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  • Know These 7 Things Before Buying Ram for Sallah in Nigeria

    Know These 7 Things Before Buying Ram for Sallah in Nigeria

    Eid-al-Adah or sallah in Nigeria is only a couple of weeks away and you guessed it, it’s the Muslim festival that involves buying, killing and sharing of ram.

    At its core, the festival is about offering a sacrifice to Allah, so it’s important you get things right. Trust us, there’s so much more to buying a ram or cow, and this guide is proof.

    Know These 7 Things Before Buying Ram for Sallah in Nigeria

    Go shopping weeks in advance

    Know These 7 Things Before Buying Ram for Sallah in Nigeria

    If you’re a Muslim planning to celebrate sallah in Nigeria, your ram should already be chilling in your compound or garage by now. If you snooze, your bank account will bleed.

    Take a trip up North

    Source: Nairaland

    It might stress you out, but prices of ram in the North are significantly cheaper. Money-saving tip: Carpool with friends who are also looking to buy rams at affordable prices. 

    Inquire about the age of the ram

    Know These 7 Things Before Buying Ram for Sallah in Nigeria

    Source: Naijaloaded

    Sound weird? Well, according to Islamic teachings, the sacrificial animal has to be at least six-month-old for sheep, one-year-old for rams, and two-year-old for cows. 

    Go with an experienced hand

    Source: Naijaloaded

    If ram traders aren’t smiling on regular days, imagine their mood during sallah? It’s best to go with an experienced hand who knows when you’re about to get ripped off. 

    Avoid animals with deformity

    If the price is ridiculously cheap, chances are, something is wrong with the animal. You want to check thoroughly to be sure there are no injuries and the animal isn’t suffering in any way. A deformed animal voids your sacrifice.

    Don’t shop online

    Know These 7 Things Before Buying Ram for Sallah in Nigeria

    Shopping online is convenient but you might be setting yourself up big time. It’s best to see what you’re buying in real time.

    Don’t take a loan

    if you don’t have the resources to buy a ram for sallah, don’t attempt a loan. It’s frowned upon; best to only buy what you can afford, even if it’s fish or turkey. 

  • Tinubu Needs to Fix the Prices of These Food Items ASAP

    Tinubu Needs to Fix the Prices of These Food Items ASAP

    We just want our new president to reduce the costs of these food items within his first 100 days in office before we die of starvation. We’re not asking for too much from our new president. 

    Egg

    Tinubu Needs to Fix the Prices of These Food Items ASAP

    Source: Roselyn’s food house

    Remember when you could get an egg for ₦20 or ₦30? This ₦100 madness has to stop.

    Turkey

    Tinubu Needs to Fix the Prices of These Food Items ASAP

    Source: The Kitchen Muse

    It’s so wrong that turkey is now a protein option reserved for festive seasons in many households. Jagaban, please, run it for us. Let’s go back to the days of having a kilo of turkey for ₦1700.

    Beverages

    Forget fit fam, the ₦200 price tag on Coke, Fanta, Pepsi and the rest is probably why people now drink water more.

    Noodles

    Tinubu Needs to Fix the Prices of These Food Items ASAP

    Have you seen any pack of noodles going for ₦50? Exactly. The status quo needs to return ASAP.

    Garri

    A paint bucket of garri has no business being anywhere above ₦1k. We don’t have an exact figure in mind but definitely below a thousand.

    Bread

    Tinubu Needs to Fix the Prices of These Food Items ASAP

    Source: Taste Better From Scratch

    How did we get to the point where the price of sliced and agege bread are rubbing shoulders? Is this the upside down?

    Pure water

    Pure water needs to return to the days of ₦5 per sachet, and ₦100 per bag.

    Margarine

    Tinubu Needs to Fix the Prices of These Food Items ASAP

    Source: Twitter (@stylesbymorh)

    Everyone involved in making us pay over ₦1k for margarine must answer for their crimes. 

    Sardine

    Source: Dimsale Global

    ₦600 for a tin of sardines is criminal, and we’ve had enough. It might come in a golden tin, but IT. IS. NOT. GOLD. ₦200 or nothing, Mr President.

  • Forget Azul: Ball Like a King With These 7 Local Drinks

    Forget Azul: Ball Like a King With These 7 Local Drinks

    It’s safe to say restaurant and club owners don’t mean Nigerians well with the prices of their alcohol offerings. But you can still get wasted on a budget.

    These locally-made alcoholic beverages will do the job.

    Ogogoro

    Forget Azul: Ball Like a King With These 7 Local Drinks

    Ogogoro deserves more credit. It gets the job done, but overuse might land you in the gutter sha.

    Emu (palm wine)

    Forget Azul: Ball Like a King With These 7 Local Drinks

    Source: Juju Films

    It might not be as classy as red and white wine you know, but palm wine is bae.

    Burukutu:

    Forget Azul: Ball Like a King With These 7 Local Drinks

    Source: The Whistler NG

    Burukutu is where the magic is at. You might walk home on your head, but will you even notice? Exactly.

    Kunu

    Source: Dobby’s signature

    You probably don’t know there’s an alcoholic version called “Kunu Gyada”. Baileys was found dead in a ditch somewhere.

    Sapele water

    This local drink is what does it for our brothers and sisters in South-Southern Nigeria. Body go tell you but you won’t remember a thing. So, cheers.

    Zobo liqueur

    Source: The Guardian

    We bet you don’t know there’s an alcoholic version of zobo that can put you on cloud nine. This is what should get your coins instead of them boring Lagos cocktails.

    Jedi

    Source: HCI Healthcare

    If you ever find yourself at the popular Ofada Boy restaurant in Surulere, Lagos, their ‘jedi on the rocks’ offering should be getting all your coins.

  • Shawarma Isn’t the Bae She Used to Be, Here’s Why

    Shawarma Isn’t the Bae She Used to Be, Here’s Why

    Miss Shawarma was that one meal we couldn’t get enough of because she was just perfect.

    Can’t say the same nowadays. It’s hard to put shawarma and class in the same sentence. So how did shawarma lose all her rizz?

    Shawarma Isn’t the Bae She Used to Be, Here’s Why

    Source: Kikifoodies

    Dated food bloggers

    Shawarma Isn’t the Bae She Used to Be, Here’s Why

    Shawarma’s real trouble started when she was discovered by food bloggers. All the mysterious things that made her so yummy became public knowledge—no thanks to the countless videos of  “How to make your own shawarma” on the interwebs.

    Too much (Pitta) bread

    Shawarma Isn’t the Bae She Used to Be, Here’s Why

    Source: Forks and Foliage

    Like hair to Samson, so is pitta bread to shawarma. The fact that you could walk into random supermarkets and buy pitta bread gave many people the idea that anyone can make shawarma.

    Everywhere you go like MTN

    Maybe we should blame it on the fact that Davido’s Unavailable came rather late.  Every bus stop in Lagos has a shawarma stand. Take a leaf from Davido’s book babes.

    Became a cheap babe

    It was a little harder to buy shawarma on a whim when the least we could pay was N2500 for a serving. Can’t say the same anymore with N500 shawarma everywhere. She needs to learn from seafood okra.

    Hopped on the Owambe train

    Shawarma Isn’t the Bae She Used to Be, Here’s Why

    Not our classy shawarma fighting for recognition with abula, ofada rice, and ewa aganyin at owambe functions. You can’t compete with the OGs like that.  Leave that to small chops.

    Became a people pleaser

    Shawarma’s dignity was intact when she was just for beef and chicken lovers. These days? There’s seafood, noodle, jollof, suya, mushroom and all sorts. Why dear? Everyone can’t like you and that’s okay.

    There’ll be loads to eat and drink at the hottest women-only party in Lagos on May 27th. Grab your HERtitude tickets here.

    Don’t leave without getting your ticket to HERtitude 2023!
  • The Hilda Baci Roadmap to a 100-hour Cook-A-Thon

    The Hilda Baci Roadmap to a 100-hour Cook-A-Thon

    Contrary to opinions on the streets of Twitter, you don’t just wake up one day and decide to cook up a storm for four straight days unprovoked — at least, that wasn’t Hilda Baci’s M.O for shattering a Guinness World Record.

    “It took me five years to be ready for this attempt,” the 27-year-old chef shared during a chat with Zikoko a week before the cook-a-thon.

    The Hilda Baci Roadmap to a 100-hour Cook-A-Thon

    Source: BellaNaija

    Baci first nurtured the idea when she was 21. However, the lack of resources or a big enough platform at the time kept the dream at bay — until she was ready to pick it up again late in 2022.

    Months ahead of the impressive cook-a-thon, Hilda Baci was in every room and literally everyone’s face with a single message: “I’m breaking a world record, and you must bear witness.”

    A strong desire to be taken seriously by peers and big brands in the food industry is what drove her.

    And oh boy, did the world pay attention to this audacious woman? In Baci, many could see a reflection of themselves, inspired even, to attempt their own individual records.

    An expensive venture no doubt, Baci had to collaborate with top brands in the culinary industry: Gino Max, Bama Mayonnaise, Woodscope, VivaPlus Detergent, Chillcity, Uber, Oriki, Beige Wallet, among others.

    READ THIS: 100 Hours Completed: Hilda Baci on the Journey to Breaking a Culinary World Record

    A month ahead of the cook-a-thon, Baci challenged herself to a 24-hour dry run, and the success of it would erase any doubts she had about breaking a world record.

    Let the cook-a-thon begin

    The Hilda Baci Roadmap to a 100-hour Cook-A-Thon

    Source: Instagram (@hildabacicookathon)

    At 10 a.m. on Thursday, May 11, 2023, the doors of Baci’s make-shift kitchen at Amore Gardens, Lekki, were thrown open for the world to witness greatness in its entirety.

    Supporters and well-wishers poured through the gates with a clear mission: Hype Hilda Baci till the finish line. This mission reverberated through the country until the cook-a-thon became the most talked about topic in the Nigerian social media space.

    From those inspired by Baci’s strength and audacity to others who called their own culinary skills to question, it was all beautiful to see.

    And we have the receipts:

    Ghanaians even tried to claim Hilda Baci as one of their own.

    https://twitter.com/AlhajiWedjong/status/1657744212836663298

    The previous holder of the record, Lata Tondon, sent her best wishes to Hilda.

    Guinness World Record holder for longest dance party, Kaffy, also showed up for her. 

    Enioluwa was there through it all, and everyone now wants a friend like him in their corner.

    What screams support more than a colleague willing to hit the streets with a placard?

    Amid the excitement, there were growing concerns about the possibility that Guinness World Records would snub Baci’s attempt, but this was nipped in the bud after she was acknowledged in a Twitter post.

    At 7:46 a.m. on Monday, May 15 (officially, day four of the cook-a-thon), Baci shattered Chef Tondon’s existing record of 87 hours, 45 minutes and 00 seconds.

    However, the journey was far from over as she had a mission to set a new record of cooking for 96 hours — a feat which was accomplished at precisely 4 p.m. on the same Monday.

    But Baci would not only shock herself, but also the world, when she went an additional four hours to finally turn off the gas at 100 hours.

    Meet Hilda Baci’s team

    While it’s important to celebrate Hilda Baci’s impressive feat, there were superstars behind her who made this feat possible. Nigerians especially fell in love with, Ajom Sunday Okwe (AKA Chef Sunny), the sous chef who occasionally dabbed Baci’s face when it got extra sweaty.

    We spoke to her PR coordinator, Nene Bejide, and here’s what she had to say.

    There’s been a lot of hype for the chef who stayed in the kitchen with Hilda. Which other team members should we be celebrating?

    I’ll say Nowe, for putting the team together. Chef Gibs, who came onboard through Hilda — he’s the president of the Culinary Arts Practitioners Association of Nigeria (CAPA). Chef Gibs was very instrumental to how the food flowed. He worked with Hilda to put the menu together and break it into rounds. He also helped her during the dry run to calculate the time she spent on each meal.

    Hilda is a fast cook. So it was important for him to let her know how long to spend on each meal to avoid complete burnout. 

    Has any of the team members been inspired to set their own world record?

    There’ve been conversations like that — although some of them might’ve been jokes. But yeah, I’m sure the cook-a-thon has gotten them thinking about what to do.

    Before she stepped into the kitchen, Baci shared what she hoped to achieve with her record-breaking attempt.

    You could shatter a record that seems almost impossible when you set out. What would you do with the platform and visibility?

    I want to make a conscious effort to propagate Nigerian recipes across the globe. Nigerian food is so good and works with many palates. We have so many options. I want people from other countries to try our meals just like we try creamy pasta, spaghetti bolognese and the likes. At least one Nigerian meal should be part of every household’s staple.

    Do you have words for young chefs who have been inspired by your cook-a-thon?

    Your dreams are valid. Focus on the journey and pay no mind to what other people are doing. Be consistent; it guarantees your growth in life. You must also learn to put God first in everything you do.

    What makes you feel fulfilled at this particular moment?

    My journey so far, and where I’m coming from. When I think about that, it makes me happy.

    Zikoko caught up with Baci three days after she broke the world record, and her joy was contagious. Here’s what she had to share:

    Were you tempted to quit after breaking the existing record?

    Honestly, when I broke the record I didn’t feel like my job was done. It just felt like another hour, and I knew I’d not gotten to my goal. I’d already conditioned my mind to hit a certain goal.

    But after the 96th hour — your original goal — why did you push for the extra four hours? That was a surprise no one saw coming.

    There was no special reason really. My friends had come to me and suggested doing 100 hours since it would make it a round figure. My brother was in on it too, so I thought about it and with the way I was feeling at the time, it was doable. I ran it through my culinary director, and he said we still had raw materials to cook for more people, so I went for it.

    How did it feel to finally turn in the last meal and switch off the gas?

    Relief. Just relief.

    I was so happy and grateful to God. I couldn’t believe I’d gotten to that point. Just remembering how difficult it was when I started, and then, I’d gotten to that point? It felt incredible.

    GWR already acknowledged your attempt. What’s the end game if you don’t get the title?

    If this is about a win, I’ve already gotten a win. But I’m almost certain we’ll be recognised, and this isn’t from a place of arrogance. We did our due diligence, we followed the rules and guidelines to the T. Jason, a current record holder, was very helpful in making sure my CCTV was up and running. We also took witness statements.

    I’m almost certain we’ll get it, but even if we don’t, I won’t break a sweat.

    Do you plan on returning to the kitchen soon?

    Of course. Sooner than you think. 

    I haven’t done any cooking since the cook-a-thon, but best believe I’ll get back to it soon. I own a restaurant; I have work to do.

    Join Hilda Baci to party at the hottest women-only party in Lagos on May 27. Grab your HERtitude tickets here.

  • You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    This might sound like a joke, but SAPA does have a way of making you get creative with the resources at hand.

    We recently witnessed Twitter people murder ₦10k, but what if we told you it’s possible to make a decent pot of soup with ₦1k. We’ll show you how.

    Melon soup

    You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    Source: Sisiyemmie

    The key here is to stay within your budget, so don’t expect chunky proteins in your soup.

    What you need:

    Eja kika (round fish)– ₦300

    Cameroon pepper – ₦100

    Ground melon seeds – ₦200 (smallest tomato tin)

    Palm oil – ₦100

    Crayfish – ₦200

    Average spend: ₦900. Serves two.

    Groundnut soup

    You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    Source: Sisiyemmie

    Groundnut is for more than snacking on when you want to drink garri. Try this low budget soup instead.

    What you need:

    Roasted groundnut: ₦200

    Ponmo: ₦200

    Palm oil: ₦100

    Dried shawa fish: ₦300

    Cameroon pepper: ₦100.

    Total spend: ₦1000. Serves two.

    Assorted fried stew

    You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    Source: Mumj3kitchen

    Not exactly a baddie when it comes to soups, but you’ll have something to go with white rice. 

    Pepper – ₦300

    Ponmo – ₦200

    Crayfish- ₦100

    Smoked mackerel – ₦300

    Palm oil – ₦100

    P.S: Buy the pepper from Hausa roadside traders, and not the market women. Average spend: ₦1000. Serves two.

    Waterleaf vegetable soup

    You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    Source: Afrolems

    Who says you can’t have options with a N1000 budget? 

    What you need:

    Waterleaf: ₦200 (If you’re lucky, you can even find them growing somewhere in your area) 

    Source: The Guardian

    Ponmo: ₦200

    Iru (locust beans): ₦50

    Eja kika (round fish): ₦300

    Palm oil: ₦100

    Habanero pepper: ₦100

    Total spend: ₦950. Serves two.

    Ogbono soup 

    You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    Source: Instagram (@playfoodbyyinka)

    Ogbono doesn’t get the love it deserves for offering so much value at minimal cost.

    What you need:

    Ground ogbono powder: ₦100

    Cameroon pepper: ₦100

    Crayfish: ₦200

    Ponmo: ₦200

    Ugwu leaves: ₦100

    Eja kika (round fish) – ₦300

    Total spend: ₦1000. Serves two.

    Ila alasepo (Okra soup)

    You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    Source: Vee_Familylifestyle

    Another low-budget soup that didn’t get its flowers until the join-body with seafood. This soup is a lifesaver.

    What you need:

    Okra: ₦200

    Iru (locust beans): ₦50

    Ponmo: ₦200

    Cameroon pepper: ₦100

    Eja kika (round fish): ₦300

    Total spend: ₦850. Serves two.

    Chicken feet pepper soup

    You Only Need ₦1k to Prepare These 7 Nigerian Soups

    Source: Blackpeoplesrecipes

    There’s even something for when you want to set the club mood in your house.

    What you need:

    Peppersoup spice: ₦100

    Scent leaf: ₦50

    Cameroon pepper: ₦100

    Chicken feet: ₦600

    Total spend: ₦750. Serves two

    There’ll be loads of food and drinks for the hottest babes at HERtitude23. Grab your ticket here.

  • The 10 Best Restaurants in Lagos You Must Visit

    The 10 Best Restaurants in Lagos You Must Visit

    If you’re looking to justify your lavish spending, this list has the names of the best restaurants in Lagos that will give you your money’s worth. Finding that in this city is rare, we promise.

    New restaurants pop up in Lagos everyday but many of them are just aesthetics and vibes, so we’ve done all the hard work and curated a list of the best places to eat out in Lagos. 

    With some  that scream “I have money to blow,” these Lagos restaurants should be getting your coins every day.

    Check them out in no particular order:

    Maison Kayser

    The 10 Best Restaurants in Lagos You Must Visit

    Photo: Instagram (@maisonkayser_ng)

    Nestled in the highbrow area of Ikoyi, Lagos, this restaurant comes with an offering of the best pastries you can find in the centre of excellence.

    Source: NightlifeNG

    Think of natural breads, pastries, cakes, Italian gelato & French bistro dishes and this is the top Lagos spot for pastry lovers.

    Menu: Chicken wings, Mozzarella sticks, Nachos, Chicken Fajita Sandwich, Ginger bread, Americano with whipped cream.

    Branches: Eric Kayser VI – 864A, Bishop Aboyade Cole, Victoria Island, Lagos. Eric Kayser Ikoyi – 9, Osborne Road, Ikoyi.

    Average spend: N10-15k per head.

    Perks:  Group/family friendly, take out.

    Average customer rating: 4 stars.

    Ocean5 by Riviera

    Source: Oceans5 by Riviera

    If you’re out  for some fine dining, please gather your coins and set up camp here. The world class menu here will easily transport you out of Lagos to all the beautiful countries you can think of. 

    Bonus point: You get to make your own pasta on Thursdays alongside a supervising chef.

    Best restaurant in Lagos

    Photo: Oceans5 by Riviera

    Menu: Savory steak with creamy mashed potatoes, sushi spread, peri peri chicken skewers, grilled shrimp tacos.

    Branch: 20 Elsie Femi Pearse St, Victoria Island

    Average spend: Nn15k-N20k per head.

    Perks: Family friendly, Sunday buffet, walk-ins, parking.

    Average customer rating: 4.5 stars.

    NOK by Alara

    Best restaurant in Lagos

    Source: Awe Lagos

    This Lagos restaurant continues to hold its own as one of the spots that gives you a mix of bougie and street realness. Whether you’re craving abula or want to get your hands dirty with a pot of nkwobi, it is the spot for you.

    The 10 Best Restaurants in Lagos You Must Visit

    Source: NOK by Alara

    Menu: Suya crusted steak, ewa aganyin, plantain pancakes with braised oxtail, snail bruschetta, abula,fried bean pancake with ugu, green shakshoukta, etc

    Averal spend: N10- N20k per head

    Branch: 12a Akin Olugbade Victoria Island, Lagos. 

    Perks: Walk-ins, takeout, outdoor garden, family friendly.

    Average customer rating: 4 stars.

    Ile Eros

    Best restaurant in Lagos

    Source: Bellanaija

    If you’re in need of authentic Nigerian food with a modern twist, Ile Eros is the spot to be.

    Chef Eros has a specially curated menu that makes you see your regular Naija staples in a new light. You know what’s even more interesting about this restaurant? They now have a branch in Los Angeles for our diaspora brothers and sisters.

    The 10 Best Restaurants in Lagos You Must Visit

    Source: The quick finder

    Menu: Dambu nama roll, sticky yaji wings, habanero zobo wings, jollof adugan, abula, turkey fried rice, smoked chicken yaji pasta, ayamase, etc.

    Branch: 14 Kafayat Abdulrasaq Street, Lekki.

    Average spend: N15k- N20k per head.

    Perks: Fine-dining, takeout, group friendly.

    Average customer rating: 4.5 stars.

    Z Kitchen

    Source: ZKitchen

    The ‘kitchen’ might scare you into thinking you’re getting regular homemade meals but that is so not true. Z Kitchen easily ranks among the best restaurants in Lagos and you’ll know why when you pay them a visit.

    Source: Zkitchen

    Menu: Salmon platter, cheese platter, feta bake dip, trufle and cheese roll, eggplant bravas, buttermilk chicken and biscuits, crispy prawn rolls, prawn cocktail, beef sliders, etc

    Average spend: N20k-N30k per head.

    Branch: 19 Saka Tinubu St, Victoria Island 106104, Lagos.

    Perks: Dine-in, takeout, group friendly, smoking patio, bar.

    Average customer rating: 4.5 stars

    Turaka Lagos

    The 10 Best Restaurants in Lagos You Must Visit

    Source: Awe Lagos

    Owned by media mogul, Mo Abudu of Ebonylife, this Lagos restaurant is a casual rooftop spot that offers you a generous view of the city. Definitely a spot to visit if you’re planning a picturesque proposal.

    Source: Instagram (@turakalagos)

    Menu: Beer batter fish, sticky pork ribs, Nigerian pepper soup, spicy seafood, vegetable panini, Turaka burger.

    Branch: 1637 Adetokunbo Ademola Street, Victoria Island.

    Average spend: N20-N25k.

    Perks: Takeout, dine-in, comedy specials, rooftop view, delivery.

    Average customer rating: 4.5 stars.

    Shiro

    Are you even a Lagos big boy/girl if Shiro hasn’t gotten your coins? Nestled within the popular Landmark centre, the offerings at this Pan-Asian restaurant takes your taste buds on a trip you won’t forget in a while.

    Source: TripAdvisor

    Menu: Cantonese chicken wanton, thai kwai seafood, crunchy gomae, sambal chicken salad, edamame, fiery grilled salmon, prawn in xo sauce, wasabi prawns, etc

    Branch: Block XVI 3 & 4 Victoria Island Oniru Estate, Eti-Osa.

    Average spend: N15- N25k per head.

    Perks: Fine dining, dine-in, Sunday buffet, event friendly.

    Average customer rating: 4.5 stars.

    Ofada Boy

    The 10 Best Restaurants in Lagos You Must Visit

    Source: Eat. Drink. Lagos

    Think of Ofada boy as the king of the mainland. Food lovers have a love-love relationship with this restaurant because of the authentic African offerings and affordable prices. Easily one of the best restaurants in Lagos, Ofada Boy will feed you on a N5k budget.

    The 10 Best Restaurants in Lagos You Must Visit

    Source: TripAdvisor

    Menu: Ofada rice, village mixed ofada, seafood ofada rice, ofada kingdom, native soup, fisherman soup, jedi on the rocks, etc.

    Branch: 1 Mba St, Surulere, Lagos Surulere

    Perks: Private dining, family friendly, takeout, local cuisine.

    Average spend: N5k-15k

    Average customer rating: 4 stars.

    RSVP Lagos

    Source: TripAdvisor

    If you want a feel of the USA in Lagos, this is the restaurant for you. Everything from the architecture and interior designs screams class. Definitely a place to come if you want to impress bae. Please, hold your bar.

    Source: TripAdvisor

    Menu: Spicy hummus, crab tacos, chicken skewers, spicy tuna maki, prawn summer roll, BBQ pork sandwich, sea bass, jumbo prawns, chicken katsu curry, etc.

    Branch: 9 Eletu Ogabi St, Victoria Island 101001, Lagos

    Average spend: N20k-N30k.

    Perks: Dine-in, poolside bar, group friendly, private events.

    Average customer rating: 4.5 stars.

    Cactus 

    Source: TripAdvisor

    Cactus Lagos is another notable mention, and we promise, this isn’t mere word of mouth. Whether you’re looking to catch breakfast, lunch, dinner or intercontinental dishes, you’ll find that there’s a place for you.

    Source: Travel Waka

    Menu: Avocado bruschetta, crispy calamari, 9ja bites, cobb salad, norge salad, Cuban steak sandwich, teriyaki noodles, etc.

    Branch: 20/24 Ozumba Mbadiwe Ave, Victoria Island.

    Average spend: N15k-N30k.

    Perks: Group/family friendly, dine-in, takeout, private events.

    Average customer rating: 4 stars.

    Join the gorgeous gorgeous babes in Lagos for the hottest women-only party of the year. Grab your HERtitude tickets here.

  • Do These Six Things if You Ever Burn Plantain

    Do These Six Things if You Ever Burn Plantain

    You’ve got the perfect plantain (not unripe or overripe). It’s sizzling nicely in hot oil. But you looked away for a second to scroll through Twitter, and golden brown has turned to devil’s charcoal.

    With friends and family patiently waiting in your living room to feast, what do you do?

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    Photo: Instagram (@playfoodbyyinka)

    Protect the crime scene

    You’ve messed up the easiest meal to make, and trust me, witnesses will use it against you. Lock that kitchen door until you somehow redeem the dodo. 

    Change the name to “charred plantain”

    As the Sodiq Ologbon that you are, erase “burnt” from your vocabulary. Tell everybody that what you have on the menu is “charred plantain”.

    Flip the switch

    Chances are since you fried the plantain, you’re most likely going to serve it. Deception is key here. Plate your dodo so that only the good sides face up. If there are no good sides, refer to the next point.

    Tell them you’re making gizdodo

    Photo: Instagram (@playfoobyyinka)

    Throw in some gizzard, pepper, maggi and salt, and all will be well again. Tell the people eating to expect a hint of bittersweet notes.

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    Become Dr Meredith Grey for dodo

    No, I mean it. Grab a fresh pack of razor blades, cut out the burnt parts, and fry the plantain again.

    Stall until everyone is famished

    People rarely pay attention to the taste of food when hunger strikes. Hold on to that burnt dodo until it’s the only thing they want.

    If all this fails, just RUN.

  • 100 Hours Completed: Hilda Baci on the Journey to Breaking a Culinary World Record

    100 Hours Completed: Hilda Baci on the Journey to Breaking a Culinary World Record

    Update: On Monday, May 15, 2023, Hilda Baci successfully cooked for 100 hours (with an hour-long break every 12 hours). Guinness World Records hasn’t officially confirmed it, but Nigerians have already crowned the chef a record-breaker, after surpassing Lata Tondon’s 88+ hour record and setting a new one.

    Here’s what Hilda Baci shared with us just a week before she embarked on her viral cook-a-thon:

    What goes into preparing to enter the Guinness Book of World Records?

    A lot of work and a strong team. 

    It took me five years to be ready for this attempt. The record I selected — the longest cooking marathon — had just been broken when I reached out to Guinness World Records in 2018, so they said I had to wait a couple of years first. 

    How does one decide to beat a world record? Walk me through the stages of audacity

    I was 21 when I first considered it seriously, but I didn’t have much of a platform. I was working 9-to-5 at a fashion retail company and didn’t have the resources to pull off such a huge project. 

    But I’m quite ambitious. That’s how I got into acting, presenting cooking TV shows and a talent show — MTN Yello Star 2020 — while working full-time in my early 20s. I go after the biggest possible projects to challenge myself to be the great person I’ve dreamt of becoming. 

    The Guinness World Record is something we heard and spoke about in awe as kids. It’s just one of those things that get brought up in schools once in a while. I’d always tell myself I’d do something to get myself in the book one day. 

    As I got serious about my cooking career, I revisited that dream and thought, “Why don’t I try to achieve it this way?”

    What was it like hosting your own cooking show on TV?

    It was fun and rewarding, but also stressful trying to get guests on board. I had to reach out to and DM celebrities all the time and a lot of them would just not respond. But that helped me build my networking and communication skills. 

    All my work experience before going full-time into my own business still helps me a lot. I worked almost round the clock cooking for a breakfast company for some years while I worked in TV, and that helps me handle my staff now. I’d wake up at 3 a.m. every day, running around between the two jobs and the market till late at night. It really brought out the hustler in me. I also met my current head of procurement at the breakfast company.

    What challenges have you faced in your journey so far?

    I’m still not taken seriously in the Nigerian food industry because I’m a young woman and unmarried. Many times, brands and the general audience don’t consider me a serious option because of the way I look. I want people to look beyond my appearance and know I put a lot of effort into my craft and business. 

    I want to be like Anthony Bourdain, a renowned chef who also established himself as a visionary in other creative fields: architecture, culture, fashion, journalism. I want people to respect me in that way. That’s part of why I want to break this record. At 21 though, it wasn’t God’s time yet because I didn’t have anyone who believed in the idea enough to help me plan it out. 

    What changed this year?

    Over the years, I’d discussed breaking the cooking marathon record with many people, including the owner of the TV station that aired my cooking show on DSTV. But I didn’t find the right person until I talked to Nowe Isibor, one of my former cooking students, in November 2022. And everything just clicked. 

    She bought into it and brought the external ginger I needed. She became the project coordinator, building the team we now have around it.

    Do you just write to Guinness that you’re ready to break a world record?

    The Guinness World Records website is open to anyone from any country; there’s even a section for kids. After Nowe got on board, we went back to the website, filled out the form and submitted it for approval. I applied a couple of times before they approved because it’s similar to applying for a job or school admission; acceptance isn’t automatic. 

    They eventually emailed us the guidelines and set up my dashboard. After my cook-a-thon, I’ll have to send them video evidence. Their team will assess and then update my dashboard to say I’d either broken the record or failed.

    Source: Premium Times

    To break the current record, you have to cook for four days. What’s the plan for that?

    I’ll prepare about 80 recipes, but they’ll be repetitive. I could make Jollof six times in 24 hours. 80% of the recipes will be Nigerian cuisine. I’ll be making many different types of soups, porridge, rice and pasta. It’ll be a public event that people can RSVP to attend and eat as much as they can. 

    Sounds expensive

    YES. It’s cost a lot just to get all the ingredients. It’s a very expensive dream, but I believe in it. All the food preparation will be a lot of work, but the guidelines allow me to have assistants to prep for me — wash, peel, chop, open seasonings — but not do anything related to the pot and fire. 

    I feel like running my restaurant hands-on and my Jollof face-off experience of 2021 is great preparation for this new challenge.

    Yes. Please, tell me about going against Ghanaian chefs and solidifying our bragging rights as the country with the best Jollof

    The face-off was interesting but terrifying because what if I didn’t win? Nigerians would’ve come for me. 

    So this happened around the time I opened My Food by Hilda. A couple of chefs were nominated by the public for the face-off to decide the best Jollof once and for all. About ten of us with the highest nominations had to submit a plate of Jollof to prove who was worthy to rep Naija. The organisers selected me, and that’s how I got to be the representative. 

    Source: News Wire

    And what’s the recipe for an international competition-winning jollof? How did you win? 

    I was intentional about how I prepared each of the ingredients. I made sure my beef stock was rich and well-sauced, I used a lot of fresh tomatoes and peppers and a good tomato paste brand, I let it burn a bit too because that’s part of the spice. 

    Then I had a lot of sides, from stewed turkey to coleslaw to moimoi to a special green sauce. But I actually didn’t serve the moimoi because I realised it was a Nigerian thing. I didn’t want the blind judges to tell I was the Nigerian rep and let bias win.

    Smart move. How has the experience prepared you for this next-level cook-a-thon?

    Cooking under pressure, especially for a long time is quite exhausting. I knew I had to spend the last week resting a lot, which is what I did. I’ll need all my strength to cook non-stop for four days. But last last, I enjoy cooking, so I hope I’ll have fun with it.

    When and how did you discover this love for cooking?

    It’s something I’ve always enjoyed doing. The first meal I ever cooked myself was Jollof spaghetti when I was in Primary Four. It was so nice, my mum asked me to make it again. But I goofed. I was seven years old, and it was too much pressure.

    Cooking was never my ambition, but it followed me. I’ve always been the best cook in any space. I made the best fried rice in my Home Economics class in senior secondary school. And in university, my schoolmates would pay me to cook, then take the food to their boyfriends, pretending they made it themselves. 

    Who was your first cooking inspiration?

    My mum. She’s always been big on experience when it comes to food. As a child, it was important for her to make sure we enjoyed the food almost too much. She didn’t mind spending all her money on a meal or killing herself in the kitchen. That influences how I prepare food for my clients today. Everything is made with love and that intentionality. 

    You’re from Akwa Ibom, and women from that part of Nigeria are often expected to be amazing cooks. What do you think of that expectation?

    I’ve never had a negative reaction to it. I just know it’s not true. However, because I myself have always been good at it, I feel no pressure when I get that from people.

    Did you ever train to cook, or is this entirely raw talent and passion?

    I’ve never had formal cooking training. My work is powered by vibes and the Holy Spirit. But I’ll probably train one day, mainly because I teach people. I’ll probably reach a point where I want to learn more so I have more to offer my students.

    Is there any meal you hate preparing? 

    Ekpankukwo. It’s delicious, and I make it well, but it’s a lot of work. With so many different ingredients — seafood, spices, the cocoyam — to prepare in a special way, it’s almost a full day’s work. I never look forward to making it.

    If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

    Easy, rice. I’d eat rice in its different versions every day. But if I had to pick one type, native rice.

    You could become the face of Nigerian cuisine globally if your cook-a-thon succeeds. What would you do with that platform and visibility?

    I love the sound of that. 

    I’ll make a conscious effort to propagate Nigerian recipes across the globe. Nigerian food is so good and works with many palates. So I want it to be a staple in international cuisine just like French or Italian.

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  • Forget Rice, Eat These 7 Bible-Inspired Meals This Easter

    Forget Rice, Eat These 7 Bible-Inspired Meals This Easter

    We know nothing beats party rice, and with Easter Sunday coming up this week, the Nigerian in you is itching to make yet another pot of jollof. Don’t. 

    Try these other iconic meals instead: 

    Sardine bread 

    If you paid any attention in Sunday school as a child, you’d know the disciples loved bread; it’s all they ate at their gatherings. So what better meal to celebrate this special occasion than bread and fish AKA sardine bread? 

    Porridge

    Jollof rice is great, but the fact that nobody sold their birthright for a plate of it shows you how lowkey basic it is. At least, with porridge, there’s variety — yam, plantain, beans, potato. You better give porridge a chance this season.

    Salad 

    Before Daniel landed in the lion’s den, what was he eating? Vegetable and legumes, Ma. Who knows, maybe that’s why the lion refused to eat him. Yet, here you are, complaining about the shege Nigeria is showing you when all you eat is rice.

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    Corn 

    We know we made fun of agbado in 2022, but if Pharaoh had been so pressed about losing his grains, then maybe we should put some respect on it. You can even pair it with beans and dodo. 

    Wheat and efo riro

    Considering how many times wheat was mentioned in the Bible, figuratively and literally, it’s clear that it’s an important meal. And when you add vegetable? Somebody please shout, “Hallelujah”.

    Lamb chops

     

    You just received your salary, so you can afford to splurge this period. Just pair some lamb chops with a bottle of water wine as you celebrate this special holiday. That’s how they would’ve done it in Jesus’ time. 

    Creamy pasta

    Okay, they may not have eaten this one in the Bible, but with how much easier they could access cheese and milk, it was only a matter of time till one of the four Marys discovered creamy pasta. Take it from us.


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