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  • Husband Of Domestic Abuse Victim, Ronke Shonde, Has Been Arrested

    Husband Of Domestic Abuse Victim, Ronke Shonde, Has Been Arrested
    Less than 48 hours after speaking to The Punch in hiding and denying killing his wife, Mr Lekan Shonde has been arrested.

    He was pictured in police custody in a tweet shared by the Lagos Rapid Response Squad.

    More details about his arrest will come up shortly.

  • This Hilarious Video Basically Sums Up What Happens When You Try To Break Up With A Yoruba Woman

    This Hilarious Video Basically Sums Up What Happens When You Try To Break Up With A Yoruba Woman

    You used to be so in love with your Yoruba bae and enjoyed your relationship for 7 good years and even wore the same aso ebi to weddings.

    But it’s 2016 and you want to move on to newer things. Your demon traits must sha come to life.

    Don’t even waste your time because one of these could be her reaction:

    She could just jejely wait for you to explain where you think you’re going because of ordinary breakup.

    https://twitter.com/iHermosaaa/status/719664248360673280

    Or just laugh at how you’ve successfully cracked the funniest joke of the year.

    She could simply pull the stunt Toyin Aimakhu did in this hilarious comedy skit and move her things into your house.

    Because what is a breakup?

    Watch the full video here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ifBwuGovm4&feature=youtu.be
  • Husband Of Domestic Abuse Victim, Ronke Shonde, Speaks Out But We Have Questions

    Husband Of Domestic Abuse Victim, Ronke Shonde, Speaks Out But We Have Questions
    It was 7am on Friday, May 6 when Mrs Ronke Shonde was found dead at home in Egbeda. The family nanny had arrived to prepare the children for school and found the house locked. Peeping through the window, she found the little children crying because they couldn’t get their mummy to wake up.

    After breaking the door open, Mrs Shonde was found dead and her corpse showed signs of domestic violence.

    Her husband, Mr Lekan Shonde, was however, nowhere to be found. She was allegedly beaten to death by her husband, whose phones have been switched off since she was found dead. Her phone was also missing from the scene of the crime.

    Surprisingly, Mr Lekan spoke to The Punch from hiding, claiming he had nothing to do with his wife’s death.

    He claimed they only had an argument. He explained how he saw her by the staircase and thought she was only pretending.

    According to him, his wife constantly cheated on him and refused to cook for him.

    He said his late wife never bought anything for the house throughout the 8 years of their marriage.

    He even said he gave her money weekly for soup and for her hair, bathed the children and washed her underwear when she got sacked from her bank job three years ago.

    Lekan said Ronke got another job at a publishing company and started sleeping with her boss three months ago.

    He said he had overheard her talking to the man he suspected she was cheating with about the sex they had during the week.

    As he explained, he confronted her and it lead to an arguement on the night before her death.

    He said the last time he beat her was three years ago and he never laid his hands on her afterwards although Ronke’s family members and neighbours insist he beats her very often.

    He ended his testimony with this shocking comment, “I am a Lagos boy and I can be in this Lagos for the next 30 years and nobody would see me.”

    These things aren’t adding up sha.

    Why is Mr Lekan hiding if he truly didn’t kill his wife?

    Why did he keep mentioning her infidelity and inability to cook for him instead of mourning her death?

    Did he think of his children’s welfare before going into hiding?

    May her soul rest in peace and we hope her killer is caught soon enough.

    Read more of this story on Punch.ng.
  • Davido, Can’t Somebody Play With You Again?

    Davido, Can’t Somebody Play With You Again?

    On the first episode of MTV Base’s ‘The Bigger Friday Show, Davido got pranked and his reaction was priceless.

  • The Trailer For This Series About Nigerian Immigrants Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See All Week

    The Trailer For This Series About Nigerian Immigrants Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See All Week

    The comedy series titled ‘African Booty Scratcher’ is about how Nigerian immigrant parents, Tunde and Ann, try to teach their son, Ayo, Nigerian values.

    It was created by filmmaker and screenwriter, Damilare Sonoiki, one of the writers of Emmy nominated series, Blackish.

    Damilare chose the slur “African Booty Scratcher” commonly used by African Americans to describe African immigrants.

    Ayo’s parents remind us of our Jollof rice-loving, prayer warrior parents who scolded us for getting anything that wasn’t an A.

    You can watch the hilarious trailer here.

  • Omawumi Walked Out Of An Interview After She Was Asked A Ridiculous Question

    Omawumi Walked Out Of An Interview After She Was Asked A Ridiculous Question
    Celebrity interviews are usually interesting because we get to see them off the screen, talk about their careers and maybe their personal lives.

    But these days, interviewers go overboard with the ridiculous questions they ask.

    In an Interview with Zinnia from HFtv Africa, Omawumi talked about her growth as an artist and life as a mother.

    The interview became ridiculous when the interviewer brought up a rumour about the paternity of Omawumi’s daughter. She asked if Omawumi truly bore her daughter for her manager or her husband.

    Omawumi denied the accusations and said she chose to be polite because of the person asking.

    To make things worse, Zinnia took things further and talked about another rumor. She asked how Omawumi keeps her alleged smoking and drinking habit away from her children.

    Like a correct Nigerian woman, Omawumi clapped back at interviewer and asked if she had ever seen her smoking before.

    And guess what? She walked out of the interview!

    Watch the full interview here:

    When people keep asking women how they manage their marriages and careers but will never ask Tuface or Davido how they cope with fatherhood and their careers.

    When people ask the most ridiculous and unrelated questions during an interview.

    When Zinnia said “You can’t run away from the truth especially when it’s looking at you in the face”.

    When Omawumi asked her to still post the video while she was walking out.

    We’re waiting for the reason Zinnia will give for this ridiculous interview sha.

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  • Nigerians Remember Super Eagles Legend, Rashidi Yekini

    Nigerians Remember Super Eagles Legend, Rashidi Yekini
    It has been four years since Nigeria’s football legend, Rashidi Yekini passed away but his greatness on the pitch will never be forgotten.

    Yekini died at 48 after a suffering from a brief illness in 2012 and was buried in Kwara state.

    He scored the Super Eagle’s first ever World Cup goal at the 1994 Tournament in USA.

    Even in death, he still holds the record as the highest goal scorer for the Super Eagles with 37 goals and was the first Nigerian to be voted as African Player Of The Year in 1994.

    On May 4, the 4th anniversary of his death, his former colleague, Sunday Oliseh, and other Nigerians paid tribute to him on Twitter.

    They remembered his goal scoring feats.

    His dedication to the game.

    And how he scored a hat trick at 39.

    People like him deserve better treatment from the government.

    https://twitter.com/ebuka_akara/status/727844337321676801

    Legends like Rashidi Yekini should be officially recognised for their impact and influence on the country. We hope football bodies in Nigeria ensure proper recognition and celebration of Nigerian football legends.

  • A Nigerian Village Has Only Had Female Rulers For The Past 246 Years!

    A Nigerian Village Has Only Had Female Rulers For The Past 246 Years!
    In a quiet village in Adamawa, 76 year old Bintu Namda reigns as the traditional ruler of the community.

    She became the ruler of Arnado Debbo, a village in Adamawa state, in 2014 after a successful screening process that also included other princesses.

    Only women are allowed to rule the community and must be above the age of 60 because the older women are regarded as more experienced in social issues.

    She is the 16th ruler of Arnado Derbo since the first one ruled about 246 years ago.

    According to myth, men used to rule the land but many of them died shortly after being crowned king. However, the women who ruled afterwards have stayed on the throne for about 9-40 years.

    Although men cannot rule, they play important roles in the community and four of the six council members are male.

    However, the female ruler is responsible for regulating the spiritual affairs of her people. And with the advent of Islam and Christianity, she encourages religious leaders of various faiths to organise prayer sessions in their places of worship.

    In case you didn’t know, there are other female traditional rulers in other parts of Nigeria such as Kumbada in Niger state and Ikota in Ekiti state.

    Although male traditional rulers are highly recognised and much more influential, we hope these women become more recognised in Nigeria as time goes by.

  • Someone Started A Thread For Single Nigerians And The Responses Were Ridiculously Funny

    Someone Started A Thread For Single Nigerians And The Responses Were Ridiculously Funny
    We know some of you are single to stupor and currently searching for the love of your life. Twitter user, @Vaness_ah, the newest love doctor in town, took it upon herself to help those who are tired of the single life. She asked them to tweet at her stating what they had to offer in a relationship and the replies were hilarious.
    https://twitter.com/Vaness_ah/status/727527855857504257

    Some people are young and ready for it.

    @Vaness_ah I may be young but I’m ready to love, got great taste in music, funny and i love breast. pic.twitter.com/DG3SmFn9CR

    — M. (@King_Eisenheim) May 3, 2016

    This guy won’t ask you to pay if you go out with him.

    @Vaness_ah

    I can cook I’m not boring all the time I have great taste in music I smell nice I won’t ask you to pay if we go out — Hugo (@Hxgo__) May 3, 2016

    This guy’s plantain game is on point.

    @Vaness_ah just epp me plix. I will cook and wash paynt everyday. Professional plantain fryer too pic.twitter.com/NkckURFuQi

    — Idris Elba (@DJBLAKITO) May 4, 2016

    This fine girl that has happiness to share.

    @Vaness_ah can cook

    Would make you happy . ? pic.twitter.com/Ktfs4xlmhY — TW wigs • Emotions (@Teniwadess) May 3, 2016

    This young and humble individual.

    @Vaness_ah see, I might be young but I’m ready. It’s beg I’m begging, I don’t do igberaga,ham kul&gr8. pic.twitter.com/nozVXqFKhw

    — young jethro. (@TheGreyHunter) May 3, 2016

    This upcoming rich guy that wants to be trapped with Oha soup.

    @Vaness_ah i am upcoming rich, 6’6, slim and light skinned and just trap me if you can prepare ofe oha .. lol pic.twitter.com/EwQXmp1Cia

    — Hussein (@ChidiZeus) May 3, 2016

    This self-proclaimed Yoruba demon.

    Wow animal RT @moyodre1: @Vaness_ah Yoruba demon, dog, approach with caution. Looking for prey. pic.twitter.com/HzUhmJTmKE

    — Kunle Salensa (@badmankayy) May 3, 2016

    This occasionally single guy.

    @Vaness_ah I don’t like people, sometimes I can be single sometimes not pic.twitter.com/lj1Vpc8sOE

    — LRVD EVANS XVIII (@TheKidEMC) May 3, 2016

    This girl that will always ask if her bae has eaten.

    @Vaness_ah

    If you date me, I’ll ask you if you’ve eaten pic.twitter.com/6acZZt2Buq — Nedu Too Much Money (@hrm_chinedum) May 3, 2016

    The girl with international exposure and dual citizenship.

    @Vaness_ah I have blue Pali and I can cook. Btw you can lay on my chest after a long day. Plx, thanks pic.twitter.com/Tvje8ndhX0

    — Arewa (@itsife_love) May 3, 2016

    This rich man that cheats once in a while.

    @Vaness_ah I’m rich and I cheat only once a week. pic.twitter.com/Sbxy7X1IGp

    — Osama Bin Login (@snypa_CFC) May 3, 2016

    This guy that can spread clothes very well.

    @Vaness_ah I believe this site can Epp ? pic.twitter.com/z6RCUe5b9M

    — PAPI (@BeLikeFrn6) May 3, 2016

    This guy that wants us to know he’s a child of God.

    @Vaness_ah ?? pic.twitter.com/ealM8Fx83M

    — Retired Demon ✌ (@IbraBollZ) May 3, 2016

    This guy just wants international exposure at all costs.

    @Vaness_ah I need a girl who won Amelica visa lottery and needs a fake husband to escort her there. pic.twitter.com/OktqcpuB9h

    — Bowale (@Son_of_a_O) May 4, 2016

    This very good ‘toaster’.

    @Vaness_ah I’m warm and accomodation. And i can toast well pic.twitter.com/KYLQOMiNVl

    — OJ for Only Juice (@OJ_SEYI) May 3, 2016

    This guy that will never eat from ‘edible catering’.

    @Vaness_ah I can sing ?

    I won’t do cocaine while you’re recording I don’t know any edible catering #waveBoy ???? pic.twitter.com/VtKwg0LW0w — KIYAGI (@KizzErnie) May 3, 2016

    We wish everybody that’s currently searching for the bae of their dreams all the best.

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  • These Foreign Celebs Slayed At The Met Ball But Someone Wanted Them To Look More Nigerian

    These Foreign Celebs Slayed At The Met Ball But Someone Wanted Them To Look More Nigerian

    The 2016 edition of the Met gala was lit. This year’s theme was Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology.

    This meant that celebs were expected to slay in futuristic and probably tech-inspired designs. And because Nigerians are awesomely creative, a Twitter user @bubblegumbae, photo-shopped pictures of celebs at the Met gala dressed in Nigerian attire.

    See how flawless Beyonce looks with that gele.

    The pop of colour on Demi Lovato’s dress is just on fleek!

    Meet Mazi Kanyechukwu and Lolo Kimberly West.

    Kris Jenner looks like she’s about to turn up at the hottest Owambe of the century.

    Who would have thought this lovely dress would look this gorgeous with a gele?

    Zendaya channeling all that Nigerian slay.

    Featured image credit: @bubblegumbae
  • QUIZ: Which Part Of Your Life Would You Like A Leicester Blessing?

    QUIZ: Which Part Of Your Life Would You Like A Leicester Blessing?

    Leicester City did what most people thought impossible when they won the  Premier League on May 1st.

    Although they stood at a 5000/1 chance at winning, they still managed to come out on top after starting from the bottom. Haters will say Leicester City won because a Buddhist monk prayed for the team, their own teams won’t sha be smelling the cup this season.

    Everybody loves a miraculous blessing, take this quiz to find out where yours should be.

  • 24 Nigerian Musicians Reimagined As International Football Clubs

    24 Nigerian Musicians Reimagined As International Football Clubs
    In the spirit of football, Twitter user @Wac_clumsy re-imagined Nigerian musicians as international football clubs and the comparisons were too accurate.

    Here are the 24 musicians he compared to International football clubs:

    1. Davido- PSG

    Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

    2. Tuface – Real Madrid

    Tuface has been awesome ever since and still bossing the industry.

    3. Skales – Arsenal FC

    Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

    4. D’banj – Manchester United

    D’banj like Man-U was always bossing it till he changed management, then he dropped a bit but he bounced back.

    5. Burna boy – West Ham

    He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

    6. D’Prince – West Brom

    Known but hugely irrelevant.

    7. Pasuma – Juventus

    He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

    8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa

    Always making stupid (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

    9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid

    Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

    10. Olu maintain – QPR

    Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

    11. Lynxx – Manchester City

    Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

    12. Darey – Barcelona

    Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

    13. Viktoh – Sassuolo

    That’s right, so irrelevant!

    14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund

    Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

    15. Sinzu – Valencia

    Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

    16. Ice Prince – Chelsea

    Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

    17. Vector – Liverpool

    Inconsistent and underrated.

    18. Olamide – Tottenham

    Using young boys to make it. Respect!

    19. Ycee – Leicester City

    Came from nothing and hugely making it.

    20. B-red – Monaco

    Very useless, upon all the money.

    21. 9ice – AC Milan

    His era of dominance is over.

    22. Reekado Banks – Watford

    He’s making a promising start so far.

    23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth

    That one still dey sing sef?

    24. Phyno – Napoli

    Nobody understands him but he’s making it. Check out @Wac_Clumsy‘s Twitter account for more.
  • Tiwa Savage Shares Her Heartbreaking Side Of The Story

    Tiwa Savage Shares Her Heartbreaking Side Of The Story
    On April 28, Tiwa Savage’s husband, Tee Billz had a public meltdown that had us all worried and wondering if his account got hacked. However, Tiwa confirmed that Tee Billz tried to jump off the Lekki-Ikoyi bridge but was rescued and taken to Banky W’s house.

    Tiwa Savage, in an interview with pulse TV shared her own side of the story and addressed the speculations about her marriage.

    She explained how worried she got when she learnt about Tee Billz suicidal rants and how concerned she was for his safety.

    However, she also revealed the problems she faced while in the marriage and how she didn’t want to keep up appearances.

    Fighting back tears, she told the interviewer of the unfortunate miscarriage she had recently.

    In the Interview, Tiwa revealed how Tee Billz stole from her while he was her manager. She fired him just to make things work between them.

    However, as she said, Tee Billz cheated on her frequently and even had a child by another woman during their relationship.

    She also discovered he had ‘interesting’ conversations with another woman which he saved as ‘Edible catering’ on his phone while she was dealing with her miscarriage.

    Tiwa also told of how she caught him doing cocaine and how he had drug and alcohol problems.

    Although she paid off some of his debt which include a Mercedes Benz and Rolex watch, he still incurred a 45 million Naira debt and is currently wanted by the EFCC.

    Although he continued to claim he ‘made her’ and accused her of stealing his manhood and cheating on him, Tiwa said she never cheated on him.

    According to her, the marriage was a mistake and is over. However, she wishes Tee Billz the best and will keep praying for him while she focuses on her son.

    Nigerians showed their support for her.

    And praised her for her strength.

    And for being able to hold it together in the midst of the controversy in her marriage.

    And sent their best wishes to her.

    Even though the interviewer wasn’t professional at all.

    You can watch the full video of the interview here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O22u_FUkmu8
  • Is Wizkid Really Greater Than Tuface And Fela?

    Is Wizkid Really Greater Than Tuface And Fela?
    Wizkid is a great musician, no doubt. His music has been getting serious international exposure and recently, he was featured sampled in a Drake single, One Dance, which is currently number 3 on the Billboard hot 100. To add to his many milestones, his Instagram account just got verified.

    He was recently hosted by the president of Sierra Leone and he shared this picture on his Instagram page.

    On, April 28th, Drake’s 4th studio album, VIEWS, was released and it included the single with Wizkid. Wizkid was also credited as a producer on the album.

    Nigerians were happy as expected but some people got a little too excited.

    https://twitter.com/chuuzzy/status/725980215248338944

    And said Wizkid is greater than music legends, Tuface Idibia, D’banj and Femi Kuti.

    Some even ranked him above them.

    And we’re wondering why Wizkid is being compared to Femi Kuti, who boasts 4 Grammy nominations.

    Or D’banj, P-Square and Tuface who were the Nigerian musicians that paved the way for international collaborations.

    When people compare Wizkid to Fela but still couldn’t hear his verse on the song.

    Even if One Dance ever gets nominated for a Grammy, people shouldn’t sha forget the difference between an actual collaboration and a sample.

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  • 11 Hilarious Excuses Our Politicians Could Give For The Extreme Heat In Nigeria

    11 Hilarious Excuses Our Politicians Could Give For The Extreme Heat In Nigeria
    Nigeria is very hot! And what makes it more unbearable is that there’s no light to even power air conditioners or electric fans. On top of that, there’s no fuel to power generators even though some people have been making false promises. A Twitter user, @Zebbook, shared 11 hilarious responses Nigerians should expect from Nigerian politicians concerning the heat in Nigeria:

    Journalist: “What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about, and what is the government doing about it?”

    2. Lai Mohammed: “This is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer”.

    3. Femi Adesina: “Mr President promised us change, and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change”.

    4. Akinwumi Ambode: “We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air conditioning across the Lagos skyline”.

    5. Ibe Kachikwu: “I assure you that this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May”.

    6. Bukola Saraki: “Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that’s why they are witch hunting me”.

    7. Goodluck Jonathan: “The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me”.

    8. Adams Oshiomhole: “Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research”.

    9. Nasir El-Rufai: “We’re in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power from this heat”.

    10. Rauf Aregbesola: “I just approved payment of January salary so Osun workers can buy hand fans”.

    11. Aliko Dangote: “Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote fan factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us”.

    12. Ben Bruce: *Tweets* “When Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense”.

  • 25 Nigerians Share Their Hilarious Cooking Disasters

    25 Nigerians Share Their Hilarious Cooking Disasters

    When a food lover and chef on Twitter asked Nigerians to share their worst cooking experience, the responses were hilarious as we expected.

    Share your worst cooking disaster

    — Thelmzkitchen (@Thelmzkitchen_) April 27, 2016

    1. This chocolate chip cookie fail.

    https://twitter.com/LamideOB/status/725292750850105344

    2. This person’s palm oil caught fire.

    3. This person made Jollof rice soup.

    https://twitter.com/utibe_/status/725275673821089793

    4. This one about adding Ogbono to Jollof rice.

    5. When your daddy throws soggy semo on your forehead.

    https://twitter.com/LadeKale/status/725278774867181568

    6. This person’s attempt at making fried eggs.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ this was meant to be fried eggs ? pic.twitter.com/NDDMgZ8YDa

    — The Special One (@swaynkaayyy) April 27, 2016

    7. This person that cooked rotten eggs with their Indomie.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ prepared indomie with sardine and a lot of veggies. D last phase was to break egg inside. I neva new d egg was rotten

    — ♥RAIN♥ (@rianatopeyemi) April 27, 2016

    8. The struggle of preparing pap and Custard.

    9. This person that wanted to cook fried noodles.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ used oil instead of water for indomie and fried the whole thing black

    — art (@Vaness_ah) April 27, 2016

    10. This person used kerosene to cook stew.

    11. This person cooked Efo Riro with Ewedu leaves.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ thought ewedu leaf was efo , so I made it normally as efo riro. Suddenly I noticed the efo was slippery. It was a disaster ?

    — Seksan (@diamondsek) April 27, 2016

    12. This person’s ocean of beans and palm oil.

    13. This person mistook Ogbono for crayfish.

    14. The one about making pancakes with semo flour.

    15. This one about an “eggsplosion”.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ I tried to boil my egg in the microwave ( I didn’t put it in water I just dropped the egg ) it exploded ?

    — Gold ✨ (@Wura_ola) April 27, 2016

    16. This one about a chicken coming back to life.

    https://twitter.com/PurpleEllipsis/status/725397785978220545

    17. This person didn’t know chicken had to be boiled before putting in stew.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ I put chicken inside cookin stew (without washing/boiling the chicken)

    Tasted like blood,I was a carnivores animal dat day — that dada guy. (@Josh__IK) April 27, 2016

    18. When someone used Chocomilo as Maggi.

    19. This person washed the Garri before making Eba.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ I wanted to make Eba so I washed the garri first.

    — Bambi (@Nwaabekee) April 27, 2016

    20. This person made burnt offering.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ here pic.twitter.com/4MXiy64lfK

    — Omoba KD (Ari Gold ) (@Kenydebo) April 27, 2016

    21. This person used Omo to wash rice.

    https://twitter.com/jemimahnaa/status/725338244171370496

    22. This person put live chicken in hot water and sat on the lid.

    23. When someone poured Nutri C in rice to make it look like Jollof.

    24. This person baked a cake with Amala flour.

    https://twitter.com/AmazonianCub/status/725294086626926592

    25. This person that cooked burnt mop.

    @Thelmzkitchen_ I came back frm club 5am,I said let me cook spagheti.I slept off,woke up 12pm.I saw medusa in my pot pic.twitter.com/lzbpNFuLI1

    — Infamous Minded (@PRODEEGY) April 27, 2016
  • Tiwa Savage’s Husband Is Having A Meltdown And We’re Worried

    Tiwa Savage’s Husband Is Having A Meltdown And We’re Worried
    Early in the morning of April 28, Tiwa Savage’s husband and former manager, TeeBillz, took to his Instagram page and poured his heart out.

    He started by posting an old picture of Tiwa, sharing the first time they met.

    @tiwasavage this was you when I met you with 100% insecurity. I remember when Wale called me about a girl that’s got talent and u told him I wasn’t interested!”

    How they fell in love and how much he had sacrificed for her career and success.

    “Please just take care of JamJam. I sacrificed my life for you and put in work and my money to your success. You are Tiwa Savage the super star now right. You will never have peace with that fame. Your mother wants to turn me to what she turned your DAD to? I will rather Die. Ask her to confess what’s she’s done to me! All I did was look out for your success.”

    He apologised to his children for letting them down…

    “I’m sorry Olabisi, Gaetano. Onah and jamil. All daddy wanted to do is be a good father and take care all of you but they won’t let me. I have been fighting this spiritual battle since I was a kid my mother and father can testify. Went from family battle to mother inlaws battle. @tiwasavage ask your mother to confess what she’s done to me.”

    And accused Tiwa Savage’s mother of witchcraft.

    “Lord knows I tried. I can’t take it anymore. I decided that I wanted to take time out from music business so you and me will not be in the same basket of the music industry. You never supported me for day one every move I made and every project I layer my hands one was going all bad. Thanks to your mum witchcraft! Tell her to confess to you.”

    It started to get really worrying when he began posting pictures about depression.

    “Lord knows I tried. I have been mentally tortured by my the woman I gave everything to. I’m not perfect but I’m far away from being the best husband. Because when I dint have you paid bills and you took my man hood away.” “You have thrown my clothes out of the house more than 5 times because of the love I have for you I still take it and because of Jamil. I don’t want to go through divorce like my father that has been Married 4times. Your mother humiliated so much that I dint care.”

    He thanked Omawunmi’s husband for being supportive and Annie Idibia for bringing him food when Tiwa threw him out.

    “Tosin Yosuf aka Omawunmi’s husband. I wish I met you earlier when I just moved to Nigeria. You have been a great friend and brother to me in throne month. I should have done this 2weeks a ago but the joy of being around dint let me.” “You have wife that he not let the music business take the best of her. I know how Mrs Yusuf treats us when we at your house. I feel very at home and praying that I wish my wife can get a life and be like this. All she cares about is next single, her make and hair, her brand and all that BS.” “Pls tell the world have you asked your husband in the last 3yrs if he has eaten. Thank you to Ani Idibia and Anita my Neigbor that provides home cooked meal for me when I needed. That! Yes you became the bread winner when I decided I’m not in business with you again take everything I just want my wife. Tiwa. You will never have peace except my spirits forgives you. Tell your mother to confess what she mounted in the house for you shine with my star. It’s deeper than what you think.”

    And accused his wife Tiwa, of sleeping with Don Jazzy, Dr SID and Tuface.

    “With in what period of time did you Fuck jazzy and Dr Sid. And I dint care because the love I have for you. I looked at it that we all have a past even when at this same fucking time you were fucking with 2face.”

    He even blamed his father for his failed marriages.

    “To you Mr Ibrahim Olatunji Balogun Snr………. I tried my best not to be like you but instead of focusing on being a Better person I was worried about not wanting to be like you. I reached out and cry to you as my father but all you care about his yourself and your money…….. I ended up having kids like you by multiple women and my first marriage and only marriage dint make make it to 2years just like the one you had with my mum. Why the Fuck did God Made you my father.”

    The worst part was when he said he didn’t have the strength to fight anymore and asked God to accept his soul.

    “I’m sorry i must have disappointed you guys . I just dint have the strength to fight this battle any more. May God Forgive me and accept my soul in peace”. 

    In the last post, he said Tiwa will never find peace in her career.

    “I hope the fucking in Tiwa Savage brand brings you peace. I used my money, soul and everything I had for you and everyone knows how I hustled hard with passion for you to get to where you at today. You will never find peace with your career”.

    While he was having this meltdown, his friend and best man, Banky W, tried to reach out to him via his Instagram comment section.

    This is a real cause for concern considering the fact that their 2nd wedding anniversary was only 24 hours ago.

    We hope he gets help soon and resolves whatever problems he and his wife may be facing.

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  • Nigerians Were Asked If They Could Slap Their Mothers For $20 Million And The Responses Were Hilarious

    Nigerians Were Asked If They Could Slap Their Mothers For $20 Million And The Responses Were Hilarious
    BattaBox took to the streets to ask Nigerians if they could slap their mothers for 20 million dollars. Nigerians were ever-dramatic with their responses.

    A woman said she’ll rather slap her mother for money than do money ritual.

    Na wa o! When did slapping someone have anything to do with money ritual?

    Many said they could never slap their mothers because a mother is worth much more than money.

    But 20 million dollars can pay for a year’s worth of cheek massages for mummy sha, just saying.

    Some said they wouldn’t because they don’t want their mothers to curse them.

    The fear of a Nigerian mother’s curses is the beginning of wisdom.

    One said his mother would offer to be slapped willingly and he would celebrate Mother Slapping Day after collecting the money.

    Na wa!

    Others said they needed their mother’s permission before slapping them.

    Who permission don epp?

    What would you do?

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    Watch the full video here.

  • Lil Kesh Has Left YBNL Records But We Have Questions

    Lil Kesh Has Left YBNL Records But We Have Questions
    Lil Kesh has served Nigerians a few great hits and we thank him for that. He is so talented, he caused a fight between Olamide and Don Jazzy during the 2016 Headies but let’s leave trash for LAWMA and continue.

    His songs Shoki, Gbese and Efejoku which were released under YBNL were the turn up anthems of 2014 and 2015.

    After dropping his first album, YAGI, he announced his departure from Olamide’s YBNL records via Instagram. He also revealed he was starting his own record label also named YAGI records.

    Good for him sha, because no Nigerian wants to say “yes sir” to anybody.

    Because Olamide shared this tweet back in 2015.

    Did he learn how to run a music business after releasing one album and a few singles?

    Because last time we checked, it takes more than dropping hits “back to back” to properly run a record label.

    Do these musicians actually believe their successes lies only in running their own record label?

    How many million record labels are we going to have in Nigeria?

    We sha hope Olamide schooled him properly in the business of music.

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  • This Petrol Black Marketer Has Branded His Business But Haters Will Say It’s Illegal

    This Petrol Black Marketer Has Branded His Business But Haters Will Say It’s Illegal

    It has been over three months of fuel scarcity in Nigeria. One day it will kuku come to an end.

    But while the fuel scarcity continues, the queues are ridiculous at fuel stations that have fuel and sell at pump price.

    The few stations that sell above pump price still experience queues because fuel has become gold.

    And because some people find a way to profit out of unfavorable conditions, guess who are cashing in from the fuel scarcity? Yes, the petrol black marketers!

    And this guy has opened shop and is ‘branding’ his petrol black market business.

    He named his business Imole Ayo Oil and Gas, but haters will say it’s just keg and marker.

    Haters will call this attempt at branding illegal but sha, we hope the fuel scarcity ends soon enough.

  • Beyonce Channels Osun Goddess And Yoruba Spirituality In ‘Lemonade’

    Beyonce Channels Osun Goddess And Yoruba Spirituality In ‘Lemonade’

    On the evening of April 23rd, Queen B blessed the world with her visual album titled Lemonade, which premiered on HBO.

    As if she wanted to kill us with slayage, she featured several awesome people such as Ibeyi (the French-Cuban twins),  Zendaya, Amandla Stenberg…

    And even Serena ‘Slayrena’ Williams.

    Beyonce also featured Nigerian Afromysterics artist and Nike ambassador, Laolu Senbanjo.

    He channeled his “Sacred art of the Ori”, which is his own way of expressing Yoruba spirituality through art, in Beyonce’s album.

    Beyonce just had to recognise the fierceness of Yoruba goddess, Osun and channeled the goddess with her yellow dress and by opening these golden doors with water gushing out of them.

    Beyonce wore a mischievous smile while breaking car mirrors and water hydrants.

    Osun is also known for her unpredictable temperament, and is associated with beauty, femininity, twins and water.

    Although most Nigerians are not exactly familiar with our indigenous culture, it shouldn’t always take “foreign exposure” to make Nigerian culture and customs appreciated locally.

  • This Tribute To Prince Will Get You In Your Feelings

    This Tribute To Prince Will Get You In Your Feelings

    Now that legendary musician, Prince, has passed away, someone created this awesome thread to remind us of his unforgettable greatness.

    https://twitter.com/khendoll/status/723253117668712448

    When you try to play Prince, you end up playing yourself.

    1. My life motto. #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/uUvQR3tBZr

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    He was so amazingly fine.

    2. Prince always looked like he was getting ready to take ya bitch and you couldn’t do anything about it ✨✨ pic.twitter.com/coZs3GSPtX

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he was really shady during a Beyonce performance.

    3. Well we all know who’s NOT doing the Prince tribute LMAOOO #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/sy9Dw3MFR2

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he threw shade after presenting an award.

    4. “Like books and black lives, albums still matter” #peeptheshade #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/ucXvDfDETE

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    How he reacted to a song by Madonna.

    5. Prince & Madonna never got along lol pic.twitter.com/4Hyyj8E748

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    How he clapped back at someone who attempted to throw shade at him.

    6. Prince vs. Lil Mo #PrinceAppreciationThread ??? pic.twitter.com/gQ3hVCdN5h

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    His voice was just amazing.

    7. MY OVARIES????? #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/jmKsvXnY47

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he was asked about Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga.

    9. ? #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/a1MD5x4EZR

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he gave someone ela on stage.

    10. If this ain’t the pettiest shit????? #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/KlbeFqL8G4

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When someone tried to hit on him.

    11. Prince was like “HELL NAHH” ?? pic.twitter.com/Ny2HtRZwKn

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he felt people needed to question everything they have been taught.

    12. Prince just wanted to let y’all know that you shouldn’t believe everything you’re taught. ?? pic.twitter.com/jotbAuNONT

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he wanted people to know he could sing.

    13. “My microphone is on”?? #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/iHdVHsHq5I

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    Perfection in a picture.

    14. It’s Mr. Steal Yo Girl #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/PA9QQej0cm

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he turned down starring in Micheal Jackson’s Bad music video because of the ‘Your butt is mine’ line in the song.

    15. Prince on why he turned down the “Bad” video ?? pic.twitter.com/KZ47nMIUpm

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    This song by him was a jam.

    16. If this song don’t do something to you then wtf ?? #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/sdotTuXHCZ

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he said he didn’t celebrate birthdays because he has stayed flawless all his life.

    18. “I don’t celebrate birthdays” #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/rYXCer3XL5

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he asked Kim Kardashian to get off the stage because she was dulling his performance.

    19. Lmaooooo I don’t remember when he told Kim Kardashian to get off the stage I’m crying??????? pic.twitter.com/SXKy0BtPZ9

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he actually gave Beyonce a compliment.

    20. My mans didn’t always throw shade. When asked about Beyonce a while ago: pic.twitter.com/z5nKi6PWHk

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When someone wanted to form that they could speak English.

    21. Larry out here making up words and shit like we just gonna let that fly ???? pic.twitter.com/5z6wFkNthn

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he shared his childhood story and how he battled epilepsy.

    24. Prince as a kid suffered from epilepsy & bullying…. pic.twitter.com/7vYVVQqE27

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he was just beautiful on stage.

    25. … And many panties were thrown that day. #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/pCeuigUfMl

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he showed his belief in God.

    26. Let God be your inspiration #PrinceAppreciationThread pic.twitter.com/wZ4VzYvUbd

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When someone wanted to know why he was quiet.

    27. When people ask why you don’t talk pic.twitter.com/PPW2sq5UqF

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he stated clearly that he wasn’t making a ‘comeback’.

    28. Ain’t no comeback bihhhhh pic.twitter.com/jaUSgdNcGE

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he said CD reviews are usually written by ‘Popsicle salesmen’.

    29. “popsicle salesmen” lmaooo I’m weak pic.twitter.com/dDdGV3pyzz

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he served us this great split, effortlessly of course.

    30. That split made my ass hurt ???? pic.twitter.com/dJ5vQK1lMI

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    When he was just a total rockstar.

    31. ?excuse me while I cry purple tears pic.twitter.com/InLWrY6AWl

    — khendra ♍ (@khendoll) April 21, 2016

    Rest in peace, Prince.

  • According To This Man, Here Are 18 Reasons We Are All Going To Hell

    According To This Man, Here Are 18 Reasons We Are All Going To Hell

    No doubt it’s 2016, the year that people can be unapologetic about whoever they want to be.

    Unfortunately, some people have chosen to be the gate keepers of heaven and chief judges of mankind at the same time. This Facebook user shared 18 things he believes will lead women to hell:

    1. Wearing weaves.

    2. Wearing hair attachments.

    3. Making rubber thread.

    4. Fixing brazillian weave.

    5. Wearing lipstick.

    6. Using nail polish aka “Cortex”.

    7. Wearing eyeshadow, fake eyelashes and eyebrows.

    8. Wearing make up.

    9. Wearing bangles.

    10. Wearing big or small earrings.

    11. Wearing trousers.

    12. Using eyeliner.

    13. Wearing any form of jewelry.

    14. Wearing short skirts and skimpy clothes.

    15. Having tattoos.

    16. Bleaching the skin.

    17. Perming or dying the hair.

    18. Watching “worldly”movies and soap operas.

    Na wa o!

    When the gate man of heaven comes on Facebook.

    https://twitter.com/officialdaddymo/status/723040436063985664

    When people always want to tell women what to do or wear.

    https://twitter.com/zikokomag/status/722815249716346880

    When you realise he kept repeating the same things. What’s the difference between attachments, weaves and brazillian hair please?

    When people interprete scriptures in the most ridiculous manner.

    When people condemn people to hell in the name of “preaching the gospel”.

    Maybe all of us won’t make the heaven he’s talking about sha. But in the end, he’s not kuku God and he should just stop interpreting scriptures.

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  • When A Yoruba Woman Takes On An Asian Man In Battle

    When A Yoruba Woman Takes On An Asian Man In Battle

    One peaceful day, people were jejely boarding an aircraft, preparing for take off when kasala burst.

    A fight broke out between a Yoruba woman and another Asian man.

    And instead of being calm, she lost all chill and the Yoruba in her was unleashed.

    All of a suddenly another Asian man who was trying to make peace burst into pidgin out of nowhere.

    All that pidgin didn’t make her any calm, she still continued shouting like…

    Na wa o!

    Mummy calm down na.

    When she said “Ton ba bi e da” (If they born you well).

    When you realise they were fighting over space.

    Watch the full video of the fight here.

    https://twitter.com/Adahna/status/722486909767954432
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  • A D-List Celebrity Decided To Use A Woman As A Fruit Bowl

    A D-List Celebrity Decided To Use A Woman As A Fruit Bowl

    We found this picture on the internet and couldn’t be more shocked.

    And yes, that’s Nigerian musician, B-red and two other randoms, sitting at the table with a semi nude (we’re assuming) woman lying on top of it.

    We have questions for B-red especially, for this ridiculous picture?

    Why didn’t they just place the fruits in the bowl by the mirror?

    Or when did it become okay to use women as fruit bowls?

    Does he think we’re in Game Of Thrones or does he really want to go backward so bad?

    What were they all trying to achieve with this picture?

    Why are Nigerian celebrities so openly misogynistic?

    Did they even wash that table before making someone lie down barely clothed on it?

    Why is the woman taking a selfie in such conditions?

    Was she paid well enough for this yama yama picture?

    We need answers oh! B-red we’re waiting for you! Maybe if he had a hit song, he’d be able to afford a bowl that could hold all the fruits…

  • The Curious Case Of The Missing Donuts

    The Curious Case Of The Missing Donuts

    Gather round, children! Let us share our story with you

    Yes, not every time lists about Nigerians. Sometimes read our own story, you’re welcome!

    One brilliant day at the office, we saw these sexy-looking donuts online.

    We dropped money and ordered them, who no like better thing abeg?

    Imagine how we were dreaming about the icing melting in our mouths.

    Three hours after they promised to deliver, we were still waiting for our thing.

    But we didn’t give up hope, we didn’t eat so the donuts could sit down well in our stomachs.

    After waiting and waiting the donuts came, Yass Lord!

    Instead of glazed donuts, they brought buns and palm oil stew.

    Chisos!

    How heartbreaking and disappointing!

    We have questions o! Why did the donuts turn out to be that unfortunate?

    https://twitter.com/zikokomag/status/720981744229486592

    Could it be the price of the dollar?

    https://twitter.com/kakamustapha/status/720992837341474818

    Was the sun that angry at us that it turned the icing to stew?

    @pheyiola @zikokomag it was the sunshine ? pele

    — henrybanye (@henrybanye) April 15, 2016

    ​Maybe we should kuku check our surroundings, maybe some of the real donuts fell somewhere.​

    https://twitter.com/sayfay_/status/720612306745454594

    But was it pothole that made the donuts look like buns?

    https://twitter.com/manmustwack/status/721042249136508928

    Maybe the donuts had inner beauty that we couldn’t see sha.

    https://twitter.com/her_gorgeousnes/status/721051132462804992

    When someone tried to taste one of them.

    ​Someone even tried to do ‘match the donut’ but they couldn’t even match.

    We are not crying, pepper entered our eyes.

    And we threw the rest away and now, nobody wants to eat donuts again.

    The end.

  • How Linda Ikeji Became A Fierce Feminist

    How Linda Ikeji Became A Fierce Feminist
    The latest fight between Linda and Wizkid was messy, no doubt. Wizkid made really misogynistic statements and even threatened to beat Linda because she reported “not-so-awesome” news about him getting evicted from his Lekki house.

    Linda who took his threat seriously, went to report the matter to the Commissioner of Police for her own security.

    And instead of her to carry on with life, she came to share a long essay explaining to Nigerians why she reported.

    She started things off with how much she likes Wizkid’s music and reported all his successes.

    “Even Wizkid himself thinks I don’t like him. Why he or anyone would think so is puzzling to me to be honest. Apart from his achievements after he started insulting me online a few weeks ago…everything else, every success Wizkid has recorded in the last 3/4 years is on LIB. All the awards, all the record breaking feats, his sold out concerts, his foreign magazine features, and collaborations, everything that has built him up to the young man he is today is on LIB”.

    She was just doing her amebo job by reporting about Wizkid’s alleged eviction notice.

    “When I reported that he was served quit notice at his Lekki home, I stated fact and I didn’t write it out of malice. It’s not everyday you get exclusive stories…and I’m sure any other blogger who got the story first would also have published it. So, there was no beef, I was just doing my job”.

    And she just switched into feminist mode, and still managed to slut shame at the same time.

    “You call a woman, who gave another young woman, whose real name she doesn’t even know N500,000 just because she said she would rather work by carrying cement than prostitute herself, that’s the person you call a hoe? When your mind is so warped you can’t differentiate between a woman and a hoe, then this is what happens.”

    And said she reported so women can speak up against violence.

    “I went as far as I did for me and for other women. This is to pass a strong message to our young men that these kinds of behaviour towards women will not be tolerated. Should not be tolerated. If you assault or even threaten to assault a woman, the law will come after you if she chooses not to be silent. Women, don’t be silent. Let’s break the circle”.

    Yes, violence against women and anyone should not be condoned and must be reported to authorities.

    More action should be taken against people (and celebrities) who make misogynistic comments and unnecessary violent threats!

    When someone who has brought other women down with false news tries to tap into the anointing of female empowerment.

    When people resort to feminism only when it suits them.

    When she brought Tupac from the land of the dead to prove her slut-shaming point.

    When someone slut-shames and claims to empower women in one breath.

    When Linda comes again with her long essays.

    When it takes only a bag to make someone lose their mind yet they claim to be humble.

    When someone keeps announcing how they dashed people money every time they have problems with people.

    But why should Wizkid still have any endorsements after making those trashy and disrespectful comments?

    We hope this step she took will actually deter people like Wizkid from making such threats and comments next time.

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  • 15 Corpers Who Are Insanely Happy To Be Done With NYSC

    15 Corpers Who Are Insanely Happy To Be Done With NYSC
    It’s only normal to be totally lit after completing NYSC service year. On April 14th, the batch A corp members officially completed their service year and passed out from the NYSC program. Here are 15 corpers who were too happy to be done with the Khaki and 19k allowance life.

    1. Squad!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMB8GkF0Md/?taken-by=kofoshee

    2. Jumping for joy!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMh6SSG1UO/?taken-by=big_black_fella

    3. How you dab when you no longer have to go for CDS.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEM3gdbN_xn/?taken-by=layeanka

    4. Looks like these guys are dancing Alanta.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMMlc0hOwW/?taken-by=hola4all

    5. And this guy is so happy, he can’t close his mouth.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL_U54Lc91/?taken-by=ojutony

    6. The victory pose.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BELzSPMK5td/?taken-by=syndeldimple

    7. “No more waiting for allowee”.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BELvRxBoD4b/?taken-by=francessy1

    8. The filter on this picture though.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL1jHgpz1H/?taken-by=am_ebenezer

    9. When you have been planning to leave NYSC from the first day in camp.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEKKKXOE59n/?taken-by=officiallysly

    10. How you smile when you make really awesome friends during NYSC.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL3n99GLgj/?taken-by=blackisurgirl

    11. These guys look too lit.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEL1OBQLJRP/?taken-by=herodaniels

    12. When you realise people will stop calling you “Corper Alhaja” after P.O.P.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMrK45rpwg/?taken-by=naijacorpers

    13. These two that ended their journey with love.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMu8rNLp1_/?taken-by=naijacorpers

    14. How you smile after all the stress NYSC gave you.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMApEfpt0Z/?taken-by=nailitbykosy

    15. To God be the glory.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEMGCd4kEOK/?taken-by=prisca_gold
  • A Camp For Internally Displaced People Is Currently Being Renovated And They Need Your Help

    A Camp For Internally Displaced People Is Currently Being Renovated And They Need Your Help

    It takes a lot to restore war survivors physically and emotionally.

    After barely surviving Boko Haram attacks, survivors are placed in Internally Displaced Camps which are been reported to be in terrible conditions.

    Over the past few years, well-meaning Nigerians and NGOs have been helping to rehabilitate people living in the camps.

    Nigerian Twitter user and doctor, Mzseaun, shared pictures of her visit to an IDP camp in Potiskum, Yobe state

    The bullet shellings are only a reminder of what the people experience from time to time.

    The sleeping conditions…

    This bowl of Tuwo that is to feed 150 people.

    How the children in the camps go into town to gather leftover food from dustbins.

    This hole that serves as a toilet.

    Some of the children are currently suffering from malnutrition, cholera and other diseases.

    https://twitter.com/Mzseaun/status/718381114545582080

    She has been treating some of the sick children in the camp.

    And was even on call for 48 straight hours.

    https://twitter.com/Mzseaun/status/718123270982119424

    She has been working in collaboration with Adopt-A-Camp Project which is dedicated to catering for IDPs.

    The project which costs 5 million Naira will aim to provide basic amenities that are currently lacking in the camp.

    However, kind Nigerians have donated 1.7 million which is currently being used to construct boreholes and tents and also pay hospital bills.

    Some of the children are responding to treatment.

    This project has shown the poor living and health conditions in just ONE IDP camp. We can only imagine how bad it could be in other camps.

    You can send donations to GTBank: Account name: Adopt-A-Camp Account number: 0162915391
  • Nigerian Senators Refused To Pass The Gender Equality Bill Because It Will Make Women Prostitutes

    Nigerian Senators Refused To Pass The Gender Equality Bill Because It Will Make Women Prostitutes
    On March 16, 2016, Nigerians received the biggest disappointment yet when the Senate rejected the Gender And Equal Opportunity Bill.

    We wondered why the Senators rejected a Bill that moved for the protection of widows, rape victims and the elimination of discrimination against women.

    Finally, Senator Eyinnaya Abaribe from the Abia South Senatorial District came to our rescue and disclosed that the Bill was rejected because some of the senators were afraid.

    According to him, the senators felt the Bill would make women abandon their responsibilities and become prostitutes and lesbians.

    Unbelievable!!!

    How does empowering women, making laws that prevent them from oppression and rape have to do with prostitution?

    Because it looks like the Senators are actually afraid of independent women with rights.

    When your senators are only good at embarrassing and disappointing you.

    When your senators keep doing nothing except ‘keeping money’ and taking the country backwards.

    We just hope things change soon and Nigerians keep up the fight for equality.

  • Emma OhMyGod’s Igbo Gospel Version Of Rihanna’s ‘Work’ Is Absolutely Hilarious

    Emma OhMyGod’s Igbo Gospel Version Of Rihanna’s ‘Work’ Is Absolutely Hilarious
    If you’ve never heard any Igbo gospel song, we have no words for you. Just follow this ladder to Youtube first.

    After bringing us this hilarious video of how hymns are sung in Yoruba churches…

    Nigerian comedian, actor and musician, Emma OhMyGod, has done it gain with this parody of Rihanna’s Work.

    Featuring the Yoruba speaking Sister Nkechi.

    ‘Her’ hilarious twerking.

    And this guy that’s just randomly dabbing all through the video.

    He wants sisters to walk in the Lord and not work with oloshos.

    Check out the full video here.

  • A Pastor And Babalawo Fought A Spiritual Battle Over Who Was More Powerful

    A Pastor And Babalawo Fought A Spiritual Battle Over Who Was More Powerful
    This spiritual battle between a Ghanaian babalawo and another pastor reminds us of the latest Batman Vs Superman movie- how the fight looked like it was going to be one deadly match!

    Apparently, Bishop Obinim, the Founder of International Leadsway church got mad when a spiritual priest claimed to be the source of his healing powers.

    Na wa!

    Bishop Obinim got angry and challenged the priest, Okomfo Yaw Appiah, to a spiritual battle at Jackson park, Kumasi.

    As per actor and boss.

    The rules were simple. Bishop Obinim wanted the priest to come and show his powers and the loser gets to be buried in a coffin.

    The loser should just go and report to God in heaven.

    Being a baby boy, the bishop came dressed in all white and bling with two VIP buses full of his congregation.

    As per angel of the most high.

    Funny enough, after making plenty mouth, Priest Okomfo didn’t show up because he claimed the police ‘prevented’ him from coming for the battle.

    Instead of him to say he’s not doing anymore.

    Bishop Obinim kuku declared himself winner of the battle in the presence of the over 3000 people who gathered to watch the battle.

    3,000 people no get work?

    Watch the full video of the drama here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoIzubG8BNg&nohtml5=False
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  • This Beauty Vlogger’s Opinion On Rape Will Leave You Speechless

    This Beauty Vlogger’s Opinion On Rape Will Leave You Speechless
    Rape is one of the most controversial topics discussed on the internet.

    However, it would be unreasonable to still blame rape victims for getting raped.

    This self-acclaimed Biafran Vlogger, Zara Udochi, who is currently based in Canada, thinks otherwise.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BB1KYiKNmiL/?taken-by=zaraa_u

    She recently shared her thoughts on rape via her Youtube channel and started by giving several shout outs to rape victims.

    According to her, an indecently dressed person is asking for rape.

    She says “If you dress a certain way, and you get raped.. In my opinion you were asking for it”.

    And rape is caused by war and poverty.

    “I know that rape culture is part of wars, I know that when you have wars, it comes with rapes, it comes with looting,  is a part of a regressive society, I know rape is a part of poverty , I know that rape is caused when the economy is not going as it is supposed to.”

    She also believes relationship rapes are not true because the woman probably enjoyed it.

    “There are instances that at that point in time you didn’t want it and the guy probably still had sex with you, you probably still enjoyed it o, you’re now screaming rape, that’s selfish.”

    Wait first…

    When people with international exposure still manage to not have sense.

    https://twitter.com/TinubuTweets/status/719691453455327232?ref_src=

    When she said indecency causes rape.

    Maybe she was trying to climb the internet ‘social ladder’ with her YouTube video.

    You can watch the full video of her opinion here.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzGHtz302g8

    Well sha, we hope she educates herself on what rape really is and the bitter effects the victims face.

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  • Flavour Is The New Kim K And We Have Proof

    Flavour Is The New Kim K And We Have Proof

    When he’s not slaying everyone with his awesome Igbo vibes..

    He’s constantly showing off his 6 pack to the world.

    People scream his name whenever he gets on stage.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEBrYerQhzq/?taken-by=2niteflavour
    Some of them even shed tears.

    Reminds us of the beautiful Kim K.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BCpQBQROS5l/
    The gorgeous reality star and entrepreneur who shows off her body whenever she feels like tensioning the world.

    Although Kim gives us reasons, however flimsy for posting sultry pictures of herself.

    She once said her two year old daughter, North ‘accidentally’ posted a picture of her in bikini on  Instagram.

    Flavour doesn’t care.

    He just posts his semi nude pictures like that.

    Is it that he doesn’t have anything to wear like Kim?

    His fans can kuku donate clothes for him.

    Or is his backside always itching?

    Maybe all his boxers and trousers just don’t fit.

    We get that he thinks he’s really hot and wants to show off his body. However, clothes don’t look bad on him either.

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  • Kenneth Nwadike Jr Is Spreading Love With His Free Hugs Project

    Kenneth Nwadike Jr Is Spreading Love With His Free Hugs Project
    In a world where everyone is angry and always ready to fight something or someone, it takes a lot to believe there is any kindness and love left to share.

    However, Kenneth Nwadike Jr wants to turn things around, one hug at a time.

    It all began at the annual Boston Marathon of 2014 which was only a year after the unfortunate bombing that happened during the previous year’s marathon.

    Ken, who had been disqualified from the race after only 23 seconds held up a “Free Hugs” sign and offered hugs to the runners.

    This move touched many of the runners because the Marathon meant a lot to most of them who had lost a lot during the 2013 marathon bombing. This inspired him to launch his Free Hugs Project as a means of spreading love and also tackling social issues.

    Ken started running as a homeless teenager in high school and secured a scholarship to run Track and Field in college.

    This was followed by a short professional running career with Nike Farm Team Olympic Development Program at Stanford Univeristy.

    Together with his wife, Sabrina, he launched his own sports events company, Superhero events, based in San Diego.

    They organise themed sports events which aim at not only charity but as a means of inspiring the runners into channeling their inner superhero for good. The events also promote general family fitness and health.

    He recently took his campaign to various political rallies in Wisconsin and he met different responses at the Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders rallies.

    A lot of the Trump supporters were outrightly racist and hostile, one of them threatened to punch him if he didn’t support Donald Trump. However, he was received with warmth and open hands by Bernie Sander’s supporters. This video moved people on Facebook to start the hashtag #MakeAmericaLoveAgain which is still trending at the moment.

    People like Kenneth restore our faith in humanity with their efforts at making things around them better. 

    If a black man offering free hugs could be snubbed by Donald Trump’s supporters, we can only imagine how they treat Black men and women who work or live around them.
  • Nigeria Has Been Ranked As The Most Stressful Country In The World

    Nigeria Has Been Ranked As The Most Stressful Country In The World
    In a recent study carried out by Bloomberg, Nigeria was ranked as the most stressful country in the world out of all 74 countries on the list.

    The study considered factors such as GDP per capita, homicide rates, income inequality, unemployment, urban air pollution and life expectancy for the ranking.

    Nigeria was number 1 as a result of high unemployment rate (23.9%) and the 70% stress level.

    Hay God!

    Before you start arguing, is there light in your house?

    How long did you queue to buy the fuel in your generator? (that’s if there’s fuel inside sef).

    Is your job paying you what you really deserve?

    How many hours did you spend in traffic today?

    Is the Boko Haram issue not enough cause for worry?

    Abi FOREX isn’t affecting you in anyway. Let us know so we can come to your house since you’re no longer Nigerian.

    The study has really shown all the wahala happening in the country to the world. We hope things will improve so Nigerians can go back to being one of the happiest groups of people in the world.

  • King Of Controversy, Dino Melaye, Drops Yet Another Sexist Tweet

    King Of Controversy, Dino Melaye, Drops Yet Another Sexist Tweet

    You may have seen this video of Dino Melaye comparing women to products during the March 2nd sitting at the senate.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv0W5aQhqMc
    Where he also asked the members on the floor  to “patronise made in Nigeria women”. He asked them to stop paying dowry in dollars and pounds and even shamed his colleague, Governor Adams Oshiomhole, for marrying a foreigner (who is actually African and from Cape Verde).

    Even little children should take knocks for that statement.

    Maybe the heat and fuel scarcity made people forget how wrong that comment was.

    And as if he thrives on making such comments, he went on a shade trip after his long time opponent, Senator Adeyemi, joined his party APC.

    His anger isn’t misplaced sha. Just imagine if your teacher forced you to become seat partners with that student you hated so much in your class.

    After ranting and ranting.

    Na wa oh! Aren’t they supposed to be working together for the progress of party and country?

    Throwing shade…

    Only a scared person would go on a Twitter rant when a former opponent joins his party sha.

    Upon shade…

    He’s even trying to be deep, nice one senator!

    He ended things with this tweet.

    WOW!

    Wait…

    WHAT???

    Is he trying to say he flogs his wife?

    Is he even serious?

    Does that mean he doesn’t see anything wrong with physical abuse against women?

    He has kuku compared women to products before.

    Why is he comparing the defeat of another man to flogging his wife?

    Dis tew much!

    Why is he comparing someone he obviously dislikes so much to his wife?

    Does he even regard his wife at all?

    But we have one prayer wish for the senator so he can be cured of sexism and misogyny…

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  • Ben Bruce Has Found A New Career On Social Media

    Ben Bruce Has Found A New Career On Social Media

    Senator Ben Bruce is one of the most popular Nigerian politicians and businessmen on Twitter (His fingers are always at work).

    When he’s not dropping fake deep quotes…

    He’s starting a movement…

    And failing at it of course, with his infamous book launch.

    https://twitter.com/PRODEEGY/status/702369700433567744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    He goes on rant after rant.

    https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/718134875178414080

    And is now into trailer jamming.

    And clapping back.

    And giving sharp responses to anybody who dares to try him.

    Hay God!

    When the senator you voted for chooses a different career path in Twitter pettiness.

    When you realise he takes time to actually screenshot the tweets and then trailer-jam.

    When you wake up and realise Uncle Ben has started tweeting his “Common sense” tweets.

    Maybe he should take his Twitter fingers to his constituency and put them to work.

    We sha have few words. Uncle Ben, face your work abeg!!

  • What The Hell Is Happening In Unilag?

    What The Hell Is Happening In Unilag?
    On April 7, all hell broke loose in University of Lagos as the school was closed down indefinitely by the authorities.

    The students abandoned their lectures to protest the poor water and electricity supply in the school. They also protested on behalf of the students who live off-campus and have difficulty getting to school due to the fuel scarcity wahala.

    The school authorities closed down the school indefinitely and asked all students to vacate the school premises before 10 am on April 8.

    It was alleged that the Student Union locked the school gates on April 8 when the school management closed all the hostels.

    The students trapped in the school premises were pictured passing through a canal in a bid to leave the school premises.

    It was also alleged that the student union president was arrested for being involved in the crisis.

    https://twitter.com/akinolarj/status/718361251366182912

    However, there are many questions this protest raises.

    Because a standard university should have regular supply of water and electricity.

    https://twitter.com/ebuka_akara/status/718357195277135872

    In the end, the students are still the ones at a disadvantage.

    The school shutting down is a direct consequence of the fuel scarcity crisis in Nigeria.

    Could it be that the students were tired of being neglected by the school authorities? Considering the fact that the students had protested a bed bug infestation in the hostels back in 2015.

    This is the first school to shut down as a result of fuel scarcity and erratic fuel supply. We hope things restore to normal before other institutions in the country follow suit.

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  • 9 Points That Prove Nigerians Don’t Have Time To Form Ajebo

    9 Points That Prove Nigerians Don’t Have Time To Form Ajebo
    A Twitter account run by a British man, The Royal Butler, dedicated to teaching people etiquette was recently discovered by Nigerians. And as expected, they trolled the hell out of the poor, proper British man. These 9 responses to his tweets show that poshness and propriety are too stressful for Nigerians:

    1. Men are supposed to sit straight with their legs crossed…

    Please, how can someone sit down properly after wasting away in traffic for 4 hours?

    2. It’s not proper to order more than the person that invites you to eat.

    But some Nigerian girls will bring all their friends to come and eat awoof food.

    3. The proper time for breakfast is between 8am-10am.

    Who having proper breakfast between 8-10 am epp? When someone is already in the staff bus at 5:30 am.

    4. The Ajebo way of greeting people is by asking “How do you do?”.

    How can you ask Nigerians to ask “How do you do?”, when you can just say “Guy, how far?”

    5. Eating with forks, knives and spoons is the proper thing to do.

    Eating properly with knife, fork and napkin is too much stress abeg. Did your hands and stainless steel spoon break?

    6. Dunking biscuit in tea is not cool.

    We know dunking biscuit in tea is not posh. But dunking soft Agege bread in your thick cup of Milo is the bomb, argue with your dead palate please.

    https://twitter.com/salewakudaisi/status/718017710303617024

    7. It is only proper to arrive no more than 15 minutes late to an event.

    But who all that epp, when you can just arrive in time for small chops and Jollof.

    https://twitter.com/NEPA_Lagos/status/718158132397129728

    8. Using phones during meals is not proper.

    We know picking calls during dinner is rude oh, but what if Baba God is calling somebody’s phone at dinner?

    9. Men should rise when a woman steps into the room.

    But Nigerian men will just send you into the kitchen.

    https://twitter.com/missPrizzle/status/718058760363765760