You’ve seen these outfits before, but how many of them can you match to the right celebrity in 2 minutes?
Questions
This is a question
Which celebrity is this?
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If food is the way to the heart, then it can definitely be used to predict future relationships. Choose between these meals and see.
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Will the odds be in your favour or are you going to give up after 2 seconds? Take this quiz, we’ll tell you if you’ll survive in a horror movie.
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Before you complain about the housemates in #BBTitans, take this quiz to know if you deserve to be in the house.
Who was the Big Brother Naija host before Ebuka?
The Big Brother Naija season three was also known as:
Complete this: This is ____________
“E jig” is to _______ as “Period” is to _______
Which ex housemate is this?
Which of these ex housemates was disqualified?
Which ex housemate is this?
Who was the runner up of Big Brother Naija: Lockdown
Which of these ex housemates was a nurse?
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If you think you’re going to be like Chimamanda and work with Dior, you’re wrong oo! Take this quiz and find out the designer you’re going to be working with this year
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Can you beat the clock and come out on top? These quizzes have the answer.
QUIZ: Can You Make Up To 20 Words From “ESKELEBETIOLEBEBE” in 3 Minutes?
QUIZ: You Have 7 Clues and 1 Minute. Can You Guess the Dictator?
QUIZ: Can You Complete the “Twelve Times Table” in 1 minute
QUIZ: You Have 2 Minutes To Unscramble These Footballer Names
QUIZ: How Many Five Letter Words Can You Make From “Democracy” in 3 Minutes?
QUIZ: How Many African Country Names Can You Unscramble in 2 Minutes?
QUIZ: How Many Words Can You Make Out of “Owambe” in 1 Minute?
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Warning: These quizzes will leave you salivating. But that’s fine — you’re already a foodie.
QUIZ: What Type of Protein Are You?
QUIZ: Choose Between These Foods, and We’ll Tell You How Wicked You Are
QUIZ: Which Weird Drink Combo Fits Your Personality?
QUIZ: Prove You’re Bougie by Correctly Identifying These Fancy Restaurant Dishes
QUIZ: Only Risky Eaters Have Eaten at Least 15/29 of These Meats
QUIZ: How Many of These Nuts Can You Identify?
QUIZ: Can You Get a Perfect Score on This JSS 3 Home Economics Nutrition Quiz?
QUIZ: Eat for a Day and We’ll Guess Your Job
QUIZ: Foodies, Come and Identify These Fast Food Restaurant Logos
QUIZ: Only Master Chefs Can Identify 9/13 Of These Seasoning Brands
QUIZ: Only Psychopaths Will Not Get To The End Of This Food Quiz
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These quizzes will test your Nollywood knowledge. Let’s see how you do!
QUIZ: Can You Ace This 2022 Nollywood Four Pics, One Word Quiz
QUIZ: Only Movie Buffs Can Guess Which of These Nigerian Movies Is Older
QUIZ: Can You Unscramble These Nollywood Hits in 1 Minute?
QUIZ: Do You Know What These Popular Nollywood Actors Are Popularly Known As?
QUIZ: Can You Identify These Nollywood Movies From Pictures of Their Protagonists?
QUIZ: Can You Guess Who These AMVCA Celebrities Are From Their Pixelated Pictures
QUIZ: Can You Pass This Very Simple 2022 Movie Trivia?
QUIZ: Can You Guess These Nollywood Movies Based on the Opposite of Their Real Titles?
QUIZ: Take This Quiz and We’ll Give You an Old Nollywood Movie to Watch This Holiday
QUIZ: Only OGs Have Seen 15/22 of These Nigerian Shows
QUIZ: Can You Guess 9/13 Nollywood Movies From A One Line Description?
QUIZ: Can You Guess The Nigerian Reality Shows From These Emojis?
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You know you’ve been single all year but take this quiz for double confirmation
Pick the things that apply to you for this year:
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You need to go back and binge-watch 2022 Nollywood movies if you can’t score 5/9 on this simple quiz.
What movie is this picture from?
Which of these movies is NOT on netflix?
One truth, three lies. What’s the truth?
Temi Otedola has starred in which of these movies?
Kola from Blood Sisters was also in which of these movies?
Joke Silva is the first wife in which of these movies?
Where was Ayinla filmed?
BONUS: Davido was in which of these movies?
If you can unscramble these movie titles, what do they have in common?
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Did Meffy show you shege in November or did you find love in February?
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If you can pass this quiz in two minutes, we’re entering your DM to bill you, because na you dey travel pass.
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This quiz will tell you what type of morning person you are, that’s if you’re not still sleeping sha.
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If you can’t stop working for one minute to take this quiz, you proven us right.
Are you a workacholic?Pick the things you do:
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We dare you to take this quiz and share your results to prove you’re not shy.
Pick the things you can relate to:
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This quiz knows where all your money went this year. Take it and see for yourself.
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Since memes carried you through the year, you should know which of them you are. Take this quiz to find out
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If you can’t pass this simple quiz in 1 minute, bring your Nigerian passport to our office. You don’t deserve it.
Two words. Hint: Bubu Lives there
Think ₦100
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You have one minute to ace the easiest afrobeats quiz ever. Take this quiz and let’s see how you do
Complete the lyrics: You don work you try try,________
Can you guess these artists?
What’s Rema’s government name?
“Ojuelegba” is from which of these albums:
Who broke all the hearts in Lekki?
What’s the full meaning of YBNL?
Which of these artists was signed under Mo’hits records?
This Nigerian artiste was in which of these groups?
Which of these artistes does Wizkid NOT have a song with?
Which of these artistes wants all the girls in the whole world?
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You’ve probably not thought of a song that describes your 2023. Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.
Come and party with us with the best songs from 2022 this Saturday. Come for Z! Fest!
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We know you’re always making mouth about how freaky you are, but the only way to really prove it is by taking this quiz.
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Instead of wasting your time trying on five different outfits, take this quiz, and let’s help you pick the perfect outfit.
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Something major will happen to you before the end of the year. Take this quiz to see our psychic powers at work.
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If you’re still thinking of a hairstyle to make for Christmas please stop stressing yourself and take this quiz
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If your roommates hate you, you’re in deep shit. Which is why as the sweethearts we are, we’ve decided to tell you how to make sure this never happens to you.
Lay their beds
Sometimes, your roommates are late for lectures, or just too tired to lay their beds. Being the nice person you are, you should do it for them. If they don’t already like you, trust us, they’ll love you after this.
Share your allowance with them
God would love you for being a cheerful giver, but do you know who’d love you more? Your roommates.
Do their assignments for them
Because you’re selfless, and you want your roommates to like you, after doing your assignments, ask if they have any assignments you can help them with.
Cook for them
Everyone loves free food. Your roommates would adore and kill you with hugs if you cook for them. When you come back from your classes, head straight to the kitchen, whip up a nice meal, and serve it to them on a platter.
RELATED: All The Different Types Of Roommates in A School Hostel
Fetch water for them
We all know how Nigerian school hostels are; sometimes, the taps don’t run. Go out of your way by making sure your roommates’ buckets are always filled. How you’ll do it, we don’t, but just imagine the look on their faces when they see you’ve filled their buckets for them when they wake up in the morning.
Don’t stay in the room
Distance makes the heart grow fonder. If your roommates don’t see you every day, they might miss you and be nice to you when they finally return. So please, don’t spend too much time in your room.
Don’t touch their stuff
People hate nothing more than when you touch their stuff, so please, respect yourself, and leave their property alone.
Be funny, but not too funny
Everybody loves a clown, but let’s be honest, it gets to a point where it’s just tiring. What we’re trying to say is, to know when to shut up and stop being funny.
Don’t be too loud
Noisemakers are annoying because why are they always shouting? Just be calm, and your roommates will instantly love you — except you live with agberos sha.
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Life for adults is tough but life for babies is soft. Here are 9 reasons why we think babies live better lives than adults.
They don’t pay rent
Babies live rent-free. Imagine not having to pay your own rent at the end of each year/month. Must be nice.
They always get what they want
All babies have to do is cry and they’ll get anything — whether it’s food, breast milk, toys… anything. Theee life we’re trying to live, for real.
They don’t have jobs
That’s why babies are so cheerful and playful. They don’t have deadlines to meet so they’re just living based on vibes and giggles.
They don’t have relationship issues
As a baby, nobody is going to come into your life and tell you they love you and serve you breakfast right after — unless it’s SMA.
They don’t go to school
And when they’re old enough to start school, the only thing they do is eat, sleep and learn A,B,C and 1,2,3. SMH.
Babies don’t have to take care of anybody
Babies don’t have any parents or siblings calling them to ask for money.
Babies don’t pay bills
Unlike us adults living our whole lives to pay bills — including the childcare bills
Babies don’t fight
Babies don’t fight. Asides from not being able to fight, nobody can fight them. If you’ve ever had the urge to fight a baby, please check yourself.
People are nicer to babies
Babies are cute and small and peaceful, and this why people are nice to babies.
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This quiz isn’t even that hard. If you don’t get everything, there’s a problem.
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At the end of this quiz we’ll know if your account smells like luxury or reeks of sapa.
Oya, answer this one:
Bonus Question:
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Take this quiz and we’ll tell you if your middle name should be akagum
Pick the things you do:
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If you have a Nigerian passport, you know the shege your eyes saw before you got it. Because of how hard it is to get a passport renewed in this country, we came up with 20 ways to get yours as quickly as you like.
Visit your babalawo beforehand
Your babalawo should be your plug for things like this. Call him and ask for a powder to make the officers do everything you say. When you get to the immigration office, just scream, “I WANT MY PASSPORT RIGHT NOW”. If they don’t give you your passport immediately, come and fight us at Zikoko.
Have a politician parent
Imagine your mum or dad is a politician and you need a passport, you’ll get it faster than Asake releases songs. It’s not too late to get them to run for council chairman ahead of February 2023.
RELATED: 5 Simple Ways To Punish Your Politician Parents
Be a politician yourself
Power stops nonsense. Buhari will never wait to get his passport. So, our advice to you is buy a ticket and run for president. Don’t worry, you already have our vote at Zikoko.
Sleep in front of the immigration office
You’re not ready to get your passport if you can’t sleep in front of the immigration office. Just sleep there for three nights in a row, and they’ll have no choice but to give you a passport just to get rid of you. Or they might seek soldiers on you, but it’s worth the risk, right?
Fast and pray
For seven days, fast and pray like your life depends on it because without your passport how will you japa. Then march to the immigration office and demand what belongs to you, your passport.
Go with a placard to protest
If you’re serious about getting your passport, you’ll write, “PLEASE, GIVE ME MY PASSPORT”, on a placard and take it to the passport office where you’ll start singing, “We no go gree ooo”. Just make sure you go with people. The more, the merrier.
Just cry
This one is 50/50 because, you might cry from now till Buhari’s next checkup in London, and they won’t answer. But you might shed a few drops of tears, and they’ll pity you. Goodluck sha.
Pretend you’re Barack Obama’s relative
Everyone knows who Barack Obama is, so when you get to the immigration office, just tell them you’re related to him. Tip: get someone to help you photoshop a photo of you playing ludo with Barack Obama in the White House compound.
Pretend to be pregnant
People usually feel bad for pregnant women. So when you get to the passport office, just start crying. Tell them that as a pregnant woman, life is hard and you haven’t been able to go for checkups because your hospital is overseas.
Look for a big aunty or uncle with connections
That uncle or aunty that you don’t like probably has connections at the immigration office. When you see them, greet them and compliment them very well. Then beg them to help your life.
RELATED: Imagine a Judgemental Nigerian Aunty is Your Therapist
Get a scholarship in a university overseas
If you tell the officials you were awarded a master’s scholarship abroad, they’ll rejoice with you and immediately make sure you get your passport.
Tip the officials when you leave
We didn’t say bribe ooo; we said tip them. When you’re done applying for a passport, just give them like ₦5k each and say, “Please, help me manage this”.
Don’t wear ashawo skirt or shorts
All the mummies and daddies at the immigration office will answer you once they see you’re wearing a dress that’s dragging on the floor or a proper suit.
Do your best “Emilokan” impression
If you can do this and do it well, you’ll get your passport on the spot.
Marry an ambassador
All your ambassador spouse would have to do is call them at the immigration office, and gbam, you have your passport. So when you pick your future partner, do it wisely.
Tell them you have to fly out for surgery
Ok, so we’re aware this isn’t the best lie to tell, but you really don’t have a choice, so just try your luck.
Be respectful
Old Nigerians will rather starve than be disrespected. At the immigration office, prostate or kneel down when you want to greet someone. If you see an officer carrying something, help them carry it to wherever they’re going.
Tell them you want to run away from some area boyz
They might be worried for your safety and consider giving you your passport in like two to three days.
Cover up your tattoos and piercings
If you think you’ll get your passport with tattoos all over your body, you’re a joker. You have two options, don’t bother applying for a passport and never leave this country, or cover up your tattoos, remove those extra earrings, and get your passport.
Don’t give up
Go there five days in a row. They’ll eventually get tired of seeing your face by the sixth, and they’ll give you your passport.
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With just two months left in 2022, there’s no reason why you should follow us into 2023 if you can’t pass this quiz.
Pick the one that applies to you:
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Don’t call yourself a meal if you don’t know which protein you are. So take this quiz to find out.
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You have to score at least 8 on this quiz to convince us that you’re the most well-behaved among your friends
Pick the things you do:
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People who spend ₦50k at restaurants
If you’re one of those people that spend ₦50k on cocktails and pasta, be aware that you’re spending someone’s take home salary.
RELATED: 5 Nigerians Reveal Their Best Experience At Nigerian Restaurants
People who have never had to cook with a boiling ring
If this is you, it means you went to a posh boarding school and you’re not like the rest of us in the trenches. You’re so rich, you probably use money to wipe your tears.
People who have touched the furniture in Dangote’s house
Imagine the people that have sat on the chairs in Dangote’s house or those that have wined and dined with him on his dining table. We’d love to meet them and ask them how they felt.
People who go on trips with their friends
You know you’ve made it when that trip makes it out of the group chat. When we say trips, we mean every kind of trips: Mexico o, Cabo o, Paris o, even trips to Yankari Game Reserve and Olumo Rock follow. Where are you people seeing money in this economy?
Lagos Big Boys
They drive Benz, buy Azul like they’re buying water, have Rolexes, go on trips, they’re Lagos Big Boys.
RELATED: The Complete Guide to Passing as a Lagos Big Boy
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Lagos Big Girls
The queens of spending money. They travel to Dubai when they’re having a headache and Mauritius when they’re tired of how Lagos smells. If you’ve only been to Ijebu-Ode, respectfully, this isn’t you.
People who earn salary in dollars.
You’re in a country where the currency people spend is naira but you’re earning in dollars. You’re a baller and everyone around you is a mechanic.
RELATED: Are you a mechanic or a baller
People with more than one passport
If you have two passports, please you need to cut soap for us. You guys are so lucky because you can decide to japa anytime.
People who own (or use) private jets
Only rich people take airplanes but people who have private jets are a whole different breed.
People who have solar inverters
NEPA keeps showing us shege but people with inverters can’t relate to the struggles the rest of us go through. When last did you shout up NEPA?
RELATED: Interview With National Grid
Abuja big boys
If you think Lagos boys are big, wait till you see Abuja big boys. We don’t know if it’s their sports cars, jalabiya, Audemars Piguet watch and the Rolexes that have earned them the right to talk down on money.
Abuja big girls
Shoutout to Abuja big girls! They’re the real queens of enjoyment. We’re trying to be like them but funds no dey.
People who live on the Island
If this is you and you’re reading this, welcome! We’re honored to have you here. How does it feel to be able to talk down on money? It probably feels great.
People who have more than one ATM card
Owing an ATM card means you’re a respected person in society. But owning two and above? You’re an Igwe, a chief, an ambassador, a royal highness, a baller and a bad bitch.
People who don’t drink garri
If you don’t drink garri all the time like the rest of us, it’s probably because you’re busy eating sushi, pasta, seafood etc. How can you claim “trenches”?
People who can relate to what retail therapy is
If the first that comes to your mind when you’re sad is shopping, then yeah you’re an OBO and we want to be like you when we grow up.
RELATED: Retail Therapy is Expensive, but Here’s Why it Slaps
People who can’t remember the last time they entered public transport
If you have a car or you’re always ordering Uber anytime you want to go out, you’re simply built different. We would love for you to tell us where you found your money. Are you a tech bro or a tech sis? What exactly did you do to get money?
RELATED: How To Do Money Ritual In A Way That Pleases God
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People who use diesel generators
Only a rich person can afford to buy and maintain a generator that uses diesel because have you seen the price of diesel these days?
People that don’t check their account balance
Some people just swipe and swipe their cards all day long, without even thinking about how much is in their account. These are the people we’re trying to be like when we grow up.
People who have bought Airpods more than once
If you’ve bought Airpods more than once, then you probably have a money tree in your backyard. Please, tell us what seed you planted to grow that tree.
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We don’t see why anyone should be having sex in this economy. But if you must, you should at least get above 10 on this quiz.
Only choose the ones that apply to you:
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It pees on your stuff
Imagine spending the night at your partner’s house only to wake up and see their pet’s pee on your stuff. I honestly don’t understand how that relationship is going to work.
It doesn’t bark when you’re leaving
If your partner’s pet is silent when you’re leaving their house, you probably irritate it and it’s happy you’re leaving. My advice is that you and your partner start meeting at hotels.
RELATED: If You’re Not Ready To Do These Things, Don’t Get a Dog
It hides from you
You probably think your partner’s pet is trying to play hide and seek by hiding from you. LMAO, no, it hates you. Please ask your partner to sell it or break up with them. Also please check yourself because why does an animal hate you?
It doesn’t listen to you
Your partner’s pet obviously thinks you’re a dead guy (your partner’s pet’s words not mine).
It doesn’t eat the food you give it
What your partner’s pet is trying to tell you is that you’re a bad cook, you have bad taste and you should get out. If your partner’s pet would rather starve than eat the food you give it, omo it really hates you.
It refuses to make TikToks with you
It could be two things: you’re boring or your partner’s pet doesn’t rate you. A pet that loves you will make viral TikToks with you.
It doesn’t disturb you while you’re working
Pets don’t understand the concept of space. If your partner’s pet doesn’t disturb you, then it disturbs someone else and that person isn’t you or your partner (do the math).
It scratches/bites you
I hope you don’t think that’s your partner’s pet’s way of showing love because it’s not. If your partner’s pet bites or scratches you, that’s a vampire out for your life. Please run!
It looks at you like this
This is a look of disgust and anger. I don’t know sha maybe the dog is just angry that it’s in Nigeria with you. Nigeria has a way of making everyone angry.
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If you’re a Nigerian and you’re not grateful for these, then you’re an ingrate. Please seek help
Our Weather
Our weather keeps us on our toes because it’s harmattan today and rainy tomorrow. If you always want to be alert, please come to Nigeria.
Asake
We’re not running from him but we love how he’s chasing us with good music on his okada. He deserves a thank you message from Nigerians.
RELATED: How Will a Nigerian Mum React to Asake’s Mr Money with the Vibe Album?
Small chops
The baddest bitch in the industry. The national treasure keeping the entire wedding industry afloat. Can you imagine a Nigeria without small chops?
RELATED: Interview With Small Chops: “Puff-Puff is Not a Part of Us
December in Lagos
The time of the year when you meet all your “I Just Got Back” (“IJGB”) friends and go to clubs, concerts and just have a nice time. But please don’t get carried away because of their newly acquired accents.
Mothers
The food they cook is top-tier, even if it’s bad. And their prayers work like magic.
Grandmothers
I want to know how and why Nigerian grandmothers always have money. Be grateful for the wealth of these senior babes because it’s probably the reason your family bounced back from all of Nigeria’s recessions.
Twitter
When Bubu decided to ban Twitter, it was a difficult period for all of us. But now it’s back, you can be thankful for the privilege of being dragged for no reason, or you can be thankful for all the unhinged and funny stuff you see daily.
Dino Melaye
This man is a case, but at this point, we cannot think of a world without him and his clownery. Only Dino can jump out of a police vehicle and hawk groundnuts — and he’s not even contesting in elections yet.
RELATED: Dino Melaye’s Most Outstanding Oscar-Worthy Moments
Big Brother Naija
Nigerians love BBNaija season because it reminds them of the chaos and suffering of their day-to-day lives. Eating indomie? Fighting for daily bread?
But at least someone gets to go home with ₦100m
Garri
After Jesus, garri saves. No matter how broke you are, garri is always there for you.
Okada
Going everywhere in Uber is a lifestyle only tech people can afford. The rest of us? (except people in Lagos sha) will take Uber the day we’re feeling bougie and okada the rest of the week. The way the okada guy is riding might kill you, but living in
Nigeria is already extreme sports. What’s a little danger to you, child of the soil?
Generator
We need to be thankful generators exist because the day God said, “Let there be light,” NEPA officials responded with, “Aired dfkm.”
Abula
Amala with ewedu and gbegiri, the holy trinity, if I say so myself. Amala is something to live for.
WhatsApp and Facebook
This one is for Nigerian parents. Nigerian mothers should be thankful to the founders of Whatsapp and Facebook because how else would they know that ginger and garlic cures coronavirus?
Korean movies
The love Nigerians have for K-drama is beyond anybody and everybody. Even if you don’t watch K-dramas, you’ve probably heard of BOYS OVER FLOWERS, CITY HUNTER, THE HEIRS and if you don’t know them, then you probably live under a rock.
RELATED: 10 Best Korean Series You Must Watch
Nigerian youths
Shoutout to the most vibrant and hardworking people in the world.
RELATED: Why Are These Businesses Still Running if Nigerian Youths Are Truly Broke
Plantain
Plantain is one of the baddest bitches of Nigerian food. She’s a versatile queen, and she deserves more credit than she gets. Plantain can be boiled, fried, roasted and some people even eat it raw. Rice could never.
Fuji Music
You cannot say you’re Yoruba and not be thankful for Fuji music. The day Fuji was born was the day Yoruba people were born. If you want to impress your Yoruba in-laws, just play Fuji music for them; they’ll love you!
Nigerian wedding after-parties
If you’ve never been to a Nigerian wedding after-party, please add it to your bucket list. I don’t know if it’s the endless flow of alcohol or the DJs or the hype men, but there’s something about them. Maybe it’s the fact that the aunties who usually annoy you are too busy having fun to be on your case.
Nigerian aunties
Apart from the fact that they don’t mind their business or that they’ll complain to your parents about your ashawo gowns, they’re actually not so bad. They give you money, sometimes-sound advice, and will come through when you really need them — even though half the time, they’re reasons why you needed a come-through anyway.
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Prove to us that you’re not an olodo by acing this quiz in one minute
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Nollywood gatemen are popular for being foolish. Which one are you?
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If you want to find out if you’re as wicked as your village people, please take this quiz
