaian jollof? Nigerians aren’t arguing – no matter what you mean by jollof.

    That Naija *jollof* is better than Ghanaian *jollof*

    This is what we have been saying since.

    That it’s the cream of the crop

    Preach it sister!

    That it’s so sweet that men pay for it…

    She reminds us of the feeling at every great party

    (or threesome)

    What happens to oyinbos when they taste Nigerian jollof

    This one is finished but he doesn’t know it yet.

    That Jollof is best with chicken

    That a great mama put can destroy your salary

    We’re still talking about jollof yeah?

    That great Jollof can make you Shoki

    Anyway, enjoy the video here

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MzBv98D-s&feature=youtu.be
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlrqGakejd4
    [zkk_poll post=21586 poll=content_block_standard_format_13]
  • Is M.I Abaga Really As Great As J.Cole?

    Is M.I Abaga Really As Great As J.Cole?

    Is this your face right now?

    Well it’s uncle M.I that started it oh.

    J. Cole fans were jejely tweeting their disappointment in him for failing to release the album he promised to drop in February 2016.

    https://twitter.com/lebolukewarm/status/704673340473151489

    Coincidentally, M.I dropped his much awaited mixtape on March 1.

    Mr J. Cole, M.I doesn’t have two heads now.

    And after listening to M.I’s illegal 3 mixtape, a passionate fan tweeted this.

    Someone then went to ask M.I this honest question..

    https://twitter.com/OlunuAbiodun/status/704591074744860672

    And this was his response.

    Ehn? M.I is great but is he really as great as the Jermaine Cole we all know?

    This was what Nigerians had to say sha.

    M.I isn’t so bad sha…

    J.Cole is not anybody’s mate please.

    But anybody can achieve greatness even from their backyard.

    https://twitter.com/briandark/status/704589225925222400

    Maybe he was standing too tall.

    Not everytime buy Naija to grow the Naira.

    But finally sha..

    You can listen to the mixtape here.

    [zkk_poll post=21513 poll=content_block_standard_format_15]
  • This is Absolutely The Greatest Trailer Jam of 2016!

    This is Absolutely The Greatest Trailer Jam of 2016!

    What happens when someone jumps into your jejely resting mentions?

    A Twitter user expressed her concern for the #FreeEse movement

    On August 12th 2015, Ese was taken by a man from her mother’s shop in Opolo, Bayelsa.

    The Twitter user shared her sentiments in a conversation with some of her followers.

    And she shared her opinion on those defending the Emir.

    @sugabelly @idomagirl if you cannot condemn kidnapping and rape as separate and distinct from your religion then you are troubled. End of.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 28, 2016

    Then this person tried to trailer jam her for her views.

    @larimah @sugabelly @idomagirl All you calling Emir of Kano out.. what has the Govt and Senators/Reps of her state done for her?

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 28, 2016

    She tried to make him understand her point.

    @olalekantunde @sugabelly @idomagirl did you read article at all? Parents are still seeking redress. Emir could have ended issue months ago

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 28, 2016

    But he insisted on his in-depth knowledge of the situation.

    @larimah @sugabelly @idomagirl Missy , i read this story over a week ago. I know what I’m tweeting. So don’t judge on what u just read.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    This then prompted her to ask what he was doing in her mentions.

    @olalekantunde @sugabelly @idomagirl Missy, if you read the article, why are you in my mentions asking dense questions?

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    And then he came for her with this tweet…

    @larimah Piece of Amphibian shit.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    And she clapped back with this..

    @olalekantunde stop taking about yourself like that. You should really do something about this poor self esteem.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    And instead of jejely taking a humble bow out of her mentions..

    @larimah lol. Take a look at your image. Lolololol.

    — Lekan Olatunde (@olalekantunde) February 29, 2016

    She clapped back hard with not just one tweet.. She told him the sad story of his life.

    Do you know the story of your birth, @olalekantunde? It’s a good one, let me tell it.

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    There was once proud old goat in the village, a strong muscular ram, so large it was worshiped @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Over the years age dwindled it to a shell of itself, but people respected the old goat. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    One day, the venerated ram was crossing the road and got hit by a car. As it lay dying a woman walked up to it. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    She found herself suddenly overcome w/ lust and lay down with it. W/ last breath, the dilapidated goat gave her his seed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    The woman fell pregnant and every night she worried what horrible beast grew in her womb. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Would it be a terrifying monster? A deformed creature no one would rest eyes on?@olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    Finally the child’s birth day arrived. The woman hid in the bush and pushed and pushed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    When the baby slid out the woman hurried to examine it and was disappointed. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    No fearful monster, no thing to inspire terror. Just an ordinary stupid child that wld grow into an ordinary stupid man. You.@olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    So she abandoned you in the bush to be found by the people you think are your parents today. @olalekantunde

    — Venerated RamGoat (@larimah) February 29, 2016

    HAY GOD!

    When someone tells you the story of your life and ends with how you’re a useless son of a goat.

    [zkk_poll post=21465 poll=content_block_standard_format_24]
  • Skepta Is Building A Children’s Playground In Ijebu Ode

    Skepta Is Building A Children’s Playground In Ijebu Ode
    It is not uncommon to find successful Nigerians in the diaspora making efforts to give back to their home country and now Skepta has decided to be one of them.

    Out of the spotlight, the British-Nigerian grime artist and MC is known as Joseph Junior Adenuga.

    Born in Nigeria and relocating to the UK with his family at only 3 years old, Skepta launched his musical career together with his younger brother JME in 2005.

    Skepta is one of the note-worthy names in the world of British grime and he is also a songwriter and record producer. He has also performed with top rappers Drake and Kanye West and was also on the remix of Wizkid’s Ojuelegba alongside Drake.

    After spending so many years away from home, 34 year old Skepta decided to give back to his home country, more specifically his home town in Ijebu Ode.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWCyQATDkV/?taken-by=skeptagram
    He started building a children’s playground in his father’s village in Ijebu Ode.

    On February 29, he shared pictures of the unfinished playground on his Instagram page. He explained that he’s building the playground to engage children in fun activities that will further enable them explore or develop various talents.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWDTUMzDlj/?taken-by=skeptagram
    He stated that the playground had to be launched by his mother in its unfinished state because she had to leave Nigeria for London the following day. Skepta believes the completion of the project will go a long way in inspiring the children.

    Hian! Why ‘launch’ an incomplete playground? Why not just wait? In fact, where is the playground?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCWDyDhzDmv/?taken-by=skeptagram
    As far as we are concerned Skepta’s lovely mummy rocked iro and buba with red beads to cut a yellow ribbon for a red dunlop tyre storage facility. Because we see no playground.

    Nigerians responded to the story of this unfinished playground on social media.

    Abeg, who dunlop tyre don inspire?

    https://twitter.com/MrBigzOfficial/status/704306251245682688

    The playground may be a poorly executed project but who gesture don epp?

    Should he demand a refund from the person he paid to build the playground?

    https://twitter.com/campalagirls/status/704414911821172736

    Bros, abeg which side the playground dey?

    https://twitter.com/isthecolor/status/704412102904123393

    We are just wondering sha..

    It wasn’t a joke afterall.

    @Ifeagbeja @Phardiga @Skepta Wait… is the playground real? Thought it was a humorous post o

    — AdaEZEnwa Chinanu (@Chynanu) March 1, 2016 [zkk_poll post=21418 poll=content_block_standard_format_13]
  • A Nigerian Teenage Girl Was Kidnapped And Forced Into Marriage And We Have Questions

    A Nigerian Teenage Girl Was Kidnapped And Forced Into Marriage And We Have Questions

    Abducted and far away from home, 14 year old Ese Oruru is an underage bride to her captor and is currently being held in Kano.

    On August 12 2015, Ese was taken by a man from her mother’s shop in Opolo, Bayelsa.

    Her mother Mrs Rose Oruru, a food vendor, had returned from the market to meet her daughter’s absence.

    Learning that Ese was last seen at 11 am of that day, a worried Mrs Oruru began a search for her daughter.

    She also informed the police and some of the northern artisans who bought food from her. She later learned of her daughter’s abduction from a man named Mohammed.

    The story was corroborated by another man named Dan Kano who promised to help bring Ese back home.

    Apparently, a certain Yinusa sold his commercial tricycle, packed up and took Ese to Kano for the sole purpose of marrying her and forcefully converting her to Islam.

    Dan Kano rather than fufill his promise, sent a man named Rabiu to accompany Mrs Oruru to a village in Kura, Kano where Ese was being held.

    They presented the case to the community chief of Kura but unfortunately, he wasn’t sympathetic and mentioned Ese being held at the Emir’s quarters. He also told the anguished mother that Ese had converted to Islam and was no longer the daughter of the Orurus.

    Rather than getting frustrated, Mrs Oruru only became more determined and marched to the said quarters with Rabiu.

    They were both barred from entering the palace but went on to report to Kwani police station after an elderly man alerted the police.

    Upon obtaining permission from the police station in his village, the Chief of Kura brought Ese to the Emir’s palace on August 17 but she was not granted access to see her mother.

    Following several visits to the police station and transfer of the case to the State Criminal Investigation Command in Kano and Bayelsa states, some men including Dan Kano were arrested in Bayelsa.

    Also, Yinusa contacted Mrs Oruru over the phone stating how he sought permission from Dan Kano before taking Ese with him.

    How does someone seek permission to take a teenage girl away from a man that is not related to her in any manner?

    Ese’s parents made another trip to Kwani police station on September 2 in the company of Dan Kano and the Chairman of the Hausa community in Yenogoa.

    They were received by the Emir of Kano who claimed to have previously sent a letter demanding Ese’s release on August 26.

    Ese’s parents turned to Non Governmental Organisations such as the Child Protection Network who have raised awareness to help secure her safe return to her family.

    The Inspector-General of police however credited the delay in tackling the case to the Emir’s absence due to his Hajj Umrah trip.

    This raises several questions. Should the police not be completely in charge of the case?

    Also, how many other teenage girls have been kidnapped and forced into marriages as such?

    How is it possible for her captor to be walking free despite being responsible for the kidnap of a minor?

    Why is a community chief preventing Ese’s release with obvious backing from the police in his community?

    Forced marriages stay on top of the list of things that negatively affect female teenagers. Kidnapped girls are also usually sexually exploited and manipulated in several other ways by their captors. We hope Ese gets safely reunited with her family.

    [zkk_poll post=21241 poll=content_block_standard_format_15]
  • Someone Compared These Famous People To Animals And It Is Absolutely Hilarious!

    Someone Compared These Famous People To Animals And It Is Absolutely Hilarious!
    We stumbled on these pictures and just had to share them.

    Vladmir Putin vs identical-looking dog.

    The resemblance is too real!

    Richard Branson vs scary-looking something.

    LMAO! This thing looks like him sha.

    Smiling Snoop Dogg vs smiling dog.

    The dog is cute. And he’s showing his teeth too.

    Squinting Taylor Lautner vs Llama.

    Hay God!! How can they do Taylor like this!?

    Extremely pissed off Samuel L. Jackson vs an even more extremely pissed off dog.

    If you saw him or the dog on a lonely road, shebi you’ll run in the other direction as fast as your legs can go?

    Madonna vs relaxing frog.

    Lool! The leg spread is epic!

    Kim Kardashian vs killer whale.

    LMAO. People are wicked sha! She was pregnant here smh.

    Donald Trumpet* vs unidentified animal.

    This must be where Donald Trumpet* gets all his wigs from. *Trumpet because he’s always blowing his own horn.*

    Angry-looking Hitler vs even angrier-looking cat.

    I’m sure he would have loved this cat — if they met each other.

    Tired-looking Adrien Brody vs tired-looking monkey.

    Tired eyes? Check. Pointy nose? Check. Thin lips? Check ?

    Smirking Harrison Ford vs smirking dog.

    The dog is cute!

    John Travolta vs drooling dog.

    This dog perfectly describes John Travolta.

    A happy Leonardo DiCaprio vs strutting cat.

    LOL! Leonardo strutting around after his Oscar win.

    Smug-looking Snoop Dogg vs smug-looking doggie with the popsicle.

    He picked his stage name wisely sha! Snoop Doggy Dogg ?
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  • The 2016 Oscars Were Exactly Like A Nollywoood Movie And Here’s Why

    The 2016 Oscars Were Exactly Like A Nollywoood Movie And Here’s Why
    The most critically-acclaimed Academy Awards happened recently and some of the things that happened made us nearly fall off our chairs in shock and laughter. Here are some of the things that made the Oscars feel like a Nollywood  movie script.

    The host of the awards, Chris Rock began by throwing major shade at the organisers for the lack of diversity the categories had.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsTs-xNuBms
    He came mercilessly for everybody.

    He then proceeded to troll Will and Jada Smith for boycotting the Oscars.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCXqkz8whrt/?tagged=chrisrock
    Did anybody even invite them in the first place?

    He reminded us of Patience Ozokwor, the one and only revered queen of shade in Nollywood.

    Only her can begin an opening scene launching missiles of shade on everybody.

    After being snubbed four times, and pulling an Nkiru Sylvanus on the world with his role in The Revenant movie…

    And being extremely pitiful…

    Can you spot the difference between this man and Nkiru Sylvanus?

    Leonardo Dicarprio finally won the Oscar he had been crying for.

    YASS!

    And just like how we sometimes expect to see Ramsey Nouah slay a nice movie and the directors choose to snub him and slap Emeka Ike on our faces instead…

    Because one-syllable-at-a-time-speaking Emeka does it better than everybody else.

    The Academy also chose to snub awesome nominated movies like The Martian and Star Wars and awarding movies like Spotlight and The Hateful Eight.

    This Ela was unnecessary sha.

    And the mother of plot twists, right after making this ridiculous statement….

    This happened.

    When you have to do the dance of shame in the market.

    Not to forget, the dramatic wardrobe assemble.

    Because stylish clothes are too mainstream.

    When you have to be young and be someone’s old fairy god mother at the same time.

    The lack of diversity is currently being addressed by the Academy. In the light of that, we look forward to when Nigerian and in general, African movies will make a big impact in the international scene.

  • There Is A Weird Conversation On Nairaland About Village Girls Being Better Than City Girls

    There Is A Weird Conversation On Nairaland About Village Girls Being Better Than City Girls
    So, for as long as there have been “township” and “village” and especially with the advent of Nollywood, there’s been the belief that village girls are better than city girls.

    Why would anyone care about who is ‘better’?

    Why a comparison is even necessary is hella confusing but ok oh. According to a proponent on Nairaland, these are the reasons why they are better:

    Attitude

    Village ladies grow up with the right orientation and attitude that boost their moral values and norms this can melt the heart of every man of “goodwill”. Village ladies are brought up with a drilling knowledge of respect and attitude.

    Fidelity

    The city lifestyle is a wild one and most ladies in the city have been swept away by the tide. Some women find it difficult to deal with the sexual strength and capacity of their husband/BOO because they have been exposed to different sexual escapades. Ironically, even their fellow city men feel that their already explored sexuality might pose the possibility of marital infidelity. They feel more confident in marrying village ladies who — to an extent — can guarantee fidelity.

    Submissive

    Either by nature or nurture, men feel they are superior to women and like it when they get a lot of respect from women — a reason they hate any woman that will challenge their superiority. City girls have been so exposed to similar and equal life styles that can lead to tension in the home. Men know that village ladies pose no threat when it comes to class and level and feel more comfortable with that rather than engaging in a class tug of war from city ladies.

    Homely

    Village ladies have very homely qualities that make a man happy. They know it is their duties to do the dishes, laundry, cook, make the home and still take care of the children where necessary. City ladies however feel that the modern world in its unwritten law desire men to also help in the house chores.

    Career

    The issue of career is always a big problem to men. As much as every man love successful women, they dislike it when a woman’s job becomes her priority and he is relegated to the second position. The higher a woman goes, the more a man finds her unapproachable. Village ladies are very enterprising instead and know how to combine the two — her career and home.

    Understanding

    Village ladies are cool-headed and have learnt to tame their emotion so as to allow them understand their spouse. City ladies though educated and intelligent sometimes lack the basic sense required in understanding the mood and turmoil of a man and this can lead to tension when they cannot act appropriately. Every right thinking man would rather marry a village lady knowing that there is a telepathic understanding between the two of them.

    Economical

    Village ladies understand moderation and have learnt the skills to economize. City ladies find it difficult to deal with less than they have been exposed to and some can even raise hell if they do not get what they are used to. The humble upbringing of most village ladies equips them for any situation whether rain or shine. This is main reason most village ladies are not “GOLD DIGGERS”.

    Hian!

    Basically, this man is saying that “city women” are not wife material because they’ve been given excess freedom and education, so they have developed a huge ego and do not see men as important. Or because these city women live the city life, they’re not equipped to handle anything life throws at them. I say that is total bullshit! [zkk_poll post=21136 poll=content_block_standard_format_12] All images taken from If Tomorrow Never Comes.
  • Should this Couple Be on the New Cabin Biscuit Cover?

    Should this Couple Be on the New Cabin Biscuit Cover?

    Remember Cabin biscuits?

    They have one of the most iconic brand covers of all time. (And they’re so nice! I’m craving pako flakes all of a sudden)

    Anyway, Twitter user @Monsiuer_T posted this tweet…

    Aren’t they so cute?

    No seriously. Their smiles are just beautiful; I feel happier already!

    Then someone came with this suggestion…

    Huh?!

    Well… when you think about it…

    I mean they aren’t actually eating Cabin biscuits like the original cover but…

    Then another Twitter user @Rookey2 did this…

    It actually looks quite nice!

    Abi you don’t agree?

    So what do you think? Classic Cabin or New Cabin?

    [zkk_poll post=21059 poll=content_block_standard_format_7]
  • Meet David Uzochukwu, The Austro-Nigerian Photographer Who Is Doing Great Things!

    Meet David Uzochukwu, The Austro-Nigerian Photographer Who Is Doing Great Things!
    Those making their marks in the world are getting younger and younger.

    At just seventeen years old, David Uzochukwu has already achieved a lot!

    Born in Innsbruck, Austria in 1998, to a Nigerian father and European mother, he has already received recognition from photosharing site Flickr, camera manufacturers Canon and photography community EyeEm, who awarded him their 2014 Photographer of the Year– which is a pretty big deal.

    He takes photos for The Paris Opera, Adobe Photoshop and Yale School of Art.

    Adobe commissioned twenty-five visual artists to create a piece in honour of Photoshop’s 25th anniversary and he was one of them. He was also created visuals for The Paris Opera (Opéra Nationale de Paris).

    Through photography, he expresses his yearning to be free to live as an artist and who he is.

    His photos shows his love for bold colours and his yearning from freedom.

    David wants to create work that actually changes something.

    He is a big defender of intersectionality and cares about anything that keeps someone from living the best life they possibly could.

    His newer works portrays people that are being discriminated against at different levels. Through this, their stories are being told.

    View his work on his website.
  • What About Olajumoke’s Husband?

    What About Olajumoke’s Husband?
    Let’s start with a few questions. What is Olajumoke Orisaguna’s husband’s name? What is his job? If you were able to correctly answer these questions, then congratulations, you’re one of the few Nigerians that’s actually looking beneath the surface of Olajumoke’s success.
    For your information, his name is Sunday Orisaguna. He is an artisan and makes aluminium doors and windows. Olajumoke’s story has taken Nigeria and the world by storm and since she stumbled into Tinie Tempah’s photoshoot, it’s been all anyone can talk about.

    But have we paused to think about her husband? What is his role in all this? How can we make sure he isn’t left out of his wife’s success?

    But why can’t her husband take care of the home and kids, while Olajumoke makes the money??

    https://twitter.com/MissIgho/status/702793416292372480

    So far, it’s looking like he’s being left behind.

    Some think that TY Bello has done her best and isn’t obligated to do anymore than she has done already.

    Some say Olajumoke is proud.

    #Olajumoke’sHusbandMattersToo.

    Or we might be worrying over nothing.

    Praise Fowowe, a family life coach, shared a really thoughtful piece on Facebook which specifically talks about this.

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    My thoughts today – Praise Fowowe The Husband of the Breadseller versus The Husband of the ModelI appreciate you…
    Posted by Praise Fowowe on Wednesday, February 17, 2016 He shared..”The Husband of the Breadseller versus The Husband of the Model: For the record, no story has been told of her marital relationship prior her stardom. The Yoruba speaking Olajumoke who was intellectually compatible with her husband left the house that fateful day. But, there is a new Jumoke now, one who has become a cynosure and the latest celeb in the nation.”
    He continued.. “What role would this play in her family life? May I state here that all the corporate giants that have suddenly rolled out their drums to beat a new dance for Jumoke, the beautiful bride, should also extend the same gestures to her husband so we do not end up with a celeb whose marriage may struggle in days to come.”

    These are some of his suggestions:

    – “The husband must be made to go through the same level of training Jumoke is exposed to. There is no point giving this man a modern wife when he may remain an ancient man. If Jumoke, the celebrity, is going to be an English speaking one, her husband must also become one.” – “Carefully manage the relationship between Jumoke, her husband and their extended family. This is Africa and we all know the implications.” – “Keep Jumoke close to TY Bello or Tara Fela-Durotoye; these are two women who have been able to match corporate success with domestic success. A scandal on our beautiful bride is a news we would not want to hear as all sorts of juicy offers will come her way. It takes a values driven person to resist some of the offers which may come from some quarters that I shall not mention here. Jumoke needs to be this values driven person; she needs to be groomed to be this person.

    QUESTION: If Olajumoke was a man, would anyone care about finding the spouse a job?

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  • A UNILAG Student Has Graduated With The Best CGPA In Nigerian History!

    A UNILAG Student Has Graduated With The Best CGPA In Nigerian History!

    If you have ever thought getting a perfect CPGA at the university is impossible, well think again.

    A Nigerian student recently graduated from the University of Lagos with a CGPA of 5.0.

    This means he scored As in all the courses he studied throughout the 4 years he spent at the university.

    Ayodele Dada Daniel of the department of Psychology has set the record as the best graduating student in the history of the University of Lagos.

    He is also the first Nigerian student to ever graduate with a perfect CGPA and will be graduating along with 10,907 other finalists from the University on March 1.

    Nigerians weren’t left out of the gist.

    And threw this shade at Olajumoke.

    Haters gon hate.

    Some employers might not be impressed still.

    For the olodo people…

    https://twitter.com/Mr_Gozie/status/702561429434605568

    But does Daniel have two heads?

    But let’s be honest sha…

    It takes a lot more than brains to get a perfect CPGA. Discipline, hardwork and resilience are also very important.

    We wish Daniel all the best and hope this feat will take him far in life.
  • Ben Bruce Didn’t Buy Naija And Nigerians Came For Him

    Ben Bruce Didn’t Buy Naija And Nigerians Came For Him

    Nigerian businessman and senator Ben Bruce, is very motivational when he’s not carrying out his parliamentary duties.

    And blessing Nigerians with tweets like this:

    And his oh-so-wonderful achievements.

    His genuine and passionate love for his dear country Nigeria, led him to start the trend #BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira

    In his opinion, buying locally made products is the quickest way to salvage the not-so-awesome Nigerian economic situation.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518fu0DV6QI

    As part of his social activism, he recently launched his book “Common sense Revolution”.

    This patriotic and loyal Nigerian had his book published and printed outside the country, in the USA.

    Ehn Ehn?

    Nigerians had this to say about this betrayal.

    Some wanted to unfollow him on Twitter.

    https://twitter.com/PRODEEGY/status/702369700433567744

    Practising what you preach is a key to success.

    Because free books are everything.

    Maybe he was worried about piracy.

    And when the banter becomes unbearable…

    https://twitter.com/Femi_17/status/702393603050610689

    When a book about buying locally made products is published overseas.

    What about Evans Brothers, Kachifo and other Nigerian publishers?

    In his defence.

    But in the end..

    [zkk_poll post=20341 poll=content_block_standard_format_17]

    And now watch this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETdh7CfBoPQ
  • Watch 100 Years Of Black Men’s Hair Trends In Just Over A Minute

    Watch 100 Years Of Black Men’s Hair Trends In Just Over A Minute
    Ever wondered what hair looked like for black men, over time? Well, WatchCut has created a video to answer that!

    The video shows that hair for black men was a political statement. It also shows how the society influenced how the black men styled their hair.

    From the hats in the 1910s.

    Black men in those times never left their houses without one.

    To the side parts in the 30s.

    Most of our grandparents rocked this style.

    To the black berrets in the 60s.

    This was the signature look of the Black Panthers, who were part of the Civil Rights Movement.

    To the big afro in the 70s.

    Having this kind of hair was a political statement at the time. It signalled rebellion. It showed that one was choosing to not conform to societal expectations.

    The free-form hair in the 80s.

    Modelled after the famous American artist Jean-Michel Basquiat.

    The fade in the 2010s.

    And ironically, this is the go-to style for a lot of white men.

    Watch the full video:

    Check out the behind-the-scenes for the research that was done for this project.

  • Check Out This Tannery In Kano State That Supplies Louis Vuitton!

    Check Out This Tannery In Kano State That Supplies Louis Vuitton!
    Eleanor Whitehead, the West African correspondent for The Economist, who is currently in Nigeria shared this image on Twitter.

    It is a photo of one of the few tanneries in Kano and their quality is so good that they supply Louis Vuitton!

    The tannery is owned by an Igbo businessman. His name is Chief Koffy Ndubuisi Udeagha.

    Though we’re impressed that a local company supplies such an important fashion house, we still wonder why we can’t export our locally made shoes and other leather products?

    We’re sure that the prices these processed leather materials are sold to Louis Vuitton are nowhere near how much they sell their finished designer bags and shoes.
    [zkk_poll post=20298 poll=content_block_standard_format_6]
  • According To Vogue Italia These Are Nigeria’s Most Stylish Men

    According To Vogue Italia These Are Nigeria’s Most Stylish Men
    We’ve said that our Nigerian men can dress for the gods. It seems like the world is realising that as well. Renowned International magazine, Vogue Italia, made a list of Nigeria’s most stylish men.

    The photoshoot was done by Nigerian-American photographer Ike Ude.

    They are:

    Alex Ekubo

    Ozy Agu

    Denola Adepetun a.k.a Denola Grey

    Nobel Igwe

    Uti Nwachukwu

    Mai Atafo

    Banky W

    Julius Agwu

    Gideon Okeke

    Jim Iyke

    We would have loved it if our hot Nigerian brothers like RMD, Basket Mouth, Ebuka, Don Jazzy, Iyanya, and the rest made this list though. [zkk_poll post=20062 poll=content_block_standard_format_14]
  • Watch This Little Nigerian Girl Slay At The New York Fashion Week

    Watch This Little Nigerian Girl Slay At The New York Fashion Week

    At only 10, this little Nigerian-American girl has experienced a lot of struggles which include body shaming and bullying from her peers.

    Egypt Ify Umele, a fifth grader at a school in Queens, New York got teased mercilessly and called all sorts of names.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BB_MjYnHsDp/?taken-by=bullychasers
    The bullying resulted in her going to the hospital on many occasions. She was also once stabbed with a pencil.

    Being a creative child who started sewing using thread and needle, she launched her clothing line named ‘ChubiiLine’.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCHs2hansL2/?taken-by=bullychasers
    Moving on from thread and needle, she started making clothes for her dolls and then proceeded to making adult and children clothes using her grandmother’s sewing machine.

    Her clothing line was her clapback for her haters. ChubiiLine was named after one of the names the bullies called her “Chubby” and is targeted for children, adults and also features plus-size pieces.

    Her clothes were showcased for the first time at the 2016 New York Fashion Week and she has become the first child plus-size designer to grace the fashion show.

    Ify wants to bring Africa to America through her designs especially through the use of African prints and styles.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BA5CCF_nsJ-/?taken-by=bullychasers

    Check out this video of her collection at the 2016 New York Fashion Week.

    We wish her all the best and hope all her dreams come true.

  • This Guy Made A Mixtape For Buhari And It’s Hilariously Accurate!

    This Guy Made A Mixtape For Buhari And It’s Hilariously Accurate!
    A lot of Nigerians have been displeased with our honourable president, Muhammadu Buhari and they are not hiding their mouth. A creative Nigerian has created a mixtape, just like the Ministers List we made months ago.

    Twitter user @Dousche_Bag created this epic mixtape about Buhari’s performance so far, using the titles of popular songs by popular American musicians as his inspiration!

    These are our favs:

    1. Hello (From A Private Flight)

    Inspiration is from  Adele’s “Hello”.

    2. Sai My Name, Sai My Name

    Inspired by Destiny’s Child’s “Say My Name”.

    3. Campaign Papi (feat Osi’Banj)

    Inspired by Drake’s other name “Champagne Papi”.

    4. How Low Can You Go (Oil price Diss)

    Inspired by Ludacris’ song of the same name.

    5. How Much A Dollar Cost?

    Inspired by Kendrick Lemar’s song also of the same name.

    6. I Can’t Stay One Place (When I’m With You)

    Inspired by The Weeknd’s “Can’t Feel My Face”.

    7. The Blame Game

    Inspired by Kanye West’s “Blame Game”.
  • The Story Of WAEC And The Processing Fee

    The Story Of WAEC And The Processing Fee
    The West African Examinations Commissions (WAEC), the major examination body for West African secondary school finalists is currently under fire.

    As a result of an anti-corruption crack down on the examination bodies in Nigeria, a financial discrepancy was discovered by the minister of finance, Mrs Kemi Adeosun

    And while Nigerians were stilll processing that information, these tweets dropped on Twitter.

    It was alleged that an NGO had requested for the shortlist of the best students in the 2014/2015 WAEC examination.

    The purpose of the request was to reward the students for doing well and also inspire other students towards excellence in their studies.

    However, the second photo in the tweet was the screenshot of the alleged response the NGO received from WAEC.

    They were asked to pay a processing fee of 1.85 million Naira before getting access to the short list.

    And after speaking with the NGO for confirmation…

    To confirm the veracity of this story, I spoke to the CEO of EDUBOX and he confirmed WAEC requested N1.8million from them for processing.

    — Abd’Aziz Bakare (@Backarray) February 22, 2016

    The CEO also told me he immediately called WAEC to protest the fees and offered a lesser amount but they said it is non-negotiable.

    — Abd’Aziz Bakare (@Backarray) February 22, 2016

    As expected, the tweet generated massive reactions from Nigerians. They mentioned how convenient it was for WAEC to announce the failure of the candidates at no cost.

    https://twitter.com/Seyi__/status/701793945605578752

    How they are enemies of progress.

    Some felt the response from WAEC was legit.

    https://twitter.com/yew1e/status/701727439253336064
    [zkk_poll post=20010 poll=content_block_standard_format_10]
  • According to Meryl Streep, “We Are All Africans”

    According to Meryl Streep, “We Are All Africans”
    So respected veteran actress of the Hollywood industry made a really controversial statement recently, when she was in Berlin heading up her first international film jury. When she was asked if she was familiar with world cinema, particularly films from Africa and the Middle East, she said she had recently seen the Jordanian film “Theeb,” about a Bedouin boy on a hazardous mission in the desert, and also “Timbuktu,” about Islamist militants taking over the fabled Malian city. But what really caught everyone’s attention was:
    The thing that I notice is that there is a core of humanity that travels right through every culture. And after all, we’re all from Africa originally, you know. We’re all Berliners; we’re all Africans, really.
    This statement followed an uproar over the all-white Oscar acting nominee selection for a second straight year. The brouhaha forced the movie industry to confront how blacks, Asians and Latinos are represented in Hollywood.
    It later came to light that Meryl Streep’s “We’re all Africans, really” comment was a direct response to a question about Arab and African films, not a response to questions about the Film Festival’s all white jury, as originally suggested. But according to science, we really are all Africans, so even if she was taken out of context, she’s might still be right.

    Watch the video below:

    [zkk_poll post=19825 poll=content_block_standard_format_5] Featured image via The Daily Beast.
  • We Watched Rihanna’s Work Video and This is What We Think

    We Watched Rihanna’s Work Video and This is What We Think

    Riri has a new video *grabs, popcorn, fan and anointing oil*

    Because the teaser was straight fire abeg.

    1. See her swags! Oh baby girl on pink jacket!!

    Nah, Rihanna is always on point.

    2. Hay God! She has started with adult butterfly! This is gonna be a deadly video.

    3. Eleyi ma fa Igbo. Riri don’t follow bad friends oh!

    *This one is smoking weed*

    4. Isn’t that floor dirty?

    Fine girl stand up, don’t dirty your cloth please.

    5. These people can throw correct party! See barbeque!

    6. Oh boy, they are nearing themselves oh!

    7. They have now fully neared themselves!

    Oga Drake, what is 16 + 6?

    8. Ah it’s 2 videos?! *cries in coconut oil and shea butter*

    What have we done to deserve this blessing?

    9. HA! Omolomo is not wearing complete cloth oh!

    …and look at how Drake too is just sitting in the chair! He will not even offer her jacket in case she cold.

    10. WAIT! Who stole the balance of her skirt?

    Shame to bad people. She still looks spicy, your plan did not work.

    11. It’s like uncle is having cough at the back.

    Us too sir. Us too…

    12. She is now looking directly at me and the answer to anything she asks me is “yes ma”.

    Yes mother, I am here for you.

    13. This guy needs to leave, he is talking too much! Ah!

    It’s kuku good that your part in the song is short.

    14. She is still looking at me oh!

    I’m coming ma, let me just bath and wear shoe.

    Nah, that video left us like…

    Anyway, enjoy the videos as we have enjoyed the videos

  • Kanye West’s Tweets Are The Answers To Life’s Questions

    Kanye West’s Tweets Are The Answers To Life’s Questions

    Kanye West is the new Twitter fingers, take a break Meek Mill.

    Top class rapper, designer of clothes (that we don’t know who wears), seasoned producer and patron saint of drama recently dropped inspirational bars (tweets) to live by, on one of the days his fingers came alive.

    1. When someone wants to act childish in the exam hall.

    2. When area boys want you to drop something.

    3. When you almost miss out on free food.

    4. When nobody knows your struggle.

    5. When you still want that extra money.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BB_ZAo0O0GE/?taken-by=whypree_tho_vip

    6. The ones who will work hard to keep their families together.

    7. When you’re close to seizing the bae.

    8. For the really shy guys.

    Are you inspired yet? When next you’re on the hunt for answers to your questions, simply drop by Mr West’s Twitter page.

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  • Olajumoke’s Catwalk Is On Point!

    Olajumoke’s Catwalk Is On Point!

    Everyone knows Olajumoke can take a great picture.

    Serving face!?

    But can she walk down a runway? Olajumoke shared this IG video a few days ago, showing her practicing her walk.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BB-6X8QLDN0/
    Too cute!

    She then made her runway debut at the Lagos Polo Club Fashion Show and completely slayed!!!

    Jesus!

    From the outfit, to the natural hair and simple makeup! This is the Olajumoke we love to see!

    Just a month ago, she was hawking bread and making less than N1000 a day!

    After the event, a proud Olajumoke shared this video of her walking the runway.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCBkd7SrDEs/
    Not bad for a first attempt!

    What do you think about Olajumoke’s runway walk?

    Head to polls.zikoko.com to vote!
  • When A Nigerian Football Fan Is Unpatriotic

    When A Nigerian Football Fan Is Unpatriotic

    It is expected that an event, everyone present should dress according to the occasion.

    And slay while at it, that’s if slaying is a religion for you.

    This tweet shows a Nigerian man wearing a Chelsea FC jersey to a Nigerian Premier League event.

    https://twitter.com/Emperor_derek/status/699610512707952640
    Why didn’t he dress like his patriotic companion wearing the  Awka United jersey?
    This is Nigeria, what are you doing?

    Was he trying to make a rebellious fashion statement?

    Or is the Nigerian jersey not fine enough for him?

    Maybe he has too much international exposure.

    Even IJGBs wear Nigerian jerseys to Nigerian football matches held outside the country.

    When someone chooses to wear an international jersey to a Nigerian sports event.

    Nigerians had this to say..

    Someone made this comparison.

    https://twitter.com/BluntWithTruth/status/699725915627110400

    Perhaps he has little passion for Nigerian football.

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  • According To A UK Company, This Is The Ideal Nigerian Man

    According To A UK Company, This Is The Ideal Nigerian Man
    So, this UK online pharmacy, Superdrug Online Doctors, published nineteen photoshopped images of the same man showing the ideal body type from different countries.

    This is the original picture.

    Each image was photoshopped to represent a specific country’s ideal body type, by a graphic designer from that country. Countries included the Philippines, Croatia, Russia, Pakistan, Macedonia, Indonesia, Egypt and Colombia. Superdrug gave designers “minimal instructions” and free reign to do with the original image as they saw fit.

    These were the results.

    The designers photoshopped everything from hair colour to build and facial hair.

    It was all fine and dandy until we saw this one. This one of the ideal Nigerian man.

    We have questions.

    Like…

    WHO EDITED THIS IMAGE?

    WHAT WAS HE OR SHE THINKING?

    DO NIGERIAN MEN ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THIS?

    Do they not know that RMD is the ideal Nigerian man?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/_JO1ApLy5w/?taken-by=mofedamijo

    Or Gbenro Ajibade?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BB7tBm6LU3f/?taken-by=gbenroajibade

    Or OC Ukeje?

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  • Here Is Why Tonto Dikeh Is The Most Coded Of Them All

    Here Is Why Tonto Dikeh Is The Most Coded Of Them All

    Beautiful Nigerian actress and celebrity Tonto Dikeh should be crowned queen of all things coded.

    Or maybe she just really likes the letter “X”.

    In August 2015, she shocked Nigerians with pictures of the introduction ceremony with her boyfriend Mr X.

    Nobody knows when the relationship and engagement happened but she is Mrs X now sha.

    Her husband’s name and identity was uncovered by Nigerians and their amebo skills.

    ​He is Oladunni Churchill, Nigerian businessman and nephew of former president Obasanjo.

    In that same covert manner of hers, she dropped pictures of her pregnancy shoot to announce the birth of her first child.

    And now the baby is known as baby X just because she calls her husband Mr X.

    So she was pregnant all this while…

    Who would have thought?

    Pictures of the baby are yet to be released, maybe she wants to pull a Tiwa Savage.

    We’re still wondering what X means and why she’s hiding from Nigerians.

    Maybe she holds their amebo and gossip skills in serious reverence sha.

    Congratulations to Tonto Dikeh and her family.

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  • Poll: Do You Think These Goats Are Finer Than Puppies?!

    Poll: Do You Think These Goats Are Finer Than Puppies?!

    CNN decided to write a WHOLE story on a Nigerian Dwarf Goat born in Boston, US.

    The goat, called Chewbacca is American of Nigerian descent.

    And some Nigerians are claiming that our Nigerian goats are cuter than puppies!

    How can?! Are they not meant for making pepper soup??

    So we want to know, do you think these goats are finer than puppies??

    [zkk_poll post=19437 poll=content_block_standard_format_2] [zkk_poll post=19437 poll=content_block_standard_format_3]

    Goat or puppy?

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  • Have You Ever Seen This Type Of Friendship Photoshoot Before?

    Have You Ever Seen This Type Of Friendship Photoshoot Before?

    Can a guy and girl just be friends?

    The consensus is divided on that one.

    But we’re here to show you this lit photoshoot we found. 

    Yes. This one! ?

    The cute couple took these pictures for Valentine’s Day! Check out this one too.

    In the above pictures, the guy says they’re just friends.

    Really?

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  • A Child Abandoned And Accused Of Being A Witch Has Been Rescued By A Good Samaritan

    A Child Abandoned And Accused Of Being A Witch Has Been Rescued By A Good Samaritan
    Witchcraft is very rampant in Nigeria. At least, some religious people will have you believe that. And who bears the brunt of it? Children who have been deemed witches by their families, because of what the pastor said or because the child is acting “abnormally”.

    That was the situation of this three year old boy.

    The child who couldn’t fend for himself was left for dead in Uyo, Akwa Ibom state after being branded a witch. People passed by this child and did nothing to help him.

    The severely malnourished child was rescued by Anja Ringgren Lovén, who gave him water and Digestive biscuit as shown in this picture that went viral.

    Anja Ringgren Lovén, the Danish founder of the African Children’s Aid Education and Development Foundation. She sold everything she owned and moved to Nigeria three years ago, where she found this organization, with her partner David, through which she uses education “to break superstition in Nigeria”.
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    Posted by Anja Ringgren Lovén on Sunday, January 31, 2016

    The boy who has been named ‘Hope’ by Anja, is currently in the hospital and is being cared for by her and treated for malnutrition and worms. He has received a blood transfusion as well.

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    Posted by Anja Ringgren Lovén on Sunday, January 31, 2016

    Hope is much better now, but can’t speak yet.

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    Posted by Anja Ringgren Lovén on Monday, February 1, 2016

    He now moves around and plays with Anja and David’s son.

    When he’s sufficiently recovered, Hope will be joining other children in the orphanage run by the charitable organization.

  • We Love Olajumoke, But She Better Not Get Her Card Before Us

    We Love Olajumoke, But She Better Not Get Her Card Before Us

    It’s been just over 2 weeks since Olajumoke’s life has drastically changed for the better.

    Stunning!

    And the beautiful mother of two’s story has been everywhere.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBxcta6LDCI/

    Raking in contracts and endorsements.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BBzk9E6yvcs/?taken-by=stanbicibtc

    And even becoming a motivational speaker…

    From making that bread to getting that bread na! *$$$$*

    And today National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) decided that we should all be like Olajumoke..

    Heh!

    And Nigerians are not having any of this at all!

    Those of us that were smart and walked in 3 years ago nko?

    @nimc_ng I was smart and walked into your centre 3yrs ago.Still card not ready.Why? Because I’m an ordinary citizen I suppose. #Spits

    — clement afo (@Drclemzz) February 18, 2016

    And the rest of us don’t deserve our picture taken?

    ????”@TosinOlugbenga: @nimc_ng Why didn’t you take picture with me when I came and put it online… Na wa for you o

    — slim (@slimTee09) February 18, 2016

    In fact, some Nigerians brought receipts!

    @nimc_ng I enrolled since 2014, till now no temporary slip to check d card status and no permanent card. ??? pic.twitter.com/MjOFjwt1Fh

    — AMoore (@ahmedaliu55) February 18, 2016

    Some people enrolled since 2012!

    @nimc_ng I enrolled for mine since 2012 but yet to get the permanent card.

    — FADEYI OLAYINKA (@fadeyiolayinka) February 18, 2016

    Even 2003!

    Look at these bastards @nimc_ng tryna jump on the Olajumoke bandwagon for a cheap pop when my Pops hasn’t gotten ID he reg’d for in 2003

    — K’obi (@Mhagayr) February 18, 2016

    Some valid points were made.

    @nimc_ng Pls respect ur work and allow us hear word e say be like her, if she came 2months ago u’ll not be saying and posting a pic

    — hadiza potts (@hadizahm) February 18, 2016

    And Nigerians accused NIMC of doing busy body work LOL!

    @Mr_ThankGod @nimc_ng

    Don’t mind them joor, busy bodies. Instead of doing their work, they are busy doing Olajumoke. Awon gbeborun. — Deji Teye (@mydeji247) February 18, 2016

    And eye-service too.

    @nimc_ng you people should stop this eye service and handover our permanent cards… since 2012… I hail una oo

    — Ezeh lily (@Ogeh2011) February 18, 2016

    This man has requested a centre in his area, so he too can walk in ‘unsolicited’ of course..

    ypu have no center in my area to walk into unsolicited o. Fix that! @nimc_ng

    — ♜’Seyifunmi♜ (@Im_a_MARVEL) February 18, 2016

    People are getting fed up of companies using Olajumoke to promote EVERYTHING.

    @fadeyiolayinka @nimc_ng

    Olajumoke went to do biometric, dem dey announce. Very soon if She they go pooh-pooh-pooh, they’ll follow her. — Deji Teye (@mydeji247) February 18, 2016

    As expected, NIMC denied all these allegations and said it’s ‘unusual’ to not receive your ID card on time..

    @ahmedaliu55 That is unusual, pls send a DM with your full name, date of birth and phone number as entered when you enrolled.

    — NIMC (@nimc_ng) February 18, 2016

    But sha all we smell are lies..

    And Nigerians do too.

    @nimc_ng Get serious. ..you are a national agency that has let people down…stop pandering and get proper work done

    — Olufemi AWOYEMI (@OlufemiAwoyemi) February 18, 2016 GBAM!

    We love Olajumoke and her story is touching and amazing but we can’t help but feel that some people are not as well-intentioned as they claim. We wish Olajumoke a bright future sha.

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  • Good Samaritans Still Exist in Nigeria And Here Is One Example

    Good Samaritans Still Exist in Nigeria And Here Is One Example

    Acts of kindness little or large, go a long way in changing the lives of others. Many people have been rendered homeless or helpless due to one situation or the other.

    This Facebook user, Ray Ugba Murphy found an old lady who appeared to have lost her memory wandering around the streets of Calabar.

    Not remembering any name of even one member of her family, she only recalls her home town, Ikot Abasi.

    As he further explained in his post..

    I found this old lady wandering the streets of Calabar and she is obviously suffering from dementia! She has lost her memory due to old age! She cannot recall anything. Not the names of her family members or the name of her street. she only recalls that she is a native of Ikot Abasi! She probably stepped out of the house and can’t find her way back. Obviously, her people would be looking for her. Please help share her pictures until someone can recognise her and come for her. We need to get her home to her family. Much thanks for sharing and do keep sharing!

    He shared her pictures and asked Nigerians to help her return to her family.

    He even fed her..

    Although his post got shared more than 500 times by concerned and well meaning Nigerians, she remains out of contact with her family.

    Taking matters into his hands, Ray Morphy checked her into a Catholic-run old People’s Home in Calabar where she can be easily traced by relations.

    Kudos to Ray Morphy for his act of kindness and compassion for the elderly. He is an example of the well-meaning Nigerians who would stop at nothing to help others. We hope the old lady’s relations are located on time.