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1. When you realize you have to pay to enter.
2. When you enter the house party and immediately check if you know anyone.
3. When people enter and run straight to a socket to charge their phone.
4. When people start asking for wifi password.
5. When you get to the party and it’s all guys.
6. When everybody just packs themselves in groups.
7. When someone complains that the music is too loud.
8. When the party’s playlist is serious rubbish.
9. When they finally pass you the aux cord.
10. When the house party is banging but you came with bae.
11. When you want to turn up but everyone is just pressing phone.
12. When those annoying people put their phone’s screen brightness on the highest.
13. When you see guys struggling for wall space.
14. When a babe says “that’s my seat.”
15. When the light comes on and you see who you’ve been dancing with.
16. When you start feeling sleepy halfway through.
17. When you realize the party is actually dead.
Thankfully none of this happens at a Smirnoff House Party and Zikoko is giving out 5 TICKETS to the next #SmirnoffHouse party taking place this Saturday, November 14th.
