Tuntamilore, Author at Zikoko!

Answer these random questions and we’ll guess what religion you practice. Go on:
Take this quiz and we’ll tell you if you’re a tech bro.

Select all that apply to you:

You have stickers on your laptop

You wear turtlenecks a lot

You have a MacBook

You have locs

You have coloured hair

You paint your nails

You have lots of t-shirts from tech companies

The rocket emoji is always in your recently used

People expect you to know how to code

Everyone thinks you’re rich

Your parents don’t understand what you do

You work remotely

You’re always advising people to get into tech

You’re always tweeting “WAGMI”

You use an iPhone or a Google Pixel

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Tech bro ko, tech bro ni.
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You’re not a tech bro, but you can pass for one.
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There’s no way you’re not a tech bro.
If you get up to 10 on this quiz, we’re scared of you and you need to change.

Select all that apply to you:

You’ve spat in someone’s mouth

Someone has spat in your mouth

You’ve peed on someone

Someone has peed on you

You’ve roleplayed as a child or asked someone to

You’ve fisted someone

Someone has fisted you

You’ve had sex in a public place

You’ve tried scat

You’ve mentioned the wrong name

You’ve engaged in knife play

You’ve licked someone’s armpit

You’ve eaten ass

You’ve used spit as lube

You’ve been in an orgy more than once

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You’re still somewhat normal.
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You’re something else.
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How are you still a free person?
There are 7 African countries that start with “M”. Can you name them all in a minute?

Give it a try:

Name the African countries that start with “M”

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You didn’t try at all.
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Not bad.
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You’re too much.
You’re looking for Valentine up and down, but how many of the possible 199 words to be gotten from “VALENTINE” can you get in 2 minutes?

N.B: The quiz will accept a correct answer once you type it out.

Type all the words you can make from VALENTINE:

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You didn’t try at all.
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Nice attempt.
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You did well. Good job.
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You did wonderful! Akeelah is shaking.
You might still be unsure of what to give your partner for Valentine’s. Take this quiz and we’ll tell you what they deserve.
Are you the rich Nigerian aunty, the oversabi, or another type entirely? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.
We can guess your job based on what you eat in a day. Try us:
Can we accurately guess your deal-breaker based on your zodiac sign? Take this quiz to find out:
You’re 100% bougie if you’ve eaten up to 8 things here. Are you?

Select all the things you’ve eaten:

Duck

Lamb Chops

Sushi

Caviar

Lobster

Calamari

Octopus

Pho

Oyster

Petit Fours

Frog Legs

Filet Mignon

Wagyu Beef

Scallops

Gnocchi

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Lmao please. You’re not even a little bougie.
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You’re not exactly bougie, but you’re on your way.
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You’re very bougie.
A new year is right around the corner. Before we go into 2022, enjoy some of our top quizzes from this year.

1. QUIZ: Only Nigerian Gen Z’ers Can Make It To The End Of This Musicians Quiz

Forget about your age. If you can make it to the end of this quiz, you’re definitely Gen Z.

If you fail a question, the entire quiz ends.

2. QUIZ: How Fine Is Your Face?

Is your face utterly perfect or do you have to rely solely on your incredible personality to get by? Well, this quiz is here to judge exactly how fine your face is. Please, don’t argue with your result.

3. QUIZ: Only Nigerian Millennials Can Finish This Musicians Quiz

Make it to the end of this quiz to prove you’re a true Nigerian millennial.

4. QUIZ: Pick Random Nigerian Meals And We’ll Give You A Country To Relocate To

If you’ve been struggling to know what country to migrate to, we have good news. The scientists at Zikoko have discovered the country that suits your personality. All you have to do is pick random Nigerian foods and we’ll tell you what country to relocate to.

5. QUIZ: How Will You Blow?

Big Brother Naija, a tech startup or blood money? This quiz knows how you’ll blow.

6. QUIZ: Which Squid Game Player Are You?

Would you be a smart Squid Game player or would you be a weak one? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.

7. QUIZ: Only Romantic Nigerians Will Get 7/11 On This Quiz

You think you’re romantic? Take this quiz to prove it.

8. QUIZ: Can You Make It To The End Of This JSS1 Social Studies Quiz?

We’ve compiled 21 real Social Studies questions meant for JSS1 students, and we want to see how far you’ll get. If you fail a question, the entire quiz ends. Are you smart enough to make it to the last question?

9. QUIZ: How Rich Do You Look?

You don’t have to actually be rich to look like you are. The way you present yourself is enough to deceive people into thinking you have money in your account. So, let this quiz tell you how rich you look.

10. QUIZ: If You Get 12/20 On This Cooking Quiz, You’re A Serial Killer

We published an article telling you cooking habits of serial killers. Now, we have a quiz for you.

If you do up to 12 things on this list, you’re clearly a serial killer.
If you’ve ever wondered what breakfast food you are, now is the time to find out.

Take the quiz:
Yesterday, we told you which female celeb you can pull. Today, we’re going to tell you which of their male counterparts you can pull. All you have to do is take the quiz.
You probably have one or 53 celebrity crushes. Take this quiz and we’ll tell you which female celebrity you can pull.
You’re definitely the boring friend if you get up to 10 on this quiz. Are you?

Select all that apply to you:

You never have anything to contribute to conversations

You never want to do anything

You never want to go anywhere

You’re not funny

You tell the same story a million times

You don’t have any hobbies

You don’t like group hangouts

You’re hardly at group hangouts

You don’t like trying new things

You think you’re “mature”

You think everyone is childish

Your friends have told you you’re boring

When you go out, you spend half the time complaining

You try to control people

You’re always happy when hangout plans are cancelled

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You’re far from boring.
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You can be boring sometimes.
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You’re 100% the boring friend.
Are you 5’2″ or 6’4″? Select pickup lines and we’ll guess your real height.

Select pickup lines you like:

You’re a 9 and I’m the one you need.

I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Do you play football? Because you’re a keeper!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

My name is x, but you can call me tonight.

I was reading the book of numbers, and I realised I don’t have yours.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Let’s commit the perfect crime. I steal your heart, you steal mine.

There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I’m here. What are your other two wishes?

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

Above 6’4″
Pele o. Iroko tree.
5’5″
You’re 5’5″, but you’re always adding to your height.
Under 5’1″
How you even under 5’1″? Just grow.
6’1″
You’re 6’1″. Must be nice.
5’8″
You’re 5’8″. Apart from you, only short people think you’re tall.
5’2″
5’2″? Why so short? At least you’re above 5ft.
5’11”
You’re 5’11”, but you’re always claiming 6ft. After all, it’s just 1 inch difference.
Only people with sharp eyes can identify up to 9 of these Nigerian celebrities from their pixelated images. Are you one of them?
You probably think we can’t guess what your taste in women is like, but we can.

Come and see for yourself:
We can guess whether or not you have talent based on the kind of bedroom you decorate.

Try us:
Is it enjoyment or gbese that will finish your money this December? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.
If you get up to 10 on this quiz, you’re definitely a cheapskate. Are you?

Select all that apply to you:

You sneak snacks into the cinema

You complain about the price of everything

You always look for a cheaper alternative without caring about quality

You lie about your age or someone else’s to get a discount

You still use your student ID to get discounts even though you graduated years ago

You’re always asking for free things

You always tell people they were scammed when they tell you how much they got something

You’re always haggling

You try to do EVERYTHING yourself because you don’t want to pay someone to do it

You’ve eaten spoilt food even when you could afford to throw it away

You reuse your teabags

You’re always adding water to your liquid soap

You wait for your clothes to turn wear out completely before replacing them even though you can afford to change them

You cut open your toothpaste tube instead of buying new toothpaste

You illegally download movies

You steal people’s WiFi

You’re always “forgetting” your wallet or debit card when you’re out with friends

You never volunteer to pay when you go out in a group

Your friends don’t like inviting you out because of how cheap you are

You always look for free versions of things even when you can afford to pay for them

You’re always creating new email addresses for unlimited free trials

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You’re not cheap. Not even a little.
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You’re a bit of a cheapskate.
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Why are you such a cheapskate? Why?
There are 11 countries in the world that start with “A”. Can you name them all in 1 minute?

Give it a try:

Name all the countries that start with “A”:

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You didn’t try at all.
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You tried small.
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You’re just too smart!
It’s the last month of the year! Celebrate by taking some of our best quizzes from last month.

1. QUIZ: Do You Know The Plural Of These Words Or Did Your School Fees Waste?

We hate it break it to you but if you can’t get the plural of these words before the timer runs out, your school fees wasted.

2. QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Favourite Sex Position?

Take this freaky quiz and we’ll tell you your favourite sex position.

3. QUIZ: If 10/23 Of These Apply To You, You’re Officially Old

Forget about your actual age for a moment. If you can relate to up to 10 things here, you’re definitely old.

4. QUIZ: If You Can Identify 10/13 Of These Politicians, You Should Move Into Aso Rock

If you kill this quiz, start heading to Aso Rock because you belong there.

5. QUIZ: Who Is Your Secret Admirer?

Have you been wondering who your secret admirer is? Yes? No? Just take the quiz.

6. QUIZ: Only Nigerian Millennials Can Unscramble These Musicians In 1 Minute

We have scrambled the names of some Nigerian musicians. If you’re not a millennial, it’ll probably be hard for you to unscramble them before time runs out.

7. QUIZ: If You Can Recognise 10/13 Of These Candies, You Need To See The Dentist

If you’re a chocolate person, this quiz will be easy for you.
Think we can’t accurately guess what you studied in university? Try us and see.
Is your December going to be squeaky clean or will it be the dettiest December ever?

Take this quiz to find out.
You probably want boyfriend or girlfriend allowance, but do you deserve it? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.
Everyone wants to get into tech nowadays, but what tech career will actually make you blow?

Take this quiz and we’ll tell you. So you don’t waste your time chasing the wrong career.

Looking to develop the right skills for a tech career and get your hands on some of that tech money?Apply to earn a Diploma in Software Engineering at AltSchool Africa here.

QUIZ: Which Nigerian Tech Company Should You Have Started?
A lot of people think they’re kind and whatnot, but this quiz will separate the actual sweethearts from the fakers.

Take the quiz to find out where you fall.

You compliment strangers

You’re polite

You like helping people

People aren’t scared to ask you for help

You’ve returned extra change you were given

You’ve helped a stranger pay their transport fare

You help small children and old people cross the road

You celebrate people’s wins

People trust you

You’re easy to talk to

You’re generous

You like gifting people

You like feeding people

You hate seeing people sad

You help people in trouble when you can

You’re very reliable

You donate to charity regularly

You’re a supportive friend

You’ve given people that were stuck in the rain a lift

People use words like “kind”, “nice”, “angel” to describe you

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Why are you like this?
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You can be a bit of a sweetheart.
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You’re an absolute sweetheart. Never change.
Are you the kind of person who never dreams or who has chaotic dreams? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.
We have a lot of OG Nollywood actors, but which one are you?

Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.
It doesn’t matter if you’re technically the first child. You’re 100% a last born if you can relate to up to 10 things here.

Take the quiz:

Select all that apply to you:

Your siblings make you ask for stuff for them

Your siblings use your name to ask for things

Someone else always get blamed for your mistakes

Sometimes you take the blame for your siblings so they won’t get in trouble

You almost always get what you want

You’re spoiled

People assume you’re spoiled

You’re a crybaby

You went from never doing housework to doing all the housework

You’re lazy

People assume you’re lazy

People treat you like you’re a baby

Your parents made your siblings take you everywhere when you were younger

You’re rude

People assume you’re rude

You’re a snitch

People assume you’re a snitch

People that like your siblings try to bribe you with gifts

You’re always stealing your siblings’ clothes

Nobody ever forgets your birthday

You’re everyone’s favourite

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Lastborn ko. You’re not one abeg.
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You’re not a lastborn, but you act like one.
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There’s no way you’re not a lastborn.
Take this quiz and we’ll give you a pickup line to use on your crush. If they block you because of how bad it is, it’s not us that sent you o.
There are 23 Nigerian states that start with a consonant. Are you smart enough to name them all before the timer runs out?

Name all the Nigerian States starting with a consonant:

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You didn’t try at all.
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Is this really the best you can do?
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You tried your best.
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You know book small.
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You’re just too smart.
These words are from the mPulse Spelling Bee competition for 9 – 15 year-olds. Do you think you can spell them before time runs out?

A brand name for a long, thin strip of sticky and usually transparent material that is sold in a roll and is used for joining together things such as paper or card

A way of doing something especially the usual or correct way

A thing that you buy and/or keep to remind yourself of a place, an occasion or a holiday/vacation

A person who is not accepted by a social group, especially because he or she is not liked, respected or trusted

The night of October 31, when children dress in scary costumes

A government in which a single ruler (a tyrant) has absolute power

Valued too highly

To be slow to speak or act because you feel uncertain or nervous

Pale purple in colour

To act between two parties with a view to reconciling differences

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You don’t know book.

Anyway, the final round of the mPulse Spelling Bee competition is on the 27th. You can catch all the smart kids on their website. Details here.
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Is this really the best you can do?

Anyway, the final round of the mPulse Spelling Bee competition is on the 27th. You can catch all the smart kids on their website. Details here.
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Best in spelling! Akeelah is shaking.

Anyway, the final round of the mPulse Spelling Bee competition is on the 27th. You can catch all the smart kids on their website. Details here.
Last week, a Twitter user talked about how his salary increased by 23x this year. We’ve told you how to achieve that, now come and find out how much your salary will increase next year.
There is no better time to find out which sex toy you are than now. Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.
Do you know what these Nigerians do for a living?

Let’s find out:
Have you been wondering who your secret admirer is? Yes? No? Just take the quiz.
Are you extremely brave or are you a chicken? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you just how brave you are.
If you’re one of those people who never know what to do to their hair, don’t worry. Take the quiz and we’ll help you decide.

Questions

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Type all the words you can make from VALENTINE:

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1. QUIZ: Only Nigerian Gen Z’ers Can Make It To The End Of This Musicians Quiz

2. QUIZ: How Fine Is Your Face?

3. QUIZ: Only Nigerian Millennials Can Finish This Musicians Quiz

4. QUIZ: Pick Random Nigerian Meals And We’ll Give You A Country To Relocate To

5. QUIZ: How Will You Blow?

6. QUIZ: Which Squid Game Player Are You?

7. QUIZ: Only Romantic Nigerians Will Get 7/11 On This Quiz

8. QUIZ: Can You Make It To The End Of This JSS1 Social Studies Quiz?

9. QUIZ: How Rich Do You Look?

10. QUIZ: If You Get 12/20 On This Cooking Quiz, You’re A Serial Killer

Select all that apply to you:

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Select pickup lines you like:

Above 6’4″

5’5″

Under 5’1″

6’1″

5’8″

5’2″

5’11”

Select all that apply to you:

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1. QUIZ: Do You Know The Plural Of These Words Or Did Your School Fees Waste?

2. QUIZ: Can We Guess Your Favourite Sex Position?

3. QUIZ: If 10/23 Of These Apply To You, You’re Officially Old

4. QUIZ: If You Can Identify 10/13 Of These Politicians, You Should Move Into Aso Rock

5. QUIZ: Who Is Your Secret Admirer?

6. QUIZ: Only Nigerian Millennials Can Unscramble These Musicians In 1 Minute

7. QUIZ: If You Can Recognise 10/13 Of These Candies, You Need To See The Dentist

QUIZ: Which Nigerian Tech Company Should You Have Started?

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A brand name for a long, thin strip of sticky and usually transparent material that is sold in a roll and is used for joining together things such as paper or card

A way of doing something especially the usual or correct way

A thing that you buy and/or keep to remind yourself of a place, an occasion or a holiday/vacation

A person who is not accepted by a social group, especially because he or she is not liked, respected or trusted

The night of October 31, when children dress in scary costumes