10 Superpowers Every Nigerian Parent Has

1. Super Hearing

For when you mutter something under your breath after they are done scolding you.

For when you want to be an idiot and lie straight to their face.

For when you come back home with the smell of alcohol on your breath and they can tell from their room.

For when they want to tell you to come downstairs and pass the remote that’s right beside them.

For when they want to warn you in public without opening their mouths.

For when they want to buy N4000 belt for just N300.

For when they punish you in advance for that crime you haven’t even committed yet.

For when they throw their shoe at you without looking and still don’t miss.

For when your mother picks up a hot pot without showing any signs of pain.

For when you ask a stupid question. “Where should I put it?” “Put it on my head.” So, did we miss any superpower?