11 Tweets That Are Only Funny If You're A Man With A Beard

1. Your beard is basically a food tray.

You think I'm vein when I glance in the mirror.. na fam just checking if I have any bread crumbs stuck in my beard
— AYS (@Badamasiiii) December 22, 2016

2. This always happens because your beard has a life of its own.

I hate wearing certain jackets and the Velcro straps get stuck to my beard #BeardGangProblems
— Good Reverend Dr. Von Doom (@goodreverenddr) March 2, 2017

3. People without connecting beard be like:

Never seen a beard translate to money in the bank though.
— Oladipo (@DipoAW) May 24, 2017

4. You with your beard VS you when you shave your beard.

https://twitter.com/Datzmenoni/status/847849955838570496

5. Dealing with oversabi relatives that like to hate on your beard.

All these "shave your beard" visitors that are not dropping money can like to shift.
— Daniel Orubo (@NerdEfiko) December 26, 2016

6. When a Nigerian police sights your beard.

https://twitter.com/femifactor/status/870273362148417536

7. Guys with connecting beard can’t relate to this.

Bro: "Habibti, would you like to marry?"
Sis: "Nah…. If your beard doesn't connect, then we don't connect."
Bro: pic.twitter.com/qdfzuTyYKi
— 『Jay』Ⓙ (@FreddoAkh) July 7, 2016

8. Nothing truer than this TBH!

https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/861175987891048452

9. Stop slapping your boys o!

https://twitter.com/iamsupervillain/status/854592025773170688

10. Your WCW is triggered by this tweet.

You say you hate Yoruba boys but as soon as 6"3 Tunde with beard says he'll cook for you, you're in his bed doing "I don't usually do this"
— SukunasKitchen (@_Pvplx_) November 23, 2015

11. This forward-thinking woman.

https://twitter.com/TheUfuoma_/status/870726696571371520

11 Tweets That Are Only Funny If You’re A Man With A Beard

1. Your beard is basically a food tray.

2. This always happens because your beard has a life of its own.

3. People without connecting beard be like:

4. You with your beard VS you when you shave your beard.

5. Dealing with oversabi relatives that like to hate on your beard.

6. When a Nigerian police sights your beard.

7. Guys with connecting beard can’t relate to this.

8. Nothing truer than this TBH!

9. Stop slapping your boys o!

10. Your WCW is triggered by this tweet.

11. This forward-thinking woman.

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11 Tweets That Are Only Funny If You’re A Man With A Beard

1. Your beard is basically a food tray.

2. This always happens because your beard has a life of its own.

3. People without connecting beard be like:

4. You with your beard VS you when you shave your beard.

5. Dealing with oversabi relatives that like to hate on your beard.

6. When a Nigerian police sights your beard.

7. Guys with connecting beard can’t relate to this.

8. Nothing truer than this TBH!

9. Stop slapping your boys o!

10. Your WCW is triggered by this tweet.

11. This forward-thinking woman.

About the Authors

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OUR MISSION

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