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  • INEC’s Voter Register is Now Online for the Next Two Weeks

    INEC’s Voter Register is Now Online for the Next Two Weeks

    For the first time in the history of Nigerian elections, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has announced that it will be publishing its voter register online. If it isn’t obvious by now, that’s great news.

    INEC previously published hard copies of its voter register in its offices across the 774 local government areas (LGA) in Nigeria. You’d have had to physically go there to confirm that your details were correct. 

    Thankfully, that era is over.

    What led to the change?

    Continuous calls from individuals and even political parties urging the commission to make the switch to a digital and easily accessible register has been on for some time now. 

    The amended Electoral Act 2022 now includes this change. Because of this, INEC won’t only publish the register at its offices, it must now upload on its website.

    The lesson here is that exercising civic rights by applying pressure does pay off.

    How can I check my voter registration details?

    The online register is available for a two-week period starting from today, November 12, 2022 till November 25, 2022. Visit www.inecnigeria.org/display_register and follow the instructions.

    What else do you need to know?

    The new voter register has been cleaned up to account for double and invalid registrations. At the end of the continuous voter registration in July, 96.2 million Nigerians had been registered. After the cleanup, that number dropped to 93.5 million.

    The point of this exercise is to scrutinize the register for errors. If you notice something off about your details, note it instantly and lay a complaint at the INEC office in your LGA of registration. You’d be given a form where you can note down the things you’d like corrected.

    Remember, you have just two weeks. Good luck.

    ALSO READ: How You Can Work For INEC During the 2023 Elections

  • Did You Miss the Fight Between These Nigerian Politicians?

    Did You Miss the Fight Between These Nigerian Politicians?

    In the land of Nigerian politics, especially during election campaign season, there is never a dull moment, as you can always expect to see political gaffes, diss tracks, and an endless flow of gbas gbos.

    Therefore, we’ve decided to jog your memory of some legendary disagreements and grudges that have occurred in the Nigerian government. Here’s a list of some of them, from spanking new to decade-old feuds:

    Ortom Vs Atiku

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    The most recent on the list is the Ortom-Atiku feud. Due to Atiku’s support of the violent actions of the Myetti-Allah in Benue State, Ortom was so pissed that he said he would rather “choose death” than support Atiku. (For context, both Ortom and  Atiku are members of the same party, but Atiku is a presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP).) 

    To further show his displeasure, Ortom decided to pull a diss move and went all the way to the Labour Party to support Peter Obi.

    But it seems as though the fuel of anger could not be sustained for long, as the governor made a U-turn and decided to apologize to Atiku about his ‘misyarns’. 

    According to Ortom: “I want to say that the statement people are holding on was not what I meant when I was captured saying that. But all the same, I know that it would amount to logical fallacy. I want to say to those who are so offended by my remarks, I am very sorry. I didn’t mean that.” 

    Atiku hasn’t yet spoken on whether he’ll gracefully receive Ortom’s olive wreath or not.

    Obasanjo vs Atiku

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    Accounts vary as to what started the grudge between the ex-president and his former vice. Things got so bad that Obasanjo said outright that he would not endorse Atiku for the presidency in 2006.

    The feud remained a thing until 2018. Obasanjo saw the light somehow and decided to forgive Atiku because he believed Atiku had “discovered and repositioned himself”. 

    But the reconciliation came during a time when both Atiku and President Muhammadu Buhari was running for a second tenure. Therefore, it seemed like getting Buhari out of the way was bigger than any old disagreement.

    [Image Source: Guardian]

    Tinubu vs Fashola

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    With the two former governors of Lagos State, things have not always been so rosy for them. Worthy of note is 2018. Tinubu didn’t invite his predecessor to key events like his 10th Colloquium (an event in which Fashola was meant to have testified to Tinubu’s good works in the state).

    There were no comments as to why it happened on the Tinubu front, but sources from the Fashola camp said it was a disagreement from Fashola. The disagreement was on outsourcing tax collection to a private company called Alpha Beta (a company that is allegedly owned by Tinubu), instead of collecting it directly.

    Anyway, the two seemed to move on from the quarrel as they were seen looking all friendly at a public function in 2018.

    [Image Source: Daily Post]

    Oshiomhole vs Ize-Iyamu

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    The two former Edo State governors got tangled up in a clash of words. This was during the 2015 Edo State governorship elections.

    Oshiomhole accused Ize-Iyamu of embezzling Edo state funds and being the source of its underdevelopment. He demanded that Ize-Iyamu should “vomit the N1.2 billion he shared with Dan Orbih which is money meant for defence that he collected from a bank. After that, he will go to jail.”

    Ize-Iyamu also countered back. He said that Oshiomhole should officially probe his activities during the eight years he spent as governor.

    However, in 2020, the two men seemed to come to an understanding. Oshiomohole described Ize-Iyamu as “a man of God” while Ize-Iyamu said that he needed to be “abused”. This was because he raised his protege (present Edo State governor, Obaseki) to be a bad product. Lmao.

    Know more feuds that we didn’t mention? Drop a comment below and show us the light!

  • Can You Name the Many Personalities of Buhari?

    Can You Name the Many Personalities of Buhari?

    Muhammadu Buhari is a man of many faces. The moment you think you’ve figured him out, he snaps his fingers, wiping the smirk off your face and leaves you feeling lost. 

    Let’s start at the beginning. 

    Buhari came to power in 2015 with the promise that he’d stamp out corruption and deliver change, among other things. Many Nigerians bought it; I mean, the pitch was interesting. Seven years on, he’s managed to live up to at least one of those promises — a change for the worse. 

    Let’s do a recap on some of the times Buhari showed us his different faces.

    Buhari the ghost

    We should have known from his inaugural speech when he said that he belonged to everybody and nobody. That’s the soundbite of a guy who has perfected the art of ghosting.

    Speaking of ghosting, our dear president has on several occasions literally gone into airplane mode when his country needed him most. Most recently, with Nigeria battling a flooding emergency affecting 34 of 36 states, what did Buhari do? He took a  trip to South Korea.

    ALSO READ: How Flooding May Affect the 2023 Elections

    Buhari the doublemouth

    In 2012, Buhari famously claimed that the oil subsidy was fraudulent. He had quite a lot to say about it. As fate would have it, Buhari became president and even appointed himself as Petroleum Minister. 

    Well, it will not surprise you to know that under him, subsidy payment has risen by 477%. In fact, from when he came in, till when he leaves in 2023, subsidy payment is expected to hit ₦11 trillion. 

    Let’s also not forget one of his campaign promises — a ban on all government officials from seeking medical care abroad. By August 2021, Buhari had spent 200 days in the United Kingdom for medical treatment since assuming office. 

    Do as I say, not as I do.

    Buhari the bully

    As part of Buhari’s rebranding, close aides described him as a “reformed democrat”. Nigerians have now learned first hand that old habits die hard. His response to #EndSARS agitations from harmless protesters was the use of brutal force. And yet, in the face of real threats like banditry, he said he hesitates in deploying excessive force.

    His bad belle in dealing with people he doesn’t like using outfits like the State Security Service (SSS), the clampdown on the press, and the banning of Twitter, will cement his legacy as a flat-track bully.

    Are there other Buhari personalities you have noticed? Do share with us. 

    ALSO READ: Buhari Needs to Do These Things Before He Leaves Office in 2023

  • What Kind Of Help Are Nigerian Flood Victims Getting?

    What Kind Of Help Are Nigerian Flood Victims Getting?

    We know a lot of things are happening right now but let’s not forget that millions of Nigerians are still suffering the effects of flooding. Although coverage of the issue has reduced, it’s important that we keep in mind that a large part of over 30 Nigerian states are under water. 

    This is not just a case of rains spoiling your plans in October and November because over 612 people have died and millions have lost their homes, means of livelihood and members of their families. 

    The crisis is far from over.    

    [Image Source: Daily Post Nigeria]

    Apart from the direct impact on people, the Nigerian economy has been hit too by the floods, with rice farmlands in Nigeria’s food-basket states being affected, leading to the loss of $20 million. 

    It also affected Nigeria’s daily earnings in global markets, as the Nigeria Liquefied and Natural Gas company (NLNG) called a ‘force Majeure on October 17, 2022, which halted profits that could have come from gas exports.

    Have people gotten help? 

    Although responses were slow in the beginning, some help has started getting to the victims. 

    Here are some of the heavy donors so far: 

    The United States

    The United States provided $ 1 million to flood victims through the US Agency for International Development (USAID). The funds were provided to help local partners and agencies with emergency shelters, relief commodities, and hygiene kits to promote safe and healthy practices, especially with the cholera outbreak that has been widespread across Internally Displaced Persons (IDP) camps. 

    The Red Cross

    The International Federation of the Red Cross/Red Crescent issued a Floods Emergency Appeal of $13 million. This was to provide clean water, emergency shelter, and cash assistance to half a million people in several states. The beneficiaries included severely affected states such as Adamawa, Anambra, Bayelsa, Kebbi, Kaduna, Yobe, and Zamfara. 

    Jordan

    The King of Jordan, Abdullah II bin Al-Hussein Al Hashimi donated useful relief items. These included food packages, clothing, blankets, and sanitary items for flood victims.

    Meghan Markle and Prince Harry 

    The royal couple donated funds for the flood victims in order to provide relief materials. The amount was unspecified. The donation was made to both UNICEF and Save the Children in Nigeria.

    Switzerland

    In response to an emergency appeal by the International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies, IFRC, Switzerland donated $756,000. This was to aid the IFRC and Nigerian Red Cross to provide relief support for victims.

    The Knights of St. John

    A Nigerian Catholic group, the Knights of St John International, donated a sum of N8 million to various Catholic dioceses. These were located in Idah, Markurdi, Lokoja, Auchi, Bomadi, and Warri, as well as the archdioceses in Onitsha, and Owerri. 

    The donation is also expected to support the repair of the Catholic Bishops Conference of Nigeria (CBCN) institutions affected by floods.

    Donations from political candidates 

    The All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu donated a sum of N100 million to Kano flood victims. This happened during a party held in his honour in October 2022. 50 million naira was also donated to Bayelsa State flood victims by the presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar. 

    Lastly, Labour Party (LP) presidential candidate, Peter Obi, gave the sum of N5 million to flood victims in Benue. He also gave relief materials which included bread and noodles to Anambra state flood victims.

  • Crime Is Increasing on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway

    Crime Is Increasing on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway

    The Lagos-Ibadan expressway, one of Nigeria’s busiest expressways, has in recent times become a crime scene with back-to-back stories of robberies, kidnappings and even death. 

    A few days ago, on 8 November 2022, gunmen dressed in military uniform attacked commuters travelling along the road. They came out of a bush along the Sagamu Interchange and started firing at a bus carrying passengers. Thankfully, despite injuries, no one died. 

    The incidents are happening more than you think

    Let’s explain using numbers. 

    Data shows that the southwest until recent times has been relatively secure, at least compared with other geopolitical zones in Nigeria.

    In the first half of 2022, 65 people were abducted in the southwest which was significantly low when compared with 1,305 people in the northwest. Ideally we want these numbers to read zero, but let’s just say that at the time it looked like the southwest were keeping things in check. Then July came.

    Between July and October, a period of four months, the number of abductions in the southwest increased from 65 to 132, doubling at a scary rate. This is just abduction data. Other crimes like robbery and attacks on residents have also increased. 

    What can the government do about this?

    The 127 km Lagos-Ibadan expressway is a vital economic corridor linking two commercial cities. It cuts across three states: Lagos, Ogun and Oyo. This is one of the reasons why everyone needs to join efforts to end this wahala.

    One suggestion is the implementation of interstate policing. The Western Nigeria Security Network, which you know as Amotekun, is a security outfit for the southwest. 

    Unfortunately, only Ondo state seems to be using them effectively. The rest need to up their game.

    There is also a need for the government to provide technical support for more policing along notorious hotspots. The highways are famous for having bushes and hideouts where criminals operate from. They need to sweep those places and send a message that crime is not welcome.

    How can you protect yourself?

    The Lagos-Ibadan expressway is still undergoing construction around the Kara area. This often creates a heavy traffic build-up along the long bridge that can stretch endlessly. To help yourself:

    • Avoid being caught in traffic for too long and exposing yourself to the risk of kidnapping. Steer clear of the roads during peak hours and on busy days. 
    • Only travel when absolutely necessary, and as much as you can, avoid travelling at night.
    • Have on hand emergency numbers. The Federal Road Safety Corps which is in charge of traffic along federal roads has an emergency number, 122. Use only in the event of an emergency.
    • Let someone know where you are at all times. It is much easier to keep track of movements that way and to send help to your last known location in case you’re in trouble.
  • Who Are the Forces Against Women’s Involvement in Politics?

    Who Are the Forces Against Women’s Involvement in Politics?

    It is 2022 and Nigerian women are still struggling to get a stable place in politics. And no, politicians (mostly male) using female traders and rural women to advance their careers is not the same as women having a real say in the matter. 

    There have been conferences, jabs, talks, and more talks thrown in the way of Nigerian women calling on them to rub shoulders with the men in the political space. But everyone seems to forget that it takes more than talking and that real work has to be done. 

    On November 9, 2022, The deputy chief whip of the House of Representatives (aka Honourable Member of the Feminist Battalion), Nkeiruka Onyejeocha, reminded us about the rejected affirmative action bill. 

    The bill simply asked that the Nigerian government makes it compulsory for 35 percent of women to be involved in all governance processes. Easy stuff but it got thrown away. 

    It is a breath of fresh air that people like Onyejeocha, who said that women’s participation should always be a priority, are in government. However, this was not enough to save the bill.

    Let’s look at what the bill means for Nigerian women. 

    How does the bill help Nigerian women? 

    The bill, which was championed by Onyejeocha, was meant to increase women’s participation in politics and general government processes, offering them higher chances of getting into government.

    Women should care about the implementation of affirmative action for two simple reasons:

    The political numbers for women are sad to look at

    Out of all the candidates campaigning in the 2023 elections, only 8.36 percent of them are women. After the 2019 legislative elections, it was also observed that only 8 women out of 109 members were elected to the House of Senate, and 13 women out of 360 members made it to the House of Representatives.  

    In the two houses, fall way below the global 26.1 percent cut-off mark for global recognition of women in parliament. These numbers don’t lie. 

    NASS has a history of rejecting bills for women

    The 35 percent affirmative action bill isn’t the only one that has been rejected.

    When senator, Biodun Olujimi, presented the Gender and Equal Opportunities bill in December 2021,  male lawmakers began to pick holes in the bill. It was eventually stepped down.

    That was the third time Ms. Olujimi brought the bill to the Senate for consideration.

    She first introduced the bill in March 2016. The bill clearly sought to give women the following:

    • Equal opportunities in employment.
    • Equal rights to inheritance for both genders.
    • Equal rights for women in marriage and divorce
    • Equal access to education, property/land ownership, and inheritance.

    The bill was rejected by male lawmakers. They argued that the Nigerian Constitution was clear on the rights of citizens, including women.  Olujimi reworked the bill and represented it to the Senate. This time, it scaled second reading and was referred to the Senate committee on Judiciary, Human Rights and Legal Matters. However, no public hearing was held.

    In November 2019, the bill was reintroduced and during the second reading last December, two senators – Aliyu Wamakko and Yusuf Yusuf – argued that the word “equality” was against the socio-cultural practice of Islam.

    Women around the world are killing it politically

    Kenya and Rwanda are good examples of African countries where gender equality is practiced, especially in politics and governance.

    In Kenya, the number of women in parliament sums up to 21.8 percent. Seven female governors were also sworn into power in August 2022.

    Rwanda Chamber of Deputies became the first elected national parliament where women were the majority in 2008. The percentage of women in parliament stood at 61.25% in 2021. This is way above the current global average of 26.4%. 

    Rwanda has been at the top of the International Organization of Parliaments (IPU)’s monthly ranking of

    women in the national parliament for years.

    Dear Nigeria, remove shame and beat Rwanda. If there was ever a time to care about female participation in politics, there is no better time than now. 

  • Electoral Violence Is On the Rise and We Need To Pay Attention

    Electoral Violence Is On the Rise and We Need To Pay Attention

    The presidential candidate for the People’s Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar, was attacked on November 9, 2022, while on his way to a campaign engagement in Maiduguri, Borno State. Reports say the attack was carried out by some supporters of the All Progressives Congress (APC) who were identified by the party emblems they were carrying.  

    The candidate’s supporters have been attacked before. On October 17, thugs reportedly invaded its rally in Kaduna and beat people up. In the recent Borno attack, 70 people were reportedly injured in the Borno attack, with dozens of vehicles vandalized. 

    It is unclear if Atiku was harmed, but he would probably think twice before setting foot in Borno State again. 

    Also recall that in October 2022, open threats were made by a member of the House of Assembly, Mohammed Gajiram, declaring the need for APC to win all their elections if it means “people being killed and buried in holes.”

    In response to the death threats, a PDP representative in Borno state, Alhaji Zanna Gaddama, has openly appealed to both the Director-General of the Department of State Services (DSS), the National Security Adviser (NSA) and the Inspector General of Police (IG) for help. 

    What does Nigerian law say about death threats?

    In Section 323 of our nation’s Criminal Code Act, there is only a punishment for the threat to kill if the threat is written. As it states, “Any person who, knowing the contents thereof, directly or indirectly causes any person to receive any writing threatening to kill any person is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for seven years.” 

    However, Gajiram did break Subsection 2 of Section 92 of the Electoral Act of 2022 which states that “abusive, intemperate, slanderous or base language or insinuations or innuendoes designed or likely to provoke violent reaction or emotions shall not be employed or used in political campaigns.”

    Who else has been attacked this election season? 

    Even with the signing of a peace accord by all the presidential candidates, there have been signs of bad faith. This ranges from violence, intolerance, and hate speech.

    Peter Obi

    The Labour Party candidate has received his own share of violence. In September,  gunmen threatened Peter Obi’s supporters in Enugu, while they were holding a meeting in the Awga community. 

    Four unknown gunmen suddenly showed up, shot in the air, and disrupted the meeting.  A day earlier, some members of the party were also attacked in Nenwe of the same state. 

    About a week later, Obi’s supporters were again attacked in Ebonyi state. This time, some members of the Nigeria Police were identified as assailants. In a statement, the Labour Party’s National Publicity Secretary accused APC of using the police to promote violence.

    In October, Obi’s supporters, known as “flag boys” were brutalized in Lagos. The flag boys were accused of carrying Peter Obi’s flags around Oshodi in Lagos. They got beaten by thugs and attempts were made to burn them alive. 

    Senator Ifeanyi Ubah

    In September, Ubah, was ambushed and attacked at Enugwu-Ukwu in Njikoka LGA of Anambra State. Five people were killed during this attack, including some police officers and the senator’s aides. 

    Why should you care about electoral violence?

    As a citizen, electoral violence goes against your right to vote for any candidate of your choice, as stated in the INEC’s Voter Education section. 

    You should also be allowed to attend any rally for any candidate without the fear of being harassed. Start by holding your preferred candidate accountable to the peace accord all parties signed.









  • Is Nigeria Ready for a Census in 2023?

    Is Nigeria Ready for a Census in 2023?

    Earlier this year, the Nigerian Population Commision (NPC), announced plans to conduct a census in April 2023. If all goes well, this would be the first time since 2006 that Nigeria is conducting a census. Ideally, based on United Nation (UN) recommendations, a census should happen at least once every 10 years

    We like to say naija no dey carry last but it looks like we’ve carried last here o.

    Why does a country need a census anyway?

    Censuses are an important aspect of demographic research. Any government worth its salt would want to know its gender distribution, youth population size and collate date on the aged, housing and other key statistics. 

    How have censuses been in Nigeria?

    Nigeria’s first ever census took place in 1911 — before we were even known officially as Nigeria. Even then, it was not a full census. It was just for southern Nigeria. 

    The first national census happened in 1921 and it sort of set the tone for how censuses in Nigeria would go. It was marred by irregularities, including inadequate staffing and boycotting because people thought it would lead to more taxes.

    Between then and 1989 when the NPC was created, six censuses were conducted and each came with their varying challenges. Keep in mind that there was a cancellation in 1962.

    In 1991, another census was held that put Nigeria’s population at 88.5 million. The last census, conducted in 2006, placed Nigeria’s population at 140 million. There were a lot of objections to this number at the time. Then Lagos State governor and current presidential candidate of the ruling party, Bola Tinubu, called the figures false.

    What are the reactions to the upcoming census?

    The former governor of Katsina State, Aminu Masari, in October, said that censuses in Nigeria are highly politicised and afflicted with the “politics of numbers.” He added that in the past, population figures were determined based on calculations relating to the allocation of resources which were determined by ethnicity, regional and religious differences. It’s hard not to see his point.

    In the same month, a non-governmental organisation, Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria, HURIWA, faulted the government on its plans to hold a census in 2023. It called on the government to postpone it, noting that it makes “no economic sense”, at a time when Nigeria is battling the devastating effects of floods and hyperinflation.

    In September, vice president Yemi Osinbajo said the 2023 census would cost ₦‎198 billion. On November 9, 2022, the NPC told the Senate that the digital census would gulp ₦532.7 billion.

    So, is Nigeria ready for a census?

    The simple answer is yes. It is clearly overdue. Already, ₦21 billion has been spent on the mapping and enumeration of areas. But the real question is whether the census data would be a true representation of the Nigerian population and not  some magomago figure. 

    The answer to that remains unclear. The NPC has already come out to make the bold claim that the 2023 census will rewrite history. There are two ways this can go: either it turns out to be an unprecedented failure or a resounding success. We can only hope it’s the latter.

  • How This Tech Bro Got Swindled by His Landlord

    How This Tech Bro Got Swindled by His Landlord

    For this week’s episode of Navigating Nigeria, we spoke to Mark*, an IT and networking specialist who is dealing with a huge electricity bill after being swindled by his landlord.

    In the wild adventure that is house-hunting in Nigeria, there are chances that an unsuspecting tenant can be tricked into getting a house with heavy electricity arrears among other issues. This is Mark’s experience about the pains of estimated billing and the dishonesty of some landlords. 

    Walk us through your experience getting an apartment in Lagos

    I started house-hunting in early 2020, just as we were entering the lockdown proper. Lagos being what it is, has a high demand for residential buildings. It wasn’t easy at all. The process of jumping from one agent to another was so annoying. You’d have to pay an agent fee for anyone you came in touch with. And you’d still have to pay their transport fares.

    There are multiple agents for one property and when you call them, they’ll tell you agent fee is ₦5000. I found a way to negotiate it down to ₦2000 although this also depended on the nature of the apartment. Several agents took me around. I couldn’t find anyone to my taste because it felt like all the places I was taken to were shacks. And the landlords really don’t send you because they know that if you don’t take it, someone else will.

    I was just walking on my own one day and was fortunate enough to see this bricklayer working in front of a building still under construction. I stopped to ask if he could give me the contact details of the house owner or the agent in charge. He told me all the apartments in the building were already taken, even though it was still under construction. Imagine the extent people go to secure houses in Lagos.

    Wow.

    Anyway, he told me there was an available place somewhere he had finished working on, somewhere around the Palmgrove-Shomolu axis. Lucky me! When I got to the location I found the only available room left there — it was a one room self-con with a bathroom and kitchen and it looked quite spacious. I didn’t waste time, I took it. I paid ₦300,000 for the rent. Agent fee, agreement and damages took ₦50,000 each, so in total I paid ₦450,000. Service charge came down to ₦5,000 a month.

    The next week, I moved in. This was in June 2020. The building had 14 flats of different sizes in it. Before paying the rent I confirmed with the landlord about any outstanding bills —  Electricity, water, service charges and all. He promised that we would be getting a prepaid meter and made me feel at ease and I believed I was getting a very good deal.

    So, I settled in my place. The first three months were smooth. We were paying our electricity bills at ₦2000 per occupant which seemed fair enough even though I didn’t have appliances at the time. In the fourth month I started noticing some hidden charges in the light bill. Electricity distribution officials would come around to harass us. They’d tell us we had some things to pay. From ₦2000 it went to ₦3000, then ₦5000, then ₦7000. When it got to ₦7000, I knew there was a problem as it wasn’t normal anymore. The bills we started getting were outrageous, the type that printing presses or industrial companies accumulate.

    Our light bill as a whole moved from around ₦100,000 to ₦200,000 per month. Don’t forget that the landlord had promised that I’d get a prepaid meter. He didn’t fulfill that promise and so the Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company (IKEDC) was charging us based on estimated billing. If we were only billed based on three meters — which was what the house had at the time — it would have at least been bearable. 

    We later found out that the landlord had opened extra accounts with IKEDC for the prepaid meters that were yet to arrive. So we were receiving estimated billings for the yet to be installed meters. They opened 10 accounts like that for that building.

    Ah!

    To make matters worse, I found out that the house had accumulated a power bill of ₦3 million before I even became a tenant. At first, we thought it was a joke because the landlord said he had cleared every debt. He swore to God and everything, asking us to confirm from outsiders. We tried everything, including going to IKEDC’s office to confirm the authenticity of our landlord’s claims. The IKEDC officials showed us the account and we saw the bill for ourselves. An outstanding bill of ₦3 million was passed down to us.

    This three million was aside the prepaid meter accounts that were opened for us. So while we were even thinking of how to resolve that debt, another was piling. Every month, we were receiving estimated billings for these prepaid accounts. Some months we’d receive bills as high as ₦700,000.

    What?

    See ehn. We were in a bad place because who doesn’t want light? And no matter what, you cannot shoulder all that debt on yourself with your salary. How much will you have left at the end of the month? 

    We had several engagements with the landlord and asked him to at least try to clear his own end of the outstanding bill. Among the tenants we agreed to pay ₦60,000 each to at least offset some of the bills because IKEDC’s harassment was unbearable. Almost every day you’d see them coming to disconnect us. Imagine the pain of coming back from work, every other person has light and it’s just you living in darkness.

    Even after we convinced the landlord to clear his own debt, we had a new problem. The uninstalled prepaid meters had accumulated a bill of ₦3 million — this was separate from the ₦3 million the landlord was owing. It was a real terror for me. The estimated billing was pure extortion by IKEDC. No matter how much electricity was used, there’s just no way we were consuming that much.

    Eventually, the landlord met with his lawyer who advised him to put the house up for sale. By early December 2021, we received an eviction notice. Despite the eviction notice, we were still paying bills through our nose.

    Towards the end of December, the landlord came with a surprise announcement. He had had a rethink and would no longer sell the house.

    Phew.

    But there was a catch. The landlord informed us that at the end of the year, we would be treated as fresh tenants. This meant we were to pay agreement, commission and all those fees again. And he doubled it. What we were paying as ₦50,000 had become ₦100,000. He also increased rent, some apartments increased by ₦100,000 while some increased by ₦200,000.

    The audacity. Did you explore any other options on your own? 

    Yeah. We tried to engage an insider who worked with IKEDC to confirm if there was a scam going on with the billing. But then, they all work for the same people and even if there was, there was no incentive for him to get to the bottom of it. 

    We also tried to engage a lawyer. But I noticed that not all the tenants were into that and some were nonchalant about it. Me taking it all upon myself would have been an exercise in futility.

    I had no choice and as much as I hated to cough up those fees, the place had some features that I liked. It was just unfair to be given an eviction notice for no reason and then to have my rent increased unjustly. 

    What happened to the laws on giving quit notice and not increasing rent until after three years? There are many unanswered questions and I know that even though my story might be different from others, there are some similarities that you will find that Lagos tenants face at the hands of their landlords.

    Even though it was difficult for me, I just had to pay. I considered the stress of looking for a new apartment, moving, repainting and so on. There was also the fact that most places wouldn’t be as spacious as where I am. Also, if I was getting a new place I’d still have to pay those commissions and other charges. My plan was that if I had to move, it would be to a bigger accommodation and at the time I didn’t have the funds for that.

    What is the situation for you like now?

    Not every tenant renewed their rent. Some were aggrieved and felt cheated. For those of us that stayed, we finally received our prepaid meters. Ideally, IKEDC will need you to pay a certain amount before giving you a prepaid meter. What they  did was to sum up the debt and split it equally across those meters.

    Whether you’re a new or old tenant, you have an outstanding bill waiting for you if you agree to stay in that building. So every month I pay two light bills, one to offset an outstanding charge and another to pay for the power I plan to use for that month. And I cannot skip these payments or else I won’t be able to load up my prepaid meter. The last time I checked, the outstanding bill on my meter was ₦400,000.

    Sigh. What advice would you give to people looking for accommodation in Lagos?

    First, you should do due diligence on any apartment you plan to move to. When agents are showing you a house, just note the address. Take it to an electricity distribution office to confirm if there are any outstanding bills for that address. 

    This is important because these are things the landlord won’t tell you. Even if they tell you the house has prepaid meters, don’t fall for it because even those have hidden bills. In your excitement about getting a prepaid meter, you may not be aware that there are bills you’d end up servicing.

     *Name changed to protect their identity.

  • The EFCC Chairman Is in Prison. Here’s Why.

    The EFCC Chairman Is in Prison. Here’s Why.

    The Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Abdulrasheed Bawa, has been sentenced to serve time in the most ‘secure’ prison in Nigeria, Kuje Correctional Prison.

    One can only wonder how Bawa is going to survive, as the prison could contain some very angry fraudsters he has arrested.

    Bawa is going to serve time until he returns N40 million and a Range Rover to Air Vice Marshal (AVM) Rufus Adeniyi Ojuawo. Keep in mind that these items have not been returned to Ojuawo since the court demanded him to in 2018.

    What happened with Ojuawo and Bawa?

    To help you understand this, let’s break down the case into three main points:

    • The Crime: Ojuawo was accused of taking N40 million and a Range Rover. The items are valued at N29.25 million from Hima Aboubakar of Societe D’Equipment Internationalaux Nigeria Limited in 2016.
    • The Court Case: Ojuawo was arraigned in 2016 on a two-count charge for both items in a Federal Capital Territory (FCT) high court. The case was filed by the EFCC.
    • The Verdict: The judge rejected the EFCC case in 2018 and acquitted Ojuawo on the grounds that the commission was unable to show that he accepted the gifts. The EFCC was ordered to return the seized property, which Mr. Bawa clearly didn’t follow up on, hence his sentencing

    However, he is not ready to claim the sentence peacefully, as he informed journalists at a press conference that he had appealed the case and would allow “the law” to take its natural course. His ‘buddies’ at the EFCC have backed him up too, as they officially confirmed that the organization would appeal in the chairman’s case. Talk about a friend in need.

    It may be kind of shocking and sad to hear this news as the EFCC under Bawa’s tenure has recorded significant achievements so far. These range from the recovery of N6 trillion from fraudsters and 978 convictions in August 2021 to arresting 87 forex dealers in November 2022.  

    But how righteous is Bawa?

    Surprisingly, the EFCC chair has not always lived under a cloak of righteousness. He was involved in an alleged  ‘cashing out’ from over 244 oil tankers from between N20-N30 million. This happened while he was head of the zonal EFCC office at Port Harcourt in 2019. 

    EFCC officials have also claimed that his actions deprived Nigeria of receiving at least N4.88 billion in loot recovery. That is money that could pay off some of Nigeria’s debts. To put the cherry on the cake, Bawa was called in to lead the Lagos Zonal Office a year later. This was despite his investigation being far from over. 

    He then became the National Chairman in February 2021.

    Why should you care about Bawa or the EFCC?

    For starters, the actions of these two have serious impacts on your ‘soft life’ and your daily N2K.

    A report by PricewaterhouseCoopers (PWC) was written on the impact of corruption on the Nigerian economy. It states that corruption from the government level can lead to a lack of funds. This could lead to poor infrastructure of hospitals, schools, roads, etc. 

    It can also affect your business, as public funds that are meant to be used as capital for your business are now being used for jaiye jaiye by people who are meant to stop corruption. 

    How can you fight corruption?

    You don’t need to be powerless as a citizen in the fight against corruption. Here are some things you can do:

    • Report issues of corruption to the necessary authorities. You can start with your local police. 
    • Post it on social media. Your phone is not only for Instagram photos and Snapchat.
    • Don’t partake in corruption yourself. How can you fight corruption if you’re also corrupt?
  • Here’s Why Nnamdi Kanu Is Still in Prison Despite Release Order

    Here’s Why Nnamdi Kanu Is Still in Prison Despite Release Order

    Nnamdi Kanu, the leader of proscribed separatist group, the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), has a cat and mouse history with the Nigerian government. 

    The British-Nigerian activist gained prominence when he launched Radio Biafra in the United Kingdom with which he spread his agenda calling for the breakaway of Biafra from Nigeria.

    Nnamdi Kanu [Image source: Punch]

    Kanu was first arrested in Lagos in October 2015. He was detained for over a year and a half despite court orders demanding his release. In April 2017, he was released on bail on health grounds. 

    However, he skipped bail and went abroad. He also went against another of the terms set for bail by granting interviews to champion the IPOB movement.

    Road to his recent arrest 

    In June 2021, Kanu was rearrested and brought to Nigeria to face trial on treason charges. The Attorney-General of the federation, Abubakar Malami, gave no details as to where he was arrested, except to say that it was the collaborative effort of Nigerian intelligence and security services.

    Abubakar Malami [Image source: Vanguard]

    In April 2022, eight out of 15 charges brought against him were struck out by the Federal High Court in Abuja. The federal government in May 2022, amended the charges against Kanu and listed his lawyers as accomplices. 

    In July 2022, a group backed by the United Nations called for the release of Kanu from detention. Almost immediately, a northern coalition of 52 groups rejected the call for Kanu’s release, underscoring the highly sensitive and political nature of the matter.

    Recently, on October 14, 2022, an appeal court sitting in Abuja freed Kanu of all terrorism charges. It also ordered his release and the payment of compensation of up to ₦500 million. The court noted that the federal government violated all known laws when it forcefully extradited Kanu. The extradition was done from Kenya to Nigeria for the continuation of his trial.

    Why is Kanu still in custody? 

    The government said it would not release Kanu despite the court ruling. It said instead, it would review its legal options and could institute other charges against him. He remains in the custody  of the Department of State Services (DSS).

    Malami, the Attorney General, said that although the basis upon which Kanu was freed was based on rendition — that is, the process of sending a suspected criminal to another country for interrogation — it was not, in his opinion, sufficient enough. He provided four reasons why the government couldn’t release him.

    In his words, “In arriving at a decision whether to release or not release (Kanu), one; you look at the rule of law, two; you look at the public and the national interest, three; you look at the security situation, four; you look at international diplomacy.”

    He argued that Kanu had jumped bail before and could not be trusted to not do so again. Malami also argued that his history suggests that he could incite people again after his release. He feared that he could use his influence to launch a foreign attack against Nigeria.

    This is not the first time this is happening. In 2017 for instance, despite a court ruling ordering the release of Ibrahim El-Zakzaky, the leader of the Islamic Movement of Nigeria, the Nigerian government  refused to do so, stating that the continued detention was in the “security and public interest.”

    Ibrahim El-Zakzaky [Image source: Guardian]

    Where does this leave Nnamdi Kanu? 

    His legal team has pleaded with the DSS to grant him access to a physician, following a court order. 

    It remains to be seen if they would comply.

    ALSO READ: What Nnamdi Kanu’s Freedom Means for Nigerians

  • Why Ortom Would “Rather Die” Than Be Under Atiku

    Why Ortom Would “Rather Die” Than Be Under Atiku

    On November 6, 2022, Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom, saw his dinner party as a great opportunity to send Atiku Abubakar ‘to hell’. It came as no surprise when Ortom withdrew his support for the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) over his allegiance with the Miyetti Allah, a Fulani cattle-rearing group in the North. 

    Ortom said: “To hell with Atiku and anyone supporting him. They should go and tell him. You want me to be a slave for a Fulani. It’s better I die. Anybody supporting Atiku is an enemy of Benue.”

    Some people have called Ortom out, saying that his outburst of rage was the ‘most embarrassing speech one has heard from a governor’ and ‘a hate speech. 

    In case you were wondering, this is actually hate speech, a commonplace during elections. 

    The Cambridge Dictionary defines hate speech as “public speech that expresses hate or encourages violence towards a person or group based on something such as race, religion, sex, or sexual orientation.” 

    Ortom’s hate speech echoed years of tribal sentiments fuelled by several events you might’ve missed. A single thread can be drawn from the age-long crisis between the Fulani people and the Tiv of Benue State. 

    Let’s catch you up. 

    The Fulani-Tiv Crisis 

    To understand the Tiv (Benue) – Fulani crisis, we need to go back to the basics. Here are a few things you need to know:

    The Tiv and Fulani were once friends during the 19th century, while the Tiv were migrating from the Central African Republic to Cameroon. But, the Tiv decided that they were not ‘feeling the friendship’ anymore due to the Fulani’s “domineering” attitude, and they parted ways.

    There are conflicting stories about how the two groups began to attack and counterattack each other. However, in the 1950s, the Tiv joined the Middle Belt Congress founded by J.S Tarka, simply because they felt the Northern People’s Congress (headed by the Hausas and Fulanis) was “cruel and wanted power all to themselves.”

    Let’s fast forward to 2022 where there is increased violence in Benue State, most of which has been attributed to herdsmen (some of Fulani origin). 

    Just this month, 18 persons were killed, including children, and the state has thousands of Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs) seeking help to feed, clothe and house themselves. 

    There have also been tussles between the state and the Miyetti Allah over anti-grazing laws.  People in the state are mostly farmers and cattle grazing has left their crops destroyed countless times, further impoverishing them.  Attempts to reach compromises on both ends have failed and even led to more violence. 

    Tensions heightened in January 2022 when Ortom insisted that the Federal Government should consider Miyetti Allah Kautal Hore, Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria (MACBAN), and Fulani Nationality Movement (FUNAM) terrorist organizations.

    [Image Source: Peoples Gazette]

    Atiku-Ortom wahala 

    Now that you know more about the Fulani-Tiv crisis, let’s go back to the fight between Atiku and Ortom. 

    It was on October 15, 2022 that the fight really started when Atiku told the Arewa Committee during his presidential campaign that he was angry with Ortom for “profiling Fulani as bandits and terrorists because I am a Fulani.” 

    This was after the Benue Youth Forum (BYF), had awarded him the highest chieftaincy title in Benue, the ‘Zege Mule U’. After his speech, calls were made that the title should be reviewed

    Now that Ortom has consigned Atiku to hell, what is the next gbas gbos that will happen next? We’ll be here to update you. 

  • How Flooding May Affect the 2023 Elections

    How Flooding May Affect the 2023 Elections

    In a little over 100 days from today, Nigerians will head to the polls to decide who their new president would be. And while it is campaign season now, it is easy to forget that Nigeria is caught in one of its worst flooding crises ever. 

    As at October 24, 2022, 612 lives had been lost, 3.2 million people directly affected, 123,807 houses totally damaged and over 392 thousand hectares of farmland destroyed. 

    The government’s response has sadly been largely inadequate. We hate to add to the piling list of things the flood has affected but can we talk about the pending impacts on the 2023 elections for a minute? 

    You should be worried about these things ahead of the elections: 

    20 INEC offices damaged by the flood

    The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), led by its chairman, Mahmood Yakubu, appeared recently before the House of Representatives. He disclosed that the floods had already destroyed at least 20 of its offices across the country.

    INEC office in Edo State [Image source: Eagle Online]

    He said, “We have office rent and residential rent. So many of our offices were attacked and some actually flooded after the recent floods. We have 20 offices in that situation. 

    “For others, we just have to look for a facility to rent. From Jigawa, there was a request for us to look for three offices, following the damage caused by flooding of the offices that we occupied.”

    Inaccessible road networks

    Last month, the Minister of Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, lamented that the full extent of the flood’s damage on road infrastructure cannot yet be known. He said it would have to recede before they could make any meaningful assessment.

    Flooding in Lokoja [Image source: NAN]

    Still, it’s not difficult to imagine how severe the damage is, with the floods having affected 34 out of 36 states. It is also unlikely that any large-scale repairs can take place between now and the 2023 elections. This could mean that some major road networks might remain in a bad state even when the flood abates. 

    This might discourage voters from traveling long distances to vote ahead of election day.

    Disconnected communities and difficulty in transporting election materials

    Flooded community in Nigeria [Image source: Abraham Achirga/UNICEF]

    Beyond major roads, the road networks in many remote communities in Nigeria may pose challenges. The INEC chairman has already voiced this concern. 

    At an event hosted by the Centre for Democracy and Development (CDD), he said one of the greatest problems it faces in the conduct of elections is poor transportation systems. This can hamper the distribution of election materials, create delays and affect the integrity of the elections.

    Displacement and disenfranchisement of voters

    While INEC promised in early September that three million Internally Displaced Persons (IDP) will be able to vote, the flooding emergency may make it difficult to live up to that promise. 

    Voters at an IDP camp in Borno [Image source NAN]

    Many more people have been displaced, with their polling units no longer accessible. Also, INEC has closed all registration for the 2023 election meaning that the newly displaced may unfortunately get disenfranchised.

    What can be done?

    For the electoral body, they’re in a tough position. Despite their best intentions, many people will find it difficult to vote. Unless a fast-tracked bill is passed by the national assembly making special allowance for newly displaced voters. 

    Also, the government needs to commit more to ensuring that more roads are fixed before 2023 to encourage higher voter turnouts than in 2019. And on the individual end, just try to stay alive. Only the living can vote.

    ALSO READ: 2.5 Million Nigerians Are Affected by 2022 Flooding Crisis

  • This Muslim Voter Doesn’t Believe Religion Should Be an Electoral Criteria

    This Muslim Voter Doesn’t Believe Religion Should Be an Electoral Criteria

    The Nigerian Voter is a series that seeks to understand the motivations that drive the voting decisions of Nigerians — why they vote, how they pick their candidates, why some have never voted, and their wildest stories around elections.

    The subject of today’s The Nigerian Voter is Safiya, a Muslim lady from Kaduna State in her twenties. She moved to Lagos in 2018 in search of greener pastures. She told us about her past experience voting in the North, and her views on religion and tribalism when it comes to the voting process. 

    What made you come from Kaduna to Lagos?

    I moved here in 2018. The economy is very poor there in Kaduna and farmers are not making ends meet. Here in Lagos, I am making more money than my secondary school teacher and I can employ him, even with my mama put business.

    So that being said, I came to Lagos to get what I want, which is a better life for myself. Kaduna was just too poor and it is not safe with Boko Haram attacks here and there. Most people living in the North are just branching out to different parts of the country. 

    Have you ever voted before?

    Yes, I have. 

    In 2019, I went to Niger State to vote (since that was where I registered), but it was a terrible experience because the INEC chairmen there did not allow one to vote. 

    It’s only the people that settled them with money (bribes) that they allowed to vote. If you don’t settle them well, the vote will not count.

    Have you ever faced any form of harassment during voting?

    Yes oh, very well. 

    I can remember an INEC guy slapping me across the face because I was arguing with someone that jumped the queue. Unknown to me, the person had already bribed this guy with N20,000, which back then, was a lot of money in the North. 

    Even a pregnant woman nearly lost her baby in my presence because she was pushed down with violent force. It was a really tough time.

    Who did you vote for then and why?

    That time, I voted for Buhari, because I was scared that nobody else would win if I voted for them. I know that with these elections, if someone is running for office a second time, it’s that person that will win. 

    So since 2019 was for Buhari’s second tenure, I just voted for him anyway.

    Do you regret voting for Buhari now?

    Ah, well, sometimes I wish I had the courage to vote for someone else. 

    Atiku may not be the best person for Nigeria, but he is better than this Buhari. Anyways, I’m just hoping that 2023 will be different with the right person, insha’allah.

    Who would you vote for in 2023 and why?

    Peter Obi, because we need an educated person that can develop the country financially. People know that supporting businesses will reduce the financial pressure on them as a government, instead of simply encouraging the usual employment by people. 

    Peter Obi has these ideas. And you know Igbos, they’re quite skilled with this business thing. So I know he would create financial freedom for businesses. We would also have our own Nigerian-made stuff instead of importing. I don’t trust men like Tinubu to deliver, and Atiku should go and rest. The man has been running for president ever since I was in primary school. 

    Igbo men are always very successful in business, so I know that if I vote for Obi, he will create ways for businesses to grow. Maybe I can get a restaurant instead of this mama put.

    But would you say religion should be a big part of your criteria for a candidate?

    Look ehn, Nigeria is the way that it is now because we are all voting based on tribe or religion. In 2015, my people voted for Buhari because he is from the North, but look at how that turned out. If I was ever told that my own Northern Muslim brethren could treat us this way, making us become refugees in other parts of the country, I would never have believed it. 

    Election is not about religion or tribalism. We need to vote for the right person. It is religion and tribalism that made us vote for Buhari the first time, and look at where that turned out. I can’t vote for Tinubu because he extorts people, and he doesn’t care. 

    Look at this flooding crisis for instance that happened in Kogi State. Did Tinubu ever go to visit any of those victims? How many days passed before Atiku visited? It was only Obi that had enough sense to go to those places and sympathize with them, and help them. Why would I not vote for that kind of leader? 

    Tinubu said emi l’okan and they’re playing with the presidential seat as some sort of royal seat that is turn by turn. Is it a royal family thing, that you’re saying emi l’okan? Rubbish. This time, we need to all vote and our vote has to count!

    Who are the people you know voting for? 

    It’s still Peter Obi oh, even in the North. 

    I can’t say I know a single person that wants to vote for Atiku or Tinubu. It’s because my own people are all into a business and they’ve seen that Peter Obi is their man. They will go to the polls en-masse in 2023 and cast their vote!

  • Two Nigerians Were Flogged for Mocking a Governor. Who’s Next?

    Two Nigerians Were Flogged for Mocking a Governor. Who’s Next?

    Last year, Nigerian superstar, Tems, told us that “crazy tings are happening. If you need somebody’s craze, you fit chop somebody’s craze”. 

    Well, a couple of Nigerian TikTokers have sadly experienced some of that craze first hand in the harshest possible way. As you read this, take note because it might be you next. 

    What did they do?

    The two characters in this story are Mubarak Isa Muhammed and Muhammed Bula, Tiktokers from Kano State. According to the BBC, they were arrested last week by state authorities for something quite interesting.

    Their offense? Posting a video to Tiktok and Facebook in which they accused the Kano State governor, Abdullahi Ganduje, of corruption, sleeping on the job, and land grabbing.

    It was more than enough to get the duo grabbed and charged to a magistrate court. 

    The court eventually found them guilty of defaming Ganduje. The wages of their sins included a fine of ₦‎10,000 each, an order to sweep the court premises for 30 days and the icing on the cake, 20 lashes each of the whip.

    Is this the first time such allegations are coming up?

    The simple answer is no. 

    Ganduje himself has referenced some of these allegations in the past and the nature of this punishment may suggest that a message was being sent. The sleeping allegations for example have dogged him for quite some time. 

    In 2017, after photos of him sleeping at public functions emerged, he said they were the work of enemies out to get him. He explained that he doesn’t sleep at events but only pretends, and asked his enemies to differentiate between the two.

    In recent years, Ganduje has had public gbas gbos with former Kano governor and current presidential candidate, Rabiu Kwankwaso who accused him of land grabbing and the destruction of historical monuments in the state.

    And the big one — corruption. In 2017, an exclusive footage by The Daily Nigerian went viral, showing Ganduje on camera receiving bribes from a contractor. Not that it mattered anyway as he narrowly won re-election in 2019.

    Could you be next?

    Well, it depends. The judgment was passed by a Sharia court. 12 out of Nigeria’s 36 states adopt Sharia law, and they’re all in the North. 

    So if you plan to call out a Nigerian government official on TikTok and get away with it, you know where not to do it. And if you still want to take the chance all the same, we’re obligated to remind you of Tems’ lyrics from earlier.

  • Things Meffy Should Include in The CBN Naira Makeover

    Things Meffy Should Include in The CBN Naira Makeover

    Ever since the Central Bank Governor (CBN) Godwin “Meffy” Emefiele decided to dress up and redesign the N200, N500, and N1,000 banknotes, things have been looking scary for the naira, with its continuous fall and intense dollar scarcity.

    Despite the Finance minister having zero ideas on the matter, Meffy isn’t turning back on his plans to release the new naira designs on December 15, 2022. Here are three  things we at Citizen would love to see (or not see) with the new naira notes:

    A picture of the #EndSARS victims

    Remembering the victims of #EndSARS and the Lekki Toll Gate massacre by symbolically placing them on the nation’s currency will serve as a true mark of honor to our fallen heroes.

    But wait, our government doesn’t acknowledge anyone was killed at the toll gate, so that may be a lost cause. Fingers crossed anyway.

    Some more Nigerian heroines

    We are tired of seeing great Nigerian women relegated to the back of the naira notes. 

    What happened to women like Funmilayo Ransom-Kuti, Queen Amina, Margaret Ekpo, and the rest of them? They too, need to stand out boldly at the front of the naira notes like the men.

    More pop culture icons

    Have you ever reasoned that the lack of Nigerian pop culture icons may be what is making our naira fall? 

    Maybe if we are always seeing Burna Boy and Asake on our naira notes every day, we may decide to thrash dollar notes in the bin and appreciate our currency more.

    Have any more ideas on what you wish to see on the Naira? Let us know.

  • The Devil Works Hard but Social Media Regulation Works Harder

    The Devil Works Hard but Social Media Regulation Works Harder

    This is Zikoko Citizen’s Game of Votes weekly dispatch that helps you dig into all the good, bad, and extremely bizarre stuff happening in Nigeria and why they’re important to you.

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    The Devil Works Hard but Social Media Regulation Works Harder

    I have a riddle for you: If a tree falls in the middle of the forest but there’s no one to tweet about it, did it really happen? If your answer was yes, then you don’t spend nearly enough time on social media — in which case, get a life, okay? If your answer was no, then social media means a lot to you and you probably want to sit down for this next part.

    On September 26, 2022, two very important people signed a document called the “Code Of Practice For Interactive Computer Service Platforms/Internet Intermediaries”. The document’s title is deliberately boring and isn’t more appropriately named “Social Media Regulation Stuff” because that would get your attention and rightfully alarm you.

    The Devil Works Hard but Social Media Regulation Works Harder

    [Zikoko Memes]

    One of the two people who signed the code was the Minister of Communications and Digital Economy, Isa Pantami. You may remember him as the high-ranking government official who kept his job even when everyone found out he openly supported terrorists when he was a naive 34-year-old boy.

    The other signee was Kashifu Inuwa Abdullahi, the director general of the National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA). There’s no evidence yet that he’s a terrorist sympathiser.

    NITDA first floated a draft of the code back in June. And when everyone raised eyebrows about some of the shady stuff sprinkled all over it, the government said, “Hey, it’s just a draft, okay? We can dialogue and iron things out before it becomes law. Purr?” Well, the code is now law but little changed from what was initially drafted. So, what happened?

    The Devil Works Hard but Social Media Regulation Works Harder

    [Zikoko Memes]

    It’s impossible to pick apart everything in the NITDA code, but the most worrying part is the burden it places on social media platforms to regulate content that “compromises the security or undermines the unity, or sovereignty of Nigeria or promotes the act of terrorism”. It also affects content that “instigates public disorder or interferes with an ongoing investigation”.

    While both these things sound like decent propositions on paper, Nigerian legislation is where all good intentions go to die. The potential for the misapplication of these clauses is worrying especially since #EndSARS showed us how easy it is for the Nigerian government to brand anything as terrorism. 

    Can it be considered an incitement of public disorder if you call the president a fool or Lai Mohammed a liar? Does investigative journalism interfere with an ongoing investigation and run foul of this code? It’s a window too dangerous to just leave open.

    The Devil Works Hard but Social Media Regulation Works Harder

    [Zikoko Memes]

    The code isn’t all evil and establishes laws that protect the interests of Nigerians in an increasingly volatile online jungle. But it also helps the Nigerian government sneak social media regulation through the backdoor after failing to get it through the National Assembly. It smells.

    What else happened this week?

    Election campaign funds don’t fall from heaven

    [EFCC]

    One of the most closely-guarded secrets in Nigeria — other than Buhari’s skincare routine — is how Nigerian politicians actually fund their election campaigns. This week, we found out one of the ways to run it is through 419. Allegedly.

    On October 30, 2022, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) arrested one Ismaila Yusuf Atumeyi with ₦326 million and $140,500 cash in Abuja. His name may not ring a bell now, but he could become a household name if he wins a seat in the Kogi State House of Assembly in 2023 as a candidate of the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP).

    The EFCC is accusing Atumeyi’s suspected cyber fraud ring of hacking a commercial bank and carrying out a ₦1.4 billion heist that would make Lawrence Anini jealous. The ring laundered the loot through bureau de change (BDC) operators and bought some high-end cars. What’s to stop Atumeyi from using the proceeds to buy overpriced nomination forms for political office or run his campaign?

    This guy is too camera-shy for a Nigerian politician [EFCC]

    Transparency in Nigeria’s election campaign financing is quite rubbish and even the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) is tired of trying to enforce campaign finance laws. Without presuming his guilt, cases like Atumeyi’s reinforce why we should take transparency in campaign financing more seriously and clean up the system.

    Should we start suspecting politicians who don’t beg the public for campaign funds? Because there’s sapa outside so where’s everyone seeing money to run campaigns running into billions of naira?

    Have you seen this video?

    Question of the week

    If Meffy put you in charge of redesigning the naira banknotes to launch in December, what would you change?

    Click here to tweet your answer to @ZikokoCitizen on Twitter.

    Ehen, one more thing…

    Buhari once again flew to London this week to play ludo with his doctors and free himself from the shackles of pretending to be a president for two weeks.

    He won in life, but 200 million Nigerians are paying for it.

  • Atiku Wants OBJ’s Face on the Naira. What Could Go Wrong?

    Atiku Wants OBJ’s Face on the Naira. What Could Go Wrong?

    Last week, we reported on how former president, Olusegun Obasanjo, aka OBJ, added a big feather to his cap. He led a team of mediators that brought the warring parties in the Tigray War in Ethiopia to a peace accord. 

    The signing of the agreement signaled the cessation of a two-year war that had claimed more than half a million lives. Success has many friends and sure enough, congratulatory messages started pouring in.

    Former number two to OBJ and current flag bearer of the Peoples Democratic Party, (PDP) Atiku Abubakar joined the train. 

    In a series of tweets, Atiku heaped praises on OBJ and made a host of flattering comments, including promising to nominate him for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    I mean yeah, sure. Anyone can get a Peace Prize these days, including the prime minister of Ethiopia who in a cruel twist of fate, went to war in Tigray. But that’s a story for another time. The real gist of the matter came in Atiku’s next tweet.

    Why does Atiku want OBJ’s face on the redesigned naira notes?

    Not to be outdone in his lavish praise, Atiku went ahead to say that beyond the Peace Prize, he wants OBJ’s face on the redesigned naira notes. And that set a lot of bells ringing.

    For starters, Atiku and OBJ have had a topsy-turvy relationship. Just in June 2022, Obasanjo said that he regretted picking Atiku as his vice, calling it a “mistake”. In his 2014 book  “My Watch”, OBJ called Atiku “a blatant and shameless liar”. 

    Although OBJ endorsed Atiku’s run for the presidency in 2019, it does not appear now that he is throwing his support behind him for 2023. 

    Given this background, there’s an impression that Atiku is desperate to win the support of his former boss by all means necessary.

    ALSO READ: Why Meffy and CBN Decided to Do Make-Up for Your Banknotes

    What have reactions to this suggestion been like?

    The All Progressives Congress (APC), says that Atiku is looking to humiliate OBJ. Femi Fani-Kayode, an APC spokesperson, said that Atiku’s offer was a Greek gift. His words

    “This is the same man that is now calling OBJ a statesman and is saying he deserves a Nobel Prize and that his face should be on the naira.

    “Atiku is lying. He does not mean a word of it. He’s offering a Greek gift. He is playing politics.

    “Deep down he hates OBJ with a passion and he has always done because the President outfoxed and outpunched him at every turn when he attempted his treacherous move to usurp him and take his place as President.”

    Others have lashed out at Atiku over his suggestion, noting that Obasanjo led Nigeria towards its current path of decline.

    What else should you know?

    Beyond the criticism, there are questions about how such a move would be implemented in practice. Typically, currency notes carry portraits of individuals who are no longer living. 

    You can observe this in all the naira denominations made in honour of specific individuals. The very few exceptions to this rule globally are in places where monarchs are sovereign rulers, like in the United Kingdom.

    So suggesting that OBJ should be on the naira note can only mean one thing. And it’s not nice.

    Another difficulty that presents itself is that putting OBJ on a note would almost likely mean taking someone out. I don’t suppose any of the families of the current guys on the ₦‎200, ₦500 and ₦1000 notes will be cheering that move. 

    But hey, what could go wrong?

    ALSO READ: Why Obasanjo’s Role in Ethiopian War Is Good for Nigeria

  • Why Tinubu’s Attendance Sheet Is All Red

    Why Tinubu’s Attendance Sheet Is All Red

    If you are ever sad and need something to cheer you up, watching what Bola Ahmed Tinubu, All Progressives Congress’ (APC) presidential candidate, does (or in this case, doesn’t do) will do the trick.

    Since Tinubu started running the presidential race for the APC in January 2022,  social media streets haven’t remained the same. From political gaffes to fitness jpegs, and even sleeping during critical events, Tinubu has done it all.

    In addition to his long list of sins, we find that Tinubu has made it a habit to be absent from crucial events, the most recent example being the Arise Presidential Town Hall Meeting / Debate on November 6, 2022. 

    In this meeting, the candidates were meant to give voters some oral insight into what they would achieve should they become president. Yes, Atiku Abubakar of the Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP) did not attend but his running mate Ifeanyi Okowa went in his stead. 

    BAT did not send anybody, not even his usual errand boy representative, Kashim Shettima, and was too busy turning up at Col. Sani Bello’s 80th birthday owambe

    [Image Source: @TinubuMediaS on Twitter]

    As the social media pressure got werser over his absence, Tinubu’s campaign team felt that it was only fair to apologize to the public for his absence. But even that apology, well….

    What does the apology mean?

    To summarize the long grammar, here is what he basically said:

    • We couldn’t care less about any debates. Wetin concern us?
    • The reason why we can’t care for any debate is because we are too busy to think about the debate. If you want to know our plans, read the manifesto.
    • We are bosses that cherry-pick who we want to speak to, and when we want to speak to them. Selah.

    What does Tinubu’s attendance sheet look like?

    As I mentioned earlier, this isn’t the only time Tinubu didn’t feel like showing up. Let’s give some other examples:

    The 2022 NBA conference

    While his colleagues Peter Obi of the Labour Party (LP) presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar of the PDP, Dumebi Kachikwu of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) candidate, and Adewole Adebayo of the Social Democratic Party (SDP) were present, Tinubu was absent from the conference and only represented by Shettima. 

    However, it seems as though Shettima had some dress code prepping on ‘fashion drips’ from BAT, as he came looking like a ‘cool kid’ wearing sneakers on a suit.

    [Image Source: Vanguard Newspapers]

    If you are waiting for an explanation of Tinubu’s absence, don’t hold your breath. He didn’t give any.

    The ICAN conference

    It’s interesting to note that Tinubu, who has repeatedly claimed to have an accounting background with big firms like Deloitte and Mobil, blatantly decided not to come to the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria’s conference in Abuja in October 2022.

    That could have been a very good time for Tinubu to showcase his economic plans for the country, as the conference was centered on sustainability for national prosperity.

    Even Yele Sowore, presidential candidate for the African Action Congress (AAC), took a swipe at him, as he wondered why a whole “Chicago University Accounting Guru” decided not to show up for an ICAN event. Well, we are wondering too.

    The LCCI conference 

    Yet again, Tinubu was too shy to share in detail his economic plans for the country, as he postponed his address for the Lagos State Chamber of Commerce and Industry (LCCI) on October 28, 2022.

    Instead, he set up a ‘business summit’ with the moneybags of the private industry to share those plans with them instead. Why was this done? Did he feel he would have more control over an audience that wouldn’t give him tough questions? We may never know.


    How do citizens feel?

    If there is one word that sums up the public opinion of Tinubu’s absence, it’s pissed. Here’s what some Nigerians had to say about this:

    https://twitter.com/MrOdanz/status/1589396951824355328?s=20&t=9JgnP3IB_FLmogyh0UPnbA

  • Five Big Moments from the Presidential Town Hall

    Five Big Moments from the Presidential Town Hall

    On November 6, 2022, Nigerians were given another opportunity to scrutinise the presidential candidates. This time, at a town hall hosted by Arise TV in Abuja. 

    It’s no news that your usual suspect (read: BAT) and Atiku Abubakar did not show up but four major parties were represented in varying capacities — Rabiu Kwankwaso, the presidential candidate of the New Nigeria Peoples Party (NNPP). Peter Obi, the presidential candidate of the Labour Party (LP). Kola Abiola, the presidential candidate of the Peoples’ Redemption Party (PRP), and Ifeanyi Okowa, vice presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

    If you are looking at the trends on Twitter and wondering what you missed, we’ve got you covered. 

    The BAT ghosts again

    In a country where almost nothing is predictable, like what value the naira will trade against the dollar tomorrow, or what country Buhari will zoom to next, you can be sure of one incontestable truth — Bola Tinubu, aka BAT, will not turn up for a presidential debate.

    And so like clockwork, the BAT was absent. It would have been bearable — even if not tenable — if the BAT was far away from the debate venue, like at his favourite London abode, or in his bullion home of Bourdillon.

    However, the BAT was in Abuja — the same city where the town hall was held. And while his mates were busy talking to Nigerians about their plans for the country, the BAT had more pressing matters to deal with — like the latest owambe in town.

    Later, his campaign team released a statement explaining why he couldn’t attend. We could explain the silliness of it, but it’s better to just show you.

    BAT doesn’t send you and he wants you to know it. His campaign team has already announced he will be your president whether you like it or not. Over to you, Nigerians.

    The rock is no longer playing with you

    Depending on who you ask, Obi’s (aka The Rock) performance was either meh, or excellent. 

    But that’s by the way. While Obi touched on different matters ranging from the economy to security, the most interesting soundbite came off the cuff. At different points during the town hall meeting, Obi was posed questions from Dino Melaye, spokesperson of the PDP. 

    But it appeared Dino the skitmaker eventually took his antics too far, prompting Obi to say “enough”.

    Obi often projects a calm mien, so to see him so visibly annoyed suggests that Dino rattled him. His supporters say he handled it well. We’ll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

    Okowa got a rough reception

    The early videos that came out at the start of the town hall meeting showed Okowa getting some tough love. The crowd present was pissed that his principal, Atiku Abubakar, failed to turn up for what was billed as a “presidential debate”. 

    https://twitter.com/KnightSirdam/status/1589331486779805696

    Okowa would later explain that it had been relayed to Arise TV ahead of schedule that the PDP would be sending a representative in Atiku’s stead. He said they didn’t object to it. Well, despite the initial gra gra, the show went on.

    Okowa didn’t seem shy to take on issues, sharing ideas on how to deal with stuff like insecurity. Besides defending the PDP’s legacy in government, he took a swipe at Kwankwaso, a former member of the PDP, and Obi who until May was a member of the PDP and the former running mate of Atiku in 2019.

    And he didn’t stop there. He fired more shots at Obi for prioritising saving when the economy was dire.

    It would have been smooth sailing for Okowa except that around the same time he was throwing punches offline, another story on him was doing the rounds online. Talk about timing.

    Kwankwaso won a lot of fans

    If anyone came out ahead, it was probably Kwankwaso. Most commentaries from across political divides seemed to suggest he handled himself well. 

    And despite Okowa carpeting him for being a former PDP member, he kind of held his own.

    Kwankwaso threw his own shots. 

    While speaking in support of Okowa over the absence of his principal, he disclosed that it was at least better to have someone turn up instead of one other candidate that didn’t send anyone at all. Ouch.

    But it was not all rosy. He claimed that he left no debt when he left his office. Maybe he didn’t think the fact-checkers would go and verify. But they did, and came back with their final verdict.

    Kola Abiola was a mixed bag

    To be fair, we loved his outfit. The blue senator and that red fila probably made him the best dressed of the four candidates.

    Still, he was the least popular of the mix.

    Abiola spoke eloquently. Unlike other candidates, he noted  that Nigeria already had adequate security infrastructure but it just failed in addressing gaps in manpower training. He also spoke on the economy, making the case for a market-driven one.

    Yet, not everyone was pleased with his performance.

    And like Kwankwaso, he also got a spanking from the fact-checkers.

    ALSO READ: Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other 2023 Campaign Lessons

  • 2.5 Million Nigerians Are Affected by 2022 Flooding Crisis

    2.5 Million Nigerians Are Affected by 2022 Flooding Crisis

    The 2023 general elections campaigns are centre-stage in Nigeria right now. However, Nigerians are still suffering from the country’s worst flooding crisis

    On November 3, 2022, the Save the Children International (SCI), a nonprofit organisation, made an announcement. It revealed that over 38 million people have been affected by flooding in Nigeria, Pakistan, India, Chad and South Sudan. Of that number, 2.5 million are from Nigeria and 1.25 million of them are children. The SCI also noted that 250 schools have been destroyed by the floods, negatively impacting their education.

    What’s the government’s latest response?

    The Nigerian government has come under heavy criticism for not declaring a national state of emergency. Despite the hundreds of lives lost and the millions displaced, the Minister of Water Resources, Suleiman Adamu, had some interesting things to say in October.

    “It’s certainly an emergency situation but it all depends on what you mean by declaring state of emergency. We haven’t reached a situation in my view where the relevant emergency management authorities haven’t been able to deal with this situation. I’m not aware that has happened.”

    In an earlier story, we reported that the federal government announced the approval of the National Emergency Flood Preparedness and Response Plan. However, the details of this plan remain unknown. The National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) and the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development are working together to coordinate a line of action in response to the crisis.

    On November 3, 2022, the federal government inaugurated a “Presidential Committee for Development of a Comprehensive Plan of Action for the Prevention of Flood Disasters in Nigeria”. The committee is expected to develop an action plan for the president in 90 days. The timeline of this plan was ridiculed online for its ineffectiveness in addressing a pressing concern.

    We aren’t holding our breath on whatever plan the government comes up with. Still, it’s at least better late than never. In the meantime, read our guide on how to protect your health during this flooding crisis.

    ALSO READ: How Is Nigeria Responding to Its Worst Flooding Crisis?

  • How the Greed of Three Nigerian Governors Will Affect You

    How the Greed of Three Nigerian Governors Will Affect You

    Ever since the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) announced the redesign of the naira banknotes, the financial economy of Nigeria has been going haywire. The naira continues to tumble, the scarcity of dollars is making waves and even the Minister of Finance has washed her hands from the mess

    To add to all the commotion, some governors are trying to play smart and use civil servants to launder the money. We’re not making up stories and this is coming directly from the chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Abdulrasheed Bawa.

    What we know about this plot is that instead of paying into their workers’ bank accounts, as usual, the governors plan to pay them cash so it would be easier to dispose of stashed old notes. The gang of Money Heist would be so proud.

    Who are the governors?

    So far, Bawa is only giving us half gist and has refused to mention the names of these governors. But he mentioned that two of them are from the northern region and the third is from the southern region. Considering the fact EFCC can’t prosecute serving governors, we’ll probably never hear the names from him. But we know whose collar to hold whenever they announce they want to pay workers in cash.

    But how do the actions of these governors affect citizens? 

    The exchange rate will get werser

    With the rapid and uncontrolled influx of money by these unknown governors, consumption rates are increasing. But the unstable demand will negatively affect bank rates. So if you see ₦‎1000 to a dollar as the exchange rate before 2022 is over, you know who to blame.

    Nigeria will start losing its daily ₦‎2k from foreign investors

    The price instability caused by black money in the financial system will affect the economy’s credibility in the global community. Rational entrepreneurs will find it inconvenient to invest in the country because they’ll also consider the country’s risk before investing. 

    And if Nigeria isn’t making money, it’s very unlikely that you’d make money as well. You may as well fix your appointment for a salsa date with sapa.

    https://twitter.com/Astronaut_ijebu/status/1480423096934973443?s=20&t=ZYtutc8TNs72sdvq2Jk_3w

    Mechanics may never become ballers

    With the high rate of inflation, there’ll certainly be a divide between the rich and poor. It’d be harder for those making money in naira to purchase goods as prices would steadily increase while those earning in dollars will keep getting richer. No hope for mechanics.

    In the end, what these three governors and others like them should know is that EFCC is watching, and so are Nigerians.

  • We Rated Ben Ayade’s Weirdass Budget Names

    We Rated Ben Ayade’s Weirdass Budget Names

    Nigerian politicians are one of two things: comic book villains who do nothing for their people or natural-born comedians who are bad at politics but have rich entertainment value. It’s rare to be both, but Governor Ben Ayade of Cross River State is one of those special characters.

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    He’s either five minutes away from crying or breaking into a dance

    Since he became governor in 2015, Ayade’s most defining legacy is turning budget presentations into spectacles because of how ridiculously he names them every year. Following the recent presentation of his last budget as governor, it’s only fitting to rate how we feel about all eight of the names he gave his budgets.

    Budget of Deep Vision — 4/10

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    Ayade presented his first budget in 2016 and you could tell he wasn’t yet sure whether to show everyone his weird ways. So, he played it safe and ended up with a name even an amateur motivational speaker would give some colour.

    Budget of Infinite Transposition — 6/10

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    By 2017, Ayade had developed the confidence to be more experimental. So he transposed into an infinite lovable circus clown who gave the budgets more aesthetics than substance. Things only got weirder from then on.

    Budget of Kinetic Crystallisation — 8/10

    Before he fell for the temptation of politics, Ayade was already a professor of science, and this 2018 budget name feels like he forgot for a minute he’s no longer inside the lecture theatre. The people of Cross River asked for a budget to make their lives better and he gave them a science buzzword.

    Budget of Qabalistic Densification — 9/10

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    This 2019 budget sounds like the theme for a party of ritualists on a full moon night when Mercury is in Obalende. It’s also not a coincidence this was the year COVID rose from the pits of hell and started showing the world shege. Governor Ayade, what did you do!

    Budget of Olimpotic Meristemasis — 11/10

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    It’s difficult to explain but this 2020 budget name is Ayade’s magnum opus in the same way the Mona Lisa is the toast of the art world. There’s something about the melody of “Olimpotic Meristemasis” that oozes the eliteness of pounded yam mixed with the audacity of egusi soup. 

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    Ayade’s rent was due when he made this poetic beauty and this is why he’ll be remembered as one of the greatest to walk the hall of Nigerian politics. Sike.

    ALSO READ: Just Imagine if Your Favorite Nigerian Politicians Were Musicians

    Budget of Blush and Bliss — 6/10

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    If you ever wanted to create a make-up brand and are struggling with a business name, Ayade helped out with this 2021 budget name. But it’s a lame follow-up to “Olimpotic Meristemasis”. It sounds like something he heard teenagers say during a school visit to the Government House. The only saving grace here is the alliteration, else this would have been a 4/10. We expect better, Mr Governor.

    Budget of Conjugated Agglutination — 9/10

    There’s something deliberately wicked about this budget name that it feels like a Harry Potter spell. “Conjugated agglutination” sounds like a curse you scream at the driver who cut you off in traffic, your internet service provider, or your boss who set up a one-hour meeting for what could have been an email.

    Budget of Quantum Infinitum — 7/10

    Let’s just say we expected more from Ayade’s final budget. “Quantum Infinitum” sounds like something a cartoon character would scream right before they fart, because the writers have no respect for the little children watching. 

    Ayade could have raided Patrick Obahiagbon’s word bank and given us tastier names like, “Budget of Veritable Bugaboo,” “Budget of Ossifying Proclivities,” “Budget of Veritable Verification of the Verity,” “Budget of Metagrabolised Melancholia,” “Budget of Modus Vivendi,” or “Budget of Hierophantic Candour”. 

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    Hopefully, the next Cross River State governor is taking notes?

    No one really knows Ayade’s motivation for these budget names, but they were provocative and entertaining and offered hope in a gloomy world. Thank you for your service, Sir Ayade.

    We Rated Ben Ayade's Ridiculous Budget Names

    ALSO READ: MKO Abiola’s 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

  • Atiku May Be in Fresh Soup. Here’s Why

    Atiku May Be in Fresh Soup. Here’s Why

    If you’re a fan of the unifier, now’s the time to look away. The last time we brought you Atiku Abubakar-related gist, we answered the question of where he was and what he’s been up to. This time, the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) is in a new situation: inside hot soup.

    What’s the gist?

    Well, Atiku had a week-long trip to the United States where he continued his campaign. The public reactions were mixed, ranging from satire to applause from his supporters who said his trip neutralised any rumours that he can’t set foot in the U.S. due to a corruption indictment.

    But that’s just the appetiser. The real gist is that Atiku may have accumulated an unpaid debt of $5.9 million for the US visa. 

    According to The Nation, Legacy Logistics LLC Limited, the firm that reportedly secured Atiku’s visa, is yet to be paid. The candidate’s legal adviser, Prof. Maxwell Gidado (SAN), has said the company is lying and trying to extort Atiku..

    If Atiku really needed to prove to us he could set his foot on US soil without being arrested, it appears the cost may have been way too steep.

    How has Atiku responded?

    For now, it appears the unifier is keeping his mouth shut on the matter. He hasn’t yet issued any statements addressing the report, and his spokespersons are unlooking. 

    While people online drag him for being an onigbese, he remains focused on his presidential campaign and is expected to be in Katsina on November 5, 2022. Maybe he’d have a response for us by then. 

    ALSO READ: What Is Going On With Atiku’s Presidential Campaign?

  • What Else Can Wike Do With 100,000 Special Assistants?

    What Else Can Wike Do With 100,000 Special Assistants?

    If Nigerian politicians were content creators, Rivers State governor, Nyesom Wike, would be one of the most-watched creators on the social media streets. Every new week is a new opportunity for content for Wike, from using a live band to diss Atiku Abubakar, to bullying the PDP national chairman, or showing he’s a baller by dashing ₦300 million to a handful of Lagos widows

    The latest episode of the Wike Show is the appointment of the first batch of 100,000 special assistants on “Political Unit Affairs” in Rivers. According to Wike, their job description is to “work among their people and hear their views of his administration.” In other words, they should do amebo on what the Rivers streets are saying about Wike’s government. Of course, we can only guess the colour of wahala that’ll emerge if those comments are negative.

    Some critics also think he’ll use these special assistants for vote buying, especially against whoever Wike doesn’t like. 

    But, is the only use of these 100,000 minions special assistants opinion monitoring? Because we have some creative ideas for how Wike can use them if he’s interested.

    Backup singers for his live band

    Wike could make these 100,000 special assistants the latest addition to his live band for diss tracks. The band has already made phenomenal hit songs, from “As e dey sweet us, e dey pain dem” to “Wike na bigi man.” They have great potential to top Asake and co on the music charts.

    New hires for his research team

    With the way Wike dishes out interesting scandals on the PDP chairman on a steady basis, we believe there must be a secret research team giving him all the dirt. If the team is ever in need of fresh hands, these new guys can definitely help.

    Content strategists for his battle against Atiku

    Since Atiku named the governor of Delta State, Ifeanyi Okowa, as his vice-presidential candidate, Wike has been a wrecking ball to all of his campaign efforts. From calling him out as a “fake founding father” and even calling his supporters “attack dogs,” Wike has targeted Atiku like a hunter would target his prey. 

    But it’s only human to run out of steam, even if you’re Wike. That’s why the governor needs these special assistants to back him up with fantastic Atiku comebacks every week. Two heads are better than one, so imagine what 100,001 heads can do.

  • Why FG and ASUU May Enter the Boxing Ring Again

    Why FG and ASUU May Enter the Boxing Ring Again

    On October 14, 2022, when the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) called off its strike after eight long months, we warned that it was not yet uhuru. This was because the underlying issues that led to the strike in the first place weren’t resolved — another strike action was a matter of when, not if.

    In boxing, several months pass before boxers consider a rematch. But ASUU seems not to subscribe to boxing rules and is ready to face the government again. Naturally you’re wondering, “What triggered the rematch clause?”

    What’s ASUU’s latest grievance?

    Even though ASUU suspended its strike, it was really an industrial court order that forced the union’s hands. The ASUU chairman, Emmanuel Osodeke, made it clear at the time that issues had not been resolved and agreements not signed. So essentially, it looks like the referee prematurely intervened in their first bout.

    ASUU summoned its National Executive Council (NEC) for an emergency meeting on November 4, 2022 hours after lecturers got credit alerts from the government. The lecturers only received half salaries for the month of October, starting from when they called off the strike. Imagine receiving a half-month salary when you were expecting payment for the eight months of strike.

    How are lecturers reacting?

    ASUU’s Gombe chapter has already threatened to withhold the results of students. 

    One lecturer has threatened the resumption of the worst nightmare of Nigerian students — another strike.

    One student also shared a screenshot of a Bauchi-based lecturer advising students to delay resumption and monitor the situation. He said he won’t attend to any students until the government addresses the salary issue.

    What’s the government doing?

    It looks like the federal government is employing divide and rule tactics, much like it did when it certified a different faction of ASUU during the strike. The government’s latest move is clearing the backlog of arrears of medical staff at the Usmanu Dan Fodiyo University, Sokoto without doing the same for lecturers. This has led to  internal tension and accusations the Minister of Labour and Employment, Chris Ngige, is creating division in the university.

    Nigerian students are now back in limbo as they don’t know whether to prepare for exams or hold off in anticipation of another strike. The government and ASUU continue to throw punches, but students are the unfortunate punching bags. Who will save Nigerian students from this mess?

    ALSO READ: Will Nigerian Students Ever Be Free of ASUU Strike?

  • What Is Wrong With the Lagos State Fire Service?

    What Is Wrong With the Lagos State Fire Service?

    On October 23, 2022, Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu bragged on Twitter about the delivery of 62 brand-new fire trucks and support vehicles for the Lagos State Fire Department. The vehicles paraded the streets of Lagos like happy children would display their Christmas clothes to their friends and haters. 

    But when a fire started burning a building under construction in the heart of Victoria Island in Lagos one week later, those trucks didn’t arrive fast enough to stop it. 30 minutes after the fire started, an eyewitness reported there were no firefighters on the scene to help. 

    If you were on Adeola Odeku Street between the hours of 10 am and 12 pm on November 1, 2022, a happy new month greeting would’ve been the last thing on your mind. The fire claimed the life of one man and injured nine other people. 

    Not to mention that in the official public report of the incident, the Lagos State Fire Service conveniently didn’t state the time the fire service arrived at the scene. 

    The incident sparked conversations about the operations of the fire service in the state and what rules guide them. How do the firefighters compare to operations of other countries and how can citizens help?

    What’s missing from Nigeria’s fire service laws?

    Rather than finding evidence of regulations, we found a whole lot of laws that the Lagos State Fire Service conveniently left out of the books. Here are a few of them:

    The absence of proper safety equipment

    Nowhere in the Lagos State Fire Service Law does it state that firefighters should wear the proper safety gear at all times. There’s not even a penalty, so even if a firefighter feels like wearing agbada and heels to quench fires, they’re more than free.

    The absence of ETA reports

    In the same document, there are no laws compelling firefighters to submit an estimated time of arrival report. So, if Lagos firefighters decide to use African time to show up to emergencies, no one is really checking them because they’re probably not documenting it. 

    What are the fire laws for other countries?

     It shouldn’t come as a surprise to find out the United Kingdom and the United States of America have more efficient response times and rules on safety gear than Nigeria. 

    In America, not wearing your safety gear on duty attracts some serious fines. A town in Maine was fined $22,000 just because their firefighters lacked equipment and were poorly trained. In the UK, failure to follow fire safety regulations like protective wear could result in unlimited fines.

    Also, response times to fire incidents in the US and UK have never been more than 7 minutes and 5 minutes respectively. We don’t even know that Nigeria has a response time target for firefighters.

    What can you do when there’s a fire outbreak?

    Putting out an out-of-control fire is a collaborative process and isn’t a job for firefighters alone. There are many ways for citizens to help in their own ways:

    • Know your building’s evacuation plan: Most buildings usually have a fire exit sign. Don’t just pass it by, memorise and use that exit when there’s a fire. 
    • For buildings without precautions, always know all the available exits and use your two legs when there’s trouble.
    • Always try to know the location of fire extinguishers or buy one. E get why.
    • It’s important to call emergency numbers as quickly as possible because firefighters won’t know there’s a fire unless someone calls them. You can call 08033235891 for the Lagos State Fire Service or 112 for the Federal Fire Service.
  • Why Obasanjo’s Role in Ethiopian War Is Good for Nigeria

    Why Obasanjo’s Role in Ethiopian War Is Good for Nigeria

    There’s not a lot to be happy about right now if you’re a Nigerian. Most recently we’ve had to deal with a terrible fire tragedy, terror alerts, a rapidly declining naira and in the background of it all, our worst flooding crisis in a decade.

    So when there’s any whiff of good news to uplift the mood, we won’t hesitate to share. Which is why we’re delighted to announce, ladies and gentlemen, that former president, Olusegun Obasanjo, aka OBJ, has scored a big win for himself and Nigeria on the African scene.

    What did OBJ do?

    It’s easy to forget Nigeria isn’t the only country facing shege. Thousands of people have died in the ongoing war in Ukraine and we really can’t wait for it to end. But closer to home in Africa, Ethiopia has been at war with itself for the past two years and over half a million people are dead. On November 2, 2022, the Ethiopian government and rebel forces agreed to stop fighting.

    Acting as an African Union (AU) mediator, our very own OBJ led the team who made that truce happen.

    Obasanjo arriving at the signing ceremony [Image source: Reuters]

    OBJ preached caution about the full implementation of the peace agreement,but the koko is, as of this moment, the Tigray War has ceased.

    Why is this significant?

    This isn’t the first time Nigeria has played the mediator role on the African continent. Another former president, Goodluck Jonathan, received Mali’s highest honour in 2013 for providing humanitarian support during a time of crisis. In 2021, Jonathan’s efforts ensured the release of Mali’s president and prime minister from detention after a military takeover.

    The scale of the Tigray War makes the truce signed in South Africa significant. One estimate notes that the war has claimed 600,000 lives since it started in 2020. The war also displaced millions of people and created a worrying humanitarian crisis. Remember that Ethiopia is the second largest African country by population, after Nigeria, and whatever happens spills into surrounding countries. 

    The United Nations (UN) Secretary General, Antonio Guterres, has already commended OBJ for his work on ending the crisis, and it further proves his legacy in Nigerian foreign policy remains unmatched. So we can’t blame him if he decides to buga.

    Ultimately, OBJ’s significant role in helping to resolve the crisis, in a way, affirms Nigeria’s place as the continent’s big brother. We may be some distance away from truly assuming that African giant status, but this is a timely reminder of how important Nigeria can be when it decides to gbera.

    ALSO READ: History Lesson: Nigeria’s Past Presidents

  • He Survived Jungle Justice and Wants to Save Others

    He Survived Jungle Justice and Wants to Save Others

    Today’s subject of Navigating Nigeria is Damilare, an events specialist who came face-to-face with death at the hands of an angry mob. He shares his story about surviving mob violence and how his experience has made him an advocate in the fight against jungle justice.

    Tell us about your experience with jungle justice

    I used to work in Lekki as a talent manager for a record label. One day in July 2016, I planned to go home along with my colleagues after work but I was hungry, so I went out to buy food first. My colleagues already left when I returned to the office so I had to find my way home alone.

    I lived around Kingdom Hall in Sangotedo, so I walked down to Marwa bus stop and took a bus headed to Ajah Bus Stop. On getting there, I waited for another bus to take me to Sangotedo when I saw a parked red car. I approached it but immediately noticed its occupants were nodding at each other, like it was time for them to do something.

    That should have been a red flag

    I didn’t think much of it and approached the car to ask where it was headed. Someone dropped from the passenger side of the car and asked me, “O boy, why you hold my leg that time?” 

    I was confused. I didn’t know him and was still trying to wrap my mind around what he was asking when the first set of blows came. The first one landed on my head and then one person hitting me became two, two became five and five became seven. I was wearing a white T-shirt and it was soaked in blood in no time.

    Wow

    They tore my shirt from my body and were trying to strip me completely naked. I kept asking what they were doing but all I kept hearing as they were beating me was “Na dem. We go kill dem today. Na so dem dey do.” 

    That was when I started shouting and ran to the middle of the road but cars just drove past me. These people chased me and dragged me back to the side of the road and kept beating me with sticks, stones and blows to my face.

    At one point they were trying to break my knees. They said once they did so, I wouldn’t be able to run and they’d do whatever they wanted to me. Other people at the bus stop would stop by to either curse me or hit me.

    Damn. What did they say you did?

    According to my accuser, someone touched his leg when he was passing through Ajah Bus Stop but he didn’t find anything strange about it. It was when he got to the next bus stop at Abraham Adesanya he found out his phone was missing.

    He raised alarm and mobilised people to follow him back to Ajah Bus Stop to find the thief. The person he claimed touched him was wearing a white T-shirt and jeans. So when they got to Ajah, they were looking for someone that fit that description, and there I was: wearing a white T-shirt and a pair of jeans. That was all they needed, no questions asked.

    What really stood out for you during this horrible experience?

    One thing I noticed was they were so bent on stripping me naked and humiliating me. It wasn’t enough that they were hitting me, they had to humiliate me and make me beg for my life. I cannot wish this experience on my worst enemy. I begged and begged and explained in English, Yoruba and Pidgin.

    There was an area boy I kept pleading with. I told him I didn’t know my accusers and that I’d never met them before. But the mob kept saying “Na lie e dey lie, na so dem dey do. Make we kill this one today.”

    Someone suggested they call the police and I even begged them to do that. The police station wasn’t far from where we were but someone in the crowd said the police shouldn’t be involved because they’d release me the next morning. They said they’d teach me a lesson by burning me alive that night.

    Ah!

    The area boy asked me why I would go about stealing but I maintained my innocence. Fortunately for me, when a police patrol team drove by, he ran over to the other side of the road and called them to the scene. That’s how I was saved from death. 

    At the station, my accuser wrote his statement and kept telling the police he wanted to leave. He said he had an emergency meeting in Port-Harcourt the next day. The police let him go but I think he paid them some money.

    I spent the night in a cell with my swollen face and injuries. The next day, my colleagues came to release me after the police took my statement.

    How did you recover from your experience?

    My face was swollen to almost double its size and I had cuts on my head. I was first taken to Doren Hospital for treatment, and later got to tend to myself. Apart from the physical injuries, I had to deal with PTSD, depression and panic attacks. 

    I spoke to a therapist for a long time but I’ve not gotten over the psychological effects of that experience. I’m grateful to my family and friends for their understanding and for helping me.

    How did the experience shape you? 

    One thing I’m happy about is I used that experience to create a positive impact. Six years ago, my friends and I set up an initiative that goes to different communities in Lagos to educate young Nigerians on the dangers of jungle justice. We often use football to interact with them — by setting up matches, donating football kits, balls and all that.

    My friends who are lawyers and human rights activists also talk to them and make them understand that jungle justice has no place in human society. We can’t be judge, jury and executioner.

    I’ve also been on radio and TV to discuss these issues, emphasising the need for Nigerians to have some measure of trust in the police and allow them perform their duties. 

    In some cases, we noticed that police officers allow jungle justice to happen. The inaction can be due to pressure or the size of the mob — like in the ALUU incident and even recently in Ikorodu. So our discussions also extend to law enforcement.

    Nice

    I’m grateful we’ve been able to initiate these conversations on jungle justice and spread the message. Our group is called Project Candlelight and we go about with our mission to stand against jungle justice. I’m happy I was able to use this experience to initiate change.

  • Why Lagos Government Is Serving Breakfast to Healthcare Centres

    Why Lagos Government Is Serving Breakfast to Healthcare Centres

    2022 hasn’t been a great year for healthcare centres in Lagos State. The state government served many of them breakfast with 157 closure notices and 42 permanent shutdowns.

    The Health Facilities Monitoring and Accreditation Agency (HEFAMAA) shut down the centers because they didn’t follow the standards. Some other centers were closed for being unregistered, lacking qualified medical personnel, or conducting the illegal training of assistant nurses. 

    What’s going on with healthcare in Lagos?

    Healthcare centers in Lagos have a history of bad maintenance and non-compliance with standards. In April 2022, the government shut down Medville Global Health Centre over the controversial death of a 28-year-old pregnant woman. The hospital had no blood bank and no ambulance for emergencies. In March 2022, the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH) suffered a water scarcity crisis that forced patients to use sachet water. 

    The government also shut down Vedic Lifecare Hospital in November 2021 for hiring unlicensed foreigners as doctors. And in July 2019, a toddler died in Ikorodu General Hospital because there were no doctors on duty. The list of terrible practices goes on and on and it’s sad to realize how much Nigerian hospitals don’t rate us.



    Why’s primary healthcare so poor in Nigeria?

    According to a survey by the Nigeria Health Watch and NOI Polls, there’s currently a shortage of doctors in Nigeria. It’s not a secret most of them are running off to first-world countries like the United States, the United Kingdom, and Canada. But even the ones staying have to deal with challenges bigger than their power, especially with equipment and their own welfare.

    In May 2022, a former medical officer at Federal Medical Centre Kebbi, Chukwuka Okereke, also lamented the uneven distribution of the standard of care in Nigeria. In Lagos, most healthcare centres either don’t have enough personnel or equipment. 

    As citizens, it’s important to be vigilant about the healthcare centres where we seek medical care. Don’t go to a hospital unless you are sure it’s accredited by HEFAMAA. You can check out their website here

    And for healthcare operators running inadequate centres, breakfast is coming for you.

    ALSO READ: Nigeria’s Doctor Shortage Crisis Is Worse Than You Think

  • Keeping Up With The BAT: What Happened at Tinubu’s Business Summit?

    Keeping Up With The BAT: What Happened at Tinubu’s Business Summit?

    We all know Bola Ahmed Tinubu (BAT) loves to put on a show — doesn’t matter if he’s riding a gym bike in London or taking fire jpegs to prove he’s not sick. 

    Now, barely two weeks after he released his manifesto, the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate arranged a glossy town hall meeting with the moneybags of the private sector to press home his proposed economic policies. We’re talking about billionaires like Aliko Dangote, Jim Ovia, Tony Elumelu, Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede, and Herbert Wigwe. If the Avengers were a Nigerian billionaire group, they all showed up for the BAT.

    And since there’s nothing like a Lagos party, we recapped the most interesting things from Tinubu’s business summit.

    [Image source: Channels Television]

    Tinubu makes a lot of promises, as usual

    As always, Tinubu made the usual promises concerning some of his plans for Nigerians including:

    • Double-digit GDP growth.
    • The resurrection of industrial policy.
    • Promotion of the agbado agricultural industry.
    • The evergreen promise of 24/7 power supply.
    • CBN giving affordable rates for credit.
    • Another evergreen promise of better roads and public facilities.
    • Enlisting more Nigerians into the armed forces.

    Tinubu won’t stop talking about his master plan

    Tinubu reminded everyone about his background as a former Lagos State governor and how he made the state what it is today with his masterplan. He said, “My team and I developed a blueprint, a masterplan, for Lagos. I can say that plan has been largely successful. We turned this state into a safer, more prosperous place where people can go about any legitimate vocation or venture regardless of their ethnicity, religion, region, or prior social station.”

    Don’t forget this is the same person accused of extorting market women in Lagos for his presidential rally in October 2022. 

    Shettima isn’t a man of peace 

    Some lighthearted violence also got the spotlight at the business summit when Tinubu’s running mate, Kashim Shettima, took the mic. He targeted two of his party’s biggest opponents.


    Remember him?

    Atiku Abubakar

    Shettima first went after the academic qualification of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) candidate, Atiku Abubakar. He mocked the former vice-president for getting a “wole wole (sanitary inspector)” certificate from the Kano School of Hygiene where he graduated with a diploma in 1967.

    For his final shot at Atiku, Shettima said, “The ability to sell bottled water does not make one an expert on the economy. Atiku Abubakar is not Abraham Lincoln, he’s more of a Raila Odinga. Next year, we are going to permanently retire the political tourist back to Dubai.”

    Shettima signed the peace accord with other presidential candidates in September, but he didn’t show up to the business summit to preach peace.

    Peter Obi

    The presidential candidate of the Labour Party (LP), Peter Obi, was also in Shettima’s firing line. Shettima rated his tenure as Anambra State governor a “mediocre performance” and cast doubts on his leadership skills.

    “Leadership goes beyond glamourising poverty. We don’t glamourise poverty, we fight poverty. I won’t tell you that I have two pairs of shoes or I have a single watch. Leadership goes beyond dubious statistics or basking in a mediocre performance as the governor of Anambra State,” he said.

    Sanwo-Olu won’t stop kissing Tinubu’s feet

    The Lagos State governor, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, owes his position to Tinubu, so it’s not a surprise that he’s been all over his presidential campaign. In his tribute to Tinubu at the summit, the governor reminded everyone about his godfather’s achievements from ancient days.

    Sanwo-Olu promised everyone that Tinubu will use his business acumen to help the private sector and everyone make more money. But we all know he’s just watching out for his own interests.

    [Image source: Nigeria Info]

    Everyone is shocked Iyin Aboyeji is a BAT man

    It was surprising for many Nigerians on Twitter to see the founder of Future Africa, Iyin Aboyeji, making a case for Tinubu’s tech policy at the summit, especially since he criticised the APC in 2021.


    Here’s what some Nigerians had to say of his presentation:

  • MKO Abiola’s 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

    MKO Abiola’s 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

    MKO Abiola died 24 years ago, but he’ll always be remembered as Nigeria’s president that never was. Even though he was the winner of the 1993 presidential election, his village people — General Ibrahim Babangida and General Sani Abacha — denied him his mandate.

    Abiola’s presidential campaign is still mostly remembered for the tragedy that it was, but one of the other most memorable things from that period is his campaign ad which promised hope for Nigerians. In the video, the main character — let’s call him Polycarp — complained about the most frustrating things for him as a Nigerian in 1993.

    MKO Abiola's 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

    Meet Polycarp: he believed in1993 Nigeria was one election away from becoming a paradise

    With the 2023 elections just around the corner, it’s only fitting to check in on Polycarp’s list of complaints to see how much things have changed — or not — in 30 years. 

    If Polycarp was angry about 1993 Nigeria and jumped inside a time machine to 2022 Nigeria, what would he meet?

    No work

    MKO Abiola's 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

    Polycarp’s time machine may want to skip 2022 Nigeria if it’s gainful employment he’s seeking because we have some very bad news for him. Nigeria’s 2020 unemployment report pegged the unemployment rate at 33% which is the highest it’s ever been. Polycarp would still be unemployed and broke in 2022, and desperate enough to start selling affiliate marketing courses on Facebook.

    No food

    Like everything in Nigeria these days, the prices of food items aren’t obeying the laws of gravity. The National Bureau of Statistics reported that food inflation rose to 23.34% in September 2022 which is the highest it’s risen in more than 15 years. 

    Even worse, nearly 20 million Nigerians are potential victims of famine, according to the United Nations’ Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO). What this means is that 10% of Nigerians face hunger of Biblical proportions. For context, that’s the combined population of Eritrea, Namibia, Gambia, Botswana, Gabon, Lesotho, and Guinea-Bissau at risk of hunger inside just one country.

    No house

    If Polycarp was complaining about housing issues in 1993 when you could probably rent or buy a home with money saved under your bed, then he probably wants to skip to 2072 Nigeria or something. Because in 2022, Nigeria has a housing deficit of about 28 million units and even the homeowners are being forced out of their houses by seasonal floods and terrorism.

    No light

    MKO Abiola's 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

    Nigeria’s national electricity grid is more well-known than the governor of Jigawa State — and the fact you just tried and failed to remember his name proves my point. But the national grid isn’t known because it’s the eighth wonder of the world or sponsors Twitter giveaways. It’s always on everyone’s lips because of how frequently it collapses, leaving Nigerians in darkness. Whatever jungle Polycarp thought Nigeria was in in 1993, the country is still in the Dark Ages.

    Expensive transport fares

    MKO Abiola's 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

    One of Polycarp’s most prominent complaints was the transport fare eating into his daily ₦2k, and we have news for him from the future. Just over the past year alone, the average bus fare within Nigerian cities rose from ₦435.36 in September 2021 to ₦615.69 in September 2022. The recurring fuel scarcities don’t help matters and the situation is likely to worsen with the proposed removal of fuel subsidies in 2023.

    Out-of-school children

    When Polycarp complained about school being a headache, the campaign ad showed a dozen shirtless little children roaming the streets. In 2022, that demographic has ballooned into a population of 20 million out-of-school children forced out of the classroom by government neglect, poverty and insecurity. The government keeps paying lip service to the problem and even 2023 presidential candidates are still talking about setting up committees to tackle it.

    Hospitals aren’t working

    MKO Abiola's 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

    Nigerian doctors are some of the most prominent groups participating in the japa wave and even the president of the country travels to London every three market days to take paracetamol because the health sector isn’t where it needs to be. Not much has changed between 1993 and 2022. 

    MKO Abiola's 1993 Campaign Video Is Still Valid in 2022

    Polycarp was dealing with “so so palava” in 1993, but Nigerians are dealing with real shege in 2022. The unfortunate lesson here is 2023 presidential candidates are still using the same issues to campaign nearly 30 years after they already reached a critical point.

    Whatever choice Nigerians make in 2023 will determine whether things improve or we have to walk the wilderness for another 30 years. Polycarp may want to skip even further into the future.

    ALSO READ: This Nigerian Wants to Vote in 2023 but He Won’t Leave Germany

  • The EFCC Is Targeting BDC Operators. Here’s Why

    The EFCC Is Targeting BDC Operators. Here’s Why

    On November 1, 2022, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) raided offices of bureau de change (BDC) operators in Abuja. Videos have surfaced online showing EFCC officers arresting dealers, and many Nigerians have the same question: why?

    BDCs are the latest scapegoats

    According to Vanguard, the reason for the raid stems from fears that BDC operators are behind the current dollar scarcity and the naira’s continuous fall. But the highhandedness of the raid isn’t new, and is only the latest in a long list of bizarre attempts to stop the naira’s decline.

    For example, in September 2021, the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) banned AbokiFX from publishing parallel market rates, aka black market rates. The bank accused the organisation of undermining the economy and the CBN governor, Godwin “Meffy” Emefiele, even publicly offered to fight the owner of AbokiFX.

    Before the AbokiFX ban, the naira was ₦‎520 to the dollar at the black market. It’s now down to ₦‎816 to the dollar.

    The Abuja raid is also not the first time the government has directly targeted BDC operators. In 2015, when the CBN was desperate to defend the weakening naira, it came up with a brilliant idea — cut down trees in Abuja. As the logic went, the BDC operators would no longer be able to use the trees as shade from the sun while conducting their business. 

    What’s the real reason for the scarcity?

    According to a report by Guardian, the dollar scarcity is fuelled by a number of factors. One of those factors is that domiciliary account holders are now restricted to one-way transactions. That is, they can deposit money into their dollar accounts but can’t withdraw. Wary customers who no longer have faith in banks are seeking alternatives and leaving banks dollar-strapped.

    Another factor is rationing as banks are only getting a stipulated amount of dollars from the CBN which is clearly not enough to serve their customers. 

    Ultimately, the big elephant in the room for the dollar scarcity is the rapidly declining naira. The value of transactions conducted in the local currency fluctuates quickly from day to day, so most people would rather save or transact in dollars. 

    So what next?

    For starters, the solution to the naira’s decline can’t be the harassment of BDC operators. They’re simply a consequence of an untenable economic situation. Confidence in our currency is at an all-time low and this has made people resort to more stable currencies. 

    The CBN is adopting other measures to address the problem, including the recent plan to redesign the naira. Yet, even that move has been met with doubt by the Ministry of Finance. The low dollar remittances from the global oil boom also hasn’t helped our cause either.

    Meffy has to step in and resolve this crisis or we may be heading for ₦‎1,000 to the dollar by the end of the year. By then, not even cutting all the trees in the world would save the naira.

    ALSO READ: Why Meffy and CBN Decided to Do Make-Up for Your Banknotes

  • Do Opinion Polls Matter in Nigerian Presidential Elections?

    Do Opinion Polls Matter in Nigerian Presidential Elections?

    On October 27, 2022, Fitch Solutions, a subsidiary of international credit rating agency, Fitch Ratings, released a Country Risk and Industry Research report that projected 2023 presidential election victory for Bola Ahmed Tinubu (BAT) of the All Progressives Congress (APC).

    As you can be sure, supporters of the BAT received this report with uncontrolled joy. For them it was an affirmation of what they already knew, that it was his turn.

    Predictably, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and Labour Party (LP) have rejected the report as unrealistic. But this isn’t the first time a report or poll has called the result of the 2023 election. In September 2022, a poll commissioned by ANAP foundation projected LP’s Peter Obi as the winner of the election.

    The trend of different polls projecting different winners has led to broader questions about if they really matter. Just as we recently looked into whether endorsements have any effect on election outcomes, we will dive into whether opinion polls matter in the context of Nigerian presidential elections. 

    Why are polls conducted?

    Despite the common trope that Nigerian politicians don’t care about the masses, they actually care about what they think when it’s time for elections. It’s only when they’re in office they can start unlooking us, just like Buhari has made abundantly clear.

    Politicians conduct opinion polls to gauge public support. This also helps them identify the leading issues that drive campaigns. They’re also a standard in robust democracies like the United States and are a hallmark of a free society.

    Opinion polls can have usefulness even outside elections, like in determining approval ratings which show how well or badly the public responds to a political figure. For example in the lead-up to the 2015 elections, Goodluck Jonathan’s approval rating dropped by 5% which ultimately affected his chances.

    We know polls are a big deal in first-world democracies like the United States, but how reliable is polling  for Nigerian elections?

    How effective was polling in Nigeria in 2011?

    In February 2011, the ANAP Foundation, a non-profit organisation, commissioned the polling agency, NOI polls, to conduct a face-to-face presidential poll nationwide. The report showed that 93% of people knew Goodluck Jonathan was running for president, 73% knew Muhammadu Buhari was running and 48% knew that Nuhu Ribadu was running. 53% of those surveyed believed Jonathan would win. 

    The result of the election followed the exact order of the poll — Jonathan won and Buhari and Ribadu finished second and third respectively. 

    How effective was polling in Nigeria in 2015?

    NOI Polls conducted another survey for the 2015 presidential election and concluded it was too close to call.  Buhari topped that poll with 32% of respondents handing him victory, slightly ahead of Jonathan with 30%. The agency had also reported that Jonathan’s approval rating fell to 55% in January 2015.

    Just like the polls results showed, Buhari won the election and became the first opposition candidate to unseat an incumbent Nigerian president. 

    How effective was polling in Nigeria in 2019?

    In February 2019, NOI polls projected a second term victory for Buhari. He won the poll with roughly 33% of votes, while Atiku ended up with 25% with the population of undecided voters as high as 38%. While Buhari was expected to win, the poll noted that the margin of undecided voters could swing results in Atiku’s favour.

    The results of the 2019 election largely aligned with the poll, with voter apathy playing a huge part in Buhari’s re-election. Only about 35% of voters took part, the lowest in Nigeria since 1999.

    How effective will polling be in 2023?

    If the history of polling in Nigeria is anything to go by, pollsters can be quite reliable. Part of their efficiency also comes from timing — all the polls were conducted very close to the elections. That should probably tell you all you need to know about all the polling reports flying about almost four months to D-Day. 

    Ultimately, while party supporters may feel relaxed about polls that predict victories for their candidates now, there’s still lots of time for the wind to change before February 2023. 

    ALSO READ: One of These 18 Candidates Is Nigeria’s Next President

  • Everything We Know About the Fire Outbreak in Victoria Island

    Everything We Know About the Fire Outbreak in Victoria Island

    Earlier today on November 1, 2022, a fire broke out in Victoria Island (VI), Lagos State, claiming multiple lives. Here’s what we know so far.

    Where did it happen?

    A video footage posted on Twitter showed the epicentre of the fire to be a building under construction close to Keystone Bank on Eletu Ogabi Street, off Adeola Odeku Street in VI. The fire destroyed many vehicles, including a police car, parked in front of the building.

    When did it happen?

    Residents around the area saw black smoke surrounding the high rise building around 10:05 a.m. so there’s reason to believe it must have happened just a few minutes before.

    What’s the death toll? 

    Eyewitnesses have reported online that at least six people lost their lives in the fire. While we’re yet to confirm official figures, videos online show some bodies being pulled away from the fire. According to NewsWire, at least nine people were injured.

    The Lagos State Police Command also confirmed that people died but didn’t provide a figure. No officers lost their lives despite a police car also spotted burning in front of the affected building.

    Where were the firefighters?

    Eyewitnesses reported that Lagos State firefighters arrived late at the scene, but they eventually showed up to combat the fire.

    We’ll bring you up to speed with the latest developments as soon as we have them.

  • Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other 2023 Campaign Lessons

    Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other 2023 Campaign Lessons

    One thousand and one things are happening with a presidential election, especially one as chaotic as Nigeria’s 2023 race.

    Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other Campaign Lessons from Last Week

    These are the highlights of the 2023 presidential election campaigns in the past week.

    Obi won’t give shishi but he needs a lot of it

    The Peter Obi presidential campaign uncovered a deep dark secret last week that stunned everyone across Nigeria: presidential campaigns cost money. Who saw that one coming? Before you know it, someone would tell us Abacha was a thief.

    Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other Campaign Lessons from Last Week

    “He was only saving Nigeria’s money for future use”

    The national chairman of the Labour Party (LP), Julius Abure, opened the door to a dash of public ridicule when he appealed for donations to the party’s campaign for the 2023 presidential election. Crowdfunding for presidential elections isn’t an entirely new concept, but it was a bit comical coming from a campaign that has made penny-pinching a trademark.

    Nigeria’s electoral laws set a limit of ₦5 billion to run a presidential campaign. How much of that can the Peter Obi campaign raise?

    Tinubu finally wins something, but there’s a twist

    The presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Bola Tinubu, has survived a lot of things in his campaign — there was that pee thing, the constant questions about his health and his many gaffes.

    But his campaign has been turning a good corner in the past couple of weeks, and he crowned that last week with an endorsement by Fitch Ratings which projected victory for him in 2023.

    Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other Campaign Lessons from Last Week

    Peter Obi has won three major polls released in the past couple of months, but the Fitch report predicted a strong Tinubu victory — an outcome that validates his entitled campaign to succeed Buhari.

    But while the report may be good news for Tinubu, it’s not such a great one for Nigerians as Fitch also projected his victory will lead to social instability in Nigeria.

    Atiku’s American wonder

    Atiku has to tick three things on his checklist whenever he runs for president — prove he’s not a northern extremist, beg Obasanjo to take back the stealing allegations and take a trip to the United States.

    Last week, the former vice president packed his campaign team and flew to the U.S. to once again prove that he can waltz into the country where his critics say he’s wanted for corruption. He did a lot of standing around and taking fly jpegs in America and nobody saw him in handcuffs.

    Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other Campaign Lessons from Last Week

    Roc Boys no drip pass this one

    If the presidential election was a game of stunts, Atiku won last week hands down and should be crowned president as soon as he returns to Nigeria. But if he hopes to have a victorious campaign, there’s one more thing on his checklist he has to resolve and the name is Nyesom Wike.

    Kwankwaso has a miracle up his sleeves

    Does anyone still remember Rabiu Kwankwaso is in the presidential race? The former Kano State governor was primed as the dark horse candidate to challenge the APC and PDP in 2023. But even though he’s been dislodged from public consciousness by Obi’s rise and is now only rated fourth in a three-horse race, Kwankwaso isn’t giving up without a fight. 

    The former governor is still rallying his impressive crowd of Kwankwasiyya supporters with their famous red caps and posting photos of large rally crowds on his Twitter. 

    Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other Campaign Lessons from Last Week

    But does anyone trust it’ll translate into a win for the candidate of the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP)? A chieftain of his party, Buba Galadima, seems to think he’ll perform the miracle of the five loaves of bread and two fish by sweeping over “50-something million votes” in the north while nicking more votes in the southern region.

    If Galadima has seen the state of voter turnout in Nigerian elections, then he’d know he’s building castles in the air, but he’s no stranger to that.

    Imumolen is a local champion

    At 39, Christopher Imumolen of the Accord Party (AP) is the youngest presidential candidate in the race for the 2023 presidential election, and he won’t let you forget it. He’s made many claims about being the “authentic youth” option and wants young Nigerians — the most populated voting group — to elect him to make a statement

    Imumolen’s campaign got some kick last week when he commenced a tour of Nigeria’s West African neighbours to… campaign for president of Nigeria. 

    Christopher Imumolen started his tour in Togo with plans to also touch down in Benin Republic, Ghana and Liberia. Even though he refused to be drawn into a debate on why other candidates are doing diaspora outreach in exotic places in Europe and North America, Imumolen seemed to suggest his own West African tour had more substance. We can’t begrudge a man his days of local outreach.

    Sowore is pocket-watching

    Peter Obi Wants Your Shishi, and Other Campaign Lessons from Last Week

    Remember how the law says it should cost a maximum of ₦5 billion to run a Nigerian presidential campaign? Well, it’s kind of an open secret that Nigerian politicians spend more than the limit and they get away with it because authorities don’t enforce election finance laws. The candidate of the African Action Congress (AAC), Omoyele Sowore, wants that to change for 2023 to create a level playing field.

    Which is why you have laws and a referee like INEC

    You can understand why this is coming from a candidate who could only raise a grand total of ₦‎1‎57.9 million for his 2019 campaign. But Nigeria does need to get serious with enforcing laws to make sure everyone is playing by the books. Why have laws if you won’t enforce them? Is this a third-world country?

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  • This Nigerian Wants to Vote in 2023 but He Won’t Leave Germany

    This Nigerian Wants to Vote in 2023 but He Won’t Leave Germany

    The Nigerian Voter is a series that seeks to understand the motivations that drive the voting decisions of Nigerians — why they vote, how they pick their candidates, why some have never voted, and their wildest stories around elections.

    The subject of today’s The Nigerian Voter is Victor, a 32-year-old energy commodity market analyst in Berlin, Germany. He told us about his reasons for leaving the country, his views on diaspora voting, and many more.

    Why did you leave Nigeria? 

    I left in December 2020 because I won a scholarship to study renewable energy engineering in Berlin, Germany. I wasn’t ready to pass that up because I had worked hard for it for a long time. 

    Did you consider how leaving the country would affect your ability to vote?

    It’s actually not something I thought of at the time. All I knew was that I have a scholarship in Germany and I must go. The election was the furthest thing from my mind, especially since I’ve never voted in Nigeria.

    Why?

    I felt it was a pointless exercise when they’d just rig to get their preferred candidate in anyway. This was until 2020 when #EndSARS happened — people were killed, and so brutally too, without any warning, without any justification. I just felt that omo, we have to be more involved in our country’s politics. If we don’t make any efforts to change the politicians, they’ll stay there and they’ll continue to be more corrupt. This may be cliché, but the power is in our hands big time.

    If you were still in Nigeria, would you feel the need to vote in 2023? 

    Yes, because this is the most crucial point in time for Nigerians to vote. I still follow everything that goes on in the country. Half of the country is flooded and yet our leaders are travelling out. The naira is currently 800 to a dollar and yet the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has decided to redesign our notes. Nothing like a direction, nothing like a plan. Insecurity has engulfed the northern region — everything is going haywire. If we don’t vote right this time, Nigeria will fall as a republic in the next 10 years. Mark my words.

    What would you say every voter should consider before choosing a candidate? 

    Competence, but based on track record. 

    Let me use an example. Did you know that the Blueline project in Lagos, which was supposed to run from Mile 2 to somewhere on the island, has been under construction for 13 years? They started that project back in 2009 when I was in my second year of university. They’ve spent $1.5 billion on that project for only 27 km. Ethiopia which did the exact same project did theirs to cover 750km in less than six months. 

    The point I’m trying to make is, there’s a certain bare minimum of competence that Nigerian leaders must have, and we’re always forgetting that bare minimum. Someone who can leave a project hanging for 13 years and spend billions in public funds on this same project doesn’t deserve to be a leader. 

    What’s your favourite thing about Nigeria’s electoral system? 

    The adoption of the Bimodal Voter Accreditation System (BVAS).

    Can you explain BVAS to me like I’m five years old?

    BVAS is more or less a machine used to verify voters using their Permanent Voters Card (PVC). It’s meant to know if you’re really a registered voter or not. 

    It’s my favorite thing because I can remember how things used to be with long manual authentication processes. The BVAS is a welcome change. 

    What do you dislike the most about Nigeria’s electoral system? 

    The non-inclusion of diaspora voting. Nigerians in the diaspora contribute a lot more to this country than average Nigerians realize. The diaspora remittance in 2020 — or was it 2021 — was over $20 billion. That’s a lot of money and it goes to show that every Nigerian outside the country has invested interest in this country. 

    I’ve lived in Germany, Switzerland, and Egypt, but Nigeria is the only place that qualifies as home. I’d do anything possible to go back home when I achieve what I want to achieve here. I know Nigerians here who are just waiting for the right atmosphere, and the right leadership so that they can go and invest all their resources there. I’d rather build my fatherland than build the land of colonialists. 

    Diasporans should have a say and their voices should be heard. If anyone at home needs urgent ₦2k, it’s us they’ll run to. 

    Look at Kenya, which has five foreign countries where diasporans can vote. It shouldn’t be rocket science. If you have an international passport, that’s a unique ID. A Nigerian in the diaspora should be able to go to the embassy in their country of residence and vote. Officials can collate the ballots and send them to Nigeria. But instead, we hear that we can’t vote. What’s so difficult there? 

    Who would you vote for?

    Peter Obi for president and Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour for Lagos State governor.

    Do you plan on coming back in 2023 to vote for your candidates? 

    No. The benefit-to-cost ratio for me flying back to add one vote is too low when I can use the same funds to contribute to sensitisation that can mobilise more voters already on the ground.

    How do you plan to show your support for the candidates from abroad? 

    Through sensitisation by engaging with my sphere of influence — family and friends — and monetary contributions. 

    Generally, what would you change about Nigeria’s electoral system? 

    I’d ensure there’s no clause that excludes the deployment of BVAS, and also increase the scrutiny of INEC. We should deploy live and visual updates on the electoral process that every stakeholder can see in real-time.

    What are the qualities you want to see in Nigeria’s next president? 

    Competence, one with regard for merit and one with a profound connection with the masses.

  • All the Gbas Gbos of Nyesom Wike and Iyorchia Ayu’s Civil War

    All the Gbas Gbos of Nyesom Wike and Iyorchia Ayu’s Civil War

    If Nyesom Wike wasn’t the governor of Rivers State, we can totally see him as a party hypeman. From performing diss tracks with his live band to taking relentless stabs at the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate, Atiku Abubakar, Wike has done it all.

    Wike’s beef with Atiku started after he lost the PDP presidential ticket to him and didn’t get selected as his running mate.

    Wike’s fight isn’t with Atiku alone, but also with the PDP’s national chairman, Iyorchia Ayu. The governor has repeatedly demanded Ayu’s resignation as a condition to secure his support for Atiku’s campaign. For Wike, not getting his way is equal to wahala for everybody.

    ALSO READ: Why Nyesom Wike’s Pressing Atiku’s Neck

    For weeks, Wike was the only one running his mouth over the resignation issue, but Ayu has been firing back his own shots recently. Let’s look at the biggest highlights of the gbas gbos between the two senior men.

    “How dare you stop PDP candidates from contesting elections?”

    Wike gave it hot to Ayu after the national chairman hinted he has the almighty power to stop any candidate from contesting on the party’s platform. He was really referring to Benue State governor, Samuel Ortom, who’s one of Wike’s core loyalists. Wike didn’t like the threat and he challenged Ayu to try him.

    Wike said, “I heard when he said he could have stopped Ortom from running for election. You see how ungrateful human beings can be. This was the same Governor Ortom who pleaded with us to allow Ayu to become the national chairman.

    “This is a man who never campaigned anywhere. This is a man who never bought a form or a poster. Even the money they gave him to print posters, he never printed any posters. Now he is saying he can stop the man who brought him, who became his guarantor.”

    “Ayu collected ₦‎1 billion in Lagos”

    Wike also won’t let us hear word about how Ayu is corrupt and has repeatedly accused him of the illegal collection of ₦‎1 billion for the party’s primaries.

    He said, “Ayu is corrupt. Quote me. I’m a lawyer and I’m the governor of Rivers State. Ayu collected ₦‎1 billion in Lagos. He told one of the PDP presidential aspirants before the primary that the governors weren’t ready to fund the party.”

    This was when Ayu started to open his mouth and push back against Wike by denying the allegation. He said, “The consistent attack on my person since the end of the convention on May 31. I have refrained from reacting as the father of the party I felt I should encourage reconciliation. But where it touches on my personal integrity, I appeal to such people to desist from trying to malign my character.”

    He promised to show to publish the party’s account statement by the end of the year to prove his innocence. But why wait that long?

    “…his children will disown him”

    As if the ₦1 billion issues weren’t enough, Wike also accused Ayu of collecting an additional ₦100 million illegally from a certain governor. And this is the point where Wike dragged Ayu’s children into the mess.

    He said, “Let me tell you Ayu collected N100 million from a governor. If not for the love of this party, if we release what we have, Ayu’s children will go to him and say we are no longer your children.”

    Wike is clearly too committed to this feud to quit and there’s no going back for him at this point.



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  • Lagos Bus Drivers Are On Strike to Break Free from Agbero Billing

    Lagos Bus Drivers Are On Strike to Break Free from Agbero Billing

    On October 31, 2022, the Joint Drivers’ Welfare Association of Nigeria (JDWAN) commenced a seven-day strike in Lagos State due to indiscriminate harassment and extortion by managers of parks and garages in Lagos State.

    For a city known for its trademark yellow buses, it’s a strange sight to wake up on a Monday morning and find them absent from the usually busy traffic routes. 

    The strike has left Lagosians stranded and waiting in line for the few available buses on the roads, as seen in videos posted on social media. Predictably, the scarcity of buses has led to price hikes along several routes.

    Citizen spoke to some bus drivers for their thoughts on the strike.

    Segun — a bus driver plying Obalende to Ajah

    “The bus fare from Obalende to Ajah is ₦700. It was ₦500 earlier last week, but fuel scarcity made it ₦700 mid week. For the loading of passengers at the bus stop, we pay ₦‎6000 daily — ₦‎3000 at Obalende, ₦‎3000 at Ajah. 

    “Immediately I collect money from my passengers, I pay it to the enforcer that helps me call in passengers. They give us tickets marked with the date so we can’t even think of outsmarting them when they ask us for their money the next day.



    “I support the strike because the daily extortion eats into our profits. I used to own three buses, and I leased two out to other drivers. I thought they were ripping me off with their poor weekly returns but I’ve seen things for myself. I now own just one bus that I drive myself and the agbero payment is ruining my business. If I complain and refuse to pay, they’ll damage my side mirror, windshield or something valuable in my bus.”

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    Chinedu — a bus driver in Sabo

    The strike hasn’t affected me, it’s business as usual. They said the strike will reach seven days but I don’t think they’ll complete it because these are commercial buses and anyone can come out at any time. Obviously, I still want the government to do something about the strike because the agberos extort us a lot. 

    “As I am now, I’ll pay for loading and booking. From junction to junction, the money we pay every day is ₦‎7000, I swear to God. I heard there was a meeting with the government before the strike commenced but I wasn’t a part of it.”

    Akinleke — a driver in Bariga

    “The strike affects me as I’m in transportation for Lagos State. I used to work with the local government until I had an accident that affected me in 2020. MC Musilliu collected our work from the local government. Before then, national transport unions were different from local ones but MC collected all of them. 

    “The strike is supposed to be from Monday to Monday, but look outside, you can still see vehicles going about their business.”

    *Dele — a driver in Yaba

    “The government needs to call LASTMA, the task force and even the police to order. They collect money from us and it’s not little. If the task force holds you they would extort anything between ₦80,000 and ₦100,000. How much do we make? 

    Agbero will collect, task force will collect, LASTMA will collect, police officers will collect and they’ll do it with force because the Lagos State government gives them the avenue to do so. Can they try this in other states? We work for others to eat. 

    “Honestly, I don’t really mind if it’s just the agberos extorting us, we can manage that. But when you add the rest including the task force and LASTMA, those are the problems. The government should do something about that.”

    *Subject’s name has been changed to protect his identity.

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  • How Are Abuja Residents Dealing With Terror Alerts?

    How Are Abuja Residents Dealing With Terror Alerts?

    The past week hasn’t been the best time to be an Abuja resident as five first-world countries raised alarm about possible terror attacks. The United States has gone as far as evacuating government staff back home and the United Kingdom, Australia, and Ireland have reduced consular services. It’s indeed a very critical period in Abuja.

    To gain a sense of how life currently is in Nigeria’s capital city, Citizen spoke to four Abuja residents — Elizabeth, a 24-year-old who lives in Garki, Noa, a 34-year-old who lives in Karu, *Jane, a 25-year-old who lives in Gwarimpa and *Stephen, a 36-year-old who lives in Kubwa.

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    Do you think the terror alert is credible?

    Elizabeth — marketing intern 

    “I believe it’s a rumor because foreigners can’t be trusted, and they tend to say things to suit you when they mean something else. Our country could very well be blindsided on this terrorism thing.”

    Jane — product manager

    “I don’t think there’s going to be a terrorist attack, or at least not in the areas people think. When the terrorists want to attack and notify the government, it’s either one of two things — the terrorists won’t attack where people think or there’s no terrorist attack happening at all. Or maybe it’s not going to happen in Abuja, but somewhere else in Nigeria. This is because they know that when they notify the state, the state will tighten security and that’s literally a death trap.

    “There would also be an issue in the sense of weapon sophistication because these guys can’t carry armored tanks like the army. So, even if they attack at all, it may be in remote areas like Buari, Kuali, or any of the remote towns.”

    Has the terror alert affected lives personally?

    Noa — businessman

    “The terrorism alert hasn’t really affected me or my business because we’re going about our day as usual. The bars are open and even new ones are springing up on a daily basis. I know I saw one yesterday that was full to capacity. The joints are still there and people are eating roasted fish. We’re really not bothered about the terror alert. 


    Stephen — logistics and cab driver

    “The security alert has really impacted negatively on the transportation sector. For instance, I was expecting to receive customers that used British Airways to arrive in Nigeria on Saturday and Sunday, but the flights were canceled. It hurt because I was expecting to make a lot of money. Even the Jabi Lake Mall has been closed due to the alert, and that’s an income source for me too.”

    Jane

    “On Sunday, my family members said we shouldn’t go to church but I bluntly refused and went anyway. We’ve been getting warnings not to go to specific places and police hotlines were sent for every area in Abuja, which has made my family extra cautious.”

    Are people on edge with everything going on?

    Elizabeth

    “There are some people that are more cautious, there are some that haven’t reacted, and there are some that are very indifferent, like me. People have even been going to Halloween parties and posting themselves on social media. In my neighbourhood, there’s not much of a difference.”

    Noa

    “We all know our neighbors, and we know when new faces come into the area. It’s not just this terror alert. We’ve been vigilant since the whole issue of terrorism began. We once had a bomb blast at Nyaya, close to where I stay. Since then, we’ve been very vigilant about new faces in the area. We’re not really scared.”

    Jane

    “There’s a lot of fear in the air. There’s news going around that the last time the U.S. told its citizens to leave, there was a bomb attack immediately after they left. For the U.S. to tell its citizens again to leave, something is really about to happen. For me, I could easily pack my bags and leave Abuja because I have a family waiting for me in Lagos. But for most people here, this is their only home. They have no other choice but to stay here. People are trying to stay at home a bit more and be on the lookout.”

    Has the government responded well?

    Noa

    “We see the Nigeria Police and the Army doing patrols on a daily basis, which is a good thing. Gathering intelligence is never easy, so I guess they’re good at what they do. As long as they’re not harassing us, and we’re law-abiding citizens, I guess we’re fine with them doing what they have to do to prevent this.

    The street boys that hawk on the street or push wheelbarrows in the markets can be seen at night with axes and cutlasses guarding the neighbourhood. I can also say that it’s a form of preparation for the terrorists when they come.”

    Jane

    “I have mixed feelings about this. I feel a bit secure because back when I was at the Law School in Bwari, some terrorists sent us a letter. The government placed enough security personnel around the school and I felt safe. So, at least, I know that the government can actually respond well. 

    Now, as to why I don’t feel safe, how many military officers do we have? Can they really protect the whole of Abuja? But with the presence of Aso Rock, there’s some assurance of safety. Bombing Aso Rock is just like bombing the White House — there’s a very rare chance of that happening.”

    Elizabeth

    “I can’t say there’s been so much extra security presence that really struck me. But there can never be anything like enough security measures. If there’s a bomb, no matter how many soldiers in the army or policemen, it would still explode; unless they have bomb detectors, and they’re actively checking for bombs.” 

    What should the government be doing better?

    Jane

    “I feel they should do more to calm the level of hysteria around here. I think there should be an official document which tells us what to do in case there’s a terrorist attack and the full details of the situation. There should also be the appearance of military tanks and weapons in public places like mosques, schools, and churches if they have the manpower too. But, this will be hard for a government that doesn’t believe there’s anything like a terrorist attack in the first place.”

    Stephen

    “The fact that these malls are closed and flights are cancelled shows there’s a considerable amount of panic. Lai Mohammed should not tell us to just disregard it completely. He needs to tell us how we can cope with this. US and UK and all those oyibo countries can’t be wrong.”

    Can Nigeria contain terrorism?

    Nigeria hasn’t had it easy with terrorism in 2022 with a number of attacks recorded all over the country, including an attack on Kuje Prison in Abuja that freed many terrorists in July.

    More recently, on October 29, terrorists attacked a Nigerian Army base that housed suspected terrorists in Wawa, Niger State.

    In response to the recent terrorism alerts, the Inspector-General of Police, Usman Baba, initiated a Counter Terrorism Incident Simulation exercise codenamed “Operation Darkin Gaggawa.”



    [Image source: Sahara Reporters]

    The Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed, dismissed the alerts and assured Nigerians the government is in charge. Only time will tell.


    **Subjects’ names have been changed to protect their identities.

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